Itori falls in love with a human woman and she’s awful at hiding it from Yomo and Uta

“You keep smelling like lavender,” Uta says as he sips a cup of coffee.

“I ate someone with perfume,” Itori replies, busying herself behind the counter of Helter Skelter

“I bet you did, over and over,” Uta says smoothly.

Yomo chokes on his own coffee.

“What the hell, Uta?” Itori slaps his shoulder.

Yomo grabs her wrist, revealing a purple splotch on her shoulder.

“Ah-ha,” Uta says, cackling.

“It’s a bruise!”

“We know,” Yomo grumbles. He really should derive more joy from teasing Itori. For revenge.

Uta leans forward. “I’ve always wondered, do humans taste better when you -”

“Uta, we all know you’ve slept with humans before, too,” Yomo shoots back, clapping a hand over Uta’s mouth.

“Aw, Ren, you’re being so nice,” Itori purrs. “Not that I’m seeing anyone. But if you thought I was.”

Yomo lifts an eyebrow at her boldfaced life. “You have ten seconds to spill name, address, job, and all required approval information, or I’ll let Uta ask the questions.”

Headcanons for: What if Furuta and Uta like the same human s/o?

– Prepare yourself, because there’s going to be a battle.

– Nico gets the human popcorn equivalent, Itori blood wine, and Roma films. Donato stands back, shaking his head.

– Uta remains calm and collected. Ever smooth, he tries to engage them in discussions of art and philosophy.

– Furuta is slick, but a bit less so than Uta. He’s going to try to hold their hand, or accidentally brush against their arm, and this desperation probably shows.

– Ultimately, the results depends on whether the human likes in-your-face danger or hidden danger more.

– If Uta gains their trust, Furuta will probably have a tantrum and sulk for a night. Then he’ll show up in the morning pretending it never happened.

– If Furuta winds up with them, Uta will shrug and eat more eyes. Maybe he’ll go vent to Yomo.

– If the human turns down them both, Uta will suggest they kiss each other instead. 😉

Reactions of Tsukiyama, Uta, Ayato and Yomo when someone calls them ugly. (sorry for my bad english)

Tsukiyama

– He will sob hysterically, on his knees, once he’s alone.

– In the meantime, he will poke fun at their clothing or hair or…something. But if they’re not actually ugly, he won’t call them ugly.

Uta

– He’s hurt, but used to being judged on his appearance.

– Probably jokes with the insulter about what they consider pretty, or if they find him a magnetic kind of ugly.

Ayato

– “The fuck did you just say?”

– Appalled. Absolutely. Appalled.

– Probably splutters out what’s supposed to be an insult but is actually just really funny and nonsensical.

Yomo

– “Okay.” Stares at them. He might be hurting internally, but like hell is he gonna show it.

– Will probably want to ask for reassurances from Itori and Uta, but hesitate to bring it up because Itori will surely tease him.

Could i get Naki, Uta, Shuu, Yomo and Tatara’ s reactions to their s/o asking them to inpregnate them?

Naki

– Naki.exe has ceased to function

– YOU WANT A BABY? he screams. When you nod, he’s so excited he, er, has problems lovemaking.

– after patiently encouraging him, you decide to try again. 🙂

Uta

– cue mischievous grin. “You’re sure you’re ready for mini-me’s?”

– “I hope you’re ready then.” *aggressively pulls you into bed*.

– may worry afterwards about what a bad father he’d be, and need comfort.

Tsukiyama Shuu

– has been waiting for just this moment.

– waxes poetic about what great parents the two of them would be.

– probably asks you to make him a father as he, er, finishes.

Yomo Renji

– he is flattered and yet concerned. He never imagined he’d be a father.

– Gets very emotional and weepy.

– sweeps you in those strong arms of his before beginning.

Tatara

– have you ever seen Tatara blush before? Well, now you have.

– “Uh, hon, I think there’s practical things we need to discuss more.”

– “Like you being the co-leader of a terrorist organization?” you retort. “We can keep our kid safe. You know you can.”

– This brings up feelings of inadequacy for failing to protect his brother, which you will have to work through.

Yomo, Naki, Uta, Shuu and Furuta end up having to spend quality time with their human girlfriend’s dad, what happens? (That or family reunion)

OMG.

Yomo

– is more quiet than normal. He realizes he’s an imposing figure even without the dad knowing he’s a ghoul, and he doesn’t want the dad to worry, because he’d never hurt his beloved.

– Wins over the dad by brewing special coffee.

– The dad probably relaxes a bit by the knowledge that Yomo can probably protect his little girl while she lives in a dangerous section of Tokyo.

Naki

– He chatters wayyyyy too much.

– His literacy does concern the dad, but these concerns ease when the Dad realizes his daughter is happy with Naki.

– Naki’s sweet heart, which includes praising his girlfriend’s mom and loving their pets, eventually wins over the Dad.

Uta

– Okay, he prepares himself to be rejected immediately due to his tattooed goth appearance.

– To his surprise, the Mom is completely welcoming…but the dad, to his unsurprise, is appalled.

– After consulting with his girlfriend and their Mom, he realizes that the Dad is nervous because he was once very much a bad boy like Uta.

– Uta then approaches him to discuss things honestly. “I realize I’m not who you expected, but I do love her.”

– Her Dad admires Uta’s frankness, and after their conversation, everything goes smoothly.

Tsukiyama

– The zeal with which Tsukiyama treats his girlfriend is enough to win any parent’s heart.

– Tsukiyama extravagantly compliments the family, which further endears him.

– His girlfriend’s dad realizes quickly that Shuu is not straight, and that’s a further plus. Because, surprise! His girlfriend was raised by two dads.

– He fits right in, and both dads secretly begin plotting a wedding. It gets even crazier when they meet Mirumo.

Furuta

– Is Fruit-chan nervous? teases his girlfriend.

– No, Furuta lies. His girlfriend gives him a knowing glare before settling his stomach butterflies with a lingering kiss. Just be yourself.

– But it’s real awkward to realize you betrayed your ghoul crush and killed your human girlfriend, and now you’re meeting a normal family. Furuta hastily explains this to his girlfriend, and so now his girlfriend has to explain that he deserves happiness and she loves him regardless.

– Eventually, when he realizes this is another challenge to overcome, a game of sorts, Furuta gets through their meeting, and honestly the family quite likes his charming nature.

– The Dad pulls him aside, however, to assure Furuta that he will be slowly tortured to death should he ever hurt his daughter.

– Furuta’s scared but amused. On the way home, he grows reflective, and and his girlfriend decide to give Ami’s family some closure by directing police towards her body.

TG wonder trio (Yomo, Uta, Itori) with a figure skating so

I hope you enjoyed the Winter Olympics? 😀 Yuzuru Hanyu and Shoma Uno’s routines were breathtaking, as was Evgenia Mendeveva’s. ❤

Yomo

– That thick jacket comes in handy for all the time he spends in the skating rink.

– his s/o definitely pressured him into watching Yuri on Ice! He loved it and cried at the kiss scene.

– His s/o likes to go to casual outdoor skating rinks in the winter, in disguise. They drag him along and try to teach him to skate as people wobble by, entirely unaware that one of Japan’s best is skating next to them. It’s great and romantic for Yomo.

Uta

– Insists on helping design their costumes. His s/o therefore usually winds up performing to darker themes.

– Brags about them constantly.

– Occasionally dons skates to try to skate with them during practice. He’s terrible, but his s/o has lots of fun.

– shows up for every practice and every competition, without fail.

Itori

– Insists on helping choreograph their routines.

– Her s/o dared to perform a routine as a ghoul, and Itori was both earnestly enthusiastic and worried for the ensuing controversy.

– Her s/o cites their girlfriend as inspiration, but refuses to give Itori’s name to protect her. There’s quite a media storm to figure out who the mysterious girlfriend is, to the endless amusement of Itori and her s/o.

Naki and Uta being alone on Valentine’s Day please.

Uta

– Uta drowns himself in artwork and tries not to think that if he was just bold enough with Yomo, he’d have a date.

– The masks he works on look like really a messed-up, creepy queen-of-hearts.

– He goes to bed early ands ll in all, tries to convince himself he’s enjoyed his relaxing day.

– He’s actually just really lonely and sad. He pulls out his phone to get Yomo…then hesitates, and ultimately doesn’t send it. 😦

Naki

– Is fine, because he thinks Valentine’s Day is about all love, not just romantic, right?

– So he decorates a little Memorial for Yamori, and invites all the White Suits – and Miza.

– They eat frozen hearts and cut out paper hearts, and in the end, they wind up memorializing everyone they’ve lost. It’s all very cathartic, and after this, becomes a Valentine’s Day tradition among Aogiri.

– Naki is very proud of this.

Can you do another yomo itori Uta friendship scenario ?

Certainly, Nonny-Mouse.

“Uta, fetch your boy,” Itori commands as she slouches over in front of the bar at Helter Skelter.

“Itori, you’re still hungover,” Uta warns her.

“I don’t care. Active – moving – that the cure.” Itori stumbles to her feet despite her screaming headache. “You and Ren are coming shopping with me.”

“If you make us stand around while you try out lingerie again…”

“That was years ago, Uta.” Itori snaps her fingers. “We’re going book shopping today. And, er, whatever else you want. Go get Renji.”

Uta returns half an hour later with Yomo, who is aggressively sipping coffee in preparation for whatever adventure Itori has devised. Wordless as always, he hands her a black coffee.

“You’re the best, you know that, Ren?” Itori gulps down the coffee. “Ooh, it burns.”

“It’s hot,” Yomo says.

“I know that! I like it scalding!” She swats his shoulder. “Let’s go!”

“You need a coat – it’s cold today,” Yomo tries.

“Don’t bother,” Uta says with a laugh. “This is gonna be fun.”

“Uh-huh.” Yomo raises an eyebrow as Itori drags them to the largest bookstore in the 20th ward. Few know it, but Itori has a hobby of reading dozens of history books and pointing out contradictions in them. Uta has transformed watching her rant about history into a sport.

And as they walk arm-in-arm, the three of them, lonely Uta and wild Itori and reserved Yomo, they all feel somehow like they belong.

How would Uta, Tsukiyama, Yomo, Tatara react if the person they’re crushing on is currently taken and their crush is totally aware of their feelings?

Uta

– simmers a bit, then complains to Itori and Yomo.

– Itori tells all the clowns. This gives Uta something new to worry about.

– He knows his crush might be somewhat uncomfortable around him, so he tries to avoid them. But in situations he can’t avoid, he kinda likes the discomfort.

Tsukiyama

– He feels mocked every time he sees his crush now.

– Cries hysterically to Kanae and Matsumae.

– Definitely tries to forget his feelings by throwing himself into dating other people.

Yomo

– He’s disquieted, of course, and tries to give his crush some distance.

– If they are happy in their relationship, he is genuinely happy for them, if sad for himself.

– Still maintains a casual friendship with them, and occasionally looks out for them.

Tatara

– Internally enraged every time he sees his crush interacting with their partner.

– He knows that’s unhealthy, so he fumes to Eto.

– While Eto totally suggests breaking them up, Tatara wouldn’t. But he might just casually wait to see what happens, and secretly hope for another chance.

Can you please do Uta, Itori, x Yomo comforting a sobbing so?

Uta

– He really didn’t think his s/o would ever be this upset.

– Immediately drops what he’s doing to scramble to their side.

– May tickle or tease them until they smile. And then they’ll have a long conversations, and he’ll hold them the entire time.

Itori

– Has a handkerchief (yes, a handkerchief) ready for this scenario. Finally, she can use it.

– “What’s wrong? Who do you need me to murder?”

– Pulls out a bottle of wine or blood wine (depending on if s/o is human), and as soon as there’s a break between tears demands to know what’s going on.

– “I love you, and no matter what, I’m on your side,” she assures before they begin.

Yomo

– Holds them. Perhaps pulls them into his lap and lets them sob across his chest.

– He knows they’ll talk to them when they’re ready, so for now he just lets them cry and occasionally murmurs comforting phrases.