Headcanons for the friendship between Itori, Uta, x Yomo

– Itori has been secretly shipping Utaren for years, since she first saw them interact.

– Itori will occasionally wax poetic about girl problems to make Yomo uncomfortable. Uta is not bothered in the least. 

– One time Itori convinced Yomo they should throw a surprise birthday party for Uta. They totally thought they kept it a secret, but Uta knew from the guilty expression on Yomo’s face.

– When Yomo gets really drunk, he is convinced he can sing. He can’t, but Itori can, and she’s all too willing to declare them the Yomotori band and hand him the nearest microphone.

– Uta has adopted “responsible adult” duties for the two of their drunk asses on more than one occasion. Basically, he guides them home, making sure Yomo doesn’t steal anything or graffiti ARIMA SUCKZ on CCG’s facade, and making sure Itori doesn’t strip or try to crash the ghoul restaurant for the 1000th time.

– There was one time Uta got drunk. He said nonsensical things that scared both Itori and Yomo, things about a one-eyed king and over 100 years old.

– If you want to be listened to, you go to Yomo. If you want to problem solve your troubles, seek out Uta. If you want to forget your troubles, hit up Itori.