Itori and Uta agreeing to meet up for coffee post-Dragon, but then Itori doesn’t come, and Uta goes looking for her, but can’t find her anywhere and enlists help. What could have happened?

Okay, the one thing that has not happened is Itori being injured. I have full confidence in our girl.

1. Perhaps Nico needed boyfriend support, and Itori was there for her girl.

2. Or perhaps Itori wanted Uta to find her, and this is all an elaborate prank, enlisted Renji.

3. Itori is being interviewed about her clown duties by TSC, and she’s having way too much fun trolling them to keep an appointment, even with Uta.

Uta realizes that if he wants coffee with her, he needs to surprise her, because Itori never keeps appointments anyways.

So he stakes out Helter Skelter Not At All Creepily until she appears, and surprises her with coffee. 🙂

Itori accidebtally scaring the living shit out of Uta with a pregnancy test that isn’t even hers but a friend who needed support, please? I just wanna mess with him x)

#Canon.

Itori has just finished tucking her friend into bed. Itori’s bed, to be exact, which she has dutifully maintained as the squishiest bed in Tokyo. Itori finds it useful for the ghouls who come to her for help, when they’re pregnant from human partners and unsure what to do.

Itori helps them.

She hums to herself and turns off the lights. But when she dances back downstairs, she finds Uta staring at the trash can.

Itori swallows the laugh bubbling inside her. “Hi there.”

Uta nods.

“Can’t speak?” she purrs.

“Hi.” Uta points to the trash can. The trash can holding a positive pregnancy test.

“Wouldn’t you like a little Utatori?” she asks sweetly.

Blood drains from Uta’s face. He sways – he actually fucking sways – and that’s when Yomo catches him.

“Aw, Ren’s here too!” Itori claps her hands.

“I don’t – I mean – ” Uta wipes his sweating palms on Yomo’s coat.

“Relax, idiot. It’s a friend’s.” Itori tosses her hair over her shoulder. “Women gotta help each other out from time-to-time.”

“Really?” Uta peers at her.

“You didn’t know that?” Yomo asks.

“No!”

“Well, now you do.” Itori pats Uta on his head. “Unfortunately, my bed’s taken by my friend tonight.”

Uta chokes as Itori quickly retreats, holding her phone aloft like a prize.

“You recorded this?!” Uta shrieks.

There isn’t enough love for Itori out there, so may I request she confesses to Uta abd get her hppy ending? Because SHE DAMN WELL DESERVES IT!

Itori deserves the world.

Touka sidles up to Itori. Renji and Uta are snarking off to each other as usual, as Itori sits at the cafe counter with a dreamy expression on her face.

Touka leans in Itori’s ear. “You should just ask him if he’s a virgin.”

Itori turns her gaze to Touka. “Touka-chan, what are you talking about?”

“You love Uta, right? That’s how I got Kaneki.” Touka wiggles her eyebrows as she pats her protruding stomach.

Itori is never one to feel abashed, but – Touka? Touka, whom she met when Touka was still a child? “Eh…Um…”

Itori clears her throat. “I know damn well he isn’t.”

“Ask.” Touka pouts. “Don’t upset a pregnant lady.”

“When did you get manipulative, you subtle-as-a-sledgehammer ghoul?” Itori sticks out her tongue. But she does rise and sidle up to Uta.

What the hell, right?

She drapes an arm around his shoulders. “Hey, Uta-kun, are you a virgin?”

“Wait…” Uta looks confused, and Renji apoplectic. Fortunately for Itori, Touka guides her uncle away with a satisfied smirk on her face.

“Why are you asking that, and didn’t you catch me with -”

“Shut up.” Itori presses her lips against his.

Uta’s eyes nearly fall out of their sockets. “I see. So that’s how it is.”

He nearly tackles her in a full-mouth kiss. “How long have you been waiting to tell me?”

“Probably half as long as you, Uta!” Touka calls over.

He chuckles. “Maybe.”

“Really?” Itori grins.

“Really.” Uta spins Itori around and kisses her again.

Hey!! I wanted to ask you if you could write something about UtaxItori, I don’t see a lot about them… still they’re my otp and it makes me sad to not see nothing about them ; w ; I would write it myself, but lately I don’t have much inspiration… cuz too much stress… Thank you in advance 😘

❤ ❤ ❤ I’m sorry you’re stressed! I hope these headcanons help you relax, dear.

– As soon as Furuta mentioned the dragon plan, Uta seemed withdrawn, but only enough that Itori noticed. She immediately figured out he was worried for Yomo and came up with the plan to save him.

– Itori has a tattoo on her ribs, a club from a card set. She made Uta do it shortly after they first started dating and tried to seduce him with her shirt off.

– Uta admires her business acumen and winemaking skills. She’s unparalleled in the world of blood-wine.

– She loves to commission his art for Helter Skelter, though she’ll occasionally tease him if she thinks it’s too dark.

– Itori and Uta began dating soon after he befriended Yomo. In fact, Yomo was the one whoo surmised their feelings and assumed they were dating. That led to an awkward conversation that ended with Itori throwing herself at Uta to kiss his lips. He was, for once in his life, too stunned to respond.

– Uta has shapeshifted into Itori before. He showed up at Helter Skelter looking like her twin. She dumped (cool) coffee over him because she wouldn’t waste her blood wine.

– Itori loves modeling lingerie for Uta. He loves it just as much. 😉

The ships as weird couple stock photos?

Touken –

Hidekane –

Shuuneki –

Akiramon –

Seiaki-

Takirona

Nishikimi –

Irimi/Koma –

Irimi/Take

Yoshimura/Ukina –

Ayahina –

UtaRen –

Utatori –

Tsukikana –

Tsukichie –

Arieto

Uihai-

Nakimiza –

Yoriko/Takeomi –

Suzuhan –

Matsurie –

Urisai-

Mutsurie –

Mutsuki/Kaneki

Shiraiko –

Saiko/Hsaio –

Maruchika –

Fururize –

Higemaru/Hakatori (Higetori)

Okay, who did I miss?

updated to include take/irimi and higetori.

What songs do each of the tg re pairings (canon or not) remind you of? In my opinion HideKane currently makes me think of Wolves by Selena Gomez and Mutsuki x Kaneki/Sasaki from Mutsuki’s end

Hidekane – Wolves by Selena Gomez

Touken – Warm Blood, Flor

Shuuneki – All My Heroes, Bleachers

Akiramon – Aquaman, Walk the Moon

Seiaki – Rotten, The Naked and Famous

Mutsurie – Unconditionally, Katy Perry

Mutsuki/Sasaki – We Sink, Chvrches

Urisai – Hold Back the River, James Bay

Saiko/Hsaio – Boom Clap, Charlie XCX

Shiraiko – Gone Gone Gone, Phillip Phillips

Tsukikana – XO, Beyonce

Tsukichie – Young Blood, The Naked and Famous

Utaren – Wallflowers, The Chain Gang of 1984

Utatori – Look What You Made Me Do, Taylor Swift

Suzuhan – Let’s Hurt Tonight, OneRepublic

Maruchika – Walking the Wire, Imagine Dragons

Nishikimi – Gravity, Jai Wolf

Takirona – Something Just Like This, The Chainsmokers

Fururize – Bad Blood, Taylor Swift

Uihai – Shut Up and Dance, Walk the Moon

Arieto – F**K with You, Cardiknox

Ayahina – Beating Heart, Ellie Goulding

Yoshimura/Ukina – The Energy Never Dies, The Script

Nakimiza – The Cure, Lady Gage

R U a RenUta shipper or a UtaTori shipper?

WHAT IF I AM RENTORI?

Hehe, just kidding. I will absolutely write for both, and invite fans of either or both ships (or Utarentori), to send in asks. They’re all awesome and funny and cuuuuuuuute.

But if you really want to know: on a personal level, RenUta has an alluring star-crossed lovers dynamic (”I can neither live with you nor without you,” swoon) and Yomo and Uta’s personalities seem to balance each other, whereas Itori and Uta’s mirror each other. These makes me personally more interested in RenUta. 🙂