Yomo is forced to take on a little half ghoul girl (the younger sister of a friend of Yoshimura) as basically an apprentice. This little girl is around 13 – 14, an amazing guitarist, and was abuses by her mother. She doesn’t talk much and barely even smiles. Write a scenario plz.

Poor girl, Yomo thinks. She jerks at his every move, and watches him as if waiting for his attack. 

She’s a skinny kid, with limp hair and large but languid eyes. She’s polite, almost too much so.

“We’re stopping by HySy to get a mask before we go pick up bodies,” Yomo said gently. It’s a shame children are already exposed to death.

But she was eager for work, and for some reason, Yoshimura thinks their rescue would find Yomo a good mentor.

Yomo parks outside Uta’s creepy shop. “Stick close. It’s the fourth ward.”

“Yes, sir,” says the girl. She winces when she remembers he requested that she call him Yomo. “I mean, Yomo-san.” 

“Don’t worry about it.” Yomo smiles at her as he shoves open the door.

“Hey, hey, hey, is this the apprentice I’ve been hearing so much about?” Uta springs up from his desk. 

Yomo is relieved to see that his friend isn’t going to scare her. 

“Hi, I’m Uta.” Uta waves.

“Hi.” She extends her hand nervously. 

“I’m glad to meet you. Yomo seems to appreciate your company.” Uta chatters, but the girl’s eyes focus behind him. A guitar hands on the wall, adorned with spider lily carvings.

“Do you play guitar?” Yomo asks.

She nods eagerly.

“Well,” says Uta, “then you can have it.”

“What?” she gasps, but he’s already removing it from his wall.

“I can make another. You deserve a reward for your work. Besides, it’s not that often I see a one-eyed ghoul, much less a nice one!” Uta laughs.

The girl looks truly excited for the first time. “Thank you.”

“Do you know how to play it?” Yomo asks her.

She nods.

“Will you teach me, then?” He asks.

A grin plays at the corner of her mouth. She, teaching Yomo-san? He wants to learn from the likes of her?

She nods, and for the first time, Yomo sees happiness cross her face. 

Can I get a cute yomo Uta itori hanging out? What do they do? What do they talk about? (Can they hang somewhere other than the bar or Uta’s shop) thank you !! You’re great at these !!

Awwww thank you <3.

Uta’s the one that suggested the circus. 

Yomo wears a sour expression as they take their seats. “You only suggested this because you like clowns.”

“But look at the contortionists. Humans are amazing,” Uta wheedles.

“And, cute animals.″ Itori wiggles her eyebrows.

“Okay, cute animals are worthwhile,” Yomo concedes. 

“What if I try eating fire?” Itori has that look on her face. That look, the one that says she’s definitely going to try it and there’s no reasoning.

“Please don’t.” Yomo can’t resist trying.

Uta just laughs. 

“I wish I could eat popcorn.” Uta sniffs the repulsive buttery smell from the human in front of them. It smells like glop. But he still wants to try it. 

“Don’t you dare.” Yomo’s eyes flash as Uta’s hand slowly, casually drops into the person’s bag when their head is turned by Itori’s boobs. “I can’t believe you two.”

“It’s worth it,” Uta insists, shoveling the kernels into his mouth. He nearly gags. “Oh, it’s crunchy.”

But he still forces himself to swallow.

“We’re gonna have to drag him home now,” Itori says, shaking her head.

“This is why I can’t go out with you two,” Yomo says.

“You love us anyway.” Uta drapes an arm around Yomo, and Itori follows suit. “Admit it.”

“Okay, I love you self-destructive clowns,” Yomo mutters as he draws them closer. 

Baby Hikari (Itoris lil girl) x Asa 1st date headcannons

I am here for this. 

– Asa has been gradually working up the courage to ask Hikari out, but hilarious beats her to it. 

– Itori and Roma do Hikari’s makeup. Hikari wears her best dress.

– Uta tries his best to encourage Asa before their date.

– They go to an art museum and realize they have similar tastes in art.

– After the museum, they decide to draw each other’s faces and take a walk in the park.

– Asa walks Hikari back home, debating whether or not to kiss. And it’s there, on her doorstep, that Hikari kisses Asa. 

– They dance a little in front of Hikari’s house. 

– They text afterward immediately to plan their next date.

– Itori and Uta are, of course, thrilled. 

How Anteiku comforts SO who just had a nightmare

Kaneki Ken – He will ask if they want to return to sleep or talk. If they choose the former, he’ll hold them tight and assure them he’ll protect them. If the latter, he’ll brew coffee and listen intently. 

Kirishima Touka – She’ll say well that’s it for sleep. She’ll brew coffee and talk and keep they awake as they dissect their dreams. 

Fueguchi Hinami – She will hug the nightmare out of them. 

Nishiki Nishio – He’ll massage his SO as they either talk about it or talk about something else. 

Nishino Kimi – She’ll probably psychoanalyze the dream to give her partner more control. 

Yoshimura – He’ll assure his SO he will never, ever let something bad happen and tug them closer.  

Koma Enji – He’ll listen to their nightmare, then make up funny endings and stories to get their mind off the dream. 

Irimi Kaya – Will use her kagune to shield her SO. Pile blankets atop them. Make sure they feel secure enough to return to the land of slumber. 

Yomo Renji – He will wait to see their response. Do they want to talk? If so, he’ll watch them with his serious eyes so they know he’s paying attention. If they just want to forget, he’ll allow it for now, but inwardly he’d be very sad that they had a nightmare, because he wishes he could take it away. 

Uta – He’ll work on getting his SO to forget. Perhaps some hanky-panky or tickling. 

Touka, Uta, Oneshot!Kaneki, Hsiao and ghoul!Seidou kinks headcanons?

Touka – Sex in abandoned buildings or at inopportune times pleases her. She also loves being on top and slightly dominating. 

Uta – Definitely into roleplaying. The weirder the better. He molds his kagune into a variety of tools, as well. Sometimes he and his partner wear masks.

Oneshot!Kaneki – A fan of sex in the shower. And possibly oral sex. 

Hsaio – sex outdoors. Away from people, but outdoors, under the stars. 

ghoul!Seidou – he probably likes blood to be involved. Enjoys doggy-style. May or may not ramble about his parents when he orgasms which is a bit of a buzzkill for his partner .

Uta realizing his S/O is a lot weaker than he realized?

“Ah-ha-ha, I really fucked up this time, Uta.” His S/O staggers into HySy, pale and dripping blood onto the floorboards. 

“[Name]!” Uta hurries over to where they’ve slumped onto the floor, holding their side.

“I couldn’t even fend them off…and they’re just humans,” they mutter. 

“What happened?” All trace of amusement dissipates from his voice. Uta hauls them up and into his office. He yanks off their coat and pulls up their shirt to see a knife wound in their side. It’s less deep than it appears, to his relief. “Well, you’re not dying.” 

They’re silent as he tends to their wound. Their head hangs. 

“Do you want to talk about it?” Uta asks, tipping their chin up so that their eyes meet.

“I was mugged.” They shrug. “And I tried to fight back, but I’m so weak … stupid robbers just made off with everything.” They try to laugh, but it comes out like a cry.

“I’m sorry. I’m sorry I worried you. I’m sorry I suck at defending myself. I’m sorry.” 

“You did nothing wrong, you know, [Name]-chan.” Uta leans forward to rest his forehead against theirs. “Would that we were all as peaceful as you.”

They snort. “Weak, not peaceful.”

“Still,” he murmurs. “We can work on improving your strength. I’ll get Renji to help. And I’ll protect you more.”

“I don’t want you to trouble -”

“I want to.” He cuts them off. “Because I love you, and you should know that.” 

They smile now, just barely. “I do.”

“Good.” Uta winks. “Now, in the meantime, you won’t have the strength to fight back if I tickle you, right?” 

i am not really up to date with TG, but i remember Uta saying he felt lonely and does not like being alone? any ideas why hes so scared of being alone? Do you think he might have lost someone or something of the sort? Or is it just cause he has no one to talk to besides yomo and kinda itori? Or do you think its cause of his dangerous lifestyle? Do we have any clues or answers to that by now?

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

We don’t have much actual information, other than that he does decide to risk his life to save Yomo from Souta/Furuta/Kichimura’s plan (alongside Itori), even though the Clowns are technically Furuta’s co-conspirators. So Yomo and Itori are clearly two people he definitely cares about.

I actually think that he is probably alone and scared because he’s harboring an enormous secret. Perhaps he’s an escaped garden ghoul, as I’ve seen theorized but can’t recall where I’m sorry. Perhaps he’s one of the kids seemingly spawned from the enormous kagune below the 24th ward, though they more resemble Itori than Uta:

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Orrrrrr, there’s a growing body of evidence that he may be the original One-Eyed King, a la @midnight-in-town’s theory and Ishida’s suspicious birthday art. 

If that’s the case, he’s much, much older than he appears, epically failed at his original goal to help ghouls, and also, is being hunted by his Washuu relatives. I imagine that could conspire to make him very lonely. I mean, how do you tell people all that?

But for now, dear Nonny-Mouse, I earnestly await more Uta reveals alongside you. 🙂 

What does Yoshimura think of each of the Antreiku members? I always had a feeling Yoshimura is the kind of guy who silently judges you, but with love

Kaneki Ken – Likes him, though his attitude towards ghouls and eating people is sad at times, even though Yoshimura understands it. He has great hopes for his future. 

Kirishima Touka – He adores Touka like she was his own daughter. Her tough attitude might aggravate others, but he knows where it comes from. He worries for her impulsiveness and ships her with Kaneki. 

Kirishima Ayato – Misses the kid. Recognizes his angst. Wants him to come home.

Fueguchi Hinami – Concerned about how traumatized she must be. Wants to emphasize her kind spirit to keep her out of trouble. 

Yomo Renji – Yomo is his secret keeper. He admires Yomo for turning his life around, yet not entirely working at Anteiku. He thinks Yomo has a soft heart, and he’s right. 

Uta – Doesn’t trust him worth a damn, but he’s good for Renji.

Nishiki Nishio – Finally he gets to meet the infamous Nishiki. Concerned about his romance with Kimi and very invested in a happy ending. 

Nishino Kimi – Very worried for her romance with Nishiki, but admires her devotion.

Irimi Kaya – his most dependable worker. He thinks she’s brilliant, harsh, and beautiful, like a winter morning. He ships her and Koma.

Koma Enji – his most entertaining worker, and a good friend. When are he and Irimi going to get together? 

Yomo, Uta and Tsukiyama watching a horror movie with their so. Like their so getting scared and clinging onto them whenever a jump scare happens.

Yomo

You clutch Yomo’s hand in your sweating palms by the time ten minutes have passed. When you jump violently again, he wordlessly opens his jacket and wraps you inside.

“Thank you,” you mumble, enjoying the feeling of his mighty arms around your shoulders.

“I’ll protect you,” he says, a serious light in his eyes. You plant a kiss on his cheek before turning back to the TV.

“Aieeeee!” you scream. 

Uta

“Hon, nothing’s happened yet.” Uta spies sweat beading your brow. It’s cute and kinda attractive.

“I know, but…something’s going to,” you whisper. Uta has, of course, insisted on turning out all the lights in your apartment. For theatrical effect.

“Don’t you think I’m strong enough to protect you?” He bends over to tickle your feet. 

“OR to hurt me!” you shriek. 

He chuckles and draws you closer. “Just watch. We’re gonna have a great time. What’s life without a few scares?”

Tsukiyama

“Wait.” You narrow your eyes. You’re shaking even under the blanket Tsukiyama has wrapped the two of you in, and you certainly won’t sleep tonight, but – 

“This was your idea.”

“Indeed, ma chérie.” Tsukiyama smiles thinly. 

“You’re trembling. You’re scared, too!”

“What?” Tsukiyama gasps. “Non. Never.” 

“You are too!” 

On the screen, another demon clown bursts out of a door.

“Yipes!” Tsukiyama throws his arms around you. “Kill me, clown, not them!”

You both look at each other. Your grins grow and grow, until both of you throw your heads back and scream in unison. 

AlL tHe AnTeIkU HeAdCaNoNs

YoUr WiSh iS My CoMmaNd

– Yoshimura started shipping Touken from the moment Touka introduced Kaneki to him.

– The first time Nishiki met Yomo, he saw him dragging in another body he’d scavenged. He was immediately determined to gain the approval of this strong ghoul, which led to several embarrassing attempts at conversation. This ended when Touka randomly walked up to Yomo and was like “just fucking talk dude.”

– Yomo talked. For Touka’s sake. He was a bit leery of this violent ghoul who had attacked Touka and Kaneki. And who reminded him of his own youth.

– Anteiku held a small celebration for Hinami’s birthday that ended in a kagune wrestling contest between Hinami’s and Yomo’s. He let her win. 

– Irimi once tried to teach Touka and Hinami about girl stuff. It was torture for all involved.

– Koma once held a “guy’s night” for Nishiki, Kaneki, and Yomo. Uta was not invited but showed up regardless. They spent most of their time doing obstacle courses Koma had invented for them. Yomo won, but Nishiki came in second, and he has never let anyone forget that.

– Irimi held a “girl’s night” at the same time. Touka, Hinami, and Kimi came, and Itori crashed, to all of their delight. Itori and Hinami had a brief pact to get Touka to admit her feelings for Kaneki. They were unsuccessful.