Imagine if Yamori found out he was gonna be a father

– Yamori visits his lover late at night, after four months away.

– His lover scares him, to be honest, which is why he visits so infrequently. They are his only human friend, and they knew him before his arrest and torture, back before he became Jason, but they only became his lover recently.

– He hopes they don’t think they can save him. They can’t.

– His lover, however, has no such illusions. Only faint hopes that he can heal.

– His insecurities surge when he crawls into their room to find them reading a pregnancy book, their stomach a little fuller than than he remembers.

– They fight. He says he wouldn’t blame them if the child was not his, which infuriates his lover into taunting him that he’s around so infrequently, he wouldn’t know.

– Their fight ends when he realizes his lover isn’t scared of him, nor backing away from him. They see him, the real him, and they’re not afraid.

– He apologizes. They are the one person who will ever hear him apologize.

– They also apologize back, and the next few days together are bittersweet, as his lover does not expect him to stay in the child’s life, and he thinks it’s better that he doesn’t.

I request Yamori surviving his fight with Kaneki, coming back at some point and meeting Naki’s nine children. Also did Naki get sex Ed from Tsukiyama or something? Because last time I checked this cinnamon bun didn’t know how to write, never mind sex.

– Oh Tsukiyama 100% gave Naki sex ed. But the Gourmet probably used Touka and Kaneki as an example to lead into this discussion.

– this resulted in innocent Naki asking Touka about it and Miza nose bleeding, until pregnant Touka still beat Tsukiyama’s ass with her kagune.

– When he returns, Yamori is stunned to see Naki a) alive and b) married and c) married to Miza.

– Miza is not thrilled with Yamori – she never has been – but she accepts him for Naki’s sake.

– Naki tells Big Bro how he always buys presents on his kids’ birthdays for them ‘just like you did for me.’ Big Bro definitely doesn’t feel a lump in his throat, or a prickle in his eyes. Nope. Definitely not.

– He totally does.

– Yamori has fun play-wrestling with the brood, though he’s slightly unnerved by their cunning natures and sheer numbers advantage.

– The Nakimiza brood likes climbing “Mount Yamori.” This has resulted in many photos and videos that Miza savors. And distributes, to Yamori’s dismay.

Can I get a scenario involving Yamori and a fem s/o sfw or nsfw which ever you’re more comfortable with. Either is fine I just love my trash husbando and I need more to quench my ridiculous thirst.

Ooh I don’t think I’ve ever had a Yamori ask. Thank you!

“Where were you?” demands that fluid voice Yamori’s fought to hold onto. The voice that whispered kindness in his ears when he was at the mercy of that merciless guard.

“Out.” Yamori feels a tightness in his chest that only she can summon.

He feels her eyes on the bloodstains, sees the despairing twist of her mouth. “Where were you?”

“At Aogiri.” He lets their imagination fill in the rest.

“Ah.” She turns around and walks away, into their room. Yamori wants to follow, but first, he should shower. She won’t like blood over them.

“Hey,” he says when he enters their room at last.

Her shoulders quake.

“Are you crying?”

“No.” She wipes her eyes, laughing a little at her obvious lie. “I just…you’re so different since jail. I want to save you from what happened in the past and what you’re doing now. And I can’t. And I feel helpless.”

“You can’t save me,” he says huskily, rubbing her shoulders, just like they used to do. But anxiety gets the better of him, and he has to stop to crack his knuckles.

“Aren’t your fingers sore?” She grabs his hands with her velvet ones, tattooed with that centipede that snakes up her arm, and rubs his fingers. He’s not sure if he loves or hates her gentleness.

At least that hasn’t changed.

Neither has this.

He bites at her neck, and she responds in kind. For a moment, as they dig off each other’s clothing, they will pain and pleasure each other, because it’s the one thing they have left after the hell that was Cochlea. And they’ll cling to it like they haven’t already lost each other.

what types of kissers are aogiri? (eg [on an average kiss] very full on, sensual, soft, intense, etc etc)

😉

Yoshimura Eto – is it possible to be both sensual, teasing, and yet so hardcore her partner is left breathless? Yes, it is, but only with Eto.

Tatara – A romantic kisser. Swept up in his arms, first with his lips and then with his tongue. Your mouth will be sore afterwards.

Yamori – There will be biting involved, because Yamori is ravenous for love.

Kirishima Ayato – He’s as blunt and tempestuous as his personality.

Naki – He’s a soft, anxious kisser.

Kusakari Miza – Full-blown passion. She holds nothing back.

Takizawa Seidou – He’s a sloppy, wet kisser, because kissing totally undoes him.

Yumitsu Tomoe – Her kisses are firm, closed-mouthed, and carefully timed.

Hi hope your doing well!! I was wondering if you could do a scenario were Eto’s human investigator S/O (Itami) is introduced to pre-11th ward battle Aogiri higher ups (as her s/0 and there informant) and there reactions/disagreements about it. Thank you and have a nice day.

I am doing very well! I hope you are too, lovely! ❤

“Who the fuck is this human?” Ayato grumbles.

“His name is Itami and he’s better than you,” Eto says.

Tatara rolls his eyes. He already knows where this is going, and pleased he is not.

Itami smiles nervously. Jason the torturer stands there, his sycophantic girlfriend on one arm. He can spot Ayato Kirishima immediately from Ito’s “teenage brat” description, and Tatara’s aura of intimidation makes his identity unmistakable.

“Who are you?” Itami asks a towering, ponytailed figure.

“That’s Noro. He doesn’t speak, but I’ve been his friend since childhood,” Eto says, waving at Noro. He waves back.

“Itami is your informant?” purrs the girlfriend. “I’m Nico, and I have to say, Itami, I’m disappointed in how nerdy you are.”

“He’s my boyfriend,” Eto snaps.

“I don’t like him. He’s human,” growls Jason.

“And I don’t like you, Yamori, but I haven’t eaten you yet,” Eto replies. “Don’t push me over the line, okay, dear?”

“He can fuck off,” says Ayato. “i don’t trust anyone human.”

“You have, what, fifteen years of life experience?” Itami asks politely.

Eto chortles as Ayato’s cheeks color.

The Bin brothers shake their heads.

“We’ll go along with you, but we don’t like it,” says one.

“I didn’t ask the first.” Eto giggles. Noro pats her shoulder. “See, Noro likes him.”

“Tatara, say something,” demands Ayato.

“If I hear anything X-rated, I’ll cut off his dick,” Tatara replies. “Are we done?”

“You won’t,” Eto says sweetly, grabbing Itami’s hand. “Now, if you’ll excuse us, we have business in my bedroom.”

Itami blushes and Ayato pales. “GOD NO!”

“Hey, if he gives us useful information, it doesn’t matter,” says one of the Bin brothers.

“What about Tatara’s innocent ears?” cries Ayato, watching the couple head away.

Aogiri reactions to Up

Yoshimura Eto – laughs hysterically throughout the first 10 minutes. Not because she really finds it funny, but because she doesn’t want to cry.

Noro – came alive again to cry.

Tatara – stared at a wall wiping his tears for an hour afterwards.

Kirishima Ayato – claims it is a stupid movie, but secretly rewatches it over and over.

Fueguchi Hinami – You will find her collapsed on the floor, gut-wrenching sobs emanating from her body. You will then find her arms around you as she sobs about the beauty of life.

Yamori – gets angry because it was too good.

Naki – tries to convince Miza to make a house upheld by balloons with him.

Miza Kusakari – nicknames the dog “Naki.”

Takizawa Seidou – babbles hysterically about how he wants to be happy again like Carl.

What does each kagune user think of their kagune?

Kaneki Ken – I don’t feel human. 😦

Kamishiro Rize – it’s sexy and pretty and, well, goodbye to you.

Kirishima Touka -Pretty proud of my wings. Trying to accept Kimi’s words that I’m beautiful.

Kirishima Ayato – Dang thing doesn’t last enough.

Yomo Renji – Confident in my intimidation skills.

Uta – It’s a work of art.

Itori – Ain’t it sexy?

Nishiki Nishio – This is how I get the girls.

Tsukyama Shuu – Smooth and strong, just like me.

Karren Von Rosewald – It’s pretty useful for retrieving Master Shuu.

Matsumae – I’m a boss and I know it.

Koma Enji – Look how mighty I am!

Kaya Irimi – Bet you weren’t expecting a winged puppy, were ya?

Fueguchi Hinami – Mom, Dad, I will make you proud.

Yoshimura Kuzen – Triggers guilt for Eto.

Yoshimura Eto – Dis fun. Rawr. MISCHIEF MANAGED.

Tatara – Bow down, bitches.

Noro – Keeps him alive.

Yamori – Another torture tool.

Naki – wow!

Miza Kusakari – Feels dangerous, and she likes feeling dangerous.

Hakatori/Yumitsu Tomoe – cool, but using quinques is cooler.

Rio – Knows it’s special, but still hesitant.

Hoito Roma – my kagune is cyuuuuuuuttteeeee

Donato Porpora – it’s murder time.

Nico – pretty, pretty

Furuta Nimura – finally I have one

Takizawa Seidou – I fucking hate it I fucking hate all of this shit

Amon Koutarou – Kagune? What kagune? Me?

Yasuhisa Kurona – I miss Shiro.

Urie Kuki – outta my way, badass coming through.

Mutsuki Tooru – I don’t like this much.

Shirazu Ginshi – Uh, am I doing this right? Am I cool yet?

Saiko Yonebayashi – using for battle is boring. Using to create anime sculptures is priceless.

Higemaru Touma – I mean I like it, do you? Urie, do you like it? Do you?

Aura Shinsanpei – I hope wings don’t make me look silly.

Hsaio Ching-Li – And here’s a WHAM! And a BAM! On your feet, minion!

Washuu Yoshitoki – What are you talking about?

Washuu Matsuri – Urie…will you show me yours if I show you mine?

Hajime Hazuki – I feel so goddamn grown *voice cracks* up

(Edited to add Hajime)

Members of Aogiri’s ideal partner? (I initially need Shousei and Hooguro but I want the rest toooooooooooo)

Shousei – Someone who isn’t afraid of scars. They should be sweet and innocent to bring out his soft side. Someone to cuddle at night.

Hooguro – He wants a drama queen. Someone he can laugh with, have adventures with, be wild with.

Naki – Someone who shows him kindness and doesn’t think he’s dumb. Possibly someone snarky.

Miza Kusakari – Someone fierce but wildly kind, a untamed sweetheart.

Ayato Kirishima – Someone who cares enough to see through his prickly-pear exterior. Probably someone who buys him coffee and lets him vent without judging him. Someone who gives him hope.

Hinami Fueguchi – Someone who encourages her, who sees her as strong and brave despite her desire not to kill.

Tatara – A level-headed, practical person who will plot and strategize with him all night long.

Eto – Someone mysterious, someone who is the strength of her enemies…someone for whom she is their weakness. 😉

Noro – Someone who makes him feel alive, who isn’t afraid of his undead appearance.

Yamori – Someone into BSDM who nevertheless sees past all his shit.

More sin! Are the guys of Tokyo Ghoul a boob man, an ass man, or a leg man?

Kaneki Ken – boobs. They’re so squishy.

Nagachika Hideyoshi – like his BFF, he also prefers boobs.

Nishiki Nishio – ass, probably

Tsukiyama Shuu – ass. He does envy boobs, however.

Koma Enji – all about them legs

Yoshimura Kuzen – He’d probably be more innocent, like a “smile man.”

Yomo Renji – ass, but ashamed of it.

Uta – ass and totally proud of it.

Tatara – strong legs to kick the enemy.

Kirishima Ayato – boobs, but they also make him laugh so…

Noro – boobs kinda fascinate him

Yamori – he’ll beat your ass

Naki – shapely legs are delicious in many ways.

Mado Kureo – legs. They’re useful.

Amon Koutarou – boobs. They’re cute.

Takizawa Seidou – ass. It’s sexy, unlike how he views himself.

Urie Kuki – strong legs. make yourself useful.

Mutsuki Tooru – finely sculpted legs.

Shirazu Ginshi – boooobs

Higemaru Touma – quite an ass fan.

Aura Shinsanpei – boobs but like…he’s resigned himself to never seeing them in person.

Washuu Matsuri – Urie’s ass

Washuu Yoshitoki – rather fond of boobs himself

Arima Kishou – boobs both fluster and excite him

Ui Koori – boobs. How do girls move with them? Why are they so pretty?

Take Hirako – legs are beautiful.

Itou Kuramoto – asses are attractive. if you have it, might as well flaunt it.

Suzuya Juuzou – he likes how smooth legs are.

Hanbee Abara – boobs, but they also intimidate him

Mizurou Tamaki – ass

Miyuki Mikage – legs, legs tall enough to reach his height

Keijin Nakarai – ass and boobs. he chooses both.

Kuriowa Takeomi – asses fascinate him

Kuriowa Iwao – his wife’s boobs

Shinohara Yukinori – all about those long legs.

Mougan Tanakamaru – he appreciates a finely sculpted ass. His own, specifically.

Furuta Nimura – Boobs. Rize’s boobs. His own lack of boobs. Boobs.

The gay/bi boys’ reactions to seeing a penis for the first time?

Nagachika Hideyoshi – blushing like mad

Tsukiyama Shuu – SWEEEET HARMONYYYYYYYY

Urie Kuki – Mine is bigger

Suzuya Juuzou – Cute! Want to see mine?

Hanbee Abara – sweating like Bertolt Hoover in the sun

Tatara – Hello, yes, may I marry you?

Houji – licks lips

Naki – screams (again)

Yamori – let’s make hate

Yomo Renji – embarrassed at both them and himself for liking it

Uta – I want it in my mouth. *rips it off* Oh that’s not what you thought I meant?

Washuu Yoshitoki – Oh. Oh my. Oh my god.

Washuu Matsuri – strips right then and there

Marude Itsuki – short of breath

If you headcanon anyone else, let me know and I’ll add them.