(Meant to do Anon) Some fluffy Takirona being cute and awkward telling each other their kinks♡ (I definitely seeing Seidou being into femdom)

NSFW. Ooh la la. 

“What do you want?” Yasuhisa Kurona strokes Takizawa Seidou’s hair. 

He grins. “Heh heh.”

“I’m serious. We need to be able to have these conversations.” Kurona blushes.

“I … uh … I want you to dominate me.” Takizawa wrings his hands. “I trust you and I like you and I want to see what you can do.”

“Aw,” Kurona purrs. “I’d love to.” Her kagune emerges and strokes between his thighs. “Like this?” 

Takizawa gasps. “Like that.”

“And what else?” Kurona uses another tentacle to reach into her purse. She holds the handcuffs aloft. “I’d like to you use these.” 

“Make me.” Takizawa has to laugh. “I’m the ghoul. You’ve arrested me.” 

“You’ve arrested my heart.” Kurona nibbles on his lips, just hard enough to draw blood. “You taste good.”

“So do you.” Takizawa smirks. She doesn’t think he’s a sadistic bastard? She doesn’t think he’s weird? He loves this woman. 

“At some point,” Kurona says with bravado she doesn’t feel, “I expect to see that kakuja emerge.”

“You don’t think it’s ugly?” His eyes widen. 

“I love it.” She pushes him down onto their bed. Her kagune pins him down. “How’s this?”

“Perfect, you crazy ghoul.” Seidou leaves love bites along the delicate skin of her neck. She bites back, harder, and he gives himself up.  

A scenario where Mutsuki and Aura don’t exactly “bury Yomo six feet under in style” but they defeat him (because I like my son Mutsuki an dont want him too evil) meaning that Mutsuki isn’t fried and Aura doesn’t have his neck snapped, enough so Mutsuki can continue on to reunite with Kaneki and Aura fights off any enemies that tries to hinder him

This fight keeps dragging on and on, and Yomo can’t stop thinking about Touka and Hinami. Have they escaped yet? And what of Naki, Miza, and the others?

A blow from the eyepatch investigator – the one who insulted Touka! – sends him backwards. The tall kid raises his quinque.

“I wouldn’t do that, were I you.” Uta’s smooth voice slithers out from above.

“Who are you?” spits the tall kid.

“It doesn’t matter. What matters is that if you continue on, and leave the Raven to me, you can reunite with your beloved Kaneki and maybe save your Oggai, too.” The masked ghoul jumps between the investigators and Yomo.

Mutsuki hesitates, but Aura sounds frantic. “The Oggai?”

“Like I said.”

“Let’s go.” Aura drags Mutsuki away.

They race towards the sounds of battle, and when they reach the rest of CCG, Mutsuki screams.

Kaneki is there, a limbless torso.

No – they did it to Sensei too! Mutsuki clutches his face. How could we?

Aura, however, feels vindicated that Kaneki knows what loss of limb feels like.

Mutsuki steps closer. Furuta directs Hajime towards Kaneki, a sly smile on his beautiful face.

Save the Oggai. Aura has a horrible epiphany. “Mutsuki, wait!”

But Mutsuki races forward, shoving investigator after investigator aside. “Sensei!” 

He falls to his knees, crying. 

“Huh?” Hajime frowns, but within a moment, Aura has grabbed him and yanked him away. 

“Let go!”

“Sensei, it’s not fair,” cries Mutsuki.

Kaneki can’t leave him now. He can barely move.

But he’s hurting, hurting in ways Mutsuki understands, and Mutsuki can’t bear it.

“No – no – no.” Mutsuki activates his bikaku and shoves it in Kaneki’s mouth. “Eat.”

“Tooru!” cries Aura.

“Furuta did this!” screams Mutsuki. “He set us all up!” 

“I know, but do you really think helping that thing is worth it?” Aura yells, still wrestling Hajime.

“Yes. I love him.” Mutsuki’s eyes stream as Kaneki finally bites down on his bikaku. “That’s it, Sensei. I’ll help you. Let me help you.” 

Masanori’s Trick or treating adventure!

“Look at me, Daddy!”

Masanori twirls around, showing off his black bobbed wig. “I’m YOU! Uncle Uta helped me.”

“You look just like Daddy,” Hairu says with a grin. She’s Rapunzel, and Ui is Flynn Rider. 

“Yay!” Masanori claps his hands. 

Ui is too happy to speak, so he hugs his child instead. “Now, be safe out there.”

“I will!” Masanori hurries outside to join the other GOAT children.

“Trick or treat!” Masanori first rings Touka and Kaneki’s door.

“Yes?” Touka, dressed like a fortune teller, falls back. “It’s a CCG investigator! AHHHHH!” 

Masanori giggles. “No, it’s just Masanori!”

Kaneki, having been forced into a purple dragon costume, hands Masanori sugar tubes.

“Thank you!” Masanori skips to Ayato and Hinami’s next.

“Rawr!” Ayato is dressed like a pirate; Hinami, a yellow parrot. They hand Masanori chocolate.

Naki is Frankenstein and Miza his bride. 

“Oo-oooooh.” Miza zombie walks towards the children, and they shriek.

“What tasty children!” Pennywise Itori greets them next, with angel Yomo and devil Uta behind her.

“Watch out, I’ll use my quinque,” teases Masanori. “Wait, Uncle Yomo, are those your ukaku wings.”

“With some help from Uta,” Yomo says uncomfortably. 

Nishiki is dressed as a spider and Kimi a butterfly, connected by a web, and they hand out homemade cupcakes to thrill the children.

The Quinx mansion is next, and Saiko greets them as Gintoki. Hsaio as a ninja and Shirazu as a shark appear behind her, followed by Aura as perhaps a ghost – a white sheet, as any rate – and Higemaru as some monster of his own devising. Urie and Mutsuki join as Cookie Monster and a cat, respectively. 

Cinderella Yoriko and Prince Charming Takeomi hand out more baked goods, and then it’s on to the Tsukiyama’s.

Chie as a bat hangs in a tree, snapping as many pictures as she can. 

“Greetings, mortals!” Tsukiyama thrusts open his front door, dressed in rich wizarding robes. Kanae as an elf holds up ring pops.

Arima opens his door, mortified. He’s dressed as a black goat, and sexy witch Eto looks all too pleased with herself. 

The children plod over to Hirako’s, where the three Musketeers pretend to attack as a giant Shiba hands them Kit-kats. Hajime appears to chase off the Musketeers, complete as Superman.

Kurona as a vampire and Seidou as a greek god provide Masanori with his favorite gift yet: caramel, the sticky stuff Mommy and Daddy don’t often buy after he smeared it across the entire kitchen.

An enormous version of Maris Stella answers the door at Akira and Amon’s, and the Suzuya Squad as Robin Hood and his merry men  – including Hanbee as Maid Marion – swoop in to deliver Skittles. 

When Masanori turns around, he sees all the parents gathered. “All right, off to our last stop.”

“Where?” Masanori asks.

“You don’t think your other uncle would miss this, do you?” Hairu asks lightly.

The adults are still wary as they enter the jail. But their reserve soon gives way to laughter when Haise Sasaki greets Kaneki in Furuta’s voice. “Hi, me! We look cute today!”

“I hate you,” Kaneki says.

“I love us,” says Haise. He showers the children with chocolate, and Masanori thinks himself the luckiest kid alive. 

Furuta with a clingy daughter?

Furuta’s clingy daughter melts his heart, from the moment she is born. She’s placed in his arms and her wails instantly quiet. Her eyes meet his – and he sees that she has his dark hair and his mole, and bam! he’s convinced that she is the greatest person alive. 

Having a child dote on him makes him feel worthwhile, like all his bad misdeeds aren’t the sum of his life.

Sometimes he cries when she asks for hugs. He’ll never deny her, because he remembers when Tsuneyoshi denied him and that still hurts.

He loves helping her dress in fancy outfits and playing tea party. She’s his princess, and he wants her to have everything he didn’t.

His favorite nights are when she asks if she can sleep in bed with him and her mom. 

She asked to hold his hand as he walked her to school on her first day, and he told her he was proud of her because that’s the one thing he always wanted to hear. She seems to like it, too. 

When she gets older, she often turns to him for friend and boy advice. He’s funny and nonjudgemental, which she loves him for.  

If you try to date his teenage daughter, he would have zero problems reminding you that he’s happy to turn you into paté. 

Ui and Sasaki/Kaneki being paired together with Ui finally meeting up with him and being able to make amends to their relationship as it seems like he was very sad to have lost Sasaki/Kaneki because in the end he (Kaneki) left the CCG and Ui regretted not taking the time they had together to get to know each other and felt like he lost the love of his life even if Haise’s antics would annoy him here and there

Ooh I have not seen this pairing before. Interesting!

“You!” Ui did not expect to meet Sasaki Haise – or should he say, Kaneki Ken – here today. 

He was merely tracking Furuta’s last known location. “What do you want with Furuta?”

Kaneki’s eyes cloud over. “Were you following him?”

“I don’t trust him. I don’t trust anyone anymore,” Ui blurts.

“Good.” Kaneki turns away, looking as tired as Ui feels. 

“You hurt me, you know?” Ui fights back his feelings. 

Kaneki hesitates.

“I just…you were the kind of person who treated me with respect when I gave you none. And now you killed the person who gave you a second chance? What do I believe? What do I do?” Ui’s voice trembles. 

Kaneki eyes Ui. “Do you think I wanted any of this? Do you think I actually wanted a second, a third chance? I never have.”

“But…there are people who love you,” Ui whispers. I do. “People who were fools, who didn’t realize until too late.”

Kaneki knows Ui’s talking about himself, but he wants Ui to admit it. “I see.”

“Don’t you care about us? You killed Arima!” Ui shouts.

Kaneki’s face flickers, and Ui freezes.

“Don’t say it,” Kaneki hisses.

“You didn’t. So…so why…Kaneki, I need the truth.” Ui approaches. 

Maybe it’s too late. Maybe Kaneki is the murderer he fears. Maybe Ui really has burned every chance with Kaneki. Maybe the truth will break them both.

Then again, maybe it will build them back again. 

Hairu wants to wear matching animal pajama-one pieces with Ui

“Ui, do you like flamingos?”

Ui looks up with a frown. “Huh?”

“Look!” Thrilled with her latest purchase, Hairu holds up two flannel pajama sets garishly painted with flamingos. “Aren’t they perfect?”

“For me?”

“No, Arima. Yes, you.” Hairu puts her hands on her hips.

Ui chuckles. “I kinda want to see Arima in these.” 

“Me too, but I want to see you more, if you catch my drift.” Hairu lowers her voice.

“In pajamas or without?”

“I want to take them off you,” she says slyly. 

“I’d expect no less.” Ui draws her close to him. The pajamas are ridiculous, it’s true, but he actually loves the idea of a matching set. He loves how much life she brings into his existence. 

“These are really soft,” he says, surprised, once they’ve changed. 

“Perfect for cuddles.” Hairu tackle Ui onto their bed. 

He giggles. “They match your hair.”

She sticks out her tongue. “You see me in everything, don’t you?”

“I do,” he replies, lifting his face to meet her lips.

Both Masanori and Hairu are sick and Ui is suffering trying to keep up with both of them and their demands.

“Ui, help me,” moans Hairu. She’s got a terrible fever. She can’t stand.

“Just a few sips.” Ui spoons more broth into her mouth. “You’re gonna be okay.”

“M-masanori…”

“He’s okay.” 

“Go check on him.” She closes her eyes. 

Ui hurries into Masanori’s room. 

“Daddy, why can’t you make me better? I thought you could do anything.” Masanori’s chin trembles. 

“Take the medicine.”

“I don’t LIKE pills!” Masanori looks more terrified of the pills than the fever.

“I’ll crush them up, okay? And put them in pudding?” Ui pleads.

Masanori nods.

Ui’s no sooner finished that than Hairu is calling for him. “Ui, I have to go to the bathroom and I am too weak.”

“Lean on me.” He holds her up. 

He’s just putting her back to bed when Masanori wails “Daddy!”

Frazzled, Ui rushes into his child’s room. “Daddy’s here.”

“I’m not gonna die right?” 

Ui wants to cry. “No, no, I promise. It’s just a virus.”

“I don’t like it.”

“I know,” Ui says, stroking his cheek. “I have an idea. Why don’t you stay with Mommy?”

“Yes.” Masanori brightens. Any time in Mom and Dad’s bed is a good time. This almost makes his sickness worthwhile.

Ui carries Masanori into his room. “Special delivery, Hairu.”

“My baby!” She holds up her hands, weakly. Masanori clamors into her arms.

“Cuddles make everything better, right Mom?”

“Right.” Hairu smiles, and Ui treasures the sight of his wife and child. 

Can you please write about the Suzuya squad family? We know that they all live togheter in the 13 ward

I can always write for Suzuya Squad, Nonny-Mouse.

“Are we ready?” Suzuya Juuzou whispers.

“All set.” Miyuki Mikage holds up string and a funnel, while Mizorou Tamaki motions to his pile of shaving cream and balloons.

Suzuya giggles, but claps a hand over his mouth when he hears Hanbee Abara stirring inside the room.

“Let’s do this.” Suzuya leaps onto Mikage’s shoulders to tape the funnel above the door. An empty balloon is tied around the funnel, and the remaining string wrapped around the door. Mizurou hands him a water bottle to fill the funnel, and then they’re on to Keijin Nakarai’s room.

Once the shaving cream and balloons are set, the pranksters huddle in the hallway. They still have an hour before their friends are due to awake, but Suzuya is already threatening their plan with his uncontrolled laughter. 

“What’s going on?” Keijin asks sleepily. They hear his feet padding towards the door.

Suzuya straightens. Mikage rubs his palms together, and Mizurou puts his phone on video. 

“Huh?” Keijin notices the string, as Suzuya expected. But curiosity wins out; he still pulls, and promptly shrieks as shaving cream erupts onto his face and into his open mouth.

“Ghouls!” They hear Hanbee scampering for his door. He throws it open, clad only in boxers.

Ice water douses him. Hanbee’s scream reaches a pitch Suzuya’s not sure mankind has heard before.

“Pah! You dirty bastards!” Keijin spits out the shaving cream.

“Suzuya!” Hanbee is rather embarrassed at his nearly naked appearance.

“This means war!” Keijin shakes his fist. “Hanbee, we’ll get them back!”

Suzuya is laughing so hard he’s rolling on the floor, and Mikage has tears streaming down his cheeks. 

“Don’t worry, I’ll only send the video to all the ladies, Hanbee.” Mizurou snaps his phone shut.

Hanbee screams again.

juuzou having a crush on haise and its really fluffy please

“Haaaaaaise!” Suzuya launches himself into Sasaki’s open arms.

“Juuzou!” Sasaki laughs. “How are you?”

“Happy to see you.” Suzuya’s cheeks flush. “You look good!”

“Uh – so do you.”

Across the room, Keijin Nakarai whistles softly. “Look at that.”

Hanbee Abara raises his eyebrows. “Is that a blush?”

“It definitely is,” decides Mizurou Tamaki.

“The stars have decreed that two leaders would be good married,” intones Miyuki Mikage.

Keijin swats Mikage’s shoulder. “Please! It’s a crush.”

But as they watch Sasaki toss Skittles into Suzuya’s mouth, they have to wonder if that’s all it is.

“Why don’t you show this office some respect,” snaps a passing officer.

“Excuse me?” Haise’s face pinches. Suzuya’s face falls.

“I don’t mean you,” the man adds to Suzuya. “I mean the ghoul here.”

Sasaki squirms. 

“How dare you!” cries Suzuya.

“It’s okay,” Sasaki says.

“No, it’s not. Sasaki is my friend!” Suzuya stomps his foot. “He’s nice and brings me candy and he loves everyone. You’re the monster, from where I’m standing. Now, apologize!”

His scarlet eyes glitter, and for a moment, the man feels true terror that Suzuya might slay him.

“I – I’m sorry,” the man grumbles, brushing past. 

“He just lost his brother to a ghoul, Suzuya,” Sasaki says quietly. 

“Oh.” Suzuya winces. “But it’s still not your fault. I like you.”

“I appreciate that.” Sasaki smiles at him, and Suzuya feels like he’s soaring.