Kaneki have children but he never been apart of they life for while and his daughter meet him for the first time ?

“Dad?”

The child can’t be older than four. She has black hair and those unmistakably round black eyes.

Kaneki stares at her. She…she looks like him.

“Hi.” The girl holds out her hand.

Kaneki wants to flee. He’s a ghoul, and she’s a human. She will hate him. What if he endangers her?

This is why I left.

But she looks sadder and sadder, and he remembers tugging at Mom, desperately trying to get her attention, and crying when she chose work instead.

“Hi,” he whispers, taking her hand.

The girl gingerly touches his white hair. “Will mine turn that color?”

“When you’re very old.”

“Good.” She looks at his eyepatch, at his scaled arms. “I want those too. I think they’re pretty. You’re like a mermaid.”

Kaneki gulps. His daughter doesn’t see him as a monster. She sees someone she loves.

His fear of proving her wrong may prove her wrong itself. Kaneki forces himself to fight, to embrace her. “I love you, kid.”

“Daddy.” She kisses his eyepatch.

Meanwhile….Takizawa…. I miss Pineapple-kun I hope that Hakatori is babysitting Him well

Oh, she is.

– She occasionally brings Kurona in when she can’t handle his drama, or when he’s flashing back to Kanou. Hakatori knows that Kurona can probably relate to the angsty pineapple.

– Hakatori once called him Pineapple-kun. He laughed. Then cried. She gave him a hug and finally he smiled.

– She thanked him for helping her, and he became very happy because he felt useful.

– Her dream for him is that he sees his friends Akira and Amon again. His dream for her is that by the time she’s his age, her life will have changed for the better.

– One time, he told her she reminded him of Akira. This warmed her heart, despite Akira’s fearsome reputation, because she knew it was Takizawa’s way of being kind. And Hakatori is not used to Kind.

saiko finding out touka is pregnant so she calls her papa and touka doesnt have a choice

“Papa, you love us, right?” Saiko smiles at the woman whose lap is currently Kaneki’s pillow, and whose feet are currently Mutsuki’s dream toy. Or so it seems, because he keeps batting at them like a cat while sleeping.

Touka sputters. “Papa?!”

“You’re gonna have a baby with Maman. That makes you Papa,” Saiko says seriously.

“Just go with it,” Urie advises.

“Do you have a name for this kid? I know plenty of historical names,” Higemaru says eagerly.

“Kaneki wants a literary name,” Touka admitted.

“What do you want?” Hsaio asks, leaning closer.

“A name they’ll like.” Touka shrugs, with a small smile. “That’s it.” Her eyes travel to the corner. “Aura, are you still sulking? Get over here.”

He tiptoes closer. “You – you really don’t hate me?”

“Nah, we’re family. My brother once tore out my kagune.” Touka smiles.

“Thanks, Papa,” he mutters.

Touka scowls.

Aura winks.

“You’re doing that on purpose,” she hisses.

“Yup.” He laughs and settles besides Higemaru.

“Papa is gonna be a good papa,” sings Saiko.

With Ken on her lap and Mutsuki by her feet, with the rest of their wacky family surrounding them, Touka feels that maybe she will be.

Request! A cute little story about how the other q-squad members meet Touka for the first time when they inevitably pair up to fight dragoneki and they think she is beautiful. Then later the find out she is Sasaki’s wife and they’re all like “HOLY FUCK” except Saiko who is screaming “FUCK YEAH!” (Couldn’t get this scenario out of my head lol)

“She’s so cute,” Hsaio whispers to Saiko, watching the little ghoul bark out orders to the rest of Sasaki’s GOAT.

Saiko nods eagerly. She’ll gladly follow this badass lady into battle.

“Alright, Yonebayashi.” Touka puts her hands on her hips. “Let’s save your Maman.”

Higemaru giggles and blushes like a fool.

“What are you staring at? Go back up your squad,” Touka orders. But Higa can see relief in her eyes, relief that they too care about her friend Kaneki.

“What should I do?” Urie Kuki approaches.

“You stay with me and Tsukiyama. We’re gonna distract this beast while Yonebayashi uses her kagune to cut it out.” Touka and Tsukiyama activate their kagunes.

“Oh, and please do something about your green hair friend and his dramatic counterpart!” Touka adds.

“Mutsuki?” Urie’s eyes widen. “I haven’t seen him all day.”

“He’s not back?” Touka looks unsettled. Relieved, but unhappy all at once.

“Let’s focus.” Tsukiyama lifts his koukaku. “Let’s see if Quinxes are all they cracked up to be.”

“My kagune is bigger,” Urie snaps.

Touka can’t resist a laugh, even in all this despair. She sends shards of Rc cells into the dragon. I’ll rescue you yet. “Ken was right about you.”

Hsaio and Higemaru swoop in and deal the first blows to the dragon’s neck.

Saiko fashions her kagune into a claw and sinks deep, deep into the dragon’s flesh. It screams, but Touka keeps firing Rc shards, and Tsukiyama and Urie protect her from any falling debris.

“GOT HIM!” Saiko howls. She rips Kaneki Ken’s limp body from the dragon. It begins to fall, and Hsaio and Higa grab for her.

“Look out!” Touka uses her ukaku to fly for Saiko, at the same time –

no –

Aura Shinsanpei flies for her. “Get the asshole. I’ll get her!”

Touka obeys as Mutsuki scrambles up to Urie. “What happened?! Why are you working with – with her? Don’t you know she’s the reason Sensei left?”

Tsukiyama laughs as Touka and Aura touch back onto the ground, one cradling Kaneki, the other holding Saiko. “She’s not the reason at all. But she may be the reason he lives thus far.”

“Huh?” Urie frowns.

“Tsukiyama!”

Tsukiyama, of course, ignores her. “Touka and Kaneki are married.”

Mutsuki gulps and has the decency to look guilty. Aura flushes.

“HOLY FUCK!” yells Urie.

“No way!” Higemaru does a happy dance.

“That gives me hope,” says Hsaio.

“FUCK YEAH!” Saiko wraps Touka and Maman in a hug.

Touka laughs. Perhaps, so long as Mutsuki isn’t still trying to kill her, she can get used to Kaneki’s strange, strange family.

Loved the one of Naki and Miza of the new parent scenarios !!!! Can you do some Koori and Hairu new parent scenarios too?

– Ui is super anxious. He developed an ulcer during the first few months of parenting.

– Hairu love, love, loves playing peek-a-boo with the baby.

– Due to Hairu’s experience with Arima, both she and Ui make sure to shower their baby with smiles.

– Ui dotes on Hairu after she comes home from the hospital. She has to fight him to even let her clean the baby’s diapers.

– Hirako knitted them (yes, he knits) a tiny white coat to match the Zero Squad coats. They took their first family photo with the baby dressed in it.

– Ui feels very sad putting the baby in its crib at night. He’d rather cuddle it, but he understands they both need sleep.

– Hairu bought the baby and herself matching shirts with melon pan stitched on it.

– Ui kinda loves the…benefits to Hairu breastfeeding. 😉

Ahhh I loved your first-drunk scenerio with juuzou ~ May I request one with Seidou? But as his first time drunk as a ghoul? (after his whole crazy phase is over of course lmfao) Miss seeing him drunk, it’s been a while. (ᗒᗜᗕ)՛̵̖

Lol maybe we’ll get to see another Amon, Akira, and Seidou drinking fest someday!

“Wow, this actually tastes good.” Seidou gulps more of the blood wine.

“Are you okay?” Kurona frowns.

“Why wouldn’t I be?” Seidou tips the glass just enough that the blood spills onto him. “Oh noes!”

“Seidou?” Hakatori – whom Seidou has, quite ridiculously, forbidden to drink due to her age – eyes him with concern.

“I’m fine.” He waves. “You know what I’m thinking?”

“No,” Kurona says.

“I do.” He chuckles. “Does this liquid make us vampires, too? Are we ghopires? Vamouls?” His eyes widen, and he stands slowly. “ARE WE THE UNDEAD?”

“You’re about to be,” Hakatori says sweetly.

“Hakatori, would you rob my corpse?” Seidou falls to his knees. “Please say yes. And – Kurona! Would you absorb me into your stomach? I’d absorb you. I love you two a lot. Ha, ha, ha.”

Kurona sets down her wine. “Takizawa, were you this much of a lightweight as a human?”

“I once yelled at my boss.” Seidou gasps. “I miss him! Bring him back!”

Kurona and Hakatori exchange glances.

Seidou begins to sniffle. “I miss you, Hoji. I miss Akira and Amon, too. And Rocky, my doggy. He was a good pupper. I was a good pupper for Aogiri, wasn’t I?”

“Time for bed,” Kurona says quickly, hoisting him up. Hakatori grabs his other arm.

“Look at me! I have friends!” Seidou cheers as they drag him away. “FRIENDS!”

I feel like if Miza and Naki got married Naki would be a loud-and-proud husband. Like he’ll see Miza, go grab her hand, and then yell “THAT’S MY WIFE, MOTHERFUCKERS” and Miza would be like, slightly quieter, but just as proud. Scenario or headcanons just after they get married maybe? (be it bite Marks or full ceremony)

“THAT’S MY WIFE, MOTHERFUCKERS! THE WIFE OF NAKI OF THE WHITE SUITS!” Naki grabs Miza’s hand and holds it up high.

Miza had just entered the coffeeshop that Hinami and Touka had festooned with ribbons and a giant white cake for their human guests. Chie follows, taking photo after photo.

Miza smirks back at him. “And there’s my husband, the husband of Miza of the Three Blades.”

“Kiss me,” whines Naki.

“Gladly.” Miza sweeps Naki off his feet and plants her lips on his.

The edge of his bite marks are visible around his neck. Miza had attacked him savagely, and he loved it. He’d had to repeat her bites three times. The first two times, he’d been scared of hurting her. But now hers are healing with a wonderful ache.

Chie snaps another picture.

“So are you the White Blades now?” Tsukiyama teases. “Better than the Three Suits.”

“Tsukiyama, give us a moment to be the cutest couple around, okay?” Miza snorts.

He gasps. “But you are, my dears! I just wanted to make you even cuter!”

“Miza, I feel very close to the floor,” whispers Naki.

“You!” Miza shakes her head and lifts him back up.

“Don’t kill each other on your wedding day,” Kaneki suggests.

“Never.” Naki wraps Miza in a tight embrace. “She is studious and I love her!”

“Eh?” Miza frowns.

“Umm…Tsukiyama, what’s that word you taught me? The one I wanted to use for Miza?” Naki looks distressed.

Tsukiyama laughs. “Stupendous.”

“Yes! That! Miza, you are stupendous.” Naki grins, and she launches herself into his arms.

“You’re adorable, you knucklehead.”

Saiko x Mutsuki romance please! It’s a lonely ship to be in. Saiko tries her best to save Mutsuki by accepting all the ugly bits and sticking by him through the hardest days of recovery

“Why don’t you just leave? I – I hate women.” Mutsuki clenches his hands. He squeezes his eyes shut, wishing he were anywhere but here.

“No, you don’t, you blockhead. Stop trying to make me hate you!” Saiko stomps her foot.

She pries Mutsuki’s eyelid open. “Hey there, Mucchy.”

Mutsuki sniffles. “I’m grotesque.”

“Hey, I’m the one who gets constantly told she’s overweight.”

“At least you’re pretty! And you’re nice on the inside.” Mutsuki curls in a ball. “I’m neither.”

“I think you’re handsome. I think you’re nice inside, too.” Saiko strokes Mutsuki’s hair. “I love you, Mucchan, and I’m not leaving you.”

“But why?” spits Mutsuki.

“Because I love you.” Saiko wraps her arms around Mutsuki. “Shh. Rest. It’s okay. I’ll be here when you’re awake.”

Mutsuki shakes his head. “What if I go nuts and try to hurt you?”

“Then I’ll stop you. I’m not afraid of you, Mutsuki. And I won’t be.” Saiko kisses his forehead. He lays his tired head on her chest and drifts to sleep.

I’m weird, but could I request Kaneki/Furuta scenario?

Not weird at all!

“Kanekiiiiii,” whines Furuta. “I’m lonely.”

“Furuta, I just got up.” Kaneki pulls his shirt on.

“I’m still lonely.” Furuta leaps up and pulls Kaneki back down on their bed. He pokes his nose. “You don’t seem happy. I need you to be happy. If you, the first artificial half-ghoul, can’t be happy, how can I?”

“How can I?” Kaneki replies, staring up at Furuta.

“Will Mr. Ducky help?” Furuta hands him his beloved rubber duck.

Kaneki can’t resist a smile. “We’re more than what our parents made us, aren’t we?”

“We have to be,” says Furuta. “Please don’t let your mom destroy us.”

“If you don’t let Tsuneyoshi destroy you,” Kaneki says, studying Souta’s distressed expression. Even the very mention of Tsuneyoshi’s name is enough to unglue his beloved.

“I’m working on it,” Furuta says tightly.

“Me too.” Kaneki pulls Furuta closer for a kiss. Furuta smiles in relief.

They’re incredibly fucked up, but they’re working on it. And maybe someday they’ll find themselves relieved they talked today.

When they learn of their Romanian heritage, the Kaneki trifecta decide to get in tough with their roots, starting with learning the Romanian language, cause having a secret language is awesome. (One phrase they could exchange is “Fratele Meu (means “my brother”- for Rin to her brothers) and “Sora Mea” (meaning “my sister”))

Do you know Romanian? That’s awesome.

“Fratele Meu, can you pass the sugar.” Rin waves at Kaneki.

“What does that mean again?” Suzuya frowns.

“Of course, Sora Mea.” Kaneki winks and hands her three sugar packets. “What do you think it means, Juuzou?”

Suzuya sighs. “Brother and sister?”

“Yup.” Rin empties the sugar packets in her coffee.

“Multumesc,” says Suzuya. “See, I am learning!”

“You are indeed.” Rin nods.

“What are we learning?” Tsukiyama Shuu pirouettes into the room.

“That you’re a gurmand,” says Suzuya, stuffing his mouth full of chocolate.

“Sacre bleu! That sounds like an insult,” cries Tsukiyama.

“Ţine-ţi limba după dinţi,” replies Rin sweetly.

“My heart!” Tsukiyama clutches his chest.

“He’s politely declined your command,” Kaneki says to Rin.

“When the fuck did I move to Europe?” Touka storms into Re. “You guys, yelling in all sorts of languages is going to scare off all my customers!”