Can we get some uta and Yomo fanfic pleaseeee

It’s an Uta and Yomo day on the blog, apparently. Excellenttttttt.

“It’s been a while,” says a voice when Uta exits HySy.

He turns around to see Yomo standing there. “Renji.”

Yomo’s arms are crossed. “We’re moving to the 24th Ward before your friend gets us all slaughtered.”

“He’s not my friend,” Uta says.

Renji’s kakugans ignite. “I know you work with him, Uta.”

Uta’s shoulders slump. “So?”

“So – how can you – people are dying, and you’re helping him, for what? A laugh?” Yomo approaches, grabs Uta by his shoulders, stares into his eyes. “What aren’t you telling me?”

“Many things,” Uta replies after a pause.

“Why won’t you tell me?”

“Trust issues?” Uta grins.

“Uta, I’m one of the few in your life you can trust, and you know that,” Yomo says wit an ironic smile. He releases Uta and steps back.

“I do, and I’m grateful.” Uta stares at the ground. “You can stay here tonight. You’ll be safe.”

“I’m late already to meet up with Ayato. The nephew I don’t trust to know that.” Yomo laughs bleakly.

“I see.” Uta knows this isn’t a break-up. He and Yomo will never forsake each other. But it still hurts. Yomo’s disappointment.

“Hey.” Yomo steps closer and sweeps him towards him. He plants a passionate kiss on Uta’s lips. “I’ll see you again.”

“Don’t get yourself killed.” Uta sighs. “Promise me.”

“I promise.” Yomo steps back. “But when I return, when it’s safe, we’re going to talk.”

“Are we?” Uta winks.

“Yeah.” And then Renji is gone, and Uta feels lonelier than ever.

How about young yomuta hc!!! Your blog gives me life

Aw Nonnymouses like you give me life!

So does Yomouta.

– Uta definitely gave the glasses Yomo called stupid to Yomo for his first birthday they were friends.

– Uta roped Yomo into all kinds of shenanigans trolling the doves. After one particularly close call, Yomo yelled at Uta. When Uta protested that Yomo was acting way more upset than normal, Yomo pushed Uta against the wall and kissed him a la this picture: (original source here)

– After he recovered from his shock, Uta kissed Yomo back and actually toppled him over with passion.

– Yomo was quite reserved once he started working for Anteiku, however, to Uta’s disappointment. They drifted apart for a bit.

– They rekindled their relationship when Uta was demoted from leading the 4th Ward. Yomo sought him out with a bottle of blood wine, and gave him a hug. That was the first night they made love.

– Uta never directly told Yomo that his tattoo was about him. He just spoke the words when Yomo asked. But Uta smiled carefully, and Yomo understood.

Do you ship uta/take

I’ve never considered them before. Hmmmmmmm I could see it.

– Like, say, they’re drawn together by their friendship with Yomo. Gradually they begin spending more time together.

– Uta makes all the Zero Squad kids masks, which warms Take’s heart.

– Uta kisses Take first. This is undebatable.

– When Rikai and Shio – you know – I still can’t write it well I’m sorry it hurts – Uta saves Yomo not only because he cares about Yomo, but also for Take, because he thinks Take loves Yomo.

– He finds Hirako weeping over his kids as he tries to comfort Yusa during their shopping trip with Ui. Uta then feels incredibly guilty for following Furuta’s plan. The guilt devours him.

– He can only manage to say the words, “I’m glad you’re alive.”

– And Take says “thank you.”

– They both realize the other is saying I Love You.

What happened next with uta don’t leave me hanging!! Also love you headcanons

Hahaha aw thank you. Also that was my attempt at chickening out, dammit.

Koma once asked Uta if his tattoo was about Yomo. No one is allowed to speak of what happened next.

– What happened next was Uta laughing. “Of course not,” he said.

– “Why are your kakugans glowing?” Koma wondered then. “I can tell they’re activated for once.”

– …

– “Oh my god, Irimi, he’s sweating.”

– Koma began to sing. “Uta and Yomo, sitting on CCG…k-i-s-s-i…”

– “Finish that and you die,” Uta warned him. “Anyone speaks of this, they die.”

– “So I shouldn’t have texted Itori?” Irimi asked.

– Uta dove for her phone to find that, thank God, she was only joking.

– Yomo then appeared and was very confused at Irimi and Koma’s grins, and Uta’s uncharacteristic shyness.

– And that is how Anteiku found out the limit to Uta’s easygoing nature: Yomo Renji.

More Anteiku headcanons

– One evening, Uta and Itori showed up with a bottle of blood wine. He persuaded Nishiki and Touka to play a drinking game with him. When Yomo came into the cafe two hours later, he found two very giggly employees, an empty bottle, and Uta whistling innocently in a corner.

– It did not go well for Uta. Yoshimura had a stern conversation with him. Uta then whined to Itori about Yomo “tattling” on him. Itori then nicknamed Yomo “tattletale” for about a month.

– Touka swears she saw Irimi and Koma necking in the storage closet.

– She actually saw Nishiki and Kimi, dressed as Irimi and Koma to percolate this exact rumor.

– Kimi and Nishiki sometimes tutor Touka and Yoriko in science. This brings a smile to everyone’s faces.

– One time Hetare flew into the cafe because Hinami forgot to lock its cage. The entire morning consisted of an “all hands on deck” text message being sent out, everyone assuming doves were there, panic, relief once they found out it was only Hetare, and frantically trying to capture the bird.

– Nishiki threatened to replace it with a real dove, to which Irimi replied that she would skin him. Kimi added that she would help. Nishiki did not continue this line of thought.

What do you think how would Uta handle getting children??? Does he want children??

– He’s always dismissed the idea as terrible for someone as irresponsible as he, so any pregnancy with his s/o is probably not planned.

– He’d be shocked when his s/o told him, yet somehow he’s always suspected this would happen.

– He wouldn’t be the type of dad who cries upon seeing his child born, but he will sit with them in his arms with a sense of wonder on his face … for as long as they’ll let him.

– he’ll bring up his kids in every single conversation, until Yomo and Itori get sick of it.

– He will partake in mischief with his wily kids.

– Sometimes he still just watches his children with wonder and awe. He adores them and is humbled by the fact that they love him back.

– Eventually, he’ll realize that with his kids, he no longer feels lonely.

What do you think Uta’s parents would be like if they where alive??? (i know they are probably dead by now but still)

Well, they might have been Washuus… 😉

Ahem.

– Uta’s mother was probably the one who encouraged his art. She nurtured his talent, and may have been an artist herself. She may have approved his first tattoo.

– His father was probably distant. Busy with work and not a fan of ghouls despite being one himself. He was probably disgusted by young Uta’s love for eyeballs. I doubt he had a great relationship with Uta’s mom. They probably split up.

– Uta tried to pretend he didn’t cry when his mom died at the hands of investigators, but he totally did. That’s one of the reasons he related to Yomo – the despair upon losing the one who raised you.

– He also cried when his father died, well aware his father was an ass who probably deserved it. Hence his surprise at Furuta’s lack of emotion after killing Tsuneyoshi.

First off, Merry Xmas! Second off, how would Anteiku + Uta and Itori (You don’t have to do Yoshimura if you don’t want to) would like to be comforted by their S/O after a nightmare. Thank you!

Haha thanks, doing Yoshimura is always so strange. He’s just a cute tragic old man.

Kaneki Ken – He wants to be held as he sobs, and someone to ask probing questions.

Kirishima Touka – She wants someone to listen to her rant about how horrible it was.

Fueguchi Hinami – She wants to be snuggled as she explains all her feelings in detail. Her S/O better encourage her, too.

Nishiki Nishio – He wants someone to make him laugh. Someone who can joke about the monster he dreamt about or even crack black humor at the death of his sister (his most common nightmare).

Nishino Kimi – She wants someone who will distract her with kisses.

Koma Enji – He wants to be awoken the second his s/o suspects a nightmare. Someone who will massage his worries away and talk things out with him and even stay up all night if necessary.

Irimi Kaya – Someone who assures her that she’s a good person who doesn’t deserve nightmares, even if she doesn’t believe it.

Yomo Renji – Someone who will hold him tight and ask him if he wants to discuss it. If he doesn’t, he wants someone who will respect that, but maybe hold him a little tighter and cry for him.

Uta – He says he wants someone who will buy his lies about how it’s nothing, not to worry. He actually would probably admire them if they refused to believe him and used therapy-level skills to work out his problems and fears. Someone he’s not afraid to confess his fears to.

Itori – Someone who doesn’t mind staying up while she relives it. Maybe they’ll suggest wine as they talk things over.

Can you do some hcs on how Yomo, Uta and Tsukiyama would spend Christmas with their human so

Yomo

– He’d like a quiet Christmas. He’d wait up Christmas Eve until his so is asleep, then set up whatever gift he got them right in front of the Christmas tree his so insisted on getting.

– speaking of, his gift originates from many hours spent in thought on what his so likes. it’s sure to be the best gift they’ve ever gotten.

– he’ll brew them hot chocolate and coffee for himself when they wake up.

– In the afternoon, his so insists on having Touka, Ayato, and a few others over. Uta and Itori crash. Yomo’s quiet Christmas is done in.

– It ends perfectly once the crowd has dissipated: he falls asleep holding them close to his chest.

Uta

– he teases them that he won’t even celebrate Christmas because he prefers Halloween. They pout and eventually he concedes.

– he secretly adores the fact that they persuaded Yomo and Itori to help them set up a tree in HySy.

– he probably made them whatever individual art piece they’ve wanted their whole life.

– for his gift, they probably went to a morgue and stole eyeballs from bodies set for cremation. And put them in a fancy jar. He’s impressed with their moxie; to him, it’s a second gift.

– At least once, he will insist that their second gift is tickles. They’ll mock-fight each other, until his so leans in close and tells him they love him. That warms his heart, even though he’ll respond with more tickles and tease them for it.

Tsukiyama

– Can you say EXTRA?

– He probably convinced Daddy to set up a Christmas tree over ten feet tall. It’s gaudy and colorful and he’s as excited as a child about it.

– he wakes his so up at dawn, shaking with excitement.

– he showers his so in jewelry, flowers, books, candy, whatever they want.

– the entire Tsukiyama household then sits down to a feast. To his so’s surprise, they’ve made all kinds of fancy French food just for them (and some human meat, too, for them).

– His so provides him with a very special brand of coffee they’re been collaborating with both Yoshimura and Itori for. It’s coffee beans infused with their blood that they’ve been syringing out every so often.

-Tsukiyama is so excited he’ll start crying, because of course you smell delicious to him, but he’d never hurt his so.

– It ends with all of the Tsukiyama household crowded in front of Mirumo’s giant TV, binge-watching sappy Christmas movies. Shuu and his so snuggle on the love-seat, and Mirumo thinks he’s never seen his son so content.

Yomo’s niece (Ayato and Touka’s lil sister) develops a crush on Uta

“Uta-san?”

Uta turns around with surprise. Yomo’s ten-year-old niece stands in the doorway to HySy, waving at him.

“Hi there, [Name]. Is your family with you?” Uta asks.

“No. I snuck away.” She giggles.

Uta snickers. He shouldn’t praise her for this – Yomo will surely kill him – but he will anyways. “Nicely done.”

“Uta-san, you’re very handsome. I made this for you.” They hurry over to hand a – rather good – drawing of a red rose.

Uta tries not to laugh as he takes the drawing. “Thank you, [Name].”

“Can you teach me more art?”

“Of course. We can start with you helping me make mask molds.” Uta nods. “Would that be good!”

“Yes!” cheers the child, beaming up at Uta.

Everything’s all well and good for an hour, until Yomo bursts into HySy with Touka on his heels. “Uta, we can’t find [Name]. Please help us search.”

Uta looks up from where he and [Name] are pouring clay into molds. “Found her.”

“She was with you?!” Touka yelps. “Thank god.”

Yomo’s eyes flitter to the rose drawing on Uta’s table. He bites the insides of his cheek to keep from laughing.

“Apparently I’m popular with the ladies,” Uta drawls once [name] and Touka have returned to Anteiku.

“I was hoping she’d moved past that stage,” Yomo said dryly.

“You know, she is a talented artist. I’m happy to give her lessons,” Uta offers.

“I’m sure she’d love that.”