Hey! I loved how you had tokyo ghoul characters react to infity war. I was just wondering if you could please have them react to the first fullmetal alchemist series? Particularly the fate of nina tucker and the episode reunion of the fallen? Just curious.

Okay, I’ve only seen Brotherhood. But! I am definitely able to do their reactions to Nina Tucker.

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – curls into ball, never to arise again

Nagachika Hideyoshi – speechless

Yoshimura Kuzen – parental guilt activated

Kamishiro Rize – well, better eat to distract myself from these feels. Fuck men.

Kirishima Touka – DOES HER DAD WANNA DIE

Koma Enji – screaming

Irimi Kaya – numb

Yomo Renji – is so disturbed he spends the next week discussing it with Uta

Kosaka Yoriko – I can’t! I just can’t!

Hinami Feuguchi – ptsd of her parents being turned into quinques

Nishiki Nishio – the fuck did I just watch

Nishino Kimi – surely science can save her? Please???

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – I wonder if a human-dog hybrid is edible … the curiosity is definitely why I’m crying. Definitely. Not because – oh she was so cute – no, it’s definitely my stomach.

Karren von Rosewald – Excuse me, Master Shuu, I need to vomit.

Matsumae – ready to cut the dad

Mirumo – What kind of monster would do this?

Chie Hori – The camera work is heartbreaking

Clowns

Uta – laughs because he is filled with despair

Itori – *walks straight to her secret storage of blood wine, drinks from bottle*

Hoito Roma – there’s beauty in tragedy.

Nimura Furuta – he’s still a better dad than Tsuneyoshi.

Rio/Shikorae – hysteria

Nico – silent, beautiful tears

Donato Porpora – Ooh, someone’s a worse father than me. Impressive.

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – I hate everything.

Yamori – I want to go torture a certain alchemist now.

Tatara – Okay but why are ghouls considered evil when humans do shit like that.

Yoshimura Eto – I’ve found something darker than my own literature.

Noro – *puts protective arms around Eto*

Miza Kusakari – that’s it, i’m out

Naki – SOMEONE SAVE HER

Hakatori – and here I thought I’d seen cruelty before.

Banjou Kazuichi – I don’t have the heart to continue

CCG

Amon Koutarou – crosses himself

Takizawa Seidou – WHAT THE FUCK

Mado Akira – I’d like to kill the dad. *trains to work out aggressive feelings*

Houji Kousuke – Well. That happened.

Mado Kureo – appalled

Marude Itsuki – cannot move.

Washuu Yoshitoki – huh, maybe my family isn’t so messed up after all.

Washuu Matsuri – I hope grandpa doesn’t turn me into a dog.

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – inner bliss

Kuriowa Takeomi – I need Yoriko’s pastries to forget this happened

Kuriowa Iwao – Well, humanity, I’ve officially got nothing

Aura Kiyoko – disbelief

Tanakamaru Mougan – is so deep in misery he accidentally shaves his mustache

Shinohara Yukinori – I feel physically ill

Itou Kuramoto – I think I’ve seen everything now

Kurona Yasuhisa – That dad reminds me of Kanou…

Hajime Hazuki – memes it forever

Mayazumi – pastes Hajime’s memes all over CCG

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – sobbing

Arima Kishou – Eto why did you recommend I watch this??

Ui Koori – sobs with Hairu

Take Hirako – buries sorrows in his shiba’s fluff

Arima Yusa – well shit. did I just swear?

Ihei Shio – i’m not okay

Souza Rikai – Someone help

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – feels uncomfortable reminders to the dehumanizations he experienced as a child

Keijin Nakarai – Suzuya are you okay?

Hanbee Abara – cannot move. He has turned into a stone man whose eyes leak brine.

Miyuki Mikage – pure sorrow

Mizurou Tamaki – throws book at screen

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – Guys, don’t give up, it really is a good story.

Shirazu Ginshi – I’m having a hard time believing that, Saiko.

Urie Kuki – singing f words under his breath

Mutsuki Tooru – It’s okay, I can handle this, I can totally handle this …

Hsaio Ching-Li – Saiko I’m hurting

Aura Shinsanpei – mopes for days

Higemaru Touma – draws the dad as a true monster

Soooooo I judt thought of a hsaiko au that weirdly works. Like okay Gamora/Peter but it’s hsaiko. Saiko is Peter, funny occasional wisecrack, and Hsiao is Gamora, badass sexy assassin part of a terrifying, horrific family. Redo the “kill me” scene?

Why would you hurt me like this? What have I done to you?

I love it.

“Saiko!” Hsaio stiffens against the agent of V who holds her captive, a quinque to her throat.

“Hey, let her go, bastard.” Aura’s eyes flash, but Urie stops him from rushing to his death.

“Hsaio?” Saiko ducks away from Mutsuki and Higemaru to fly at the agent. “Don’t take her! Take me instead!”

“Ah, but she’s family, or did you not know?” purrs the agent.

Saiko stomps her foot. “Oh course I knew. I don’t care. We’re all part ghoul now, aren’t we?”

“Well, that’s nice,” says the agent. “With every step you take, I’m going to dig this quinque further into her neck.”

“Stop,” Saiko begs.

“Saiko,” Hsaio manages. “You promised.”

Don’t let V take me again.

“I promised to protect you,” Saiko protests.

“And something else! Kill me!” Hsaio cries.

“You give her too much credit, Washuu,” the agent says, tightening his grip on Hsaio. “She doesn’t have it in her.”

Saiko’s kagune sneaks forward.

“Do it. I love you,” Hsaio says, tears streaming down her face. This is it. When she dies. “It’s really okay.”

“I love you too.” Saiko closes her eyes. Her heart is being shredded here. Love, love so unselfish she will kill her lover? What is this monster? “I’m sorry.”

“Don’t!” Mutsuki cries, but Saiko has already sent her kagune towards Hsaio’s head.

The quinque stops her, knocking her back.

“Bye!” The V agent waves before he and Hsaio are whisked away. All Saiko can do is lie before her fellow Quinxes, gasping, both relieved and heartsick at once.

OKAY ALL THE CHARACTERS REACTIONS TO INFINITY WAR?

SPOILER ALERT.

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – *cracks knuckles for five straight minutes after credits*

Nagachika Hideyoshi – I mean there’s no way they’re dead

Yoshimura Kuzen – if there was hope for Gamora and Nebula, there’s hope for Eto

Kamishiro Rize – that’s a really lame way to kill half the universe

Kirishima Touka – stans Wanda/Vision forever

Koma Enji – inspired to fight another battle

Irimi Kaya – *holding Koma back from starting a fight*

Yomo Renji – Quietly broken inside

Kosaka Yoriko – Has not stopped crying since the opening scene. Why did Takeomi take her to this?

Hinami Feuguchi – Strongly connects to Peter Parker

Nishiki Nishio – I wanna work in Shuri’s lab.

Nishino Kimi – Dr. Strange was totally planning on this

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – Thor is indeed a pirate angel MAN.

Karren von Rosewald – Quietly enraged

Matsumae – All right, but is Pepper Potts okay?

Mirumo – horrified at Thanos killing Gamora. Has not recovered.

Chie Hori – Optimistic for the sequel.

Clowns

Uta – Of course you killed the trickster immediately. >(

Itori – Well that’s a tragedy.

Hoito Roma – Rocket Racoon occupies special place in her heart.

Nimura Furuta – silently sulking over Loki. Convinced his survival would have made the movie better.

Rio/Shikorae – Hysterical sobs

Nico – Groot is her baby.

Donato Porpora – The scene with Gamora and Thanos really touched him.

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – stomps out of theater

Yamori – I want to torture Thanos.

Tatara – okay but those gems are pretty useful

Yoshimura Eto – Wonders if the end would change had ghouls existed in the MCU

Noro – numb

Miza Kusakari – trying to calm Naki

Naki – screaming

Hakatori – soooo what happened to the Defenders?

Banjou Kazuichi – weeping

CCG

Amon Koutarou – Captain America will save everyone!

Takizawa Seidou – You killed Bucky, my fave!

Mado Akira – No, Amon, Captain Marvel will.

Houji Kousuke – pities all the children of Thanos

Mado Kureo – *begins to draw unfair comparisons between Thanos and ghouls*

Marude Itsuki – time to kick some purple titan ass

Washuu Yoshitoki – pretends he isn’t crying. he is.

Washuu Matsuri – At least Iron Man is Alive.

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – was rooting for Thanos.

Kuriowa Takeomi – whimpering over Groot

Kuriowa Iwao – I wouldn’t mind dying like that

Aura Kiyoko – loved Natasha defending Wanda

Tanakamaru Mougan – curls up in a ball to sob

Shinohara Yukinori – he hurts deep inside.

Itou Kuramoto – escorted out of theater for yelling at screen during movie

Kurona Yasuhisa – I want to be Gamora!

Hajime Hazuki – Okay but was Thanos’ motive wrong?

Mayazumi – Stop trolling and admit you miss Black Panther, Hajime.

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu -Thinks Arima could have stopped Thanos

Arima Kishou – Ready to analyze the story with Eto.

Ui Koori – Vision was his fave, so he’s, uh, been better.

Take Hirako – Okay but what happened to the animals? Were half of them killed too????

Arima Yusa – well now I’m sad

Ihei Shio – lalalala nothing happened

Souza Rikai – shipping Peter/Gamora more than ever

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – They’re still gonna win, and get everyone back

Keijin Nakarai – well that’s a suck

Hanbee Abara – I can’t imagine the pain the survivors feel.

Miyuki Mikage – ALIENS ARE REAL

Mizurou Tamaki – I want to punch Thanos.

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – Can everyone just stop dying.

Shirazu Ginshi – I want to be a badass like Iron Man.

Urie Kuki – NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mutsuki Tooru – emotionally dead inside.

Hsaio Ching-Li – Would I kill Saiko if she asked me? I don’t think I could!

Aura Shinsanpei – Itching to kill Thanos since Gamora’s demise.

Higemaru Touma – Where is Wong?

Could you do a Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion)/Kaneki Ken scenario? They remind me so much of each other, I’d be interested to see how they’d interact.

I’ve never seen Evangelion, but wow, reading the description, they are hella alike.

“Ahhhh!” The teenager doubles over, wincing as memory after memory engulfs him.

“What’s wrong?” Kaneki hurries across Anteiku to help their strange new visitor.

“N – nothing.” The kid snaps back to reality. He’s here. In a Tokyo he doesn’t recognize. Mom is gone.

“I’m Kaneki Ken. What’s your name?” The eyepatched man holds out a hand, smiling nervously.

“I’m Shinji Ikari.”

“Well then, Shinji, can I buy you a cup of coffee?”

Five minutes later, Shinji and Kaneki are sitting across from each other, both clutching coffee. Shinji’s is full of milk and sugar that turns Kaneki’s stomach.

“I sometimes have nightmares,” Shinji says slowly. “When I’m awake. I’m sorry…to scare you.”

“No, it’s really okay. Do you need to talk about it?” Kaneki asks.

“I remember my mom dying wen I was young. That’s all. It’s okay.” Shinji squirms.

Kaneki’s smile fades. “Oh. I see.”

There’s an awkward pause.

You’re the adult. Speak, dammit. Kaneki sighs. “My mom died young, too.”

“Do you miss her?” Shinji hesitates.

Kaneki nods.

“I’m here because I’m a coward. Because I’m running away from the people who love me.” Shinji stares at his hands. “Because I don’t ever want to experience the pain of losing Mom again.”

“Me either.” Kaneki swallows.

“Do you – do you think – that if we let ourselves risk love, we’d be happier?” Shinji’s eyes are bright with tears. “Because I’m not very happy, Mr. Kaneki.”

“Neither am I, Shinji,” Kaneki says. “But at least you’re not alone. At Anteiku, we help each other out.” He pauses. “Maybe not being alone is the key. In which case, you are doing just fine, Shinji Ikari.”

The teenager grins at him.