I love pregnancy angst too. Can I get some Uta x ghoul s/o pregnancy angst ? Maybe him finding out in a really bad way and she’s part of the clowns but doesn’t want to stop their plans even tho it’s dangerous for the baby

Set right before Re: 168.

Donato’s actions are slightly based on Eto’s in @hamliet‘s “The (Mis)Adventures of Goat,” because, let’s be real, both of them would enjoy spoiling news for happy couples.

“Wow, fornication in addition to murder, Uta?” Donato sniffs Uta’s S/O and chuckles.

“Huh?” For a moment, Uta stares at his S/O, who avoids his gaze.

“Oh my,” purrs Nico, loving every second of angst.

Itori sidles up to S/O and inhales deeply. “Holy shit.”

“You – you can’t be serious.” S/O looks terrified. She grabs Itori’s hands to keep from doubling over.

Uta keeps staring at her. He can’t believe this. He’s lived years and years and slept with – well, many – people. And he’s never had a scare before.

But from Donato’s mirth, this isn’t even a scare.

He steps closer. “Are you …”

“We,” Itori corrects.

“I don’t know.” S/O’s voice shakes. Her voice never shakes. She’s unwavering, unshakeable…

“You should go.” Nico pats S/O’s shoulder. “We can control the Owl from here.”

“I’m not going anywhere!” There she is, the ghoul Uta knows and – and loves. She shoves Nico back. “We can figure this out later, right, Uta?”

“Of course,” he says smoothly, even though he’s screaming inside. Does he even want this?

And suddenly, Donato yelps as his foster son slams him to the ground. S/O falls back into Uta, her forehead cut.

Not badly. But when her blood stains Uta, he wonders if he’s finally feeling fear.

And then Uta whirls around to find himself face-to-face with Yomo.

His best friend, the friend he’d love to tell his news to and panic to, glowers at him. “Uta. I’ve never understood you, but I’m going to stop you.”

Uta knocks his S/O back, into Nico and Itori’s arms. His best friend can’t know, but if – if CCG wins – his S/O and – and their – fuck – their baby – could die. What if they try to turn her into a science experiment?

Uta’s heart constricts. He can’t let that happen. So he forces a grin on his face. “Okay.”

It’s my birthday soooo can i request some headcanons for Uta and his human s/o ? ;w;

Happy birthday!!!!

– Uta will either just slip in his ghoul nature during a casual dinner (which definitely involves him eating food he shouldn’t), or he’ll wait for his s/o to confront him. And then remark “Darling, weren’t the eyes a dead giveaway?”

– He’ll probably ask if he can tattoo them. He’ll understand if not, and if they’re afraid of needles, he will definitely tease them.

– He’ll affectionally nickname them his Little Muse.

– Itori insists on meeting his S/O at once, and Uta is very nervous introducing them to Yomo, because it’s important that Yomo approve.

– He’ll wait to introduce his S/O to the clowns, and his S/O will probably have to sneak to a clown meeting or something.

– Uta probably does not wait for sex. He’s down to sleep with his S/O immediately, even before they’re officially dating. But if his S/O is more reserved, he’ll respect that, because Uta is not a pushy person.

– Although he’s not much for cuddles, he’s very into tricking his S/O into cuddling sessions that immediately turn into tickle fights or other pranks.

What are the Clowns reactions to Nico coming out as trans? :)

– Donato probably just shrugs. He’s not surprised at all. He may ask an inappropriate question about transitioning. -__-

– Roma cheers her on. She’s been waiting for Nico to come out to the rest of the clowns for, well, forever.

– Itori is thrilled to have another female member of the team. She sasses Uta about it.

– Uta, like Donato, is not the least bit surprised. But he’ll create a beautiful new mask for his quasi-sister to show his support.

– Souta may be mildly uncomfortable because of his family’s pretty well-documented hypermasculinity. But he won’t treat Nico any differently, and he’ll try to push those Washuu poisons from his mind.

– Nico, knowing her, will probably tease Souta about having some flavor of transphobic upbringing, and they’ll get along just fine after he realizes she’s not going to hate him for another Washuu problem.

Crack request: Uta/Renji/Arima/Tsukiyama all fighting over Take

CANON.

“Arima! You’re alive!” Hirako Take gasps as V dissipates, leaving the dead garden children crawling out of the earth. It would be creepy, but Take can see the recognition in Hairu and Arima’s eyes.

“Wait, wait, wait. No.” Tsukiyama jumps between Take and Arima. “Boy is mine. We bonded over Hajime Hazuki.”

“You stole my sister, now I’m stealing your boyfriend,” Yomo shoots back, uncharacteristically angry for Yomo. He grabs Take’s hand.

“Cheating after I saved your life? Renji, Renji, don’t you know Take Hirako has been mine from the start?” No-Face saunters forward.

“Wait.” Arima speaks slowly. “I came back from the dead for Take.”

“I forgave you for Take,” Yomo replies.

Tsukiyama stomps his foot. “I helped him in Goat!”

“So did Renji,” Uta replies with a shimmy. “And Take and I are destined to battle to the death.”

“I thought that was me?” Yomo crosses his arms.

“Take chooses to raise my newly resurrected garden children with however many of you are willing,” says Hirako.

“Wait, you let them die?” Arima looks horrified.

In honor of National Trans Day of Visiblity / International Transgender Day of Visibility, any gender identity headcanons for the TG cast?

– I get the reasoning for saying Mutsuki isn’t trans – apparently he’s still using female pronouns now? – but I really hope he is.

– I believe Nico is canonically trans, but for anyone who doubts this, I will insist that she is a woman until I die. And she probably had a really hard time before the clowns, being both a ghoul and trans, until the clowns welcomed her as she was.

– Karren questioned her gender a lot, and while she eventually decided she was female, she gives a giant middle finger to gender stereotypes and probably wouldn’t return to women’s clothing anytime soon.

– Suzuya is a man. He knows this, and he still doesn’t give a shit about wearing dresses and makeup at times. Because fuck gender roles – they’re nonsense. He eventually gets his entire squad to wear dresses on days off. It’s great.

– While Uta is cisgender, he has totally explored drag.

– Tanakamaru Mougan. What if Mougan is a tragically closeted transgender female? Whose emphasis on manliness and muscle is just a facade? And Aura Kiyoko is the only one who knows…and they’re secretly in love…but they hide it because CCG would disapprove of literally everything…

Can you write a scenario with Uta and his girlfriend when she lying him that she went out with friend, but actually she was in a coffeshop with a boy. But this “boy” was actually Uta, who changed his face, so he could test her. (sorry for my bad english)

Your English is good!

Uta smiles from beneath the face kagune that definitely isn’t him. He smiles because if he doesn’t, he’ll scream enough to split in two.

His girlfriend, the lover he’s told things he hasn’t even told Yomo and Itori, is cheating on him. She told him she was meeting a friend, but she’s actually meeting a boy. Only the boy is him this time.

He leans in closer, his fingers moving to her arm. She frowns and stands abruptly. “I think we’re done here.”

Uta watches her saunter out of the shop, feeling empty inside. Maybe he’ll just stop taking her calls. Maybe that will be troll-like enough for vengeance.

He knows he should laugh it off, but he can’t just yet.

But he’s hardly expecting her to be standing outside his home.

“And here I thought you were out with a friend,” he says, feigning surprise.

“And here I thought you were at work.” She grins, all sweet and sugary, like the way she drinks her coffee, like she isn’t cheating on him.

“But I guess you were still mask-making anyways,” she murmurs in his ear.

“Huh?” For once in his life, Uta is stunned.

“Ha!” She steps back, laughing with abandon. “I knew it!”

“You knew that was me?” he demands.

“Hon,” she says, in that tone he adores, “I’ve been trying to get you to confess your identity as No-Face for months. So I took drastic measures, told a few lies to scare you, got you suspicious enough to ask me out under another face, and boom! there you are.”

“You’re kidding.” Uta is impressed. And relieved. Like, so relieved he could cry.

“I’m not – pretty smart for a human, eh?” She pokes his nose. “I want you to trust me enough to know your identity. Honesty is so much easier.”

“I’m No-Face,” he says quickly. His head spins.

“I know. But you’re also Uta.” She kisses his lips, tugging him into his apartment. “And there’s a few things I only do with Uta.”

Any general Uta headcanons sfw or nsfw? or just what else he does in his spare time? btw what do you think are some of his fav. bands or singers? I just need more stuff with Uta, im not picky at this point, just desperate lol

– Uta probably likes cinematic music. Two Steps from Hell, Audiomachine, We are All Astronauts, etc.

– He also likes Sigur Rós.

– He will, however, cave to pop music if Beyoncé is played. He made Yomo sit through Lemonade twice in one night.

– In his spare time, he trolls people. Though not online, because he prefers to troll in person.

– NSFW is that he’s super adventurous. Name it, he’s probably done it.

– Are there hidden tattoos in his less public parts? Absolutely.

– He is a sucker for vampire romance. He finds it hilarious, and will spend his life searching for a truly great vampire romance.

Headcanons of Nico spending time with her family 🙊💓

– Assuming Nico’s family is the clowns: she and Itori have fabulous fashion shows. Roma and Uta judge.

– Nico loves fixing Roma’s makeup and outfits.

– Nico has scolded Donato for eating children. Itori eventually backed her up.

– Souta and Nico once made out whilst drunk. It was weird, but Souta assured them it was perfectly normal for his family. That did not make things less weird.

– Nico loves Sunday brunch with her family.

– She remembers everyone’s birthday and always buys them gifts.

– Nico has a lower back tattoo of a dove that she persuaded Uta to give her.

Headcanons for Ayato, Renji, Uta and Tsukiyama when they fall in love with investigator.

Kirishima Ayato

– he probably got close to you for information on CCG.

– God dammit, feelings! he growls to himself as he finds himself drawn back to you.

– He’ll try to direct Aogiri and Goat away from you. But it might take you confronting him for him to confess.

– From there, if you’re too principled to change, you regretfully part ways. But if you’re willing to help Aogiri, you and Ayato could have a long romance ahead of you.

Yomo Renji

– Falling in love was an accident. He probably didn’t realize you were an investigator at first.

– Once he discovered who you were, he resigned himself to pining.

– But you begin to notice the ghoul guardian who always seems to beat the ghouls before you can.

– you track him down. He opens the door to his small room, tousled and expecting Uta, to see you standing there. No briefcase, because you just want to talk.

– This is how your passionate romance begins.

Uta

– probably drops in his identity as “No-Face” in the middle of dinner.

– You immediately notice he isn’t eating.

– he totally got close to you for fun, but he truly loves you now, he assures you.

– but he understands if you don’t want to see him again.

– You probably reply that the eyes were a dead giveaway. With Uta, you’re not surprised at all.

– Commence the romance of your life.

Tsukiyama Shuu

– You got close to him because you suspected him of being the Gourmet.

– He was smitten, but confused by his unwillingness to eat you.

– You’re probably in his bedroom for another night of passion when you break down and tell him who you really are, and that you can’t hurt him any longer.

– He’ll certainly forgive you, and probably find you even more attractive now. He’ll also joke about who is the hunter and the hunted, because he’s Tsukiyama.

Why do I love angst so much? Some Uta X Yomo as a couple angst? Maybe set pre cannon but after their teen years

We all love angst. Join the angst party.

Yomo glances at his phone. Itori had given him no other indications besides an address in the fourth ward.

He arrives in the back alley to see Uta knocked against the concrete, surrounded by half a dozen thugs. Ghoul thugs, mind you; Uta could surely handle humans.

“What’s going on?” Yomo demands.

“Aw, has your boyfriend come to save you?” mocks one. Uta doesn’t respond.

“What’s going on is your boy is no longer in charge of the fourth ward. Not after all those investigators got called down here,” snaps the largest one.

“And we’re making sure he doesn’t come back,” adds the first.

Yomo eyes him.

“So Uta likes the strong, silent type?” tries another.

Yomo stays quiet. But in the dark they see his kakugans glowing.

The largest lunges at him, and Yomo easily knocks him into the wall.

“Ow!”

“Let’s get out of here,” says the first nervously.

The assholes run away, and Yomo scrambles to help Uta up.

“I’m fine. Just weak. Losing my leadership. Again.” Uta laughs bleakly, shrugging off Yoyo’s assistance.

“Again?” Yomo wonders.

“It doesn’t matter. I could have killed them all.” Uta smiles thinly. “I should have.”

“Then why didn’t you? What were you afraid of?” Yomo wonders.

Uta wants to tell Yomo everything he knows, but he can’t. Some things belong forgotten. “I don’t know.”

“On the bright side,” Uta says suddenly, “I’m now free of the ward. I can start that Mask Studio I’ve always wanted. And…I can devote more time to you.”

Yomo turns around, only to be met with Uta’s lips.

“They’re right,” he whispers, hoping that his love will cover his secrets, that his love will render him less alone, “I do like the strong, silent type.”