I’m so so happy you’re feeling at least a bit more okay ♡. Can you maybe write something where Uta’s ex girlfriend and Yomo have a chat and she blurts out that she “totally knew Uta was into him”?

“How long did you take to realize you had feelings for him?” Uta’s ex is a lanky woman in a slinky dress, with exotic makeup and more glitter than the sun. Very much Yomo’s opposite.

“Uh…” Yomo mutters. His face turns red.

“Aw, you’re adorable,” she coos. “I’m really not mad, Renji. I’ve got my eye on others, don’t you worry.”

Yomo rolls his eyes. “I am not worried.”

“Then answer the question!”

Yomo yanks his coffee cup to his mouth and chugs. “Shortly after I came to Anteiku.”

She blinks. “That long, huh? Before I was dating Uta.”

“Yup.” He shrugs, as if it were nothing. “I never tried to interfere, I promise.”

“I know you didn’t Renji.” She pokes his nose.”You’re an honorable sort.”

She sighs. “Well, I suppose that’s why you did interfere. In a sense.”

“Huh?”

“I totally knew Uta was into you!” she blurts out. “It was obvious. I felt like I was holding you two back, a distraction so he could avoid his feelings for you.”

She snaps her fingers with a satisfied smirk. “And after all these years, here I am, finally winning our last argument.”

Yomo chuckles, partially with relief, partially with amazement. Uta loved him back then, too? How much time have they wasted by not allowing themselves to live?

Well, they won’t waste anymore.

“I’ll take officiating your vows as proper payment,” she adds, sending a thrill through Renji’s stomach.

Life is good to live.

What happened the first time Touka walked in on Yomo and Uta making out?

– Touka shrieks.She fights the urge to immediately phone CCG and ask if they can gouge her eyes out.

– After she’s fled the premises, she calms down. After all, she is a very sex-positive person. It’s fine. She just didn’t want to SEE it herself.

– Yes, that.

– Exactly.

– Mmm-hmmm.

– Her cafe is cleaned thoroughly as she distracts herself.

– Nishiki, Hinami, and Kaneki all notice something wrong, but say nothing.

– Unfortunately, before they can ask, Uta strolls into the cafe and asks if she’s okay after “catching me and your uncle in a compromising position.”

– Kaneki spills his coffee, Hinami hugs Touka, Nishiki laughs, and Ayato is totally stunned, because he’s the only one who never saw this coming.

– Yomo rushes into the cafe just then, red-faced and sputtering apologies while simultaneously threatening to murder Uta.

Why did Uta remove his tattoos HCs?

– There’s only one reason: Yomo hates them.

– Uta, however, being the drama queen that he is, probably responded to Yomo’s discomfort with his tattoo by luring his boyfriend in with a promise to remove them.

– “Okay…” Yomo says, slowly, waiting for the punchline.

– The punchline is Uta probably then chopped off his own arms and let them grow back as “removal.”

– Yomo is horrified and says it doesn’t matter that much.

– Uta: “I know. I just want to force you to take care of me.”

– Yomo turns to stomp away, but then Uta calls out and asks if he’s really going to leave him to Itori’s caretaking.

– And that’s how Yomo spent a week nursing Uta in bed.

I just thought of a funny utaren thing omg just okay so Uta and Yomo are tryna get all hot and steamy but the mood is ruined by Uta bursting out laughing bc of not being able to get Yomo’s coat off and then Yomo tries and Uta’s hair gets caught in it so I was wondering if you could translate this thought of mine to your lovely writing?

I like this idea.

“I need you,” Uta murmurs in that special voice of his, that special voice that allows only Uta to make such a corny line sound sensual.

Yomo grunts his agreement as he hops onto a table in Uta’s apartment. He nuzzles Uta’s neck as the clown fumbles for his coat buttons.

It takes Yomo a while to realize Uta is still on the first button. “Um.”

Uta snickers. “I was wondering how long you were gonna be lost kissing me.”

“Do you need help?”

“I don’t know how you manage to wear this behemoth.” Uta can’t stop laughing.

Yomo rolls his eyes and grabs the buttons. He jerks one off, but then Uta yelps.

“Uta?!” Yomo gasps. His lover’s hair is caught in his coat. “Shit!”

“I didn’t know you were into sadism,” Uta teases as Yomo tries to gently remove every hair. “Oh, just pull it out.”

“Then you’ll tease me about BDSM again.” Yomo’s face is red.

“I’m gonna no matter what. You should know that, Renji.”

Yomo sighs and tears out Uta’s hair. He stares forlornly at the black strands wrapped around the button. “Now what am I gonna do when Touka and Ayato see this?”

Uta snaps his fingers. “Simple. Tell them we’re married and have a kid on the way. Just like Touka and Ken.”

Uta now uses the “eating” thing as much as possible around Yomo. Especially in a sexual sense. Yomo isn’t sure if he loves this or really hates it.

Yomo loves it in private, but when Uta used it in front of Ayato, it’s hard to say who was more appalled: Ayato or Yomo.

So Yomo did the only appropriate thing: he dragged Uta away to ‘eat’ him.

How are yomouta, nakimiza and ayahina with having a deaf child?

Yomouta

– They insist all the clowns and :Re learn sign language in preparation.

– Yomo is determined that their child will have a relatively normal life despite their deafness. He makes sure they know that there is nothing wrong with them.

– Uta never snuck up on their child to scare them, thinking it unfair. However, their child felt different as a result, and once Uta realized that, he is constantly hiding himself to surprise them.

Nakimiza

– Miza reads all the information she has on deafness and what life is like for the deaf.

– Naki cries, because he doesn’t want anyone to make fun of them.

– They both resolve to treat their child as normally as possible, and Naki occasionally suggests that Nishiki and Kimi figure out how to use Rc cells to help deaf people hear if they want to.

Ayahina

– Ayato is preemptively ready to beat any bullies up

– Hinami is very patient and huggable if their child feels frustrated

– Both parents help hone their child’s other skills – sight, smell, touch, taste (okay Uncle Shuu takes that one), and assure them that they are not inferior.

1/2 Okay can you write a scenario of next chapter when Yomo arrives back at the bureau late with Uta and Itori. While Touka is scolding Yomo (and getting aggressive looks from Take for bringing No Face), she notices that Uta, who isn’t wearing a shirt, has a bite mark on his shoulder. She takes a sniff and Yomo smells kinda like Uta. She tells him to take his jacket off – to which he gives her a condescending look, but after she presses, he does it and it appears that

2/2 he has a bite mark too and it takes a second for her (and others eg Ayato, Kaneki, etc) to process before overreacting a little.

Okay Nonny-Mouse, I died a little inside reading this. Love it.

“Uta, are you okay?” Touka gasps at the raw bite on his shoulder. That will scar. For sure.

“Uh, why is No-Face here?” Take points at Uta, who waves.

“You don’t wanna know,” Itori whispers, a mischievous grin on her shirt. “You don’t wanna sniff it, either.”

“How do you know it’s me if I don’t have a face?” Uta drawls. Touka bends forward to sniff.

Take growls as Yomo says, “He’s my friend.”

Touka’s face turns green.

Take blanches. “How?”

“Uncle Yomo, are you hurt, too? I think you should remove your jacket,” Touka says nervously.

Yomo pales. “It’s fine.”

“I think he’s definitely hurt,” Itori cheers.

“Renji, we don’t need you nearly dying again,” Take says. “Take it off.”

Yomo’s face is red as he unbuttons his jacket. He slides it off to reveal an identical mark to Uta’s.

Itori begins clapping.

“You got married?!” Touka shouts. “In the middle of battle?!”

“I might be pregnant, too,” says Uta. Touka smacks him right in his bite. “Husband, your niece is beating me.”

In light of the beauty that was the latest chapter(171) can we get some juicy utaren headcanons? ps you are so talented and I love your writing!!

Thank you so much, Nonny Mouse, my dear…

– It’s canon that Yomo and Uta at least made out during him carrying Uta after the chapter.

– Their first kiss, was, naturally, the first time he carried Uta. Only this chapter Yomo initiated, but Uta did the original time.

– Thus, their kiss was full of love and nostalgia.

– Uta then asked Yomo if he’d like to make a baby of their own, to which sincere Yomo responded “But we don’t have…UTA!”

– Uta: *feigns tears* I think making love would make me feel a lot better.

– Yomo: we’re in an emergency here.

– Uta: that’s the best time. *kisses yomo with renewed passion*

– Itori appears and promises to keep watch/stop all mischief while Yomo and Uta have their moment in an abandoned building.

– Yomo is embarrassed, but he and Uta totally go for it. 😉

SO TODAY WAS GREAT FOR ME BECAUSE YOMOUTA IS MY OTP can I have a scenario of what happened after the end of the chapter?

*SCREAMS WITH YOU* *YOMOUTA IS BASICALLY CANON*

“Is this how you carried me after the underground raid?” Yomo grunts as he steps along the path back to CCG.

“No, I dragged you,” Uta whispers.

“Of course you did.” Yomo stops and slides Uta off his back. He cradles his friend in his arms and uses his fingers to brush back Uta’s wet hair.

“Are you going to kiss me, Renji?” purrs Uta.

“Yes.” Yomo’s heart races as he leans forward to press his lips against Uta.

Uta’s lips respond to his like magnets. Yomo feels Uta’s tongue inside his mouth and has to laugh.

“What?” Uta pulls back.

“Guess you did eat me, after all.” Yomo shakes his head in amusement.

“Hell yeah.” Uta smirks. “We should do that again.”

“We will,” Yomo promises him, and kisses him again.

Why do I love angst so much? Some Uta X Yomo as a couple angst? Maybe set pre cannon but after their teen years

We all love angst. Join the angst party.

Yomo glances at his phone. Itori had given him no other indications besides an address in the fourth ward.

He arrives in the back alley to see Uta knocked against the concrete, surrounded by half a dozen thugs. Ghoul thugs, mind you; Uta could surely handle humans.

“What’s going on?” Yomo demands.

“Aw, has your boyfriend come to save you?” mocks one. Uta doesn’t respond.

“What’s going on is your boy is no longer in charge of the fourth ward. Not after all those investigators got called down here,” snaps the largest one.

“And we’re making sure he doesn’t come back,” adds the first.

Yomo eyes him.

“So Uta likes the strong, silent type?” tries another.

Yomo stays quiet. But in the dark they see his kakugans glowing.

The largest lunges at him, and Yomo easily knocks him into the wall.

“Ow!”

“Let’s get out of here,” says the first nervously.

The assholes run away, and Yomo scrambles to help Uta up.

“I’m fine. Just weak. Losing my leadership. Again.” Uta laughs bleakly, shrugging off Yoyo’s assistance.

“Again?” Yomo wonders.

“It doesn’t matter. I could have killed them all.” Uta smiles thinly. “I should have.”

“Then why didn’t you? What were you afraid of?” Yomo wonders.

Uta wants to tell Yomo everything he knows, but he can’t. Some things belong forgotten. “I don’t know.”

“On the bright side,” Uta says suddenly, “I’m now free of the ward. I can start that Mask Studio I’ve always wanted. And…I can devote more time to you.”

Yomo turns around, only to be met with Uta’s lips.

“They’re right,” he whispers, hoping that his love will cover his secrets, that his love will render him less alone, “I do like the strong, silent type.”