Crack request: Uta/Renji/Arima/Tsukiyama all fighting over Take

CANON.

“Arima! You’re alive!” Hirako Take gasps as V dissipates, leaving the dead garden children crawling out of the earth. It would be creepy, but Take can see the recognition in Hairu and Arima’s eyes.

“Wait, wait, wait. No.” Tsukiyama jumps between Take and Arima. “Boy is mine. We bonded over Hajime Hazuki.”

“You stole my sister, now I’m stealing your boyfriend,” Yomo shoots back, uncharacteristically angry for Yomo. He grabs Take’s hand.

“Cheating after I saved your life? Renji, Renji, don’t you know Take Hirako has been mine from the start?” No-Face saunters forward.

“Wait.” Arima speaks slowly. “I came back from the dead for Take.”

“I forgave you for Take,” Yomo replies.

Tsukiyama stomps his foot. “I helped him in Goat!”

“So did Renji,” Uta replies with a shimmy. “And Take and I are destined to battle to the death.”

“I thought that was me?” Yomo crosses his arms.

“Take chooses to raise my newly resurrected garden children with however many of you are willing,” says Hirako. 

“Wait, you let them die?” Arima looks horrified.

Do you ship uta/take

I’ve never considered them before. Hmmmmmmm I could see it.

– Like, say, they’re drawn together by their friendship with Yomo. Gradually they begin spending more time together. 

– Uta makes all the Zero Squad kids masks, which warms Take’s heart.

– Uta kisses Take first. This is undebatable. 

– When Rikai and Shio – you know – I still can’t write it well I’m sorry it hurts – Uta saves Yomo not only because he cares about Yomo, but also for Take, because he thinks Take loves Yomo.

– He finds Hirako weeping over his kids as he tries to comfort Yusa during their shopping trip with Ui. Uta then feels incredibly guilty for following Furuta’s plan. The guilt devours him.

– He can only manage to say the words, “I’m glad you’re alive.” 

– And Take says “thank you.” 

– They both realize the other is saying I Love You.