1/2 Okay can you write a scenario of next chapter when Yomo arrives back at the bureau late with Uta and Itori. While Touka is scolding Yomo (and getting aggressive looks from Take for bringing No Face), she notices that Uta, who isn’t wearing a shirt, has a bite mark on his shoulder. She takes a sniff and Yomo smells kinda like Uta. She tells him to take his jacket off – to which he gives her a condescending look, but after she presses, he does it and it appears that

2/2 he has a bite mark too and it takes a second for her (and others eg Ayato, Kaneki, etc) to process before overreacting a little.

Okay Nonny-Mouse, I died a little inside reading this. Love it. 

“Uta, are you okay?” Touka gasps at the raw bite on his shoulder. That will scar. For sure. 

“Uh, why is No-Face here?” Take points at Uta, who waves.

“You don’t wanna know,” Itori whispers, a mischievous grin on her shirt. “You don’t wanna sniff it, either.”

“How do you know it’s me if I don’t have a face?” Uta drawls. Touka bends forward to sniff. 

Take growls as Yomo says, “He’s my friend.”

Touka’s face turns green.

Take blanches. “How?” 

“Uncle Yomo, are you hurt, too? I think you should remove your jacket,” Touka says nervously.

Yomo pales. “It’s fine.”

“I think he’s definitely hurt,” Itori cheers.

“Renji, we don’t need you nearly dying again,” Take says. “Take it off.”

Yomo’s face is red as he unbuttons his jacket. He slides it off to reveal an identical mark to Uta’s.

Itori begins clapping.

“You got married?!” Touka shouts. “In the middle of battle?!” 

“I might be pregnant, too,” says Uta. Touka smacks him right in his bite. “Husband, your niece is beating me.”

Uta and Furuta s/o type? What kind of person can attract their interest?

Uta

– An artsy person, probably with an interest in tattoos. I don’t think he’d spend much time caring about gender. 

– alternatively, anyone with an interesting, paradoxical personality. See: a strong raven with a tender heart.

– He needs someone who will give him fun reactions to his teasing. 

– He’d think someone kindhearted, who encourages him to better himself and give a damn about others, the worst kind of partner. And by ‘worst,’ I mean, that would also make him love them more. 

Furuta

– He wants a beautiful, strong, sassy woman. So he can dominate them, or so he tells himself (I think this is canon?).

– Furuta, however, will pursue any type to prove he can. It’s a game to him.

– For Furuta to truly fall in love, his partner would have to have significant emotional intelligence. Enough to see past his facade to his deeply wounded, depressed heart, and to respond with love. 

– They would probably need to summon that sass to call him on all of his behaviors, too. Even though he claims he hates that, he secretly treasures that someone actually *sees* who he really is.

– He probably wants someone with a hearty sex drive? But if he really loved someone, he wouldn’t pressure them if they weren’t comfortable, of course. Because he would never want to be like Tsuneyoshi. 

In light of the beauty that was the latest chapter(171) can we get some juicy utaren headcanons? ps you are so talented and I love your writing!!

Thank you so much, Nonny Mouse, my dear…

– It’s canon that Yomo and Uta at least made out during him carrying Uta after the chapter.

– Their first kiss, was, naturally, the first time he carried Uta. Only this chapter Yomo initiated, but Uta did the original time.

– Thus, their kiss was full of love and nostalgia. 

– Uta then asked Yomo if he’d like to make a baby of their own, to which sincere Yomo responded “But we don’t have…UTA!”

– Uta: *feigns tears* I think making love would make me feel a lot better.

– Yomo: we’re in an emergency here.

– Uta: that’s the best time. *kisses yomo with renewed passion*

– Itori appears and promises to keep watch/stop all mischief while Yomo and Uta have their moment in an abandoned building. 

– Yomo is embarrassed, but he and Uta totally go for it. 😉 

Kinda spoiler-ish to latest chapter, but can I request Uta’s gf’s reaction when Yomo carries Uta back to them after their fight, all beat up? I’m on mobile, so I can’t see whether or not this is agreeable with the rules. Btw, love your blog so so much!

Thank you!!!

“Uta, what the hell?” His GF rushes out of their apartment. “Renji, what happened?”

“He tried to eat me,” Yomo says simply.

Her expression sinks. “Uta.”

“Are you surprised?” Uta asks weakly as she leads him into their apartment, where Renji places him on the couch.

“Just disappointed,” she quips, grabbing a jar of eyes. “No, wait, you don’t deserve treats for this.”

“[Name]! I’m injured!” Uta whines.

“I love you, dear, so you’re eating healthy.” She pulls a heart out of their fridge. “Chew on this.”

“Can’t I at least have the fatty liver?”

“Nope.” She scowls, and Uta dutifully begins to eat. 

“Don’t say it,” he says between bites.

“Say what?” Yomo looks confused.

“I told you so!” she shouts then, pointing at Yomo. “I told you he could beat you, and I told you the Clowns weren’t a good choice, and I told you to stay home tonight!”

“I like her,” Yomo says.

Can I get some SFW and NSFW poly HC for Itori Uta and Yomo? I love the idea of them 3 together so I might ask for a scenario later 🤔

Ask away. ❤

SFW

– Itori is communications director. She initiates any emotional conversations because Lord knows Uta and Yomo won’t.

– Yomo is the romantic. He will bring flowers and make breakfast in bed for his husband and wife.

– Uta begs the two of his spouses to get matching tattoos with him. Thus far he’s been unsuccessful, but he WAS allowed to design their wedding rings.

– Uta loves introducing them as his wife and husband. Partially because he takes pride in them both, and partially because he likes trolling any bigots in the audience. 

NSFW

– It’s rare that Yomo initiates,  but when he does, there will be a long, passionate night that reaches spiritual levels.

– Itori is usually on top, regardless of position. 

– And believe me, they’ve tried many.

– Uta is fond of using his kagune during sex, but one time he made it look like Yomo, and sex quickly devolved into a tickling contest. 

Uta angst meeting his kid for the first time that he didn’t know he had until he saw his ex walking around the 4th ward one day

Uta doesn’t often do double takes. 

And he never does thirds.

But right now he can’t believe his eyes. That silly human he had dated – the mysterious one, with flowing red hair like a witch and covered in in a labyrinth of tattoos – is back in the 4th ward.

And with them is a child, a toddler of about two. 

He dated them two years ago.

Have they moved on so quick? Or…Uta tries to remain calm. There’s no way the blonde kid is his. Even if they have his color hair.

“Hey, [Name],” he calls out casually.

They look at him, as if they expected this. “Hello, Uta.” They grab their kid’s hand, as if afraid of him. “Uta, this is Sumira. Sumira, this is Uta.”

“Hi,” the child calls cheerfully.

Uta sees a blush on his ex’s face.

“[Name]?” He doesn’t need to ask further. “Are they…”

“They’re part human. A quarter-human, to be exact.” His ex pastes a grin on their face. “Can’t be, I assume, right?”

Uta’s throat dries. So that’s why… “I think you know the answer.”

“I’d rather hear you say it.”

Uta squats down so that he is eye-to-eye with his child. “Sumira, I’m your daddy.”

As the child gasps, he straightens. “Yes, I am a half-ghoul.”

“Daddy?!” The little girl reaches for him, and Uta gingerly lifts her into his arms. An unexpected emotion – peace – floods through his body. 

“She nearly died because you kept it from me,” says his ex.

“Is that why?” Uta holds his breath. 

“Why I left?” His ex sighs. “No. I left to keep them safe. If any of your enemies found out you had a kid…”

“So you didn’t want to leave me?”

“Truthfully, I was pretty pissed you never told me who you were.” They hang their head. 

“Is there any going back?” Uta asks.

“Let’s get coffee,” giggles Sumira in Uta’s ear.

Uta cocks his head at his ex.

They smile. “Let’s start with that. And maybe an origin story.” 

How would youngish (like 22-27 year old) Uta act? He’s already lost a lot of the clowns and opened his mask shop, but kaneki and his whole mess hasn’t happened yet. Is he mad or bored all the time? What does he do besides making masks? Kinda specific but I’m trying to write awkward age Uta and idk who else to help brain storm

– he hangs out with Yomo a lot, and practices his flirting skills 

– Itori often invites them to Helter Skelter. Yomo leaves soon after because “crowds”, but Uta often tears up the dance floor. 

– I sort of feel like he might be the sort to drown his sorrows in casual sex? Partially just because he likes exploring people’s bodies. Despite concerns from Yomo and Itori.

– A lot of his early masks represent defeat and despair. When he slowly matures, they become more hopeful, more unique to the wearer.

– He’s definitely bored, and lonely, but doesn’t like letting people close. Still, Yomo and Itori get into his heart anyways. 

– Yoshimura definitely offers him a position at Anteiku, but Uta turns it down. Still, he enjoys visiting once he realizes Yoshimura doesn’t judge him. 

If the Clowns were cats, what breed and/or color would they be?

*sees cat + clown ask*

*throws aside queue to answer immediately*

Uta – he’s a streetwise mixed black cat and 100% proud of it. 

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Donato Porpora – Russian blue. I have one. They’re amazingly agile and precious. 

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Nico – an expensive, sly Siamese.

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Itori – My vodka aunt is a luxurious, beautiful Himalayan.

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Hoito Roma – Maine Coon. Large playful kakujas of fluff.

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Nimura FURuta – He’s a purebred Bombay to rival Uta’s black street cat.

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oooh, so, could I ask you headcanons for what would make Uta cry? If he have a s/o, or not. I hope it makes sense, English isn’t my first language bc I’m brazillian. AND I LOVE YOUR BLOG, YOU WRITE SOOOOOO GOOD!!!

THANK YOUUUUUUU LOVELY. Your English is great! 

– Basically, Uta would cry after his s/o died. As long as there’s a chance they’re alive, he won’t waste energy on tears, but if they were confirmed dead and their body before him, he would cry.

– he cries silent tears, refusing to break eye contact.

– He might, however, get misty-eyed if he and his s/o had a child.