Soooooo I judt thought of a hsaiko au that weirdly works. Like okay Gamora/Peter but it’s hsaiko. Saiko is Peter, funny occasional wisecrack, and Hsiao is Gamora, badass sexy assassin part of a terrifying, horrific family. Redo the “kill me” scene?

Why would you hurt me like this? What have I done to you?

I love it.

“Saiko!” Hsaio stiffens against the agent of V who holds her captive, a quinque to her throat. 

“Hey, let her go, bastard.” Aura’s eyes flash, but Urie stops him from rushing to his death.

“Hsaio?” Saiko ducks away from Mutsuki and Higemaru to fly at the agent. “Don’t take her! Take me instead!” 

“Ah, but she’s family, or did you not know?” purrs the agent.

Saiko stomps her foot. “Oh course I knew. I don’t care. We’re all part ghoul now, aren’t we?”

“Well, that’s nice,” says the agent. “With every step you take, I’m going to dig this quinque further into her neck.”

“Stop,” Saiko begs.

“Saiko,” Hsaio manages. “You promised.”

Don’t let V take me again. 

“I promised to protect you,” Saiko protests.

“And something else! Kill me!” Hsaio cries.

“You give her too much credit, Washuu,” the agent says, tightening his grip on Hsaio. “She doesn’t have it in her.” 

Saiko’s kagune sneaks forward.

“Do it. I love you,” Hsaio says, tears streaming down her face. This is it. When she dies. “It’s really okay.”

“I love you too.” Saiko closes her eyes. Her heart is being shredded here. Love, love so unselfish she will kill her lover? What is this monster? “I’m sorry.”

“Don’t!” Mutsuki cries, but Saiko has already sent her kagune towards Hsaio’s head.

The quinque stops her, knocking her back.

“Bye!” The V agent waves before he and Hsaio are whisked away. All Saiko can do is lie before her fellow Quinxes, gasping, both relieved and heartsick at once.

OKAY ALL THE CHARACTERS REACTIONS TO INFINITY WAR?

SPOILER ALERT.

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – *cracks knuckles for five straight minutes after credits* 

Nagachika Hideyoshi – I mean there’s no way they’re dead

Yoshimura Kuzen – if there was hope for Gamora and Nebula, there’s hope for Eto

Kamishiro Rize – that’s a really lame way to kill half the universe 

Kirishima Touka – stans Wanda/Vision forever

Koma Enji – inspired to fight another battle

Irimi Kaya – *holding Koma back from starting a fight*

Yomo Renji – Quietly broken inside  

Kosaka Yoriko – Has not stopped crying since the opening scene. Why did Takeomi take her to this?

Hinami Feuguchi – Strongly connects to Peter Parker 

Nishiki Nishio – I wanna work in Shuri’s lab. 

Nishino Kimi – Dr. Strange was totally planning on this

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – Thor is indeed a pirate angel MAN.  

Karren von Rosewald – Quietly enraged

Matsumae – All right, but is Pepper Potts okay? 

Mirumo – horrified at Thanos killing Gamora. Has not recovered. 

Chie Hori – Optimistic for the sequel. 

Clowns

Uta – Of course you killed the trickster immediately. >(

Itori – Well that’s a tragedy. 

Hoito Roma – Rocket Racoon occupies special place in her heart. 

Nimura Furuta – silently sulking over Loki. Convinced his survival would have made the movie better. 

Rio/Shikorae – Hysterical sobs

Nico – Groot is her baby. 

Donato Porpora – The scene with Gamora and Thanos really touched him.

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – stomps out of theater

Yamori – I want to torture Thanos. 

Tatara – okay but those gems are pretty useful  

Yoshimura Eto – Wonders if the end would change had ghouls existed in the MCU

Noro – numb

Miza Kusakari – trying to calm Naki 

Naki – screaming 

Hakatori – soooo what happened to the Defenders? 

Banjou Kazuichi – weeping 

CCG

Amon Koutarou – Captain America will save everyone!

Takizawa Seidou – You killed Bucky, my fave! 

Mado Akira – No, Amon, Captain Marvel will. 

Houji Kousuke – pities all the children of Thanos 

Mado Kureo – *begins to draw unfair comparisons between Thanos and ghouls*

Marude Itsuki – time to kick some purple titan ass

Washuu Yoshitoki – pretends he isn’t crying. he is. 

Washuu Matsuri – At least Iron Man is Alive. 

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – was rooting for Thanos. 

Kuriowa Takeomi – whimpering over Groot

Kuriowa Iwao – I wouldn’t mind dying like that

Aura Kiyoko – loved Natasha defending Wanda 

Tanakamaru Mougan – curls up in a ball to sob

Shinohara Yukinori – he hurts deep inside. 

Itou Kuramoto – escorted out of theater for yelling at screen during movie

Kurona Yasuhisa – I want to be Gamora! 

Hajime Hazuki – Okay but was Thanos’ motive wrong? 

Mayazumi – Stop trolling and admit you miss Black Panther, Hajime. 

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu -Thinks Arima could have stopped Thanos 

Arima Kishou – Ready to analyze the story with Eto. 

Ui Koori – Vision was his fave, so he’s, uh, been better. 

Take Hirako – Okay but what happened to the animals? Were half of them killed too????

Arima Yusa – well now I’m sad

Ihei Shio – lalalala nothing happened 

Souza Rikai – shipping Peter/Gamora more than ever 

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – They’re still gonna win, and get everyone back

Keijin Nakarai – well that’s a suck

Hanbee Abara – I can’t imagine the pain the survivors feel.

Miyuki Mikage – ALIENS ARE REAL

Mizurou Tamaki – I want to punch Thanos. 

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – Can everyone just stop dying. 

Shirazu Ginshi – I want to be a badass like Iron Man.  

Urie Kuki – NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mutsuki Tooru – emotionally dead inside. 

Hsaio Ching-Li – Would I kill Saiko if she asked me? I don’t think I could!

Aura Shinsanpei – Itching to kill Thanos since Gamora’s demise. 

Higemaru Touma – Where is Wong?