Hello, I love you drabbles! I have so many MutsUrie headcanons and I’d love to see them in written form…XD So, what about Mutsuki and Urie before their first time together, Mutsuki being reluctant about his scars because he thinks they’re ugly and Urie reassuring him? <3 Thanks for the trouble! ♥

Anonymous: Mutsurie where urie and mutsuki are about to have their first night together 😉 but when mucchan takes off his clothes urie sees all the scars and mucchan tells urie about her past and urie says he’ll protect mucchan forever 😍

Thank you! Since I basically have two of the same ask, I’m combining these! Also, my heart. *clutches chest*

“Tooru,” moans Urie in between kisses. He opens his mouth to let Mutsuki in further. He wants Mutsuki to have all of him.

He tugs Mutsuki onto his bed, on top of him. 

Mutsuki can feel how excited Urie is. Usually he is scared of excited men. But not Urie, who won’t go further than a make-out session. 

Mutsuki raises a hand to stroke Urie between his thighs.

Urie gasps. His eyes widen. “Mucchan.”

“Would you want to do more?” Mutsuki asks hesitantly.

Urie nods feverishly, sitting up to embrace his boyfriend. “Mucchy.”

“I have…stuff.” Mutsuki blushes and reaches for his wallet.

Urie laughs. “So prepared.” He grins. “Undress me.” 

Mutsuki undoes the buttons on his shirt, and slowly pushes down Urie’s pants. He blushes. 

When Urie reaches for him, Mutsuki whimpers slightly. He wants this, but – 

“What’s wrong?” Urie stops, his face inches from him.

“This.” Mutsuki opens his shirt to reveal the scars marring his chest.

“Mucchan.” Urie reaches out, tentatively, to touch the mottled skin. “Is this from – the surgery?”

Mutsuki nodded. Tears prick his eyes. “And it was botched anyhow.” His voice cracks. “Every time I see these, I think of Torso and my dad and my family. They’re hideous, like me.” 

“No!” Urie buries his head between Mutsuki’s scarred breasts, leaving his after kiss until every inch has been covered. “No. You’re beautiful. Your scars are beautiful. I won’t – I – if you want to stop, we can. I will never hurt you like they did. I will protect you forever.”

Mutsuki is crying. “I know. I trust you.” 

Urie kisses his cheek.

“Don’t stop,” Mutsuki mumbles. Urie resumes removing Mutsuki’s pants, stroking him across the anatomy that, until now, has given him nothing but shame. He leaves kisses over every area Mutsuki fears, and Mutsuki does the same.

I’ll protect you forever.

Here, with Mutsuki and Urie connected at the core, with their eyes staring into each other, panting and whispering each other’s names, Mutsuki already feels safe. 

Touka’s Inspiration in Other Ships

By a lovely Nonny-Mouse. 

Everyone asks Touka for relationship advice. Here are the results:

Akiramon:

Akira: are you a virgin?

Amon: wait, what? I mean… yes, I guess, I know I’m over 30, but you see, I had a really bad childhood, so I didn’t want to… *continues for five minutes*

Akira: *is getting tired of this shit and strips her shirt off*

Amon: o_O

Ayahina:

Hinami: are you a virgin?

Ayato: WHAT HINAMI WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT *gets all red*

Hinami: Because I like you!

Ayato: !!! 😀 *strips shirt off*

Hinami: and your sister told me she asked Kaneki that before they did it.

Ayato: If you’re trying to seduce me never bring up my sister’s sex life again.

Shiraiko:

Saiko: are you a virgin?

Shirazu: excuse me! Saiko! You don’t ask someone that!

Saiko: Fine, do you want to have sex?

Shirazu: with you?

Saiko: No, with a doll. Yes, with me.

Shirazu: Maybe…

Saiko/Hsiao:

Hsiao: are you a virgin?

Saiko: Not for long if you want to do something about it.

Nakimiza:

Miza: are you a virgin?

Naki: what’s a virgin?

Miza: nosebleeds.

Mutsurie:

Mutsuki: are you a virgin?

Urie: *no mouth, boy is shook*

Mutsuki: I’ve never done it with someone I … cared about; that’s kind of like being a virgin, right?

Urie: what?

Mutsuki: *kisses him*

Urie: idk what’s happening but I like it.

Uncle Shio babysitting! With the help of Yusa and Rikai of course!

Shio is determined to be the best uncle. 

Featuring Masanori, the Uihai child for @hamliet‘s “The (Mis)Adventures of GOAT.”

“Uncle Shio!” Masanori slides down the staircase railing to tumble at Shio’s feet. 

“Be careful!” squawks Rikai, lifting Masanori off the floor.

Masanori giggles. “Always.”

“You mean never,” teases Yusa. 

“Yup!” Masanori grabs Shio’s hands. “Will you play paint with me?”

“Play paint?” Shio frowns, but he soon learns that Masanori enjoys smearing paint all over people’s faces. 

“We look like ogres!” announces the child with glee. His face is green and black. 

“You’re a cute ogre,” says Shio. “Want a piggyback ride? We can go get ice cream.”

“Yesssss!” Masanori bounces up and down. 

Sporting their creepy pair masks, the three Zero Squad children take turns lifting Masanori up, so he’s “almost as tall as Dad,” as they stroll to the ice cream store.

An elderly woman scowls at them, and Shio just gives her a sweet smile in return. People don’t like kids with ghoul blood. Shio hopes the world changes before Masanori grows up.

“Ghouls!” 

“Happy ghouls,” Rikai retorts. 

Masanori frowns. “Why don’t they like me? You said I’m cute.”

“You are,” Yusa says quickly.

“Some people are just scared of special people, like you.” Shio smiles. “They were scared of us, too. But we showed them.”

Masanori nods thoughtfully.

“Now, what flavor?”

Shio hopes the conversation is forgotten, because all he wants is happiness for his nephew. But as they’re walking home, Masanori returns to the old lady. 

“Uncle Shio, I want to be like you,” says Masanori, chocolate smeared over his mask. “You’re so nice to stupid people.” 

Shio melts internally. His eyes bug out. “I love you, Masanori!”

“I love you, too.” Masanori giggles and rubs chocolate onto Shio’s jacket. 

Goat (Kaneki, Hinami, Banjou and Kurona) trying to wash Takizawa… he stinks way too much Takizawa is kinda like a huge dog

Hahahaha this sounds fun.

“I can’t handle this anymore. Clean yourself, you filthy animal.” Kurona shoves Takizawa into the bathroom, where Kaneki, HInami, and Banjou await.

“What is this about?”

“Cleaning you,” Kaneki says apologetically.

“You need a nice bath.” Banjou nods.

“Not with them here!” Seidou points towards Hinami and Kurona.

“Hinami’s here to make sure we adults behave.” Kurona winks. 

“We won’t remove your underwear. Just that black cloak.” Hinami tugs it off.

“What if that was the only thing I wore?” Seidou yelps.

“It wasn’t, kid.” Banjou digs his fingers into the soapy water. “Perfect.”

Kurona shoves Seidou into the bath. He makes sure to cause as large a splash as possible. Hinami laughs, while Kuro shrieks. 

He hasn’t allowed himself luxuries like a bath in a long time. Seidou closes his eyes as Kaneki massages his arms and Kurona shampoos his hair. 

“Damn I love you guys.”

“Good.” Banjou dumps a bucket over Seidou, who retaliates with more splashes.

“It’s on, Big Brother!” Hinami throws Kaneki into the tub. 

“Don’t discriminate against humane-turned-ghouls,” Seidou huffs, tugging on Kurona. “Get – in – here!”

She tumbles in, and Kaneki hurls water at Banjou.

“Why me!” 

“What the everloving – ?” Amon Kotarou throws open the bathroom door to see Hinami cowering behind a bucket, Banjou spitting up soap, and Kaneki, Kurona, and Seidou kicking around bubbles in an overstuffed tub.

“Okay,” Amon mutters, face red. “And I thought I’d seen it all.”

The quinx having fun at Halloween! Shirasu is alive and he’s a shark.

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I keep picturing him as Left Shark.

“Rawr!” Shirazu, dressed as a plush blue shark, leaps out from around the corner to bite Fairy Saiko’s shoulder. She screams.

“What’s the fuss?” Aura grumbles, dressed as an off-kilter Grim Reaper.

“Apparently, Shirazu’s turning into a full ghoul,” Higemaru remarks. He’s dressed a a monster of his own design.

“No, I’m Sharkazu!” announces Shirazu proudly.

“Oh my god.” Aura bangs his head into the wall.

“Calm your tits, Aura,” says Saiko.

He flushes. “I don’t have tits.”

“Not yet.” Hsaio enters the hall and winks. 

“A witch? That’s mildly stereotypical,” complains Higemaru.

“Shut up, creature.”

“What?” Mutsuki, sporting a long grey beard, pointed hat, and a staff, walks up to the Quinx.  

“Mutsuki the Green!” Saiko bows to him.

“Why are you all dressed like that?” Urie finally stagger downstairs to gape at them. 

Higemaru is appalled. “You didn’t remember Halloween?”

Even Aura shakes his head. Urie scowls. “I had more important things to think about.”

“Let’s get him,” Saiko whispers. 

Urie yells, but Aura has him in a neck hold as Hsaio and Higemaru lift his legs. 

“Off to my room!” Saiko commands. 

“Be careful with him.” Mutsuki tiptoes along.

“Mwahaha. I know just what to do.” Shirazu whispers in Mutsuki’s ear, then Saiko’s.

“Why are you all looking at me like that.” Urie has now been tied to Saiko’s desk chair.

“You’ll find out.” 

“We’re going to be late.”

“I had a feeling this would happen, so I said our meeting was an hour earlier than it actually was.” Shirazu winks.

“Bastard!” Urie snaps, but Saiko interrupts by smearing something purple all over his face. 

“What the hell?!”

“Hello, Mr. Jellyfish.” Mutsuki smiles as Urie rises, painted as purple as his hair, wearing tentacles around his waist. 

“Takeomi is going to be a fish. You can pretend to eat him,” Shirazu informs him.

Urie’s lips spread into a toothy grin. “Perfect.”

Hi! I loved the cute fluff betwen Hanbee and Juuzou Can I ask you more about Suzuya squad please!!

Yes! Yes you can!

“What are you scared about now?” Keijin Nakarai crosses his arms. Hanbee Abara’s eyes are huge. With a trembling hand, be points behind Keijin.

Keijin whirls around to see – not ghouls – oh!

Blasts of water hit him dead in both eyes. Another, his mouth. 

“All right!” cheers Suzuya Juuzou, waving around his water gun.

Mizurou Tamaki high-fives their leader. “Target neutralized.”

“What are you doing?” Keijin spits up water.

“It’s hot. We’re having a water fight.” Suzuya jumps up and down.

“Here.” Miyuki Mikage tosses two water-filled balloons at Hanbee. They explode against his chest. “You’re too big to miss.”

“That’s it!” Hanbee cries, grappling for Mizurou’s gun.

“Catch us if you can!” Suzuya and Mikage race into the backyard.

“I want my vengeance!” shrieks Keijin. He decides to embrace today and all the glory his crazy, lovely leader has planned. He runs after Suzuya, and finds himself spinning on a Slip N’Slide straight into Suzuya. 

“Here’s a gun.” Suzuya sighs dramatically and hands him a loaded water pistol. He kinda prefers these to real Rc guns, anyways.

“Thank you for ensuring your squad is properly prepared.” Keijin aims at Hanbee, who’s become the Slip N’Slide’s newest victim. 

“No fair!” Hanbee wails, but then Mikage hands him a water balloon, and it’s game on.

When the Quinx Squad drops by, they’re surprised to see a lake in the backyard and the entire Suzuya Squad lying out of breath, half-naked in the sun. 

Seidou and Kurona talking about their tragic past events involving their family members, which turns into talking about creating a new family together?

Bless you for this ask.

“Hey.” Yasuhisa Kurona wakes up and nudges a whining Seidou. “Bad dream?”

Takizawa Seidou opens his eyes to see dark hair cascading over her bare shoulders. Her beautiful, single kalgan open. “Kurona.”

“I’m here.”

“It was a good dream. My family was here, and I was introducing you to them.” He rests her head against his concave chest. “They liked you.”

“I’m glad.”

“They would have, too.” Seidou’s pitch rises. “If I hadn’t eaten them.” 

“Stop.” Kurona lifts her head. “Kanou is an evil bastard. He took them. He killed them. You weren’t to blame for surviving.”

“I gave in, too, you know,” she adds, a tear trickling down her cheek. “I ate people. Sometimes I think I lost Nashiro for it.”

“The world isn’t so vengeful. Only we are.” Seidou shrugs, but he clings to her. “I wish I’d met your sister.”

“She’d prank you ’til you got sick of her.” Kurona rolled her moist eyes. 

“Or would she get sick of our pranks?” Seidou kisses her, and Kurona giggles against his lips.

“Do you ever wonder if we can start over? With families?” Seidou swallows. “If we could … dare … be parents?”

“I don’t wonder. I dream.” Kurona smiles, and now she really is crying. “Do you think there’s enough redemption in this world to give us a happy family?”

Seidou rolls on top of her. “I’d like to find out.” He sound both hopeful and seductive.

“Kanou took too much of our pasts. He can’t take our future.” Kurona pulls him closer to her. 

Can you do Arima comforting Haise after a nightmare?

Even during the worst of dreams, Sasaki Haise is silent. 

But when Arima Kishou checks in on him, he sees tears streaming down his mentee’s cheeks.

“Hey.” Arima shoves Haise awake. “You okay?”

“Huh?” Haise blinks sleep out of his eyes. “Yes.”

“Wanna talk about it?” Arima sits at the edge of his bed. He’s curious, what life was like for this ghoul. How did the Centipede become the Centipede? What horrors exist on the ghoul side?

“I was in a room, an empty, cavernous room. A mother and a child were brought before me, and I was asked to choose who would die.” Haise resumes his silent tears. “I chose myself – but I was helpless – and they were going to die because I couldn’t choose.”

“That’s noble of you.” Arima has killed children before. This may render him worse than a ghoul. “You’re a good man, Haise.” 

“I wish – I wish I knew where these dreams came from.” Haise runs a hand through his hand, and Arima has the sudden urge to confess everything, to unveil the lie.

But the truth would not comfort, and tonight comfort is what Haise needs.

Arima would love to promise that Haise will never have to choose between life again, but he will. He would love to promise to remain at Haise’s side, but he won’t. 

 So he promises what he can. “I’m here. I promise I won’t let anyone torture you.”

And tonight, as Haise grips his hand in thanks, that is the truth. 

Uihai/Tangled

Anonymous asked: After that Mulan-Mutsurie mashup, I dare you to write Disney-film mashups for: Ayahina, Touken, Takirona, Akiramon, Uihai, Nishikimi, Tsukikana, Arieto, and Shiraiko. Ty and good night.

I’ll be posting these once a day (probably) until the list is done!

Mulan/Mutsurie Mashup: Here.

Sleeping Beauty/Ayahina: Here.

“Koori!” Hairu tries to scream as Dr. Kanou slices CCG’s hope, her best friend, nearly in half. She chokes on her gag. “No!”

“Now look what you’ve done, ghoul.” Kanou kicks Ui aside. “He’s like all humans. As soon as he knows you’re part ghoul, he’d abandon you.”

Hairu shrieks through the cloth in her mouth. 

“Oh, yes.” Kanou’s eyes glitter. “You’re coming with me, my creation.”

“No, I’m not! Koori!” She finally spits out the gag and lunges forward, but Kanou’s strong arms push her back. 

“I only heal ghouls, and that one would never consent to be part ghoul. Humans like him are disposable fools. People like you – half-humans – you’re the valuable experiments, my dear.” Kanou drags Hairu by her chains. 

“No!” Shio races forward, but Kanou’s kick sends him sprawling backwards.

“Stop fighting me! You owe me your life!” 

“I won’t!” Hairu collapses to the floor. She glares up at Kanou, because she has faith in Koori. Their love can overcome her heritage. “I will never stop fighting you, every second of my life! I will never stop trying to escape you!” 

She sobs. “But if you let me save him now – give him a drop of my medicine – I’ll go. Willingly. I’ll be your immortality.”

“No,” Ui moans, and Shio cries harder. 

Dr. Kanou chains Ui to the wall. “Don’t get any ideas, Mr. Ethics.”

“Koori!” Hairu throws herself upon him, caressing his face and kissing his forehead. 

Ui cranes his neck to kiss her, the pain in his abdomen sends him crashing back down. 

“I’m so sorry.” Hairu yanks up his shirt to see his entrails pouring out of him. She wants to vomit. This is – this is happening to someone she loves. 

She lifts the life-giving Rc medicine. The bottle that reattached her head, that revived her spirit. “You’re gonna be okay.” 

“I can’t – can’t let you.”

“And I can’t let you die.” Hairu’s eyes, a ghoul’s eyes, smile back at him.

“If you do this, you will die. Again. In a manner worse than death.” Ui can’t believe how selfish he was, to bring her back and get himself hurt for this. 

“Hairu.” He reaches towards her – and shoves the bottle to the floor. It shatters into a thousand pieces. 

“Koori!” Hairu cries. 

“No!” Kanou screeches. With Shirazu gone, all he has left is Hairu and the medicine. “No!”

Shio leaps forward again, and Rikai and Yusa appear to tackle the doctor.

“Koori.” Hairu whimpers. “I can’t save you. I need you.”

“I needed you. To tell you … one last time … how much I loved you.” Ui feels cold around his edges. So this is death. If Arima can walk it, so can he. 

“You never needed to. I know.” Hairu’s tears fall into his open mouth.

And suddenly, his wound begins to brighten. The blood begins to slow, and new flesh covers his intestines. 

“The medicine. My tears!” Hairu gasps.

Ui coughs. “H – Hairu.”

“Koori?” Hairu trembles. 

“Did I ever tell you I kinda like ghouls now?” He smiles, and Hairu squeezes him in a bear hug. 

When the Squad 0 kids look up, their mentors are kissing.