Could you write something like a continuation for that drunk Uta thing? I really liked it!

Awwww thank you. ❤ 

– Once Uta awakens, he dismisses Yomo’s concern and pretends everything is fine. 

– Truthfully, he doesn’t recall anything he said. Hopefully he didn’t say anything super crazy like being a one-eyed king. 

– He’s disappointed when Yomo grants him space by not pressing the issue.

– So he goes out and tries to get drunk again to spur more concern from Yomo.

– Yomo catches him, figures out his passive-aggressive plan, and calls him on it.

– This time, Yomo sits Uta down and demands to know what is going on.

– Uta replies that he’s lonely and wants a friend and that’s why he does all this horrible shit.

– Yomo listens to Uta’s confessions and assures him that he won’t abandon this immoral ghoul, because Yomo isn’t judgmental at all.

– Uta hugs Yomo, and for once the stoic Yomo returns the embrace.

– Uta asks Yomo a few questions about what he said while drunk. He’s very disappointed to learn he didn’t try to kiss Yomo.

– So he tries now.

Can we get some uta and Yomo fanfic pleaseeee

It’s an Uta and Yomo day on the blog, apparently. Excellenttttttt.

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“It’s been a while,” says a voice when Uta exits HySy. 

He turns around to see Yomo standing there. “Renji.”

Yomo’s arms are crossed. “We’re moving to the 24th Ward before your friend gets us all slaughtered.”

“He’s not my friend,” Uta says.

Renji’s kakugans ignite. “I know you work with him, Uta.” 

Uta’s shoulders slump. “So?”

“So – how can you – people are dying, and you’re helping him, for what? A laugh?” Yomo approaches, grabs Uta by his shoulders, stares into his eyes. “What aren’t you telling me?”

“Many things,” Uta replies after a pause. 

“Why won’t you tell me?” 

“Trust issues?” Uta grins.

“Uta, I’m one of the few in your life you can trust, and you know that,” Yomo says wit an ironic smile. He releases Uta and steps back.

“I do, and I’m grateful.” Uta stares at the ground. “You can stay here tonight. You’ll be safe.” 

“I’m late already to meet up with Ayato. The nephew I don’t trust to know that.” Yomo laughs bleakly. 

“I see.” Uta knows this isn’t a break-up. He and Yomo will never forsake each other. But it still hurts. Yomo’s disappointment.

“Hey.” Yomo steps closer and sweeps him towards him. He plants a passionate kiss on Uta’s lips. “I’ll see you again.”

“Don’t get yourself killed.” Uta sighs. “Promise me.”

“I promise.” Yomo steps back. “But when I return, when it’s safe, we’re going to talk.”

“Are we?” Uta winks.

“Yeah.” And then Renji is gone, and Uta feels lonelier than ever. 

How about young yomuta hc!!! Your blog gives me life

Aw Nonnymouses like you give me life!

So does Yomouta. 

– Uta definitely gave the glasses Yomo called stupid to Yomo for his first birthday they were friends.

– Uta roped Yomo into all kinds of shenanigans trolling the doves. After one particularly close call, Yomo yelled at Uta. When Uta protested that Yomo was acting way more upset than normal, Yomo pushed Uta against the wall and kissed him a la this picture: (original source here)

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– After he recovered from his shock, Uta kissed Yomo back and actually toppled him over with passion. 

– Yomo was quite reserved once he started working for Anteiku, however, to Uta’s disappointment. They drifted apart for a bit. 

– They rekindled their relationship when Uta was demoted from leading the 4th Ward. Yomo sought him out with a bottle of blood wine, and gave him a hug. That was the first night they made love. 

– Uta never directly told Yomo that his tattoo was about him. He just spoke the words when Yomo asked. But Uta smiled carefully, and Yomo understood.

What happened next with uta don’t leave me hanging!! Also love you headcanons

Hahaha aw thank you. Also that was my attempt at chickening out, dammit. 

Koma once asked Uta if his tattoo was about Yomo. No one is allowed to speak of what happened next.

– What happened next was Uta laughing. “Of course not,” he said. 

– “Why are your kakugans glowing?” Koma wondered then. “I can tell they’re activated for once.”

– …

– “Oh my god, Irimi, he’s sweating.”

– Koma began to sing. “Uta and Yomo, sitting on CCG…k-i-s-s-i…”

– “Finish that and you die,” Uta warned him. “Anyone speaks of this, they die.”

– “So I shouldn’t have texted Itori?” Irimi asked.

– Uta dove for her phone to find that, thank God, she was only joking. 

– Yomo then appeared and was very confused at Irimi and Koma’s grins, and Uta’s uncharacteristic shyness. 

– And that is how Anteiku found out the limit to Uta’s easygoing nature: Yomo Renji. 

Uta helping Yomo relax ;))) after a long day cuz they’re friends (with benefits lolol)

“You need to calm down, dude.” Uta pops an eyeball into his mouth as Yomo paces before him.

“I can’t. Touka seems so angry – and I can’t reach her.” Yomo scowls.

“I mean, you could have always started with honesty and then you’d never have to worry about confessing.” Uta licks his lips. “But that wouldn’t be your way, eh? Always the hard way.”  

“I don’t know any other,” Yomo says gruffly.

“That’s something you and I have in common, dear Renji.” Uta stands and begins massaging Yomo’s shoulders. “Hell, could you be more tense?”

 “You’re not helping,” Yomo mutters.

“Oh?” Uta buries his face in Yomo’s shoulders. “Is that so?”

Yomo sighs. “Why are you like this?”

“Maybe someday you’ll learn I’m your uncle,” Uta teases. He wiggles his eyebrows.

Yomo has to laugh. He allows Uta to lead him upstairs, to his bedroom. Uta beckons for him to lay down.

“Let me massage your feet or something. Help you relax.”

“You really don’t have to.”

“I want to.” Uta slides his hand between Yomo’s thighs. He groans in respond, and Uta smiles even more at the sound. “I’m your friend, right?”

R U a RenUta shipper or a UtaTori shipper?

WHAT IF I AM RENTORI?

Hehe, just kidding. I will absolutely write for both, and invite fans of either or both ships (or Utarentori), to send in asks. They’re all awesome and funny and cuuuuuuuute. 

But if you really want to know: on a personal level, RenUta has an alluring star-crossed lovers dynamic (”I can neither live with you nor without you,” swoon) and Yomo and Uta’s personalities seem to balance each other, whereas Itori and Uta’s mirror each other. These makes me personally more interested in RenUta. 🙂

Okau okay okay but Yomo and Uta having a one night stand and Itori teasing them about it the next day

Lol this is probably canon.

“Well, well, well, look what the clown dragged in.” Itori waits downstairs in HySy Art Studio as her two friends trudge down together in the same clothes they wore yesterday. 

“Don’t say anything,” Yomo threatens her.

“It was that bad? Uta!” Itori puts her hands on her hips. 

“I thought I did very well!” Uta crosses his arms. 

Yomo grunts. “You did.”

“Awwwwww.” Itori laughs. “Does Renji have a crush?”

“It’s a one-night stand, Itori. I thought you were familiar with those.” Uta pops an eye in his mouth.

“Only because I witness your latest conquests.” Itori helps herself to an eye. “Not that Ren is a conquest. If anything, you’re his.”

Uta throws an eye at her.

“No, but seriously. So when should I book a wedding venue?” Itori raises an eyebrow. “This is too good a chance to miss. Yomo can Anteiku handle the catering?”

Yomouta needs more love. Yomouta nsfw and sfw hcs?

I agree. Yomo and Uta’s relationship needs all the love.

SFW

– It’s not uncommon for Yomo to come home and find that Uta has redecorated his entire apartment. The worst was when Uta made it a haunted house while Yomo was sleeping. He woke up to a living nightmare.

– Yomo likes tracing the outlines of Uta’s tattoo while Uta sleeps.

– Every year, on the anniversary of Hikari’s death, Uta takes Yomo out for a long stroll through all of her favorite places. There’s a lot of cuddling and Yomo refusing to cry, so Uta makes a scene bawling for him. 

– Uta was actually pretty devastated he he no longer led the 4th ward. He went through a life crisis and stopped eating. Yomo stole all of Anteiku’s eyeballs and had to force-feed him.

– Koma once asked Uta when the ring was coming, and the expression on Yomo’s face scared the great Devil Ape from ever asking again.

NSFW

– Uta is rather kinky. Yomo is not. They usually require long conversations to decide on what they want to try/not try.

– Itori once walked into Uta’s apartment, excited about the latest gossip, to find the two of them naked in Uta’s bed. She screamed with joy and hugged them, even though they were still naked. This is how she found out about their relationship.

– They shared their first kiss the night Yomo was nearly killed by Arima. Uta visited him and confessed he would have been quite sad to lose his friend. Yomo stared back at him, and Uta smashed his lips against his. Yomo, of course, returned the kiss.

– Uta is a fan of squeezing Yomo’s rear end, or lightly brushing agains this thighs, during the day/when they’re busy. Yomo rather likes it, though he’s also too shy to do the same.

– He once did. Uta screamed and told everyone present.