What does each kagune user think of their kagune?

Kaneki Ken – I don’t feel human. 😦

Kamishiro Rize – it’s sexy and pretty and, well, goodbye to you.

Kirishima Touka -Pretty proud of my wings. Trying to accept Kimi’s words that I’m beautiful.

Kirishima Ayato – Dang thing doesn’t last enough.

Yomo Renji – Confident in my intimidation skills.

Uta – It’s a work of art.

Itori – Ain’t it sexy?

Nishiki Nishio – This is how I get the girls.

Tsukyama Shuu – Smooth and strong, just like me.

Karren Von Rosewald – It’s pretty useful for retrieving Master Shuu.

Matsumae – I’m a boss and I know it.

Koma Enji – Look how mighty I am!

Kaya Irimi – Bet you weren’t expecting a winged puppy, were ya?

Fueguchi Hinami – Mom, Dad, I will make you proud.

Yoshimura Kuzen – Triggers guilt for Eto.

Yoshimura Eto – Dis fun. Rawr. MISCHIEF MANAGED.

Tatara – Bow down, bitches.

Noro – Keeps him alive.

Yamori – Another torture tool.

Naki – wow!

Miza Kusakari – Feels dangerous, and she likes feeling dangerous.

Hakatori/Yumitsu Tomoe – cool, but using quinques is cooler.

Rio – Knows it’s special, but still hesitant.

Hoito Roma – my kagune is cyuuuuuuuttteeeee

Donato Porpora – it’s murder time.

Nico – pretty, pretty

Furuta Nimura – finally I have one

Takizawa Seidou – I fucking hate it I fucking hate all of this shit

Amon Koutarou – Kagune? What kagune? Me?

Yasuhisa Kurona – I miss Shiro.

Urie Kuki – outta my way, badass coming through.

Mutsuki Tooru – I don’t like this much.

Shirazu Ginshi – Uh, am I doing this right? Am I cool yet?

Saiko Yonebayashi – using for battle is boring. Using to create anime sculptures is priceless.

Higemaru Touma – I mean I like it, do you? Urie, do you like it? Do you?

Aura Shinsanpei – I hope wings don’t make me look silly.

Hsaio Ching-Li – And here’s a WHAM! And a BAM! On your feet, minion!

Washuu Yoshitoki – What are you talking about?

Washuu Matsuri – Urie…will you show me yours if I show you mine?

Hajime Hazuki – I feel so goddamn grown *voice cracks* up

(Edited to add Hajime)

Furuta visits a school for educational purposes to educate a class of kids about the CCG. The teacher leaves to go to the toilet and comes back to Furuta and the kids dancing to Taylor Swift

“I’ll be stepping out for just a sec,” says the cute teacher. She looked ill when he presented his child soldiers. In short, Furuta might be asking for her number later.

He nods and turns back to the class. “Any inappropriate questions now that your teacher isn’t here?”

“Who’s your favorite singer?” yells one kid.

“Ooh, look what you made me do,” Furuta intones.

When the teacher opens the door, she hears a raucous shout.

“MAD LOVE!”

She flings open the door.

“So take a look what you’ve doooooooone, ‘cuz now we’ve got BAD BLOOD!”

Furuta is helping the kids flip over tables and do stunts like Taylor’s video. Or maybe like CCG.

The teacher isn’t quite sure. She’s just sure that she’s completely stunned.

He beckons her, but she shakes her head.

Then she sees Furuta’s eyes cloud over at the line If you live like that, you live with ghosts. But almost immediately he’s back to his cheerful self, belting out the chorus once again.

He beckons again, and, reluctantly, she joins the song.

I’d like you to imagine Furuta walking up and down his office with one hand on his hips yelling along to look what you made me do and then a younger office person comes in like “sir you asked for me but I probably shouldn’t”

“Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time,” Furuta croons. Well, he will do it. Or, well, Kaneki will do it because the loser can’t do anything on his own. Same thing, really.

“I’ve got a list of names and yours is in red underlined!” Furuta claps his hands. “I check i once, then I check it twice, oh!”

He spins around, trying to imitate the dance that goddess Taylor has done in her video. He imagines making all the CCG wear I ❤ KW shirts.

He’s whispering “I don’t trust nobody and nobody trusts me,” wiggling his hips and letting the glory of villain Taylor electrify his bloodstream when he hears a gasp.

“Sir?” Ui looks ready to die. “You asked for me, but I probably shouldn’t.”

“Ui!” Furuta crows, dragging Ui inside. This crony would be the first to wear his T-shirt if it meant Hairu returned. “Look what you made me do!”

Ui is even worse of a dancer than Furuta.

Furuta holds up his hand like a phone. “I’m sorry, the old Ui can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, ‘cuz he’s dead!”

Ui tries not to cry or faint as Furuta continues dancing around him.

Who secretly loves Taylor Swift more than anything?

~~Me. That would be me.~~

You can’t convince me that Furuta did not blast “Look What You Made Me Do” on repeat in his office when Urie and Iwao confronted him.

Which means the line “Maybe I got mine, but you’ll all get yours,” definitely played when Matsuri came at him. Matsuri probably mouthed it.

And Furuta 100% rose up after being shot in the head to “honey I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time.”

Marude then held up a sheet with a list of names, grabbed a red pen, and underlined it.

#Canon!

I have my birthday today (i am 20 now) and thought maybe you could come up with some birthday party headcanons with birthday!reader x Uta, and maybe the Clowns? :3 just if you want of course

Happy Birthday Nonny-Mouse!

– from the moment Uta found out your birthday, he has been planning this party. And your mask. You may be a human, but he knows you like his masks.

– Itori and Roma were hired to take you out in the morning. Roma insisted you needed a new birthday outfit. Itori insisted it be sexy.

– Nico showed up halfway through your shopping trip, after “sleeping late.” She actually was in charge of helping Uta sneak all the wine, blood wine, coffee, and cake from Helter Skelter to HySy.

– Souta begged Uta to let him sneak a finger in the wine to freak you out. Uta considered it, but refused. He then plied Souta with his entire eyeball stash so he would help him decorate.

– Donato does not help set-up, but he agrees to make an appearance.

– Yomo does not want to be in the same room as Donato, but for Uta and you, he too will appear. You make Uta happy, and that’s enough for him.

– When you arrive back at HySy, the Clowns + Yomo yell SURPRISE.

– Donato makes a point to tell you he thinks you’re a good match for Uta, despite your humanity. You take it as a compliment, which endears you to him.

– You are surprised how good the cake is. Souta then tries it, remembering the days he too could eat cake.

– Souta feels ill, but refuses to vomit it up. So Itori forces him to drink blood wine until he does. He is, however, now quite drunk.

– Nico, also drunk, tries to seduce Souta. You intervene, and Donato gives Nico a sermon.

– Souta then begins tickling you. He demands to know if you love Uta. You say yes with a red face. Uta can’t help but smile.

– Souta then asks if he can arrest you for harboring ghouls. “You’ll have to escape,” he says, “and wear a disguise.”

– He presents you with a mustache and PARTY glasses. “Your disguise.”

– Yomo begins gushing about how much Uta has blossomed in your presence and how he can’t imagine anyone better.

– Itori and Roma begin comparing boobs. That’s when Uta decides the party is over.

– When the guests have been escorted home, Uta gives you your mask. “Thank you for being the best part of my life,” he says, sealing your love with a passionate kiss.

More sin! Are the guys of Tokyo Ghoul a boob man, an ass man, or a leg man?

Kaneki Ken – boobs. They’re so squishy.

Nagachika Hideyoshi – like his BFF, he also prefers boobs.

Nishiki Nishio – ass, probably

Tsukiyama Shuu – ass. He does envy boobs, however.

Koma Enji – all about them legs

Yoshimura Kuzen – He’d probably be more innocent, like a “smile man.”

Yomo Renji – ass, but ashamed of it.

Uta – ass and totally proud of it.

Tatara – strong legs to kick the enemy.

Kirishima Ayato – boobs, but they also make him laugh so…

Noro – boobs kinda fascinate him

Yamori – he’ll beat your ass

Naki – shapely legs are delicious in many ways.

Mado Kureo – legs. They’re useful.

Amon Koutarou – boobs. They’re cute.

Takizawa Seidou – ass. It’s sexy, unlike how he views himself.

Urie Kuki – strong legs. make yourself useful.

Mutsuki Tooru – finely sculpted legs.

Shirazu Ginshi – boooobs

Higemaru Touma – quite an ass fan.

Aura Shinsanpei – boobs but like…he’s resigned himself to never seeing them in person.

Washuu Matsuri – Urie’s ass

Washuu Yoshitoki – rather fond of boobs himself

Arima Kishou – boobs both fluster and excite him

Ui Koori – boobs. How do girls move with them? Why are they so pretty?

Take Hirako – legs are beautiful.

Itou Kuramoto – asses are attractive. if you have it, might as well flaunt it.

Suzuya Juuzou – he likes how smooth legs are.

Hanbee Abara – boobs, but they also intimidate him

Mizurou Tamaki – ass

Miyuki Mikage – legs, legs tall enough to reach his height

Keijin Nakarai – ass and boobs. he chooses both.

Kuriowa Takeomi – asses fascinate him

Kuriowa Iwao – his wife’s boobs

Shinohara Yukinori – all about those long legs.

Mougan Tanakamaru – he appreciates a finely sculpted ass. His own, specifically.

Furuta Nimura – Boobs. Rize’s boobs. His own lack of boobs. Boobs.

Furuta x Kaneki/Sasaki with Furuta teasing, dominating and calling him “my dear Kaneki”

NSFW.

“My dear Kaneki,” Furuta murmurs, fixing his teeth on Kaneki’s lower lip. “You taste delicious.”

“When did you become Tsukiyama?” Kaneki still looks innocent every time they’re together.

“Since I tasted you.” Furuta winks and pushes Kaneki back onto the bed.

Kaneki rolls his eyes. “You’re so dramatic.”

“I have to be. I’m a Washuu.” Furuta slips his hands under Kaneki’s rear. “And you’re my little dragon.”

Kaneki snorts as Furuta begins his ministrations. “Maybe I’ll eat you, then.”

“I mean, that would be part of my goal.”

“Oh my god. Why are you like this.” Kaneki’s voice is flat, but his eyes smirk back.

“I have a better idea,” Kaneki adds after a moment. “I’m not going to be your little dragon. I’ll be your centipede.”

“Are you going to sting me?” Furuta gasps.

“Precisely.” Kaneki rolls atop Furuta and grins down at him.

“Well, this is different.” And Furuta likes different.

I’m weird, but could I request Kaneki/Furuta scenario?

Not weird at all!

“Kanekiiiiii,” whines Furuta. “I’m lonely.”

“Furuta, I just got up.” Kaneki pulls his shirt on.

“I’m still lonely.” Furuta leaps up and pulls Kaneki back down on their bed. He pokes his nose. “You don’t seem happy. I need you to be happy. If you, the first artificial half-ghoul, can’t be happy, how can I?”

“How can I?” Kaneki replies, staring up at Furuta.

“Will Mr. Ducky help?” Furuta hands him his beloved rubber duck.

Kaneki can’t resist a smile. “We’re more than what our parents made us, aren’t we?”

“We have to be,” says Furuta. “Please don’t let your mom destroy us.”

“If you don’t let Tsuneyoshi destroy you,” Kaneki says, studying Souta’s distressed expression. Even the very mention of Tsuneyoshi’s name is enough to unglue his beloved.

“I’m working on it,” Furuta says tightly.

“Me too.” Kaneki pulls Furuta closer for a kiss. Furuta smiles in relief.

They’re incredibly fucked up, but they’re working on it. And maybe someday they’ll find themselves relieved they talked today.

The straight/bi boys’ reactions to seeing boobs irl for the first time?

Kaneki Ken – “They’re so squishy.” (canon)

Nagachika Hideyoshi – CAN I HOLD THEM

Nishiki Nishio – spills coffee on himself

Koma Enji – eyebrow wiggle

Tsukiyama Shuu – Why can’t boys have something so fabulous

Urie Kuki – I wonder how they’d look on Mutsuki

Shirazu Ginshi – giggles uncontrollably

Higemaru Touma – spends the next day drawing large-breasted monsters

Aura Shinsanpei – crawls into corner

Amon Koutarou – prays

Takizawa Seidou – squeals with glee

Suzuya Juuzou – huh? those look heavy

Hanbee Abara – faints

Miyuki Mikage – I wonder if aliens have boobs

Keijin Nakarai – I’ve just met my future wife

Mizurou Tamaki – closes himself in his room for the rest of the day

Shinohara Yukinori – it was his wedding night with his wife. He was very gentle and she was rather fierce and it was beautiful.

Tatara – *draws Houji with boobs, mails it to him*

Houji – what the fuck Tatara – oh my, these look rather nice

Naki – screams

Yamori – do they hurt if you cut them

Ayato Kirishima – Ayato.exe has stopped working

Yomo Renji – stops breathing

Uta – thinks of them as interesting art/places for tattoos

Arima Kishou – speechless, but a small smile grows on his lips

Nimura Furuta – hello, I’m the bureau director. i like your boobs; can I dominate you?

Kuriowa Takeomi – “Y- Yoriko – you’re – like – beautiful – and – ah – so many feelings!”

Kuriowa Iwao – That’s nice.

Ui Koori – blubbering, red-cheeked mess

Hirako Take – am I supposed to be seeing this?

Washuu Yoshitoki – dazzled

Marude Itsuki – clears throat, smooths hair. Hi there.

Tanakamaru Mougan – Higheerrrrrrrrrrrrr boobs!

Rio – Poke

Could you possibly do a NFSW Furuta/Rize first time? Maybe back in the garden or before Furuta tried to kill her :P

We’ll say this is an AU where she did return his affections.

“Souta, I just want to eat you up.” Rize embraces him like she did all those years ago.

They meet up on occasion, and he treasures every moment with her. Today she’s brought him into her apartment and is showing him all the Sen Takatsuki books she owns. His heart warms to see that she kept the copy of Dear Kafka he gave her.

“You can,” he says, playing along. “But then I’d die.”

“Not the way I want to eat you.” Rize looks at him shyly.

Furuta’s face heats. “Rize?”

“Soutaaaaaaa,” she whines.

“You really – you want to? With me?” Furuta feels like crying with happiness.

She nods eagerly.

He allows her to push him back onto her bed. If the garden found out he’s slept with a ghoul, or that Rize slept with someone other than a purebred Washuu, they’d be killed.

It makes him want her all the more.

Rize slides her hands inside his pants and giggles like a child at what she finds.

Souta laughs. When she removes her bra, his response is simply, “Whoa.”

He finds himself afraid to touch her.

Rize, however, is not afraid to touch him. “It’s okay, Souta.”

He traces the outline of her breasts and whimpers.

After a couple false starts, Furuta finally finds himself inside her and finds himself crying again with happiness.

“Souta, you really are the best.” Rize bends down to kiss his lips. “You’re my best friend, you know?”

“You’re mine, too.” Furuta gasps as sensations build. “Please don’t leave me.”

“Never,” Rize promises, collapsing atop him. “As long as you stay by my side.”

He nods and kisses her again.