Please. A scenario in which Arima bursts out laughing that no one is allowed to talk about for fear of First Rate Hunk™

First Rate Hunk, eh? 😉

Arima walks into his office with a sigh. The lights are dimmer these days, and he can barely see out of his right eye.

He’s very tired and allows himself to slump over at his desk.

“Knock, knock.” Hirako, Ui, and Hairu hurry in. “Arima, we have all this paperwork and -”

“HELL ALMIGHTY.” Hairu swears and points to Arima’s cabinets, the cabinets he hasn’t really been able to see because they’re on his right.

“Oh, hello.” Shio waves. He’s standing atop Yusa, who stands atop Rikai, who strains on her hands and knees.

His hands are in Arima’s candy drawer. 

“Whoa!” Yusa wobbles, and RIkai lets them all fall.

Arima bursts out laughing. 

“Did you just freeze when he came in?” Hirako cries.

“How did you not notice?” Ui exclaims.

“Shio, Yusa, Rikai.” Arima wipes his eyes. 

“You told us to practice stealth,” Yusa says.

“That I did.” Arima shakes his head in amusement. “If any of you mention this, I swear you’ll discover the true meaning of IXA.”

“Not even to Sasaki?” Shio whines. “Because I just texted him while we were talking.

Rewrite of the chap where Naki dies and instead Kaneki comes early and deflects the Oggai attack (bc he’s been defending Touka and Hinami, why not precious blonde bean?) and Miza telling him off for almost dying?

PRECIOUS BLONDE BEAN!!! He totally is. 

Big bro… Naki teeters against the Oggai’s blades. 

“Naki!” screams Miza. She lunges forward, but she won’t be there in time – 

Bam!

Kaneki’s rinkaku slams the Oggai onto their backs. 

“King?!” Miza cries.

“KANEKI!” Naki shrieks. His vigor renewed, he leaps sideways and knocks several of the children unconscious.

“Don’t kill them – just stop them,” Kaneki orders. He smacks a few more into the tunnel wall.

“Got it.” Miza positions herself besides Naki. “By the way, if you die on me, I’ll get Yamori to torture you in heaven.”

“M – Miza!” Naki looks horrified. “I would never leave you!”

In the manga when the Quinx and Sasaki crossdressed for a mission Mutsuki gets drunk and acts all happy and exuberant. How about an extension to this scene where Mutsuki, after saluting Sasaki, gets a little handsy with Sasaki and flirts with his beloved sensei, not entirely because of the alcohol. And Sasaki likes the attention Mutsuki pays him.

“Shashaki.” Mutsuki rubs his mentor’s shoulders. “You’re sho pretty. You’re the prettiesht girl here.”

“Mucchy?” Saiko raises her eyebrows.

“Sho pretty. Isn’t she?” Mutsuki leans against Sasaki.

“Yas.” Shirazu raises his glass. “A toast to our pretty Sasaki!” 

The Quinx clink their glasses together, and Mutsuki turns back to Sasaki.

“You’re the nicesht pershon I know. Do you like me? Am I your friend?” Mutsuki grips Sasaki’s arm to keep his balance as the room spins around him. “Pleash shay yesh.”

“Of c-c-course, you’re my friend.” Sasaki’s face is purple. But Mutsuki’s eyes are so round and cute and innocent and irresistible. 

“Yay!” Mutsuki laughs.

Sasaki leans over and hugs Mutsuki. “See?”

Mutsuki has tears in his eyes. “He likesh me.”

Touka doesn’t beat up and berate Kaneki on bridge in og tg and instead is kind in her own way and welcomes him back to Anteiku

Warning for references to child abuse.

“Hey.” Touka hesitates at the foot of the bridge. Why didn’t you wait for me? Are you avoiding me? What is wrong with me?

“Hey.” Kaneki’s heart sinks. He’s afraid of her. 

Because he cares.

“Why did you run off?” Touka bursts out. “Why? It’s like you didn’t care at all.”

“Of course I cared! I just…wanted to protect you all,” Kaneki whispered.

“I thought I was the one who protected you.” Touka swallowed. “Remember Kimi? Remember Mado? We were a team.” Her voice rose. “You say you’re doing this for us, but you’re not. You’re acting like my dad! You’re selfish; it’s all about you. You can’t stand to see us hurt, so you keep us at a distance. You’re hurting us and saying it’s for our own good.”

Kaneki sees his mother’s hand coming down on him. He starts and stumbles back.

“Why?” Touka sniffles. “Why can’t you let us love you?”

Kaneki feels frozen. Mommy, stop. 

Touka frowns. His eyes aren’t focused. “Kaneki?”

She grabs him and pleads. “Please come back to Anteiku with me.”

Kaneki can barely move in his flashback, but somehow he finds the strength to nod. 

Touka tugs him along, and though he’s still half-dazed, he feels like he’s being led someplace safe. 

Hinami and Saiko meet ? Did you did this before ?

I did not. Now, we must have this. Sugar sweet meets sugar sweet. 

“Whoa.” Saiko eyes the butterfly kagune before her. They’ve assembled on the battlefield in a  momentary human-ghoul to save Kaneki Ken. 

Well, CCG said “defeat.” 

Saiko said “save,” and Urie agrees.

“I want one.” Saiko concentrates into creating a chimera kagune identical to Yostume’s.

Hinami’s eyes widen. “How did you do that?”

“Jealoust of your kagune.” Saiko smiles. “You’re here to save Maman? I call him Maman.” 

Hinami smiles tentatively. This Quinx is kind, easygoing, and unlike any investigator she’s ever met. “I call him Onii-chan.”

“Does that make you my aunt?” Saiko gasps. She uses her kagune petals to high-five Yostume’s petals. “Wow, so nice to meet you.”

“I’m Fueguchi Hinami.”

“Yonebayashi Saiko, at your service.” Saiko shivers. “I saved Urie when he framed out. I know we can save Maman.”

“Let’s do it.” Hinami nods and grabs Saiko’s hand. Together, they face the dragon.

(It’s me again. XD) Could you write Urie proposing to Mutsuki, and maybe as a bonus, their wedding night together? :3

Hello and yasssss you are always welcome. 

“Tooru.”

Mutsuki smiles at the sunrise Urie has insisted they have to watch. “Yes?”

He turns around and freezes. “Oh!”

Urie kneels on the dewy grass. In one hand he holds a white rose. In the other, he holds a diamond ring that sparkles in the golden dawn. “Mutsuki Tooru, I love you with all my heart and soul. Will you do me the honor of marrying me?”

Mutsuki’s eyes fill. “Kuku…I…”

Kuki wants him. Kuki knows all his misdeeds, and he loves him.

“Yes,” Mutsuki whispers. 

Urie slides the ring on his finger. He stands and seals their pact with a passionate kiss that leaves both hungry for more.

“YESSSSSSSSS!” Saiko hurtles out from behind the trees. 

“What?” Mutsuki flushes to see the Quinx Squad, Kaneki and Touka, Akira and Amon, and several others waiting. 

“I brewed congratulatory coffee.” Touka hands them both a cup.

——————————————-

“Tooru, you’re my husband,” Urie moans. 

The guests have filtered away, and now he remains alone with Mutsuki. They’re in a fancy hotel, because Kaneki begged his friend Tsukiyama to splurge on his children.

“And you’re mine.” Mutsuki draws Urie closer to his body. “You’re quite the blushing groom.” 

“I’m drunk.”

“You are not!” Mutsuki exclaims. 

“I’m just so happy to be married to you,” Urie admits.

“The feeling is mutual.” Mutsuki takes a deep breath and moves Urie’s hand to his chest.

Urie undoes his binder and kisses the soft skin beneath. “God, Tooru.”

“What?” Mutsuki marvels at Urie’s own chest. He runs his hand down Urie’s muscles.

Urie lifts Mutsuki onto the bed and allows Mutsuki on top of him. Whatever Mucchan is comfortable with, he’s happy to do. 

“We have a lifetime of this,” Urie whispers.

“I know.” Mutsuki stops undressing Urie to grin. “I’m happy.”

He can tell from Mutsuki’s bright eyes that he truly is happy. Urie has never before known love so strong that he cares about the other’s happiness before his own. 

But now he does. And it feels good. 

When they couple, they exult in feelings of safety and vulnerability and fun and passion all at once. It’s beautiful, just like the man they each love. 

Kaneki/Sasaki never left the Quinx, Shirazu never dies, and they’re all happier for it

“Maman, tell us more about Hide.” Saiko leans over on the couch. Hsaio sits on Saiko’s lap. 

“He was beautiful, inside and out.” Kaneki smiles sadly.

“And he supported you no matter what.” Mutsuki marvels, snuggling into his overstuffed chair. Support, just like the Quinx.

“He sounds awesome!” Higemaru punches his hands in the hair.

“He was. His last words I remember were ‘it may not be stylish, Kaneki, but live,’” Kaneki recalls.

“Those are beautiful words,” Aura admits begrudgingly.

“Unstylish, like you,” Shirazu teases. Aura sticks out his tongue.

“Hide’s one of my reasons for not giving up on you all,” Kaneki jokes. 

“Yeah, yeah, we all know you would have given up on Urie long ago otherwise,” Shirazu says.

“Hey!” Urie’s mouth drops.

“Well,” says Higemaru, “if Hide went missing during the Anteiku raid, there’s a chance he’ll show up, just like Takizawa and Amon.”

Kaneki looks terrified at the prospect. He’s not ready for that.

But when he looks around his family, he thinks that maybe, just maybe, he could live through that after all. 

How thirsty does it make me if I ask for Urie masturbating then cumming into his hand in his room? (the answer is a lot)

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Urie imagines his crush. He imagines that they love him back, that he asks them out and his living parents love them. He imagines passionate nights together. And while he does, his hands find a way to busy themselves.

He loves them so much. He just needs them to know. Please know I love you.

Urie gasps with release, just as the door flies open. 

“Hey!” 

Shirazu and Urie shriek in unison. The door slams shut as the orange blur flees. 

“Sorry,” Urie mutters to Shirazu when he finally emerges from his room.

“It’s fine; just, please assure me you weren’t thinking of a promotion.” 

Urie thinks of his crush. So no one knows, do they? “Not at all.”