Soooooo I judt thought of a hsaiko au that weirdly works. Like okay Gamora/Peter but it’s hsaiko. Saiko is Peter, funny occasional wisecrack, and Hsiao is Gamora, badass sexy assassin part of a terrifying, horrific family. Redo the “kill me” scene?

Why would you hurt me like this? What have I done to you?

I love it.

“Saiko!” Hsaio stiffens against the agent of V who holds her captive, a quinque to her throat. 

“Hey, let her go, bastard.” Aura’s eyes flash, but Urie stops him from rushing to his death.

“Hsaio?” Saiko ducks away from Mutsuki and Higemaru to fly at the agent. “Don’t take her! Take me instead!” 

“Ah, but she’s family, or did you not know?” purrs the agent.

Saiko stomps her foot. “Oh course I knew. I don’t care. We’re all part ghoul now, aren’t we?”

“Well, that’s nice,” says the agent. “With every step you take, I’m going to dig this quinque further into her neck.”

“Stop,” Saiko begs.

“Saiko,” Hsaio manages. “You promised.”

Don’t let V take me again. 

“I promised to protect you,” Saiko protests.

“And something else! Kill me!” Hsaio cries.

“You give her too much credit, Washuu,” the agent says, tightening his grip on Hsaio. “She doesn’t have it in her.” 

Saiko’s kagune sneaks forward.

“Do it. I love you,” Hsaio says, tears streaming down her face. This is it. When she dies. “It’s really okay.”

“I love you too.” Saiko closes her eyes. Her heart is being shredded here. Love, love so unselfish she will kill her lover? What is this monster? “I’m sorry.”

“Don’t!” Mutsuki cries, but Saiko has already sent her kagune towards Hsaio’s head.

The quinque stops her, knocking her back.

“Bye!” The V agent waves before he and Hsaio are whisked away. All Saiko can do is lie before her fellow Quinxes, gasping, both relieved and heartsick at once.