Kaneki Ken – “They’re so squishy.” (canon)
Nagachika Hideyoshi – CAN I HOLD THEM
Nishiki Nishio – spills coffee on himself
Koma Enji – eyebrow wiggle
Tsukiyama Shuu – Why can’t boys have something so fabulous
Urie Kuki – I wonder how they’d look on Mutsuki
Shirazu Ginshi – giggles uncontrollably
Higemaru Touma – spends the next day drawing large-breasted monsters
Aura Shinsanpei – crawls into corner
Amon Koutarou – prays
Takizawa Seidou – squeals with glee
Suzuya Juuzou – huh? those look heavy
Hanbee Abara – faints
Miyuki Mikage – I wonder if aliens have boobs
Keijin Nakarai – I’ve just met my future wife
Mizurou Tamaki – closes himself in his room for the rest of the day
Shinohara Yukinori – it was his wedding night with his wife. He was very gentle and she was rather fierce and it was beautiful.
Tatara – *draws Houji with boobs, mails it to him*
Houji – what the fuck Tatara – oh my, these look rather nice
Naki – screams
Yamori – do they hurt if you cut them
Ayato Kirishima – Ayato.exe has stopped working
Yomo Renji – stops breathing
Uta – thinks of them as interesting art/places for tattoos
Arima Kishou – speechless, but a small smile grows on his lips
Nimura Furuta – hello, I’m the bureau director. i like your boobs; can I dominate you?
Kuriowa Takeomi – “Y- Yoriko – you’re – like – beautiful – and – ah – so many feelings!”
Kuriowa Iwao – That’s nice.
Ui Koori – blubbering, red-cheeked mess
Hirako Take – am I supposed to be seeing this?
Washuu Yoshitoki – dazzled
Marude Itsuki – clears throat, smooths hair. Hi there.
Tanakamaru Mougan – Higheerrrrrrrrrrrrr boobs!
Rio – Poke
Mercy and Magic 