Create three more lifelong friends for Uta, Itori and Yomo (one’s name has to begin with “Z”

Taji – a nerdy, skinny young man who crushed on Uta while he ran the 4th ward. He helps Itori out with Helter Skelter and loves debating fashion with the Clowns. He, however, cannot bring himself to join them.

Jiro – A brilliant, cynical woman with ultrashort green hair and a passion for debate. She is another member of the clowns and known for causing mischief in wards she doesn’t live in.

Zelda – She never had a name, so she chose Zelda. She’s a fan of video games and has managed to capture Yomo’s interest in games as well. She’s the youngest and the shyest of the bunch (early twenties). Her mask is also Zelda. She feels as though she’s more herself behind the mask.

Hi! It’s my birthday today! So I was wondering if you could write some birthday hcs for Haise, Mutsuki, Itori, Uta, Yomo and maybe Hinami?

Happy Birthday!!!!

– Haise adores when Saiko forces the Quinx squad to sing “Happy Birthday” and “How old are you now” to him. He also adores decorating his own birthday cake. 

– Mutsuki silently wonders how he’s made it this far. But when Saiko hugs him and even Urie hands him a painting of happy cats, everything seems brighter. Sensei once bought him a book of poetry, and he cried later with happiness. 

– Itori celebrates with alcohol. Not drinking it herself, but watching Yomo and Uta get drunk and recording the conversation for blackmail later.

– Uta adds a small tattoo each birthday. He marks each birthday on his stomach, just a small line.

– Yomo pretends it’s not happening. He once locked himself in his home the entire day. But then Itori showed up calling him “old man,” and Uta brought blood wine, and in the end they had fun playing drunk Charades and board games, because he’s Yomo.

– Hinami celebrates her birthday by praying for happiness for her parents. She then buys herself the largest book she can find, and an extra large cup of coffee, and loses herself in her book.

Is it too perverted to ask if any of the ghouls would have a menstruation fetish, especially with human?

We have three potential candidates: 

1. His name is Uta and he likes being weird. Probably him.

2. Seidou might be kinky enough, or he might start crying. I’m honestly not sure which response will happen but we know it will be hardcore either way. 

3. But actually, Tsukiyama would probably like it too, because he can taste them without hurting them. TRES BIEN! 

More Hikari? She introduces Itori, Uta and Yomo to her adoptive family, her take-no-shit mother “[you choose her name]” and extremely little shy brother “[name]” She befriends Hinami (say Hikari’s dad was a super sweet guy so she has his kindness and Itori’s sense of humor?) too maybe! My apologies if I’m carried away ;-;

You’re not carried away at all. I love your enthusiasm! 

“Mom? Here’s my other Mom.” Hikari giggles as a woman and a little boy enter Anteiku.

“Hikari, it’s late and I was so – oh.” A brunette of about 35 years old presses her hands to her mouth. There’s no doubt who Itori is. 

“Hi,” Itori says, choosing to wield her winsome smile as a weapon. 

“I’m Ichiro Akane.” The woman nods to Uta and Yomo. “Are you…”

“A friend of Itori’s,” Uta says, grinning.

“Both of us.” Yomo elbows Uta. Behave

“I see.” Akane nods, her eyes full of questions she will definitely ask. “Not Hikari’s father?”

“No,” Itori says quickly as Uta snickers.

“This is Benjiro.” The woman tugs the boy, who is only a year or so younger than Hikari, forward.

“Hi.” He waves nervously.

“Hello.” Uta smirks, and the kid looks terrified. 

“More coffee?” A girl about Hikari’s age stops by the table. 

“Yes, please,” says Akane. “Say, what’s your name, girl?”

“Hinami.”

“You have a pretty headband. Can I try it?” Hikari waves her hands in excitement, just like Itori used to. 

Hinami nods.

“Ooh, I think it looks better on you.” Hikari frowns at her reflection in her phone. “We should hang out more.”

“Hikari needs people her age,” Akane says quietly. Itori nods. As awkward as this is, at least she and Akane agree on Hikari needing the best in the world. 

Uta helping Yomo relax ;))) after a long day cuz they’re friends (with benefits lolol)

“You need to calm down, dude.” Uta pops an eyeball into his mouth as Yomo paces before him.

“I can’t. Touka seems so angry – and I can’t reach her.” Yomo scowls.

“I mean, you could have always started with honesty and then you’d never have to worry about confessing.” Uta licks his lips. “But that wouldn’t be your way, eh? Always the hard way.”  

“I don’t know any other,” Yomo says gruffly.

“That’s something you and I have in common, dear Renji.” Uta stands and begins massaging Yomo’s shoulders. “Hell, could you be more tense?”

 “You’re not helping,” Yomo mutters.

“Oh?” Uta buries his face in Yomo’s shoulders. “Is that so?”

Yomo sighs. “Why are you like this?”

“Maybe someday you’ll learn I’m your uncle,” Uta teases. He wiggles his eyebrows.

Yomo has to laugh. He allows Uta to lead him upstairs, to his bedroom. Uta beckons for him to lay down.

“Let me massage your feet or something. Help you relax.”

“You really don’t have to.”

“I want to.” Uta slides his hand between Yomo’s thighs. He groans in respond, and Uta smiles even more at the sound. “I’m your friend, right?”

NSFW Uta!? 😭🙏

“Angry?” Uta watches his lover pace their apartment. 

“You’re very engrossed in your art,” they say.

“I’m also engrossed in your body as art,” he says slyly. 

They burst out laughing, but he’s already sidled over to them. 

“What if I, er, take a break?” He fiddles with their shirt. “Would you like that?”

They nod eagerly.

Uta hoists his lover onto his hips and lifts their shirt so he can suckle the smooth skin of their chest. They moan with anticipation, and he begins to leave small love bites over them. 

He pushes them against the wall. Their hands dig into his hair; their teeth, into his lips. 

He can feel them pulling down his pants and chuckles at their eagerness. 

“Let’s see what kind of body art we can do,” he teases, removing their underwear.

They sigh as their bodies merge. They move in rhythm with each other, gasping and fondling the other until they both tremble with desire.

When both finally release, Uta slides to the floor, pulling his lover with him. “Now that was quite the inspiration I needed.”

“God I love you,” says his lover, kissing him once again. 

MoRe BaBy HiKaRi! How bout’ this. Years later, Hikari is a teenager and come to Anteiku to find and meet Yomo because she’s curious about her mother. (Bonus: She meets Itori and Uta)

“Hi there,” says a girl about Hinami’s age. She has peach hair cut in a bob and a winsome smile that almost obscures how nervous she is. “Is there a Yomo Renji here?”

Touka pauses her sweeping. “Um, hold on a sec.”

The manager eyes her with a a small smile as they wait for Yomo to show up. He offers her a free cup of coffee, which she gladly accepts.

“Ooooh, this is so good!” The girl kicks her legs back and forth.

Yomo is taller than she expected, and probably kinda intimidating if Hikari were the type of person to be intimidated. He slips into the seat across from her. “You were asking for me?”

“Are you my father?” 

Yomo drops his mug. He feels like everyone in Anteiku is watching him now.

“I’m Hikari. Morita Hikari. You gave me to my parents when I was a baby.” The girl watches him carefully.

Yomo curses himself. He should have guessed. With that hair and attitude, of course this is Itori’s daughter.

“No, I’m not,” he says carefully. Her face falls. “But I know your mother quite well.”

“He can call her,” hollers another cafe employee with a bulbous nose.

“Can you?” Hikari grabs his hands. “Please.”

Yomo nods reluctantly. 

As they wait for  Itori and Uta – who were not told the circumstances yet – Yomo wonders what to say. Fortunately, Hikari is quite a chatterbox.

“Why did Mom give me up? Did she hate me? Who was my dad?”

“She was too young. No. I don’t know. You’ll have to ask her.” 

“You’re not very fun.” Hikari pouts. 

Yomo can’t resist a smile. “You’re Itori’s daughter, all right.”

She flushes as the door to Anteiku swings open.

“Well, well, well, who is this?” Uta takes off his sunglasses to inspect the girl. 

“I love your tattoos.” Hikari looks excited.

“You’re Hikari,” Itori says softly.

Hikari’s eyes grow rounder. “Are you Itori?”

Itori holds out her peach hair. 

Hikari’s lips tremble. “Do you like me?”

Itori nods, wordless for once in her existence.

Hikari glances at Uta.

“I’m not your dad,” he says quickly. “Itori and I are just friends.”

“I think you’re beautiful,” Itori says, a catch in her voice. “Hikari.” 

Hikari throws herself at Itori, who hugs her so tight she can’t breathe, and she loves it. Both women are crying, and Yomo can spy tears running down behind Uta’s sunglasses. 

“Let’s get more coffee.” Itori slides into a seat next to Hikari. “I think we’ll have a long night, if your parents allow it.”

“I snuck out. They think I’m asleep, but they’ll call if they notice.”

“I’m so proud of you,” says Itori, and Hikari beams back. 

I have my birthday today (i am 20 now) and thought maybe you could come up with some birthday party headcanons with birthday!reader x Uta, and maybe the Clowns? :3 just if you want of course

Happy Birthday Nonny-Mouse!

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– from the moment Uta found out your birthday, he has been planning this party. And your mask. You may be a human, but he knows you like his masks. 

– Itori and Roma were hired to take you out in the morning. Roma insisted you needed a new birthday outfit. Itori insisted it be sexy.

– Nico showed up halfway through your shopping trip, after “sleeping late.” She actually was in charge of helping Uta sneak all the wine, blood wine, coffee, and cake from Helter Skelter to HySy.

– Souta begged Uta to let him sneak a finger in the wine to freak you out. Uta considered it, but refused. He then plied Souta with his entire eyeball stash so he would help him decorate.

– Donato does not help set-up, but he agrees to make an appearance. 

– Yomo does not want to be in the same room as Donato, but for Uta and you, he too will appear. You make Uta happy, and that’s enough for him.

– When you arrive back at HySy, the Clowns + Yomo yell SURPRISE. 

– Donato makes a point to tell you he thinks you’re a good match for Uta, despite your humanity. You take it as a compliment, which endears you to him.

– You are surprised how good the cake is. Souta then tries it, remembering the days he too could eat cake.

– Souta feels ill, but refuses to vomit it up. So Itori forces him to drink blood wine until he does. He is, however, now quite drunk.

– Nico, also drunk, tries to seduce Souta. You intervene, and Donato gives Nico a sermon.

– Souta then begins tickling you. He demands to know if you love Uta. You say yes with a red face. Uta can’t help but smile.

– Souta then asks if he can arrest you for harboring ghouls. “You’ll have to escape,” he says, “and wear a disguise.” 

– He presents you with a mustache and PARTY glasses. “Your disguise.” 

– Yomo begins gushing about how much Uta has blossomed in your presence and how he can’t imagine anyone better.

– Itori and Roma begin comparing boobs. That’s when Uta decides the party is over.

– When the guests have been escorted home, Uta gives you your mask. “Thank you for being the best part of my life,” he says, sealing your love with a passionate kiss. 

Can I get some fluff/nsfw Uta please!?

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“Hey.” Uta growls in his S/O’s ear. It’s nearly midnight, and he’s finally done with his mask. He’s proud of it, but also ready for another activity. “It’s been a long day.”

“Has it, hmm?” They smile coyly.

“Pay attention to me,” he whines.

“I always do.”

“Pay me special attention.” Uta wiggles his eyebrows. 

“Oh? What kind?” His S/O gasps as he lifts them up and plops them down on one of his tables. “Uta, there’s paint everywhere.”

“We can make it more messy.” He leans over them to nibble on their throat, and with a grin, they bite back into his mouth. 

He fumbles with their pants and underwear. They giggle and pull him onto the table. As they roll around and leave marks on each other, their bodies become more and more splattered with colors. 

Finally the two lie side by side, panting and tie-dyed. 

“Well, that was fun,” they say.

“You’re beautiful,” he tells them. “Your body is work of art.” 

“So is yours, Mr. Tattoo.” They poke him and both partners burst into laughter.