(Ship of your choice with a fem time!) female partner has lost her bra, so she asks her s/o where it is or if they’ve seen it, and they reply by coming up behind her and grabbing her boobs saying “I’ll be your support instead”

“Hsaio, have you seen my bra?” Saiko demands. She wishes she had her girlfriend’s chest right now; Hsaio can at least step outside without armor holding her girls in. If Saiko does, she’ll be arrested for indecent exposure and Urie will lose his shit.

“Which one?” Hsaio loves Saiko’s colorful and nerdy bras, but to be honest, Saiko has so many it’s hard to keep track of them all.

“The one with Pikachu. Or, really, any clean one.” Saiko nibbles her lip, staring at her empty lingerie draw.

Hsaio glides up behind her. Her arms stretch around Saiko’s chest, squeezing her breasts. “How about I be your support instead?”

Saiko whirls around to kiss Hsaio. “Sounds good. You can walk around with your hands over my boobs the entire day.”

Hsaio winks slyly. “I mean…I wouldn’t mind.”

Saiko narrows her eyes. “Did you steal my bra?”

“Not exactly.” Hsaio grins. “You can steal mine!”

“Someone’s desperate for seduction.” Saiko shoves her girlfriend back onto the bed. “Guess the guys will have to wait for us to join them.”

Soooooo I judt thought of a hsaiko au that weirdly works. Like okay Gamora/Peter but it’s hsaiko. Saiko is Peter, funny occasional wisecrack, and Hsiao is Gamora, badass sexy assassin part of a terrifying, horrific family. Redo the “kill me” scene?

Why would you hurt me like this? What have I done to you?

I love it.

“Saiko!” Hsaio stiffens against the agent of V who holds her captive, a quinque to her throat.

“Hey, let her go, bastard.” Aura’s eyes flash, but Urie stops him from rushing to his death.

“Hsaio?” Saiko ducks away from Mutsuki and Higemaru to fly at the agent. “Don’t take her! Take me instead!”

“Ah, but she’s family, or did you not know?” purrs the agent.

Saiko stomps her foot. “Oh course I knew. I don’t care. We’re all part ghoul now, aren’t we?”

“Well, that’s nice,” says the agent. “With every step you take, I’m going to dig this quinque further into her neck.”

“Stop,” Saiko begs.

“Saiko,” Hsaio manages. “You promised.”

Don’t let V take me again.

“I promised to protect you,” Saiko protests.

“And something else! Kill me!” Hsaio cries.

“You give her too much credit, Washuu,” the agent says, tightening his grip on Hsaio. “She doesn’t have it in her.”

Saiko’s kagune sneaks forward.

“Do it. I love you,” Hsaio says, tears streaming down her face. This is it. When she dies. “It’s really okay.”

“I love you too.” Saiko closes her eyes. Her heart is being shredded here. Love, love so unselfish she will kill her lover? What is this monster? “I’m sorry.”

“Don’t!” Mutsuki cries, but Saiko has already sent her kagune towards Hsaio’s head.

The quinque stops her, knocking her back.

“Bye!” The V agent waves before he and Hsaio are whisked away. All Saiko can do is lie before her fellow Quinxes, gasping, both relieved and heartsick at once.

Hsiao is a babe and needs more love

– Saiko’s gonna give it to her. 😉

– Aura is never going to be forgiven for kicking her in the boobs.

– Hsaio is probably going to wind up the runner-up mother-figure of the Quinx members (Kaneki holds the top position, of course).

– Hsaio is going to convince Ui to build Big Sis Hairu, Arima, Shio, and Rikai an ostentatious memorial. Of Saiko’s design.

– Hsaio is gonna look after sick Saiko. She will not leave Saiko’s side, though she’ll cry at the horn growing from her.

Hsaiko fluff!

ALWAYS. ❤

– It’s canon that Hsaio likes cleaning Saiko’s ears, but she also kinda likes cleaning any acne Saiko, and styling Saiko’s hair.

– Saiko, in turn, likes giving Hsaio back rubs.

– They’ve definitely gone bra shopping together on more than one occasion.

– Saiko once saved up money for a special date…to a Jacuzzi spa. When they were finished, the two Quinxes felt more relaxed than they had in ages.

– Saiko must sleep with mountains of pillows and seas of blankets. Hsaio must sleep with neither, so Saiko has all the blankets to herself.

– All Hsaio needs to be comfortable at night is to snuggle besides Saiko.

– Hsaio once saw Saiko looking up wedding dresses on her laptop and has been quietly exulting ever since.

– When Saiko talks about her family – and she doesn’t much – Hsaio holds her, and seethes with rage. She’s no stranger to horrid families herself, but she aches for Saiko.

– Once Hsaio spotted Saiko’s mother on the street. She gave her a furious look before realizing she wasn’t worth the effort.

– Unbeknownst to both women, Higemaru and Aura have been low-key planning their wedding for months.

Valentine’s Day headcanons for the following couples: Touken, Ayahina, Akiramon, Seiaki, Takirona, Mutsurie, Shiraiko, Saiko/Hsiao, Suzuhan, Fururize, Nishikimi, Tsukikana, Higetori, Uihai, Nakimiza, Arieto, Utaren. Bless you.

Bless you this Day of the Valentine, too. ❤

Touken

– Touka tackles Kaneki and drags him back to bed in the morning. 😉

– Kaneki buys her a ghoul-friendly cake. Three tiers, like a wedding cake.

– Touka has bought him a first edition of his Franz Kafka’s Metamorphosis.

– Kaneki tacles Touka and takes her back for an early night. 😉

Ayahina

– Ayato forgot it was Valentine’s Day. After cursing himself out, he races to buy her a card before she wakes up.

– She knew he forgot, but it’s okay. She has her own surprise for him.

– Ayato returns, having hastily scribbled his devout love in her card.

– Hinami has bought Ayato a parakeet. Ayato practically cries in happiness.

Akiramon

– Amon is as smooth as Touka’s coffee. Flowers, chocolate, Maris Stella to pat as soon as Akira awakens.

– Akira is ready to counter him with ghoul-suited food for him, sweetened with as much sugar as a ghoul can tolerate.*

– Takes Akira out to a spicy curry shop for dinner.

*Given that Kaneki originally ate sugar cubes with blood, I’m guessing ghouls can tolerate some sugar, and Akira is ON it.

Seiaki

– Takizawa is terrified that he hasn’t bought her enough chocolate.

– His heart-shaped box is half the size of Akira.

– Akira laughs and tells him thank you, before revealing they have plans to spend the day in a dog and cat cafe.

Takirona

– Takizawa is a bit shy, but he’s bought Kurona flowers and Touka’s magnificent coffee.

– She kisses him and tells him he’s more than enough to make her happy.

– They spend their night in, watching Netflix and cuddling and talking about feelings.

Mutsurie

– Urie sweeps Mutsuki off his feet immediately.

– He’s pleased when Mutsuki promptly knocks his feet out from under him.

– They’re discovered making out in the halls outside their room.

Shiraiko

– Shirazu is stunned to wake up to Saiko serving him breakfast in bed.

– When he asks her how she woke up in time, she cheerfully says she didn’t go to sleep, because he is that important to her.

– She of course then snuggles with him, cuddling and eating the feast she’s prepared (with Kaneki’s cooking help).

Hsaiko

– Hsaio cosplays as Saiko’s favorite manga character to wake her up.

– Saiko insists that both can be late for work. … Not for sleep. 😉

– Saiko runs around bragging about her sexy girlfriend, and consults Hairu for how marriage is best sprung to a garden ghoul.

Suzuhan

– Hanbee takes Suzuya out for ice cream.

– Suzuya takes Hanbee to the latest Disney movie. He likes it, too. By the end, Hanbee is sobbing into Suzuya’s arms.

– At home, Hanbee discovers flowers decorating his room.

Fururize

– Furuta is awakened by Rize love-biting him

– He will take her to an all-you-can-eat restaurant suitable for ghouls, and think himself the luckiest man alive every time she steals a glance.

– Rize: “Are you feeding me so I have the energy to dominate you tonight?”

– Furuta: *mews*

Nishikimi

– Nishiki: “Since you were okay with putting a bangle around my wrist, what if I put a ring around your finger?”

– Kimi: *eyes wide* “Nishiki-kun!”

– Nishiki: “I mean, I don’t have it yet. But I figured I’d ask. For future reference.”

– Kimi: “Now I’m half tempted to make you put it around my middle finger.”

Tsukikana

– Tsukiyama awakens Karren by sprinkling diamonds and gold dust on her.

– Karren has collaborated with Chie to get the best, most exotic food for Shuu..

– They dance the night away, until Karren suggests another form of dance. 😉

Higetori

– Higemaru’s a bit concerned Hakatori will find it dumb, but he would totally propose on Valentine’s Day.

– She says yes, then chastises him for giving her a present she can’t top.

– Her present, however, involves a concert and “Higemaru appreciation day,” in which she’s convinced all the Aogiri kids to make him cards.

Uihai

– Can you say PREPARED. Ui’s been planning their dinner at the best restaurant in town for months. He buys Hairu a gargantuan chocolate heart, which she promptly breaks in two for him.

– Hairu gives him tickets for a play Ui’s been dying to see, for the next weekend.

– Hairu suggests snuggles after they walk home.

Nakimiza

– Once Naki heard about this tradition of celebrating love, he ran around consulting ways to celebrate Miza.

– He throws confetti (supplied by Tsukiyama) on her, and she kisses him.

– “You know, you could have just wished me a happy Valentine’s Day and that would be enough,” says she. He then cries about how it wouldn’t be enough for Miza.

Arieto

– Let’s see, how can Eto troll the Reaper?

– bribes access to CCG for herself, then appears in Arima’s office yelling “boo!”

– Arima’s office door closes for the next few hours.

Utaren

– Uta is determined to embarrass Yomo.

– He buys him a ridiculously sized box of chocolates neither can eat, and a new coat

– To his surprise, Yomo has also bought him paint for masks. But Uta’s real treat is how flustered and flushed Yomo is.

Saiko/Hsiao sfw and nsfw headcannons

Omg did you read the latest chapter? “Saiko’s the cute one.” omgomgomg hsaiko is canon please yes Ishida?

SFW

– Hsaio is constantly trying to make Saiko eat healthier. Saiko is constantly trying to make Hsiao eat junk. In the end, they balance each other quite well.

– Hsaio loves how close Saiko snuggles to her at movie nights with the Quinx, but she doesn’t think they’re dating until Saiko loudly asks her one day.

– Their first kiss was one morning they had to awaken before dawn for a meeting. Saiko was grumpy, but then she saw Hsaio, pecked her on the lips, and thanked her for making their morning a little less horrible.

– Hsaio was giggly the entire meeting and no one knew why, though Hide deduced it had something to do with Saiko.

– Hsaio is very protective of Saiko once she learns about Saiko’s family situation. Once they accidentally run into Saiko’s mother, and Hsaio glared at her the entire time she lavished praise on Saiko.

– Once Saiko found out about the garden, she is determined to make up for Hsaio’s childhood by introducing her to every manga and movie she missed. She couldn’t care less about the half-ghoul factor.

NSFW

– Hsaio definitely commented on how squishy Saiko’s boobs were the first time she touched them.

– Saiko’s mouth dropped at the sight of Hsaio’s 6-pack as Hsaio undressed.

– Hsaio usually tops, but they switch it up on occasion.

– Saiko leaves hickeys all over Hsaio’s body. Urie noticed once and died a little bit internally.

– They joke a lot about how they’ve probably gotten each other pregnant. Aura overheard once, so he tried to burst his eardrums.

Everytime Hsiao walks into a room, the rest of the Quinx can’t help but slip compliments about her thighs and hips into every sentence. To which she never notices.

“Hello Hsaio.” Saiko’s eyes are wide as Hsaio strides into the kitchen one morning. “You look beautiful this morning – I mean how could you not, with those legs.”

“Thanks!” Hsaio says brightly.

“Hsaio where can I get nylons like yours?” Higemaru waves his hands. “Or legs, for that matter.”

“Why do you want nylons?”

“Aura and I want to see who looks better in them.” Higemaru crosses his arms. “Hsaio will win, of course.”

“Higemau is crazy,” Aura begins. “And God dammit your hips are better shaped than my aunt’s.”

“Aura, you’re a little obsessed with Kiyoko,” Hsaio says. “It’s uncomfortable.”

“Uncomfortable like I feel with her legs,” Saiko whispers to Urie, who flushes.

“I’m sure Mutsuki’s legs are better,” he grumbles. Although it’s hard to have sexier legs than Hsaio Ching-Li.

“What are we all standing around for?” Mutsuki enters. “Hot damn Hsaio could turn me straight.”

“Saiko, do you have the coffee ready?” Hsaio smiles. “We have to get going or we’ll be late.”

Because to Hsaio, the only sexy legs worth talking about are Saiko’s.

HIGE SHIPPING HSIAO AND SAIKO

HE WOULD.

Higemaru Touma knows Hsaio Ching-Li quite well. Which is why he’s fairly certain he knows what’s up when, instead of returning to her usual nightly workout routine, Hsaio agrees to watch a movie with Saiko.

“Hsaio, can I talk to you?” he says lightly.

She nods. “Sure. I’ll be there in a minute, Saiko.”

“Okay!” Saiko skips back up the stairs.

“What’s up?” Hsaio crosses her arms.

“Youuuuu have a crushhhhh,” Higemaru sings softly.

“I do not!” Hsaio swats him on the shoulder.

“You do. I can see it.” Higemaru grins. “I think it’s adorable. I ship it. We’ll call it Hsaiko.”

Hsaio stares at him, open-mouthed. “You wouldn’t dare tell her.”

“No, that’s for you.” Higemaru giggles. “I am so excited. This is the most fun since Urie talked to Mutsuki at the wedding.”

“You set that up? That didn’t go so well.” Hsaio glares at him.

“Well, this will go better. Now head upstairs and have fu with your lady love,” Higemaru sings again.

“I’m gonna smash your face,” Hsaio warns.

“Nah, just Saiko’s?” Higemaru ducks before Hsaio can punch him. “Okay, okay, I deserved that.”

Hsiao and Saiko doing something (idk pick something) and Saiko is being herself and suddenly Hsiao can’t handle all the cute

Aieeee more Saiko/Hsaio!!! (Someone pick a ship name please – Hsaiko, maybe?).

“Hsaio, we have tonight off. Watch anime with me,” begs Saiko.

Hsaio nods, trying to control her excitement. “I’d love to!”

Saiko drags Hsaio into her room and immediately rummages under her mattress. “I’ve hidden all my cookies and candy here. Chips are in the closet so they don’t get crushed.”

Hsaio’s mouth falls open. “You’re a genius.”

“A hungry one.” Saiko tosses an Oreo towards Hsaio. “Catch an Urie Kuki.”

“Delicious.” Hsaio bites into it. “Mmmmm. What anime do you want to watch?”

“Fullmetal Alchemist. You remind me of Long Fan.” Saiko smiles.

“I do?” Hsaio brightens. “You think of me?”

“Of course, silly. You’re my cutest friend.” Saiko readies her computer. She drags a sea of pillows behind her and pats the bed beside her. “Come sit.”

Hsaio leaps into the pile of blankets. “Ooh, so comfortable.”

“I’m comfortable with you!” Saiko teases.

Hsaio claps her hands to her cheeks. “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Saiko, you’re so adorable!”

Saiko is a genius, a food hoarder, and thinks of Hsaio as an anime hero. Hsaio loves this cute girl. She tackles her in a hug that Saiko gladly returns before shoving another Oreo in Hsaio’s mouth.