The Kaneki trifecta have their last conversation with Alucard, their ancestor, before he has to go back to London to the plot of Hellsing. He tells them the true story of Prince Vlad of Wallachia (sold to a Sultan as a child who raped him for years before he killed him, rose as a prince who fought and killed for his God only to be killed by his people, and sell his soul to the devil). He tells them what Van Hellsing taught him: “Only a man can kill a monster”.

“Please tell us more.” Rin leans forward eagerly. Kaneki is dutifully taking notes through his tears, and Suzuya is clutching Kaneki’s shoulders. 

Alucard sighs. “There’s not much more. I suppose my words apply to all of you now.”

“Which ones?” Kaneki looks at his notes.

“I’m sorry that happened to you,” Suzuya says.

“And I’m sorry for what Madam did to you,” Alucard replies. “But, Kaneki especially: to become a monster as I am, is to admit you were too weak to remain human.”

Kaneki flinches. “I had to.”

“So did I, I thought.” Alucard stares into the distance. “Only a man can kill a monster.”

Kaneki looks at Suzuya.

“You can’t kill a monster using monstrous methods.” Now Alucard looks at Suzuya, who swallows. 

Mr. Shinohara? Monstrous methods? 

“Rin, you’re the full human among your family.”

“Me?” she squeaks. She’s always felt insecure in her humanity. “Are you saying my humanity is…important?”

“I don’t think your humanity means anything,” Alucard says bluntly. “But I think your compassion and empathy surpass your brothers’. That’s more important than your species. And if you want a path forward for both species, you’ll have learn a new way of fighting, beyond embracing the violence.”

Rin sniffles. “Do you think any of us can?”

“Together?” Alucard looks in each of their eyes. “Yeah, I do.”
 

Hcs for ayahina wedding (where Ayato takes Fueguchi as a surname)?

– Ayato is actually the one who brought up the surname deal. One night he approached Hinami like “I know you want to honor your parents, so I was thinking, what if we keep their surname?”

– She was so excited. But then she had to pause and ask him if he was proposing. He said “yes if you’ll say yes.” She did, and he twirled her around like she was a princess. 

– Touka, Miza, and Irimi are bridesmaids. Kaneki (”ugh” said Ayato), Naki, and Nishiki are groomsmen. Rikai is the flower girl. Takizawa was offended not to be a groomsman, but altogether understanding. 

– Ayato cried during the ceremony. Loudly. His voice cracked during their vows, too.

– Kaneki tried to give Ayato The Talk. It ended with Ayato screaming because he realized where Kaneki’s experience came from. He then ran into Yomo, who also tried to give The Talk, until Ayato asked him if this stemmed from his relationship with Uta.

– Yomo is terrible at giving a toast, but fortunately, Uta and Itori were there to add their own commentary. 

– Miza and Kurona bought Hinami lingerie for her wedding night. Ayato grew faint when she wore it.

– Tsukiyama designed Hina’s wedding dress. It had butterflies woven into the design, and smelled like a flower shop. Ayato had to confess that the shitty Gourmet did a good job.

Nakimiza honeymoon phase hcs?

– Naki love, love, loves telling everyone they’re dating. “Do you know Miza likes me? Do you know I like her? Do you know we’re together now?”

– Naki made Kaneki sit down with him and asked if Big Bro would approve of their dating relationship. Kaneki assured him he would, because Miza would kick Yamori’s ass.

– Miza loves waking Naki up every morning by shoving coffee under his nose.

– Naki loves giving her rides on his shoulders. 

– He also adores watching her fix her hair every morning. It’s fascinating to him.

– The day after they decided to date, she wore a white suit to surprise him.

– Naki is fond of hugs so tight he can barely breathe. It is not uncommon to see them hugging for five full minutes on end. 

– Miza is very determined to tell Naki how smart and special he is. She makes a fuss over every new word he learns, and kisses, cuddles, and massages to comfort him every time he’s insecure about his learning.

– If you insult Naki’s intelligence, prepare to face Three Blades of no mercy. Nishiki got a few slices in the chest one time. 

mucchan got drunk and urie had give him a piggyback ride to his bed, then wouldn’t fall asleep unless urie didnt cuddle with him :3

Awwwwwwww.

“Urie-san. U – Urie-shan.” Mutsuki slings his arms around Urie and spins in front of him. “Love me!”

“I do, Tooru.” Urie smiles. He’s a bit tipsy himself – okay, more than a bit. But Mutsuki probably won’t remember this in the morning.

“I can’t walk.” Mutsuki slumps over to rest his head on Urie’s chest.

“We’re almost to our door, Mucchan.”

“No!” Mutsuki tightens his grip on Urie’s shirt. “Love me! Don’t make me walk.”

Urie fights back a grin. “Okay, then.” He lifted Mustuki onto him piggyback style. 

“I love you, Kuki,” Mutsuki murmurs, tightening his grip on Urie’s shoulders.

“Don’t throw up on me, please.” Urie marches into the Chateau, up the stairs and into Mutsuki’s bedroom. “Here we are!”

He lays Mutuski on his bed, but Mutsuki shakes his head wildly. “Don’t leave me, Urie! Love me!”

“I do,” Urie protests with a laugh.

Mutsuki holds out his hands. “CUDDLESH.”

“Okay, I’ll just close the door, all right?”

“NO. Cuddle me now.”

Urie shrugs and slips into bed besides Mutsuki. Mutsuki immediately burrows his head in Urie’s chest and falls asleep.

Urie stays awake a while longer, stroking Mutsuki’s shiny hair. 

The next morning, Urie and Mutsuki find themselves nursing hangovers and dealing with Facebook fallout, after Saiko posted surreptitious pictures of their cuddlefest. 

I like to think Eto is super gay. So can I have some Eto and a female s/o sfw and nsfw hcs?

Eto definitely wouldn’t play the straight and narrow. 

SFW

– Eto has threatened to disembowel anyone in Aogiri who harms her s/o. Tatara and Noro back her up.

– Eto knew she was in love when her s/o asked if she could try flesh to ease the burden on Aogiri finding food.

– Even though the ghouls can’t eat it, her s/o likes baking her a birthday cake every year with tons of frosting, and Eto loves the excess.

– When her s/o confronted her on who she was, Eto’s response was “oh I’m so much worse,” and her s/o’s response was to yell at her for trying to scare her away. When Eto actually felt guilt, she knew she was hooked. 

– Eto and her lover frequently stay up late talking about literature.

– Eto is protective of her s/o, yes, but she’s also very freeing and not the jealous type.

– Eto was kinda mad at herself for falling for a human, because she swore she wouldn’t be like Kuzen. But this s/o pushed past her guard and attitude and now she’s very glad to have her.

NSFW

– Her s/o loves trying the new kinky positions Eto thinks up

– When Eto is stressed, she relaxes by pleasuring her partner, who knows she may return the favor anytime

– Eto did not really wait long to tumble with her partner, though she held out on her peculiar interests for a bit. Turned out her partner was the one who brought it up.

– Eto loves roleplaying. 

– Eto is very loud, and she derives great joy from her partner being loud, too. Tatara derives great pain from hearing this, and this gives Eto and her s/o even more joy. 

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can I have each pairing that you can think of’s favourite sex position?

Okay, who did I miss. 😛

Touken – spooning

Hidekane – missionary

Shuuneki – wall sex

Nishikimi – cowgirl

Irimi/Koma – Doggy style. I had to.

Ayahina – Butterfly. I’m sorry.

Utaren – wall sex

Akiramon – missionary

Seiaki – up and over

Takirona – cowgirl 

Suzuhan – cowboy

Tsukikana – using their kagunes so they’re both upside down

Tsukichie – sit and straddle

Mutsurie – missionary

Urisai – spoons

Shiraiko – doggy style

Saiko//Hsaio – 69

Uihai – missionary

Arieto – whatever wacky idea Eto has next.

Maruchika – wall sex

Furutui – standing

Furuta/Rize – varies but he’s on bottom. 

Takeomi/Yoriko – missionary

I kinda ship Minami and Arima, and so if she was kept alive and they got married, hcs? Fluffy, nsfw, CCG, married life, just before, it doesn’t matter. I just need more of my otp which seems to be a rare pair ;-;

I answered part of this here, but here’s a few more since you clearly need more OTP. ;D

SFW

– Minami came soooooo close to losing it when Arima dragged Kaneki after the Anteiku fight. She chewed him out later on being “unnecessarily harsh” and “mean,” to which he responded by drawing a simple Jack-O-Lantern on a paper and handing it to her. She admitted defeat there. 

– Minami is sometimes known as the brains behind Zero Squad, even though Arima is very smart, too.

– For a while, Minami tried to mentor Furuta. Arima warned her against it, but she heard about this garden boi freeing Rize and as a result, has a soft spot for him. 

– Furuta, in turn, once asked her if she was Lantern. Arima’s response was savage and though we don’t know everything that happened between them, Furuta never brought it up again.

– Tsuneyoshi once called Minami a “necessary strumpet” to keep Arima fighting. Arima was furious, and Yoshitoki even helped Arima by cutting the wires for hot water in the Washuu household for a day.

– Speaking of Yoshitoki, Minami flat-out told him his son was gay multiple times and has given Matsuri plenty of encouragement. Arima supports this by making sure Tsuneyoshi doesn’t find out.

NSFW

– Minami enjoys a variety of different positions. Arima prefers missionary.

– On their wedding night, Minami pranked him by wearing a Jack-O-Lantern over her head and a scanty negligee underneath. He couldn’t stop laughing.

– Arima refuses to wear a jack-o-lantern hat. Ever.

– When he’s stressed, Minami may or may not make out with him…or more… in his office.

Can you maybe try some hcs sfw or nsfw (not bothered) about Rou from jail?

Okay she is so damn pretty I want to see more of her. 

SFW

– Rou was once married. He wooed her by finding her all the most delicious people to try. They used to hunt together, but one day, Mado Kureo killed him.  She will tell you she didn’t care, but she still does. 

– Her spider web tattoo stems from the face that she and her husband were nicknamed the “spiders.”

– Rou has a soft spot for the children being trained as scrappers. She tries to show them as much happiness as she can, by bringing treats and occasionally letting them outside. This is because she once wanted a family.

– She primarily cares about pleasure now to drown her pain, be it the sensationalism of watching people slaughtered in the restaurant, eating delicious flesh, or sex.

– Rou has lured many a human lover to the restaurant, but…

NSFW

– She usually sleeps with them first, and likes to leave small bites they mistake as rough play. It’s actually her trying out their taste.

– She finds ghoul lovers more boring, which is to say, she doesn’t have them. She has ghoul love interests – richer males and females who supply her with money and all, but she doesn’t want to couple with them. 

– She would probably have sex with her partners multiple times per night. They’re exhausted by the time they’re in the restaurant.

– Rou is perfectly happy to have female lovers, too. 

Post ch 125? Kaneki waking in Touka’s lap

Kaneki awakens with a fluttering in his heart and a smile on his face. His eyes are swollen, as if he’s been crying. Hmm?

He looks up to see Touka smiling down at him. Her hands stroke his hair, and his head rests on her bare thighs.

“Hi,” he croaks.

“How are you?” Touka sounds nervous.

“Happy.” Kaneki rubs sleep out of his eyes. He sits up and runs his hands down Touka’s chest.

“Me too.” Touka snuggles closer.

He wraps her in his arms and breathes in her scent. He never noticed before, how she smells like coffee even when she’s not at her job. It’s like coffee’s a part of her, and he loves that.

They will have to flee their hideout soon. The 24th ward, and all the ghouls of GOAT, await. But not yet. He can afford a few more seconds in Touka’s loving arms.