Ahhh I loved your first-drunk scenerio with juuzou ~ May I request one with Seidou? But as his first time drunk as a ghoul? (after his whole crazy phase is over of course lmfao) Miss seeing him drunk, it’s been a while. (ᗒᗜᗕ)՛̵̖

Lol maybe we’ll get to see another Amon, Akira, and Seidou drinking fest someday!

“Wow, this actually tastes good.” Seidou gulps more of the blood wine.

“Are you okay?” Kurona frowns.

“Why wouldn’t I be?” Seidou tips the glass just enough that the blood spills onto him. “Oh noes!”

“Seidou?” Hakatori – whom Seidou has, quite ridiculously, forbidden to drink due to her age – eyes him with concern.

“I’m fine.” He waves. “You know what I’m thinking?”

“No,” Kurona says.

“I do.” He chuckles. “Does this liquid make us vampires, too? Are we ghopires? Vamouls?” His eyes widen, and he stands slowly. “ARE WE THE UNDEAD?”

“You’re about to be,” Hakatori says sweetly.

“Hakatori, would you rob my corpse?” Seidou falls to his knees. “Please say yes. And – Kurona! Would you absorb me into your stomach? I’d absorb you. I love you two a lot. Ha, ha, ha.”

Kurona sets down her wine. “Takizawa, were you this much of a lightweight as a human?”

“I once yelled at my boss.” Seidou gasps. “I miss him! Bring him back!”

Kurona and Hakatori exchange glances.

Seidou begins to sniffle. “I miss you, Hoji. I miss Akira and Amon, too. And Rocky, my doggy. He was a good pupper. I was a good pupper for Aogiri, wasn’t I?”

“Time for bed,” Kurona says quickly, hoisting him up. Hakatori grabs his other arm. 

“Look at me! I have friends!” Seidou cheers as they drag him away. “FRIENDS!”

The gay/bi girls’ reactions to seeing another girl’s boobs irl for the first time?

Hmmm who else do you headcanon as gay/bi? Here’s my list, but let me know if you want more. 

Kamishiro Rize – NOM. 

Irimi Kaya – Bow-wow.

Itori – Whips out her own. 

Hoito Roma – How unladylike. Wanna be unladylike with me? 

Yonebayashi Saiko – Wow, so sexy. Also, mine are bigger. 

Hsaio Ching-Li – CUTE! *cheeks red* 

Yoshimura Eto – honey, want to come home with me? 

Kanae Von Rosewald – Welllllll now. Master Shuu is still sexier, but hot damn.

Yumitsu Tomoe – Can I touch them? 

Washuu Iyo – *whimpers*

Tokyo Ghoul girls as commercials

Kirishima Touka – Come to Re coffeeshop! Have yourself the best coffee, and then…

Kosaka Yoriko – Make your way next door for the best baked goods you’ll ever taste. 

Kamishiro Rize – star of a new show, “Ghoul vs. Food.” 

Fueguchi Hinami – Child sponsorship. 

Irimi Kaya – Doberman adoption.

Nishino Kimi – she’s in two. An advertisement for the human-ghoul alliance, and an ad for Nishikimiazole, the treatment she developed for ghouls to eat normally. 

Itori – Come to the hottest bar around. Serving both humans and ghouls! Sometimes humans to ghouls (just kidding). 

Hoito Roma – Olay revitalizing cream. 

Yonebayashi Saiko – Comic-Con!!!

Hsaio Ching-Li – Martial arts center.

Yoshimura Eto – Ad for the news program she hosts, Ghouls Unmasked! with Eto Yoshimura. 

Kusakari Miza – Knife shop. 

Mado Akira – How to increase your workplace efficiency, even with a cat, PSA. 

Aura Kiyoko – Woman in the workplace PSA. 

Kanae Von Rosewald – Romantic drama.

Yasuhisa Kurona – Anti-psychotic medication. She tells her story of hearing her sister’s voice from her stomach. It’s all very moving.

Yumitsu Tomoe – Kick-ass action movie.  

Nico – Sephora.

Ihei Hairu – The best melon buns around!

Souza Rikai – Back to school.