May I request a scenario where Yomo and Uta have the same love interest?

“Who’s that?” Uta nods in the corner of Anteiku, where a customer sits with a latte and their laptop. Their lips are puckered and their brow furrowed with concentration, and they’re altogether adorable.

“They’re a new regular,” Yomo says, uncomfortable with the interest Uta displays. “Not for eating.”

Uta gasps. “That was not the plan.”

Yomo swallows. “So, what is your plan?”

Uta’s the fun one, of course. Dangerous, tattooed, savvy. He gets all the lovers. But Yomo’s been watching them as they arrive to work every day, at 9 am on the dot, and he’s even exchanged pleasantries with them. And he…he wants to take them to dinner.

Uta tilts his head. “Is this a crush?”

Yomo snorts.

“It is.” Uta grins. “Well, may the best man win.”

Yomo simmers. He knows he can’t compare to Uta. He’s reserved, plain, boring. But…but…his heart still yearns.

Uta notices Renji’s sorrow, and hesitates.

That’s how the standoff begins. Every day for a week, Uta and Yomo show up to occasionally talk to the cute customer but each go no further, convinced the other was best for them.

Until, that is, Itori walks in. “Oh my god. The both of you.”

Itori breezes up to the person and grabs the seat across from them. After twenty minutes of talking, Itori has a phone number and a dinner date.

“And that,” she says with a bow as soon as the customer has left, “is how you do it, gentlemen.”

How would Tsukiyama,Yomo,Uta,Naki,Tatara and Amon react if they saw someone looking at their s/o ass. I love your blog <3

Tsukiyama

– amused, because of course they’re sexy and he understands finding them irresistible.

– still. His s/o chose him, not this creep.

– Makes a big show of kissing and dancing with his s/o until the lowlife is thoroughly embarrassed.

Yomo

– is quietly enraged.

– stares at the person until they notice him staring at them. He then makes his most terrifying face, and they stop immediately.

– His s/o will tease him for being so protective. They will also thank him.

Uta

– sidles up to the person and asks them if they see anything they like.

– does his best to embarrass them before sauntering off with his s/o. they’ll laugh about this later.

Naki

– Jealous AF.

– rushes right up to demand what they think they’re doing. Don’t they know he’s dating his s/o? More importantly, don’t they respect his s/o?

– forces them to apologize to his s/o.

Tatara

– depends on if his s/o knows, and/or is uncomfortable.

– If they shrug it off, he will too, though he’ll be sure to keep a sharp eye on the perpetrator.

– if s/o is nervous or uncomfortable, Tatara will immediately intervene and act as intimidating as possible.

– If it’s really bad, he’ll consider sending Noro after them.

Amon

– stunned. Is this really happening?

– flustered because he’s reminded how cute his s/o is.

– still, wastes no time tapping them on the shoulder and lecturing them on respect and harassment. He stammers a bit, but he’s passionate to defend his s/o.

How would Uta, Shuu, Yomoand Naki react to finding his s/o in bed with someone else?!

Uta

– At first, he’s numb. May summon a mocking comment before interrupting them and relishing their discomfort.

– Dismisses any sort of apology, though he probably does wish them happiness. The thing is: Uta is actually open to a non-monogamous relationship, but he is not open to cheating.

– In the end, his loneliness crashes down like never before.

Shuu

– All of Tokyo heard his wail.

– probably has a crying fit, in which he asks what he’s done wrong or why he wasn’t enough.

– He will need time, but if his S/O is sorry and willing, he too is willing to work on fixing their relationship.

Yomo

– He is not confrontational. Instead, sick in his heart and soul, he stumbles to HySy to ask for Uta’s advice.

– Does he love them? Truly? Do they care? Why would they betray him?

– He will have this conversation later in the week, when he’s calmer. And probably after a workout.

– There may be indignant tears in his eyes when he confronts them.

– Probably ends their relationship. However…if they come back into his life after a time, as a changed person, he might consider rekindling their relationship. Maybe.

Naki

– though it’s not healthy, Naki will try to threaten and perhaps attack his s/o’s lover right then and there (not his s/o, though).

– his s/o will then have to calm him down, and for them he’ll stop attacking.

– he’ll then sob about his broken heart and take months to recover.

– because though he’s an idealist who considers keeping the relationship, Miza and others will advise against it, and he’ll eventually listen to them.

Headcanons for Uta’s S/O who is stronger than him.

– He has occasionally feigned illness just so they can carry him in their ripped arms. They know he’s malingering, but they kinda enjoy carrying him, too.

– They’ve definitely had competitions for who can morph their kagune into the most shapes in a limited time. Uta probably forced Yomo and Itori to judge.

– Uta brags about them to the clowns all the time.

– Uta has occasionally tried to bribe them to kill Arima for Yomo. But since they are also smart, they have no desire to screw with CCG, though, and especially not Arima.

– If they ever did face Arima, Uta would probably either take bets if he was having a good day, or if he felt sad/lonely that day, drag them away lest he lose them.

– Though his S/O isn’t very into the clowns activities, they usually linger where his mischief is happening just in case they need to rescue him.

– They definitely accompanied Uta, and even encouraged, his desire to save Yomo from Dragon-Neki.

– Uta is very needy and honest with them, because he knows they’re strong enough to handle his issues. This has resulted in many a late-night cuddle session.

Hi, could you write about a drunk Nico. Please and thank you.

– drunk Nico rarely happens, but when it does, you can directly correlate her frequency of giggles with how tipsy she is.

– drunk Nico will absolutely try to seduce whomever she perceives as the hardest-to-seduce man around. This is how she befriended Yamori.

– Occasionally, Roma has hauled her ass back home and called for backup when Nico decides to sleep on the sidewalk (usually Itori, sometimes Uta. Souta has always refused).

– drunk Nico once told a human she was a ghoul, and that’s the only time Souta showed up – as CCG – to save them.

– hungover Nico is very apologetic and weepy. Uta likes hungover Nico, who once confessed her entire life story to him. He’s kept most of it private.

– drunk Nico rambles a lot about Christmas. She loves giving and receiving gifts. And the lights! Twinkling lights!

– Under no circumstances should drunk Nico EVER pass by a makeup store. This is how she first got on CCG’s radar, when she was still a teenager herself. She robbed everyone by declaring she was a ghoul, then stealing hundreds of lipsticks and eyeshadow kits.

Hi it’s me again!! I was wondering if you could do some valentine hcs for Tsukiyama, Yomo and Uta and the so is a human!! Thank you and happy Valentines Day!!!!

❤ Happy belated Valentine’s Day to you, too, lovely!

Tsukiyama

– Valentine’s Day with Tsukiyama is ETRA.

– he showers them in chocolate. They have to eat it because he can’t.

– Probably takes them to a very fancy restaurant and enjoys watching them eat and, of course, talking to them.

– They then go to a play, preferably Shakespeare. Throughout the day, he keeps giving them more jewelry.

– “You know I love you, right?” they ask, and he does. Shuu protests that he merely wants to display his love through gifts, and they whisper in his ear that they’d like to give him a gift, too.

– He takes them back to his mansion, where they drink coffee and have sweetheart time.

Yomo

– They probably were bustling about their day when Yomo appears with a single red rose for them.

– He takes them in his arms and whispers “Happy Valentine’s Day” in their ears.

– Their heart is touched, because Yomo isn’t outwardly sentimental.

– Their gift to him is probably an etching of Edgar Allen Poe’s “The Raven.” When he unwraps it, his eyes widen and he clutches it to his chest. When he murmurs “thank you,” his voice is ragged with emotion.

– Tells them how much he loves them, over and over and over, as they spend the night snuggling.

Uta

– “Happy Valentine’s Day, babe,” he says casually as they walk into HySy.

– Uses his kagune to make three of him. Each kagune clone makes his s/o solve a riddle before giving them a little trinket.

– They, however, just want Uta. They tackle him with kisses, and he willingly obliges.

– They spend their day making creepy sculptures and paintings they both love (if his S/o is not good at art, Uta is a patient teacher).

– probably spend the evening up to some mischief.

Can I get a sick day Clown scenario? I’m a bit under the weather. Thank you!

Awwww feel better soon. ❤ ❤ ❤

“I’m positively dying,” Itori complains, flopping onto her sofa.

“Itori, you have a cold,” Souta says, crossing his arms. “I don’t feel bad for you.”

“Uta, he’s being mean to me,” whines Itori.

“There, there, it’s okay.” Roma holds out a glass of water, and Nico begins to braid Itori’s hair.

“See, they’re nice, brat,” Itori mumbles to Souta. He merely laughs, until Uta glares at him.

“Okay, okay. I’ll stop.” He holds up his hands.

“Do you want me to administer last rites?” Donato asks dryly.

“There are two types of people,” Nico sings, pointing to Souta and Donato.

“See, the clowns can even make a cold fun.” Uta pats Itori’s shoulder.

“I hope Souta gets it next.”

“I’m sticking far across the room, dear.” Souta scoots into the corner.

“Let’s watch a horror movie.” Roma grins as Itori perks up.

They settle in, and Itori’s mind forgets she feels like death the entire time.

“Good choice,” Nico tries to say, but her throat is scratchy. She frowns.

“And you thought I was being stupid!” Souta yells.

“I still do,” Nico whispers. Shit. She’s really sick, isn’t she.

“Uta, I’m going to request you make us all plague masks,” Donato mutters.

What about single parent Uta and his kid is a quiet little geeky thing who looks up to and loves their weird badass dad and wants to be just like him but, nah, too shy.

This went in an more angsty direction than originally intended. O__O

“Dad?”

Uta turns towards the door where his beloved child usually sleep. But even though it’s the earliest hour of the morning, right now they peek out at him.

“Hey there,” he says, bustling closer. “Did I wake you?”

“No, I was just waiting for you to get home.” They squint up at their father’s face, because of course they can’t see him clearly without their glasses. They giggle. “I like your suit.”

Uta smooths his striped coat and zebra-patterned pants. “Thank you, dear.”

“Can I have a glass of water?”

“I’ll even let you have an eye as a snack. Midnight snacking is a thing,” Uta says, ruffling their hair. He hears their feet padding after him to the kitchen and hopes they don’t ask him more about his day. He loves being in the thick of things, in the middle of an Aogiri raid on a CCG raid of the auction he hosted, but he always feels empty afterwards.

But this child right here, he muses as he hands them a green eye – their favorite kind – they’re not exciting. They’re gentle and sweet and kind and dorky.

“Thanks, Dad.” They smile and lean into their father. “When I grow up, I’m gonna stay out late and be just like you.”

Uta can’t help but wonder if his victims tonight, if they felt this way once. “[Name], be just like yourself instead. You’re enough.”

He holds them close, and in this moment he feels closer to full than he’s felt in any battle.

Uta, Shuu, Yomo find baby photos of their s/o

Uta

– He’s fascinated. Ghouls don’t usually keep baby albums, so this is a first for him.

– Has fun flipping through your album. He laughs at some of your crazier dress-up photos, and he’ll definitely tease you for days.

– “Who would have guessed this rambunctious kid would grow into such an amazing adult?”

– You start, because Uta doesn’t get sentimental often. So you kiss him slowly to remind him how amazing you think he is.

Tsukiyama Shuu

– He squeals the moment he finds your photo.

– dances around, clutching it to his heart and singing about how ADORABLE you were while you beg him to just let you see which one it is!

– like, you’re so adorable he “should marry you right now.”

Yomo Renji

– regards your silly photo silently as his finger traces over it, thoughtful as ever.

– “You were a cute kid. You’re even cuter now.”

– You give him the photo, and he regrets that he has no baby photos to give you.

– “It’s okay,” you tell him, “we can make our own baby photos.”

– It takes a moment for the words to register, and then he blushes fiercely.

Can i request some fluffy first time with Uta, Tsukiyama, Naki and their shy human s/o who’s still a virgin?

Uta

– He probably suggested sex, but he’s definitely determined to make sure they are ready and truly want to do this.

– is smooth, and focuses on pleasuring his S/O before himself. He wants to make their first time memorable.

– probably teases them the entire time.

– He’s a very gentle lover their first time. Lots of encouragement and praise for them, between his teasing.

Tsukiyama

– Appoints himself their teacher immediately, but won’t bring up sex until they suggest it.

– To the surprise of no one, probably, he suggests oral sex first to make sure they’re comfortable with being touched there. And definitely swoons with how delicious they are.

– probably takes them to the swankiest hotel in Tokyo.

– Emphasizes foreplay.

Naki

– Is probably a virgin himself and confused when they explain that first times are regarded as a Thing

– Is super excited that they get to do it together. Like, quivers with excitement.

– Might accidentally go too fast, but is very sensitive to any sort of physical or verbal cues from his partner.

– He’s complimentary the entire time, and probably cries with happiness during it.