Higetori first time headcanons.

– They start with an intense cuddling session. Like, they cuddle each other so tight they bruise.

– Hakatori dares to initiate by giving Hige hickeys to go with the bruises.

– From there, Higemaru is like putty in her hands. Neither of them have experience, so they’re a bit awkward but excited.

– Higemaru makes sure to use a condom, because Urie has already given him that talk.

– Higemaru basically worships Hakatori’s body. He also gets very flustered as soon as he sees her naked. Words fail him. He’s in awe. Here’s a ghoul he would have considered an enemy not long ago, and now he knows she’s the most incredible person ever.

– Hakatori’s teasing him the entire time. Verbally and physically. She adores this boy she would have slaughtered if she fought him on Rue. She’s very glad she didn’t.

– Higemaru is on the bottom. Hakatori definitely takes the lead. She loves stroking his bare chest.

– Higemaru loves her hips.

– They probably try it multiple times that night.

– They snuggle together afterwards and talk about everything they can think of. They fall asleep in each other’s arms.

Hakatori gets to know the Qs. Higetori.

“Hi.” Hakatori waves at the Quinx, who are gathered in the living room to the Chateau. Plus Kaneki Ken and Touka Kirishima. “Well, I know you two already.”

“But you don’t know meeeeeee.” Saiko rolls over to her. “Hi, I’m Saiko, and I have an awesome rinkaku.” In less than five seconds, she has molded her kagune into a skeleton.

“That’s amazing.” Hakatori gasps.

“I’m Hsaio.” A dark-haired girl smiles tentatively at her.

“The half-human.” Hakatori nods.

“I’m Aura.” A figure half-waves from the corner.

“He’s a grumps,” Higemaru whispers. She giggles.

“What’d you say?” Aura demands.

“Nothing untrue,” Hakatori replies with a gleam in her eyes.

“We’ve kinda met.” Mutsuki waves from the couch, where he snuggles against Urie.

“Well, I got to take on at least one Quinx bikaku now.” Hakatori grins at Higemaru. “But I’m always up for another.”

Mutsuki snorts. “I can mold mine too.”

“Wait, really? Teach me!” She looks thrilled. “Wait, teach both me and Hige.”

Higemaru grins. “We’ll be the bikaku terrors.”

“I’m already terrified,” Urie mutters as Higemaru pecks Hakatori on the lips in front of them all.

“Let’s spar together!” Higemaru wraps his arms around Hakatori. “Please?”

“If only to get you two off each other,” Touka teases.

“I can handle it.” Mutsuki waves his hand. “Saiko, help me teach them the art of kagune manipulation.”

At the end of the day, Hakatori has pinned Urie to the floor, Touka has Aura on his knees, Hsaio, Higemaru, and Mutsuki are at a standstill, and Kaneki has given up against Saiko, because she made her kagune into Haise Sasaki and he can’t stop laughing.

“Your family is wonderful,” Hakatori says, leaning over to whisper in Higemaru’s ear.

Takizawa finds out Hakatori is dating Higemaru.

Higemaru strolls into his room, whistling to himself after a happy date night with Hakatori. They went to a movie – a horror one they both enjoyed – and held hands. He’s never held someone’s hand before. Much less a badass, former terrorist ghoul’s.

Maybe he’s in love. Higemaru dares to believe it.

The door shuts behind him. Frowning, Higemaru turns around.

“Oh hey, there, pal.” A clocked, hunchbacked figure lifts its head. Takizawa Seidou giggles at Higemaru’s shock.

“Hi?” Higemaru knows Mado Akira is good friends with the Owl, and that Takizawa played an important role in starting this new ghoul-and-human world they’re developing. Still, he’s disconcerting to look at.

“I heard you’re dating my friend.” Takizawa’s eyes sparkle.

“I mean, yeah, kinda.”

“Kinda?!” Takizawa hisses.

“We are! I really like her! Why?” Higemaru backs up. He’s in the Chateau. No one would actually kill him.

“Because if you hurt her, I’ll eat you.” Seidou’s eyes widen. “Nom-nom-nomity.”

“I wouldn’t, I promise. I – she’s amazing and beautiful and badass and – I am so glad I never hurt her.” Higemaru wipes his eyes.

“Hmm. That seemed sincere.” Seidou nods with approval. “Okay. I won’t skin you tonight.”

“Were you two close?”

“I was like her older brother in Aogiri. She was never scared of me.” Seidou smiles wistfully. “She’s special. Treat her well.”

“Did you like her?” Higemaru swallows.

Seidou gasps. “What part of brother don’t you understand? Oh my god, what is wrong with you? I take it back. She’s not dating a pervert!” He howls. “Urie, come collect your man!”

Urie opens their door. “How’s it going in here?”

“You know he’s here?” Higemaru rants.

“Of course. This is part of the plan to make sure I never hear scarring noises from your room in the future.”

Higemaru buys Hakatori some bottles for her collection and flowers for her to sketch and the Qs tease him about his crush.

“Higemaru, what are you doing?” Saiko peers into the kitchen.

“Nothing,” he says quickly, as he continues scrubbing the glass bottles he dug up from the dumpster. He will ensure they’re sparkling by the time he gives them away.

“It’s clearly something,” Aura says dryly.

“Flowers, too.” Hsaio whistles at the a bouquet of tropical, imported, expensive flowers in a vase. “Who’s the lucky lady?”

“Shut up!” Higemaru blushes as pink as his hair.

“I know,” Mutsuki pipes up behind the rest of them. “I think it’s a good thing!”

“You do?” Higemaru grins.

“Me, too.” Urie folds his arms. “I think Hakatori will love it.”

“Urie!” Mutsuki’s mouth drops. He can’t believe Urie told them.

“What?”

Higemaru squeaks. His arms flap around, scattering soap suds across the floor.

“Is she coming over here for a RC dinner? When?” Saiko demands.

Higemaru moans. He scrubs the bottles harder.

“Here.” Mutsuki hurries closer. “We’ll help you.”

Higemaru brightens. “Really?”

“Yeah. It figures, with two of us framed out and one of us a half-human, someone would fall for a ghoul at some point,” says Aura. “Didn’t expect you, but hey.” He hands him a thumbs up. “You got this.”

“When does she come over?” Hsaio asks.

“She doesn’t,” Higemaru says with surprise. “I’m, uh, just leaving these on her doorstep.”

The room falls silent.

“Saiko, I’ll leave this to you,” says Urie.

The next morning, the rest of the Quinx hide in bushes as Higemaru knocks on Hakatori’s door.

“What?”

“I bought you flowers to draw. And bottles! Hi!” Higemaru thrusts the gifts at her.

“Huh?” The goth girl blinks at the pink wunderkind. She’s sparred with him a few times – they both have bikakus – but she had no idea. “Hi.”

“Do you want to get dinner sometime, Hakatori? Or do you prefer Yumitsu?”

“Hakatori is fine,” she says slyly. “And sure.”

Higemaru claps his hands together. “Thank you!”

What does each kagune user think of their kagune?

Kaneki Ken – I don’t feel human. 😦

Kamishiro Rize – it’s sexy and pretty and, well, goodbye to you.

Kirishima Touka -Pretty proud of my wings. Trying to accept Kimi’s words that I’m beautiful.

Kirishima Ayato – Dang thing doesn’t last enough.

Yomo Renji – Confident in my intimidation skills.

Uta – It’s a work of art.

Itori – Ain’t it sexy?

Nishiki Nishio – This is how I get the girls.

Tsukyama Shuu – Smooth and strong, just like me.

Karren Von Rosewald – It’s pretty useful for retrieving Master Shuu.

Matsumae – I’m a boss and I know it.

Koma Enji – Look how mighty I am!

Kaya Irimi – Bet you weren’t expecting a winged puppy, were ya?

Fueguchi Hinami – Mom, Dad, I will make you proud.

Yoshimura Kuzen – Triggers guilt for Eto.

Yoshimura Eto – Dis fun. Rawr. MISCHIEF MANAGED.

Tatara – Bow down, bitches.

Noro – Keeps him alive.

Yamori – Another torture tool.

Naki – wow!

Miza Kusakari – Feels dangerous, and she likes feeling dangerous.

Hakatori/Yumitsu Tomoe – cool, but using quinques is cooler.

Rio – Knows it’s special, but still hesitant.

Hoito Roma – my kagune is cyuuuuuuuttteeeee

Donato Porpora – it’s murder time.

Nico – pretty, pretty

Furuta Nimura – finally I have one

Takizawa Seidou – I fucking hate it I fucking hate all of this shit

Amon Koutarou – Kagune? What kagune? Me?

Yasuhisa Kurona – I miss Shiro.

Urie Kuki – outta my way, badass coming through.

Mutsuki Tooru – I don’t like this much.

Shirazu Ginshi – Uh, am I doing this right? Am I cool yet?

Saiko Yonebayashi – using for battle is boring. Using to create anime sculptures is priceless.

Higemaru Touma – I mean I like it, do you? Urie, do you like it? Do you?

Aura Shinsanpei – I hope wings don’t make me look silly.

Hsaio Ching-Li – And here’s a WHAM! And a BAM! On your feet, minion!

Washuu Yoshitoki – What are you talking about?

Washuu Matsuri – Urie…will you show me yours if I show you mine?

Hajime Hazuki – I feel so goddamn grown *voice cracks* up

(Edited to add Hajime)

Hello! Could you maybe do Hakatori with human female gf? Maybe angst nsfw?

“Tomoe.”

Hakatori scrambles out of bed. “You.”

You smile sadly. You’ve been searching for her since Rushima. And finally you found her, hiding out in this pathetic hovel, starving. You hold out your shaking hands. A kidney and a heart. “It’s all I could steal from the lab.”

Hakatori lets out a small cry. “Why?”

“I still love you,” you whisper. “I know you’re just trying to protect me – I know things are dangerous – but the danger is worthwhile if I’m by your side.”

“You’re so melodramatic.” She rolls her eyes as she approaches to take the meat. “Thank you.”

“Always.” You wait while she gulps down the food. You hand her a bottle of water to settle her stomach – you know that after weeks of starvation, she’s bound to feel sick.

She pulls you closer to her bloodstained lips. “I still love you.”

“I know that’s why you stayed away,” you say. “But that hurts me more, Tomoe.”

The use of her familiar name warms Hakatori’s body. She caresses your face before kissing you. Gently at first, but growing ferocious and strong.

You allow her to lift you off the floor and carry you to her bed. She rubs her hands between your legs, murmuring, “Is this okay?”

You nod, and reach up to pinch her breasts. The two of you slowly undress each other, sharing in your delight over each other’s bodies.

When she finally collapses next to you, mewling in pleasure, you snuggle closer. “Together forever?”

She kisses your forehead. “Absolutely. Thanks for calling out my shit.”

“Anytime, Tomoe, anytime.”

Hakatori x Higemaru. Romance and then maybe some nsfw interrupted by Aura.

Higetori is my crack OTP.

“Bet my bikaku is stronger than yours,” teases Higemaru.

Hakatori’s eyes sparkle. This pretty Quinx calls her Tomoe and helps her learn about quinques. He feeds her corpse meat and Rc cells.

“Not a chance, kid.”

“I’m older than you!” Higemaru, the personification of the pink lemonade he’s always drinking, wraps his arms around his goth girlfriend. She’s sprawled across his bedroom floor, flipping through his monster drawings with interest. He’s just finished painting his nails black to match his girlfriend’s.

“Do you think your parents will accept me?” Hakatori knows a bratty teen with a terrorist organization on her CV probably won’t blend with one of Tokyo’s wealthiest families.

“They like you already, because you make me happy.” He kisses her cheek.

Hakatori shakes her head. “Maybe they just like that I calm you down.”

“I smudged my nail polish,” he whines.

“I told you to wait at least ten minutes, Higa.” Hakatori rolls her eyes.

Higemaru lights up one kakugan and lifts her from the floor of his room onto his bed. “Battle of the Bikakus, Day 149: I win.”

Her bikaku shoots out and tackles him before dragging besides her by his ankles. “Guess again.”

“Okay, okay, truce?”

“Nope.” Hakatori kisses him, and Higa squeaks with surprise.

Not that he’s complaining. He digs his lips into hers and allows her to roll atop him. “Tomoe.”

“Is this okay, Higa?” The grave robber grins down at him.

He nods, suddenly very aware that they’re on his bed. Not that he wasn’t thinking – but – he’s never – oh dear. “Have you ever – done anything like this?”

She shakes her head, avoiding his eyes. “You?”

“Nope. But I, er, borrowed some stuff from Urie’s room. Just in case! I wasn’t expecting anything, I promise.”

“Did you now? That is so sexy.” Hakatori blushes slightly. “I know you wouldn’t expect that, Higa. I know you.”

Higa’s face melts as she lifts his hands to her chest.

He kneads her breasts, his face awestruck. “Whoa.”

She snorts and kisses his neck.

“Are you a vampire or a ghoul?” Higemaru jokes as she sucks on his skin. He’ll have to wear a scarf when they meet his parents tomorrow. No matter. He’s happy to do so if it means more Hakatori.

His door slides open. “Higemaru, would you like to join Saiko and – and I – uh -”

Aura looks like he’s seen the dead.

If the dead is the notorious Grave Robber kissing Higemaru’s neck and Higemaru’s hands sliding down her nicely sculpted rear end.

Higemaru freezes. “Ack! Don’t tell Urie!”

Aura’s not sure he’s going to tell anyone, because he’s certainly going to die of horror right here and fucking now.

Hakatori’s bikaku reaches forward and shoves the door shut.

Released from hell, Aura stumbles down the hall. “Tooru! Tooru! I need eye soap!”

“You’re flawless,” Higemaru purrs, looking at Hakatori through his lowered eyelids. “Now, where were we?”

( a continuation of the mutsuki and touka reunion? at the ccg) The whole time mutsuki is flipping out, touka is just calming drinking her decaf coffee (cause i don’t think pregnant ladies can have caffeine) and says “man, i always heard about people hating their inlaws but this just takes the cake” which is overheard by several q-squad members and just adds to the confusion

Touka sips the terrible decaf coffee Hide brewed just for her. “Man, I always heard about people hating their in laws but this just takes the cake, you know?”

“You can eat cake?” Saiko asks.

“In laws? You mean, you really are married?” Takizawa laughs. “Holy shit!”

“Does that make you my mother?” gasps Higemaru. “Because I am down with that. She’s a badass.”

“I hate her! I hate her! She’s not our mother!” cries Mutsuki. “She – she stole Sensei away! That slut!”

Ayato rises, but Hinami yanks him back.

“Touka is actually pretty cool for the rabbit who killed my dad,” Akira says, tossing her a wry smile. Akira keeps her hands massaging Mutsuki’s shoulders.

Aura spits out his coffee. “She what?”

“Say it, don’t spray it,” says Nishiki with a glare.

“Oh come off it, we’re all killers here.” Kurona primly lifts her mug.

“Mutsuki, Kaneki left you because he couldn’t face himself,” Tsukiyama says quietly. “He’s never been good at that. Not that I have either. He craves a family but fears the hurt that comes with love. It was his failing, not yours. Not Touka’s.” He smiles slightly. “He told me the list of people he cared about once. Believe me, you Quinx were included.”

Mutsuki sniffles. “Really?”

But I am awful. I kill families. But Akira is rubbing his back, and Urie has approached him, and Saiko looks at him with kindness he doesn’t deserve. Did he leave the Quinx home, too?

“Really.” Tsukiyama nods.

Mutsuki lets out a little sob, and that does it. Saiko springs up and embraces him. Even Touka has to smile.

“Wait, wait, wait!” Ayato stands up. “Touka! Does that mean you really are – the rumors – the decaf -”

He turns purple. “I CAN’T HELP HIM!”

“Sit down and shut up,” Yomo mumbles.

Ayato sits.

hide rounded up those who wanted to help kaneki and they were all in a separate meeting room. In stumbles mutuski and Aura who iare late don’t really know what is going on, they see touka and just intensely stare (cause they’re like “wtf is she mocking us or just has mega lady balls”) And touka is all like “are you finally gonna be joining us” (definitely mocking) and mutsuki flips out much to the confusion of everyone else (pls include multiple pov if you can) thanks!!!!!!!

“Ar you sure this is a good idea?” Urie mutters.

“I think it’s fantastic.” Saiko beams at Touka, who feels a strange fondness for this other blue-haired girl.

“I think it’s necessary,” mutters Serpent. Nishiki, he calls himself.

The Gourmet giggles besides a goateed ghoul who calls himself Banjou. A short woman, Three Blades’ Miza, swats Tsukiyama on his shoulder. Higemaru looks at Akira and Amon with wonder, his heroes finally within reach. Hsaio and Hakatori exchange tentative smiles. Yomo Renji, still dazed, leans on Fueguchi HInami and former Aogiri executive Kirishima Ayato for support. Takizawa Seidou, Yasuhisa Kurona, and Urie sulk in their own respective corners.

And Hide is charged with controlling these crazy messes.

“Hi,” he croaks out, for once understanding Kaneki’s shyness.

The door bangs open. “We came as quick as we could!”

Aura Shinsanpei hurries in, Mutsuki Tooru behind him.

Yomo groans. Not again.

Mutsuki stares at Touka, who refuses to budge from her position besides Hide, at the head of the table. She won’t give him the satisfaction.

“Is this mockery of CCG? And everything we stand for?” Aura clenches his fist.

“So good of you to finally join us,” Touka says stiffly.

Mutsuki’s mouth opens and shuts without a word. He wanted to help Sensei. He came to help Sensei, not to see her. “She isn’t helping Sensei!”

He’s jealous of her. Urie tries to push the thought from his mind. No, Mutsuki can’t be.

“Mucchy, why would you say that? They’re married!” Saiko claps her hands.

“I’ll beat your asses again,” Miza warns them.

“You did this! You made sensei into this!” screams Mutsuki.

“Furuta did, which means technically, your CCG did, on the bodies of a hundred little kids,” Akira snaps.

He looks hurt.

“Look, this isn’t easy for me either, considering you razed my family,” says Tsukiyama. “But we all love Kaneki, and we all have to work together if we want to save him.”

“She took him,” whimpers Mutsuki, tears in his eyes.

Akira frowns. Mutsuki isn’t well. Maybe – maybe he didn’t turn on her as easily as she thought.

“Mutsuki, this isn’t like you,” she says. Amon tightens his grip on her arm.

“Pah,” says Seidou.

“Helpful,” Kurona shoots at him. He rolls his eyes.

“Mutsuki?” Akira stands and approaches him again.

Urie’s hands sweat. He should be the one comforting Mutsuki. Asking the hard questions.

But because he’s Urie Yuki, he can’t do it in that order. “What the hell is going on?!”

Meanwhile….Takizawa…. I miss Pineapple-kun I hope that Hakatori is babysitting Him well

Oh, she is.

– She occasionally brings Kurona in when she can’t handle his drama, or when he’s flashing back to Kanou. Hakatori knows that Kurona can probably relate to the angsty pineapple.

– Hakatori once called him Pineapple-kun. He laughed. Then cried. She gave him a hug and finally he smiled.

– She thanked him for helping her, and he became very happy because he felt useful.

– Her dream for him is that he sees his friends Akira and Amon again. His dream for her is that by the time she’s his age, her life will have changed for the better.

– One time, he told her she reminded him of Akira. This warmed her heart, despite Akira’s fearsome reputation, because she knew it was Takizawa’s way of being kind. And Hakatori is not used to Kind.