Tag: uta

When they first found out Ichika-chan could eat human food, Kaneki and Touka were feeding her and tried baby food which went surprisingly well. Once it did and she wanted more, he burst into the cafe (where there was Yomo, Uta, Hide, and Nishiki) and yelled “SHE CAN EAT HUMAN FOOD!!!” and Hide’s first thought was to ask if they could feed her a lemon and film it

I like the way you think. 

The door nearly flies off its hinges. Kaneki stands in the frame, panting, double-over, shaking.

“What’s wrong?!” Nishiki yelps.

“SHE CAN EAT HUMAN FOOD!” He shrieks. Behind him, Touka appears with Ichika in her arms and a dry look on her face.

“That’s what you were freaking out over?” Nishiki snickers.

“That’s wonderful.” Yomo looks like he’s about to die of joy.

“I’m happy for all of you,” Uta says calmly.

“Can we feed her a lemon and film it?” 

Everyone turns, slowly, to Hide, who sips his coffee. “It’d be so funny.”

“Holy shit! Why are there are nine kakugans staring at me!” he shrieks.

“Good!” Yomo bellows.

Touka shakes her fist. 

“I’ll eat more than your face this time,” Kaneki growls.

“Get in line.” Nishiki seethes.

“Uh, I’m her father. I’m first,” Kaneki protests.

But behind all of them, Uta catches Hide’s gaze. He winks, with a slow nod. 

What kind of games would Renji, Kaneki, Touka, Uta, Itori, Nico, Ayato, Hinami and Hide play? How would they react to jumpscares when playibg a scary game? :)

Yomo Renji – has a soft spot for Undertale. Despises jumpscares, but he’ll pretend they don’t bother him.

Uta – he loves strategy, all the strategy. Loves jump scares, too. 

Itori – She loves dark games like Danganronpa. Komaeda is her fave. She is very vocal in her response to jump scares – she curses them with language that stuns even Uta.  

Nico – Has never recovered from Nier Automata. She insists someone hold her while she plays a scary game, so she can grab them when she’s scared. 

Kaneki Ken – visual novels all the way. He hates jump scares. 

Kirishima Touka – she was recently introduced to the Legend of Zelda, and will not stop talking about it. Also fuck jump scares, but she doesn’t get too riled by them. 

Kirishima Ayato – First person shooter games, and Portal. Jumpscares are his weakness, and Hinami has dutifully filmed this for Touka’s viewing pleasure.  

Fueguchi Hinami – Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime is her favorite, and tbh, the more people that play it, the more she loves it. Ayato’s screams when the bugs appear are beautiful. Also, she’s not a fan of jump scares. 

Nagachika Hideyoshi – Mario Kart is his favorite. Watching people fall apart on Rainbow Road is truly a joy for him. Jump scares are the best! 

May I ask for some headcanons for Uta with a curious human SO who asks him to see/touch his kagune?

– Uta is a little surprised, and a little pleased. He’ll probably ask if they’re sure because it’s “dangerous.”

– When his SO responds that the danger is part of the appeal, his excitement grows.

– Uta then teases them that they must really trust him not to eat them. 

– He’ll definitely show off a bit – morphing his kagune into his SO’s form, for example.

– His SO will be enthralled by his kagune, but even more so by his adorable pride in its shapeshifting abilities.

– His SO will undoubtedly tackle him in a kiss at the end. 

– Uta won’t be able to resist asking if they’d like to see another part of him, too, but he won’t be offended if they’re not ready for that yet. 🙂 

How good or disastrous would a day of Itori and Uta watching Ichika be?

10/10 disaster.

10/10 good fun for Ichika, Uta, and Itori though.

The disaster only when Kaneki and Touka come home to find Ichika sipping (very dilute) blood wine, with fake tattoos and fluorescent hair dye.

She’s also wearing Itori’s high-heels. The counter is covered in paint from the drawings Uta has been doing with her. 

While Kaneki wheezes in a corner, Touka calls Yomo and asks him to “collect his trash friends.” Which Uta and Itori take as a compliment.

There isn’t enough love for Itori out there, so may I request she confesses to Uta abd get her hppy ending? Because SHE DAMN WELL DESERVES IT!

Itori deserves the world.

Touka sidles up to Itori. Renji and Uta are snarking off to each other as usual, as Itori sits at the cafe counter with a dreamy expression on her face. 

Touka leans in Itori’s ear. “You should just ask him if he’s a virgin.”

Itori turns her gaze to Touka. “Touka-chan, what are you talking about?”

“You love Uta, right? That’s how I got Kaneki.” Touka wiggles her eyebrows as she pats her protruding stomach.

Itori is never one to feel abashed, but – Touka? Touka, whom she met when Touka was still a child? “Eh…Um…”

Itori clears her throat. “I know damn well he isn’t.”

“Ask.” Touka pouts. “Don’t upset a pregnant lady.”

“When did you get manipulative, you subtle-as-a-sledgehammer ghoul?” Itori sticks out her tongue. But she does rise and sidle up to Uta.

What the hell, right?

She drapes an arm around his shoulders. “Hey, Uta-kun, are you a virgin?”

“Wait…” Uta looks confused, and Renji apoplectic. Fortunately for Itori, Touka guides her uncle away with a satisfied smirk on her face.

“Why are you asking that, and didn’t you catch me with -”

“Shut up.” Itori presses her lips against his.

Uta’s eyes nearly fall out of their sockets. “I see. So that’s how it is.” 

He nearly tackles her in a full-mouth kiss. “How long have you been waiting to tell me?”

“Probably half as long as you, Uta!” Touka calls over. 

He chuckles. “Maybe.” 

“Really?” Itori grins.

“Really.” Uta spins Itori around and kisses her again. 

Why did Uta remove his tattoos HCs?

– There’s only one reason: Yomo hates them.

– Uta, however, being the drama queen that he is, probably responded to Yomo’s discomfort with his tattoo by luring his boyfriend in with a promise to remove them.

– “Okay…” Yomo says, slowly, waiting for the punchline.

– The punchline is Uta probably then chopped off his own arms and let them grow back as “removal.”

– Yomo is horrified and says it doesn’t matter that much.

– Uta: “I know. I just want to force you to take care of me.”

– Yomo turns to stomp away, but then Uta calls out and asks if he’s really going to leave him to Itori’s caretaking. 

– And that’s how Yomo spent a week nursing Uta in bed. 

Headcanons for Shuu, Uta, Kuki, Ayato and Ginshi for their first kiss with their S/O.

Tsukiyama Shuu

– Shuu is an old-fashioned romantic. He’ll take their hands, draw them close, gently lean forward and close his eyes.

– He’ll make sure to do this at sunset and/or in a glamorous location.

– There will be a heavy make-out session. 

Uta

– probably gives s/o a quick peck when s/o least expects it.

– he’ll then slyly ask if they want more. Will he try to seduce them that night too? Probably.

Urie Kuki

– Hey, S/O? You better initiate. Or strongly, strongly hint. 

– When their lips brush his, his heart races, and he grabs them around their waist to pull them nearer.

– It will be closed-mouth, yet last for a long time. 

Kirishima Ayato

– tries to act cool. Fails. Will probably mash his mouth against his s/o. 

– if his s/o opens their mouth/moves their tongue into his, he will feel like dying of happiness. 

– He’s sweetly concerned about being too aggressive/hurting them. 

Shirazu Ginshi

– He’s effing terrified. Shaking. Palms sweating. 

– probably blurts out “can I kiss you?” before going in for a warm, shaky, passionate kiss. 

– cares a lot about making sure it is pleasurable for his s/o. 

I like to headcanon that Eto and Uta are Bros™ so can we have some headcanons for them?

After the latest chapter, this may be actual canon. I hope.

– After the Cochlea escape, Eto’s probably been holed up in Uta’s HySy for months.

– “Uta tell me all about your trash clown and the clusterfuck he’s making.”

– “Uta, I’m hungry and healing.”

– “Uta, rub my back.”

– “Uta, did you see Renji?”

– “Uta, you should really go rescue Renji from dragon.”

– “UTA IS TOUKA REALLY PREGNANT? AM I AN AUNT?”

– “Uta, if Donato dies, I will not cry.”

– “Uta, if you don’t kiss Renji I will.”

– Truth is, Eto wasn’t supposed to be headless. It had to happen because Uta got tired of her ceaseless shipping of him and Renji. 

So reading that Fumi and the Clowns relationship thingy and I’m kind of craving a scenario of when Uta is teasing her over Hige and she brings up his feelings for Yomo because that just seems amazing

“What’s up with Fumi?” Donato asks, scoffing at the small, scowling ghoul who hasn’t touched her blood wine.

“Lovesick, can’t you tell?” Nico asks breathily. Souta whistles. 

“Shut up,” Fumi mutters.

“Aw, is your heart hurting because your true love might leave you if he saw the depths of your depravity?” Uta snickers as he sips his wine.

Fumi’s mouth opens. “You’re one to talk.”

“Shots have been fired,” Itori jokes. Roma nudges her, and Itori slyly turns her phone on “record.” 

“Okay.” Uta eyes her. “I’ll bite. What do you mean?”

“I mean your fluttering heart around that dashing Raven, even though you like to keep your misdeeds on the side, too,” Fumi shoots back. “Because you’re in love, too! Hypocrite.”

Uta sputters as the rest of the clowns laugh. “I know you are, but what am I?”

“Now that’s just lame, Uta.” Fumi shakes her head. “I expected better.”

“On the bright side,” says Itori. “That’s as close to an admission as anyone’s ever gotten him.”