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Aura Shinsanpei is slouched on the couch, reading the latest articles on the ghoul-human truce, when someone pushed his bangs out of his eyes. “Hey!”
“Sorry,” says a heavily pregnant Kirishima Touka, “But you have a pretty face. You should show it more.”
He blushes.
“Aw,” teases Higemaru.
“Are you drinking more coffee? You don’t need it.” Touka tries to tug the coffee away. “Holy hell, what are you drawing?”
“Monsters,” Higemaru says brightly.
Touka is partially fascinated, partially repelled by the twisted mass of limbs and eyeballs Higa has sketched. “If you ever show them to our kid, I’ll make sure you wind up looking like that.”
“I drew a new ending for our manga!” Saiko rushes downstairs. “Miss Touka, you’re part of it.”
“Am I?” Touka sounds scared.
“She made you the witch who saves the day,” Hsaio assures her. “And the real reason we came down is that Urie won’t stop working out.”
“He’s being macho.” Saiko scowls. “He doesn’t know how to handle peace time.”
“I’ll have a talk.” Surely their kid cannot be more difficult than these ghoul-human hybrids. Touka stomps upstairs, where Mutsuki is counting how many pushups Urie can do in one minute.
“You’ve been working out for three hours. Soon you’ll just be one giant muscle cell.”
“Yes, Mom.” Urie rolls his eyes.
“Eh? I can still whoop your ass, Oreo Cookie.” Touka ignites her kakugans.
Mutsuki smiles shyly at her. He’s still scared she secretly hates him. “Is the baby moving today?”
Touka pokes her stomach as her eyes return to normal. “Yep.”
“Can I feel it?” Mutsuki is terrified, but Touka told him to face everything he was terrified of ‘within reason.’ “Oooh.”
Urie skittles out, but Touka yells, “You get your butt back in here and feel Kaneki’s kid too, Cookie!”
“And change my attitude while I’m at it?” Urie bats his lashes, which in Touka’s opinion, are way too long for a boy.
“You know it.”