Could you write something like a continuation for that drunk Uta thing? I really liked it!

Awwww thank you. ❤ 

– Once Uta awakens, he dismisses Yomo’s concern and pretends everything is fine. 

– Truthfully, he doesn’t recall anything he said. Hopefully he didn’t say anything super crazy like being a one-eyed king. 

– He’s disappointed when Yomo grants him space by not pressing the issue.

– So he goes out and tries to get drunk again to spur more concern from Yomo.

– Yomo catches him, figures out his passive-aggressive plan, and calls him on it.

– This time, Yomo sits Uta down and demands to know what is going on.

– Uta replies that he’s lonely and wants a friend and that’s why he does all this horrible shit.

– Yomo listens to Uta’s confessions and assures him that he won’t abandon this immoral ghoul, because Yomo isn’t judgmental at all.

– Uta hugs Yomo, and for once the stoic Yomo returns the embrace.

– Uta asks Yomo a few questions about what he said while drunk. He’s very disappointed to learn he didn’t try to kiss Yomo.

– So he tries now.

The weird kinks vs vanilla ask got me curious. What’s their weird kinks like?

Furuta – Completely, totally dominating a feisty partner. 

Tsukiyama – Probably involves mutual feeding on each other. 

Mirumo – He’s game for literally anything. Hanging upside down like a bat is particularly fun.

Saiko – Will use her kagune to role play anime and manga characters. 

Hakatori – Make sex a battlefield. Blood included. 

Takizawa – The more chains, the better. 

Eto – Please allow her to use her kakuja on her partner. 

Nico – Likes it either very rough or to be worshiped. There is no in-between. 

Uta – Masks, tattoos, drawing on his partner, having his partner draw on him…

Roma – Role-play Kaneki for her.

Itori – Would like to be doused in blood wine and have her partner drink all of it off. 

Uta and drunk Yomo is fun but what about Yomo and drunk Uta? In contrast to his friend he’s actually pretty somber and easily upset… Yomo does everything he can to comfort him when he gets like that but it really worries him?

LOL I love this.

– “Yomo I’m so old,” Uta blubbers into Yomo’s shoulder.

– “Uta, it’s okay.” Yomo rubs the top of Uta’s head and ponders how he got into this situation. And why won’t Itori pick up her DAMN PHONE.

– “Sometimes I feel like the eyes I eat are sentient. They watch me and some days I expect them to emerge into a giant kagune and demand answers from me. Am I evil?” Uta whines.

– “No,” Yomo says, trying to guide Uta back into HySy.

– Uta refuses to go in and sits in the street crying. 

– “Uta, if you cry any more, you’re going to lose the tattoos in your eyes,” Yomo tries.

– “Not how tattoos work, Yomo.” Uta is now writhing on the cold street. He’s quite an extra sad drunk.

– Yomo probably grabs Uta and slings him over his shoulder. Tucks him into bed and waits all night to make sure Uta is okay. He’ll ask Uta if he wants to talk more once he wakes up.

Lmao virgin old man Uta. Crank scenario when Kaneki and Touka tell Uta she’s pregnant and him being super awkward yet somehow smooth like “oh uh I’m still a vrigin” and yomo is there for some reason and no one knows what to say so touka blurts out something embarrassing about kaneki

“Thanks for rescuing Yomo,” Touka says. She sits besides Kaneki’s bedside in CCG’s infirmary. Yomo stands behind her. 

Uta waves his hand. “Of course.”

Touka sighs. She still feels awful for leaving Yomo. Although he pushed it. Although he wanted her to run. “I can’t wait until this baby is born and I can return to guarding my old uncle.” 

Kaneki snorts, and Yomo scowls. “Fat chance, kid.”

Uta chokes. “Baby?”

“Yeah.” Touka points at her stomach.

“Kaneki?” Uta’s eyes pop. He doubles over laughing. 

“It’s not funny. It’s beautiful,” Yomo snaps.

“It’s funny because I can’t believe you kids had sex before I managed to seduce someone,” Uta jokes.

Yomo pales. Kaneki sits up, looking more alive – with fright – than he has since Dragon. Touka turns bright red.

“What?” Uta demands.

“Gosh, he’s so much more nonchalant about being a virgin than you were, Kaneki,” Touka says.

“Hey,” Yomo whispers. “Uta, why did you rescue me again?” 

Uta first time HCs? No one ever does him but that’s probably cuz he’s an old man

He could be a very old virgin. You never know. 😉

– Uta is the initiator, relatively early in the relationship. He’s been excited to experience sex with the person he probably loves. 

– If his partner isn’t comfortable at the time, he’ll back off immediately and satiate himself on their kisses. But if they are, he’s thrilled.

– Is unashamed that he has no experience. He knows the timing is right now, not before. Would probably prefer a partner with some experience, but accepting of either.

– He loves exploring his partner’s body. Every curve, muscle, hair and birthmark is fascinating to him. 

– If his partner is turned on by his tattoos, all the better.

– He really likes teasing his partner and joking with them. 

– If his partner has a body that can get pregnant, he is very considerate of condoms and other birth control methods. 

– Loud. Very loud, and probably into scratching and nibbling his partner.

– Is immediately ready to DO THIS AGAIN.

What’s your biggest HC for Uta/ Juuzou/ Naki and Yomo? Like one that you’ll 100% defend unless it’s proven to be false in cannon.

– Uta: I can neither live with you nor without you 100% refers to his love for Yomo. I hope they prove this in the manga soon. (Oh, I love the idea that he’s the one-eyed king). 

– Suzuya Juuzou: will eventually realize and reciprocate Hanbee’s feelings.  

– Naki: Probably never grew up with parents or anyone but a gang of teenagers who didn’t teach him reading. Hence his innocence coupled with violence. 

– Yomo Renji: 1. he would be an amazing dad and it’s a crime he doesn’t have kids of his own. If he survives the series, I expect him to help run an orphanage or some sort of system to help the children who’ve been hurt on both sides. 2. If, through an alternate universe, he met Aizawa Shouta from BNHA, they would be best friends. 

Hey!! I wanted to ask you if you could write something about UtaxItori, I don’t see a lot about them… still they’re my otp and it makes me sad to not see nothing about them ; w ; I would write it myself, but lately I don’t have much inspiration… cuz too much stress… Thank you in advance 😘

❤ ❤ ❤ I’m sorry you’re stressed! I hope these headcanons help you relax, dear. 

– As soon as Furuta mentioned the dragon plan, Uta seemed withdrawn, but only enough that Itori noticed. She immediately figured out he was worried for Yomo and came up with the plan to save him. 

– Itori has a tattoo on her ribs, a club from a card set. She made Uta do it shortly after they first started dating and tried to seduce him with her shirt off.

– Uta admires her business acumen and winemaking skills. She’s unparalleled in the world of blood-wine. 

– She loves to commission his art for Helter Skelter, though she’ll occasionally tease him if she thinks it’s too dark. 

– Itori and Uta began dating soon after he befriended Yomo. In fact, Yomo was the one whoo surmised their feelings and assumed they were dating. That led to an awkward conversation that ended with Itori throwing herself at Uta to kiss his lips. He was, for once in his life, too stunned to respond.

– Uta has shapeshifted into Itori before. He showed up at Helter Skelter looking like her twin. She dumped (cool) coffee over him because she wouldn’t waste her blood wine.

– Itori loves modeling lingerie for Uta. He loves it just as much. 😉 

I haven’t seen some Uta HC’s for a while, could you do some domestic HC’s for Uta please~? So much love for this blog

Awwww thank you so much!!!! ❤

– Uta is always stockpiling snacks (read: eyes) for himself and his beloved. If they’re a ghoul, he’ll stockpile their favorite body part; if human, whatever their weakness is (candy, chips, etc.).

– He loves to let his SO sleep in the morning and fix them coffee or food for when they awaken.

– Their entire apartment is decorated with art. Some creepy. Some gorgeous. The goal is a paradise of art they both love.

– He likes helping his SO learn to draw. On their walls, while teasing that they better not mess up, because Uta is so helpful.

– Uta loves to invite Itori and Renji over (sometimes the other clowns, too), but he’s always a little nervous when they come inside. Because this is his secret getaway with his SO. It’s much more personalized than his studio.

– If his SO is sick, he will burrito them in blankets and carry them everywhere. Is it helpful? No. Is it entertaining? Hell yes. Also, they’re cute when they’re grumpy and sick and weakly protesting to be put down.