Matsuri’s german bf dies and finds out from a phone call

Well that hurts.

Matsuri’s phone buzzes. Rolf’s number for the third time.

“Too busy to plan our next move?” Yoshitoki asks in exasperation.

“As a matter of fact, yes.” Matsuri storms out of the room and marches into his office. He leaves the rest of the investigators to judge him like they already do. Because he’s not Yoshitoki.

He answers, heart quickening. “Rolf?”

Rolf has never called him before. Matsuri warned him he could die if his grandfather found out.

Something feels very wrong.

“Is this Washuu Matsuri?” asks a male voice in a thick German accent.

“You’re not Rolf.” 

“I am his father.”

Nausea rises in Matsuri’s stomach. No. His parents found out – 

“Rolf is dead. Ghoul attack.” The older man’s voice cracks. 

There’s a shuffle, and a woman comes on. Rolf’s mom, Matsuri presumes. “You’re the man who meant a lot to him. We promised him we’d tell you.”

“How?” I left him. I abandoned him, and he still wasn’t safe. Matsuri’s world spins. 

His knees wobble, and he sinks to the wooden floor. Rolf, who loved him, who made him feel human, whom he loved with all his heart, enough to leave alone.

Matsuri can’t process the story of Rolf dying defending a kid from a ghoul. A monster, just like him.

Did you die realizing I am a monster?

Or did you die wishing they were a good ghoul like me? 

Matsuri knows the latter is more likely, and he cries harder.

Yoshitoki raps on his door shortly after Matsuri has ended the call. Matsuri refuses to answer. 

Yoshitoki enters anyhow. His face is pinched, and he’s ready to criticize his son again – 

And he stops. Matsuri’s face is streaked with tears. 

Yoshitoki closes the door behind them and sits across from Matsuri. The Bureau Chief on the floor.

“Talk to me.”

Matsuri cries harder, and his father for once doesn’t tell him to stop. He just holds Matsuri’s hands and lets him sob. 

Iyo falls in love with an Ukaku Ghoul girl that she sees regularly in a coffee shop. Matsuri finds out and confronts her (and is also a no. 1 shipper)

Iyo enters the Washuu mansion whistling. 

“How was your date?” Matsuri leans against the doorframe to their bedroom.

“What?” Iyo drops her purse in shock.

“Iyo, it’s obvious you’re flirting with that girl. I saw it the moment I passed the cafe.”

“Shut up.” Iyo blushes. She’s caught; she knows it. 

“Hey, so long as Tsuneyoshi doesn’t find out, I ship it.” He grins. “What’s her name?” 

“Nothing!” Iyo stomps her foot.

“She doesn’t have one?”

“Ack, you’re so annoying!” Iyo claps her hands over her cheeks to block her blush. “It’s Mikan.”

“Mikan, eh?” Matsuri strokes his chin. “I like it. She’s cute, too. If I were straight, I’d date her.”

“If you were straight, we’d have a functional marriage,” Iyo counters.

“Touche,” he says. “Well, tell me more. I’m so excited to hear about your crush.” 

What does each kagune user think of their kagune?

Kaneki Ken – I don’t feel human. 😦 

Kamishiro Rize – it’s sexy and pretty and, well, goodbye to you. 

Kirishima Touka -Pretty proud of my wings. Trying to accept Kimi’s words that I’m beautiful.

Kirishima Ayato – Dang thing doesn’t last enough. 

Yomo Renji – Confident in my intimidation skills.

Uta – It’s a work of art.

Itori – Ain’t it sexy?

Nishiki Nishio – This is how I get the girls. 

Tsukyama Shuu – Smooth and strong, just like me.

Karren Von Rosewald – It’s pretty useful for retrieving Master Shuu. 

Matsumae – I’m a boss and I know it. 

Koma Enji – Look how mighty I am!

Kaya Irimi – Bet you weren’t expecting a winged puppy, were ya?

Fueguchi Hinami – Mom, Dad, I will make you proud. 

Yoshimura Kuzen – Triggers guilt for Eto.

Yoshimura Eto – Dis fun. Rawr. MISCHIEF MANAGED. 

Tatara – Bow down, bitches.

Noro – Keeps him alive.

Yamori – Another torture tool.

Naki – wow!

Miza Kusakari – Feels dangerous, and she likes feeling dangerous.

Hakatori/Yumitsu Tomoe – cool, but using quinques is cooler. 

Rio – Knows it’s special, but still hesitant.

Hoito Roma – my kagune is cyuuuuuuuttteeeee

Donato Porpora – it’s murder time.

Nico – pretty, pretty

Furuta Nimura – finally I have one

Takizawa Seidou – I fucking hate it I fucking hate all of this shit

Amon Koutarou – Kagune? What kagune? Me? 

Yasuhisa Kurona – I miss Shiro.

Urie Kuki – outta my way, badass coming through.

Mutsuki Tooru – I don’t like this much.

Shirazu Ginshi – Uh, am I doing this right? Am I cool yet? 

Saiko Yonebayashi – using for battle is boring. Using to create anime sculptures is priceless.

Higemaru Touma – I mean I like it, do you? Urie, do you like it? Do you?

Aura Shinsanpei – I hope wings don’t make me look silly.

Hsaio Ching-Li – And here’s a WHAM! And a BAM! On your feet, minion!

Washuu Yoshitoki – What are you talking about?

Washuu Matsuri – Urie…will you show me yours if I show you mine? 

Hajime Hazuki – I feel so goddamn grown *voice cracks* up

(Edited to add Hajime)

Write about Matsuri and his German boyfriend (who I may have named Rolf Müller) please :)

Warning for homophobia.

“Another letter?” Yoshitoki asks with interest.

“Mmmhmmm.” Matsuri scuttles upstairs. Yoshitoki will not be happy to hear that his son has been seduced by a beautiful German artist named Rolf Müller, and even though he’s back in Japan, Rolf writes to him every week.

Rolf offers to visit, but Matsuri forces himself to refuse. Tsuneyoshi will hate to have someone queer in the family. Rolf will die. 

My beloved Matsuri,

How are you?

Is this okay? Matsuri recalls Rolf running his fingers through his hair and inviting him into his bedroom.

I know Japan is difficult for you. Family legacies and all. But don’t you remember? 

Matsuri remembers Rolf buying him coffee. Taking long walks together. Visiting Auschwitz and vomiting afterwards. And Rolf telling him it’s okay, it’s a good response, and Matsuri couldn’t tell him that he fears his family is engaging in their own genocide. 

Matsuri, I know. It wasn’t hard to investigate the truth about the Washuus and Gehennas. 

Matsuri sucks in his breath. Rolf knows?

I love you. I don’t blame your secrecy.

Matsuri blames himself, even if Rolf doesn’t.

Aren’t you ever going to write back? 

Tsuneyoshi would kill someone like Rolf. For family honor. For secrecy.

Matsuri presses his hands against his eyes. He wants to respond I LOVE YOU TOO!!! And draw kisses all over the paper. He wants to seek Rolf’s advice on his family.

Love, 

Rolf

But for Rolf’s sake, he can’t.

So he slides the paper under his mattress with the dozen other letters he’s received. Maybe someday he’ll burn them. Right now, he’d rather keep them close, to remind himself of Rolf. 

TG characters as Christmas Songs 🎄

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – O Holy Night

Nagachika Hideyoshi – Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

Yoshimura Kuzen – What Child Is This?

Kamishiro Rize – All I Want for Christmas Is You

Kirishima Touka – Angels We Have Heard on High

Koma Enji – Frosty the Snowman

Irimi Kaya – The First Noel

Yomo Renji – The Holly and the Ivy

Kosaka Yoriko – Love Came Down

Hinami Feuguchi – Silver Bells

Nishiki Nishio – We Three Kings

Nishino Kimi – O Christmas Tree

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – The 12 Days of Christmas

Karren von Rosewald – Last Christmas

Matsumae – Good King Wenceslas 

Mirumo – We Wish You a Merry Christmas

Chie Hori – What Child is This?

Clowns

Uta – Ding Dong Merrily on High

Itori – Mele Kalikimaka

Hoito Roma – Wonderful Christmastime 

Nimura Furuta – You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Rio/Shikorae – Up on the Housetop

Nico – Santa Baby

Donato Porpora – Here Comes Santa Claus

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24

Yamori – Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

Tatara – White Christmas

Yoshimura Eto – Carol of the Bells

Noro – Silent Night

Miza Kusakari – I Saw Three Ships

Naki – Jingle Bells

Hakatori – Making Christmas

Banjou Kazuichi – O Little Town of Bethlehem

CCG

Amon Koutarou – O Come All Ye Faithful

Takizawa Seidou – O Come, O Come, Emmanuel

Mado Akira – Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Houji Kousuke- Away in a Manger

Mado Kureo – Santa Claus Is Coming to Town

Marude Itsuki – God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Washuu Yoshitoki – Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire

Washuu Matsuri – Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy 

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – The Christmas Shoes, because it pains everyone else

Kuriowa Takeomi – Ave Maria

Kuriowa Iwao – Angels from the Realms of Glory

Aura Kiyoko – Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree

Tanakamaru Mougan – Go Tell It on the Mountain

Shinohara Yukinori – Happy Christmas (War is Over)

Itou Kuramoto – God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Kurona Yasuhisa – I’ll Be Home for Christmas

Hajime Hazuki – All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth

Mayazumi – Run Rudolph

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – The Wassail Song

Arima Kishou – O Come, O Come, Emmanuel

Ui Koori – Little Drummer Boy

Take Hirako – Let It Snow

Arima Yusa – It Came Upon a Midnight Clear

Ihei Shio – Deck the Halls

Souza Rikai – Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Once in a Royal David’s City

Keijin Nakarai – Silver and Gold

Hanbee Abara – Walking in a Winter Wonderland

Miyuki Mikage – Holly Jolly Christmas

Mizurou Tamaki – Jingle Bell Rock

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – Joy to the World

Shirazu Ginshi – Feliz Navidad

Urie Kuki – Do You Hear What I Hear?

Mutsuki Tooru – Please Come Home for Christmas

Hsaio Ching-Li – Sleigh Ride

Aura Shinsanpei – Blue Christmas 

Higemaru Touma – Little Drummer Boy 

Matsuri’s first time with somebody, PLEASE,i need it

Oh my.

“Are you sure?” Matsuri wants to appear suave and calm, but like everything else in his life, he is not in control. His pulse is hammering, his forehead is sweaty, and he has goosebumps all up his arms.

Plus anxiety that the Washuus will find out and kill his lover. That’s always fun.

His lover nods. He bends over Matsuri, whispering sweet phrases in German. He calls Matsuri sexy and compliments his toned muscles.

“Do you love me?” Matsuri asks. He ought to know.

His lover smiles. “Yes.”

He gasps, finally letting himself feel happy. 

In his lover’s bed, he’s not a Washuu or a ghoul living up to an impossible legacy. He’s just a silly virgin who spills half a bottle of lube on himself, gets nervous about condoms, and gawks at his partner’s intimate parts.

“It’s okay to scream,” his partner tells him with a smile, and Matsuri does, and he feels a rush of freedom and love and – tears. 

His lover kisses away his tears and cries out. 

His lover loves him. And his ghoulish body. Matsuri lays his head on his partner’s chest and listens to their synchronous breathing. 

Hiya! I remember that anon that asked you to write about Urie and a girl called Naru Okatsuki or Okasaki or Okasaka and I was wondering if you could write more about her? She seemed interesting :)

Ooh, I’m glad you liked her. 

Naru hasn’t seen Urie since Sasaki, er, caught them. Truthfully, Urie broke it off out of concern for his career. But today, she’s been assigned to the Rose investigation with the Quinx Squad. 

She brushes back her long black hair and makes sure her pearl necklace fits just so. Let Urie see what he’ll never have again.

Of course, when she enters the hall to the meeting room, the sight of Urie at the other end sends her heart into overdrive. 

As she steals a second glance, Matsuri Washuu leers at Urie in a discomforting way. Naru stops. 

His hands tries to brush Urie’s shoulder. 

Urie hates physical touch, unless it’s sex. Naru narrows her eyes. 

Sure, Washuu is probably capable of killing her career. But she is not going to stand back while he makes advances on even her ex-boyfriend. 

“Hello, Mr. Washuu.” She strides towards him as Urie hurries away, red-faced. “How’s your wife?”

Matsuri chokes. “Who are you?”

“No one.” She smirks as she draws her quinque. “But if I see your hands wander towards Urie without his express permission again, I’ll cut off your dick.”

“I wasn’t – ”

“I don’t care.” Naru shoves the quinque back in her briefcase before any passerby can see. “Got it, Mister?”

“You shouldn’t threaten me.” Matsuri looks generally concerned. Does Urie not like touch? How can he get his attention otherwise? 

“I always do what I shouldn’t.” Naru smiles. “Except touch people when they don’t want it. Have a good day.” She spins on her heel and stomps into the meeting room.

Urie rolls his eyes at her, but she doesn’t regret her actions. 

The gay/bi boys’ reactions to seeing a penis for the first time?

Nagachika Hideyoshi – blushing like mad

Tsukiyama Shuu – SWEEEET HARMONYYYYYYYY

Urie Kuki – Mine is bigger

Suzuya Juuzou – Cute! Want to see mine? 

Hanbee Abara – sweating like Bertolt Hoover in the sun

Tatara – Hello, yes, may I marry you? 

Houji – licks lips

Naki – screams (again)

Yamori – let’s make hate 

Yomo Renji – embarrassed at both them and himself for liking it

Uta – I want it in my mouth. *rips it off* Oh that’s not what you thought I meant?

Washuu Yoshitoki – Oh. Oh my. Oh my god. 

Washuu Matsuri – strips right then and there 

Marude Itsuki – short of breath 

If you headcanon anyone else, let me know and I’ll add them. 

Marude/Yoshitoki hurt comfort? Make it fluffy please ;-; maybe throw in Matsuri feeling more at ease cause woah his dad likes boys, too

Maruchika? Did someone ask for Maruchika? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

“That’s because you’re a failure. You’d be better off as ghoul fodder.” Tsuneyoshi waves his hands in dismissal.

“Understood, sir.” Yoshitoki keeps his face blank as he leaves his father’s office. 

Marude’s eyes probe his friend. 

Once far from Tsuneyoshi, Yoshitoki slams his fist into the wall. It’s the most emotion Marude has ever seen from him.

“Let’s talk.”

“Let’s not.”

“Sir, you may be my boss, but you’re also my friend.” Marude leads Yoshitoki into his own office. He shoves a cup of coffee into Yoshitoki’s hands. “I suppose I see now why you’ve been so forgiving of my mistakes. Because your father never forgives yours.”

Yoshitoki sighs. “Truth to be told, he’s angry that I won’t put pressure on Matsuri to have a child.”

“That’s Matsuri and Iyo’s business.” Marude is perturbed. He’s never liked Tsuneyoshi – never liked how the old demon forced Chika to marry and then forced a divorce as soon as they had Matsuri – never liked his strange sway over CCG.

“I agree.” 

“Chika, you’re a good father. That’s not nothing, especially…” Marude swallows and sits beside his friend. “Well, it doesn’t seem your father treats you well.”

Yoshitoki smiles at the use of his old name, the name he misses. “Thanks, Maru.” He chuckles. “You never married, and you seem to be doing fine.”

If only the Washuus could be similar. 

“You know, when we were new officers, I dreamt of marrying you. There’s nothing to be ashamed of.” Marude shrugs.

Yoshitoki’s mouth opens. “You…”

Marude smiles, inches from Yoshitoki’s face. “What I’m saying is, your son’s not a deviant. It’s normal for some of us.”

“He’s not the only one it’s normal for,” Yoshitoki whispers. He leans over to brushe his lips against Marude. 

Marude draws him closer. “Chika – I never thought -”

“Why didn’t you ever ask?” Yoshitoki’s eyes widen. All these wasted years. For a moment, he doesn’t feel tired or pressured or failed. He feels free. He feels what his life was meant to be.

Yoshitoki leans his head on Marude’s chest and lets himself cry. 

——————————————————————————

Matsuri had been waiting outside Marude’s office. From the look on Dad’s face, Grandfather was angry about his inaction with Iyo again. 

But he wasn’t expecting to – hear – this.

And so Matsuri hurries away, but as he does, a smile grows on his face.

He’s not alone. He’s not a freak.

He can confess to Dad if he needs. 

Maybe he and Dad can understand each other, after all. 

Okay from that thing with Matsuri and Iyo it just gives me the impression that she’s gay as well (or at least bi preferring girls) so can we maybe have a continuation of that scenario where she just casually mentions it?

Iyo asks? Absolutely, Nonny-Mouse.

“By the way,” Iyo admits the next morning, “I should probably tell you, Matsuri my dear, you’re not the only one who likes the same gender.”

“What?” Matsuri gapes at her.

“I had the largest crush on Rize when we were kids. Souta and I would always squabble over her.” Iyo grins.

Matsuri’s brain does not compute. “Heh?”

“I like men, too.” Iyo shrugs. “But Rize will always be my ideal partner.”

“I wish we knew where she was.” Maybe if they find her, she’ll love Iyo. And then Iyo and Rize can secretly marry as Matsuri secretly marries Urie, and all will be well.

He tells his idea to Iyo, and she shakes her head. “You do realize the whole ‘secret’ is a problem itself, right?”

“Yes,” Matsuri mumbles. “But I – I want my Dad to love me.”

“Your father does love you. Tsuneyoshi doesn’t even love your dad, so don’t take it personally.” Iyo hugs Matsuri. “Anyway, I just thought I should tell you. You’re not alone.” 

He hugs her back. Maybe, just maybe, they can be friends and allies. Partners in a non-marital sense. 

“Now, have fun at work.” Iyo waves. “I’ll have fun reading your novels.”

When Matsuri returns, he swings by the largest bookstore around and picks up the bestselling erotic lesbian novels he can find for Iyo.