The Qs get a tabby cat called Mochi. She is good therapy for everyone.

All cats are, friend, all cats are. 

– Mutsuki is mildly afraid of Mochi, but eventually Urie helps him see Mochi as an opportunity to move past his past.

– Mucchy’s bed is Mochi’s favorite place to snuggle at night.

– Saiko is the Lord of the Can Opener, and Mochi purrs the moment he sees her.

– Hsaio loves playing with Mochi. She will run all around the house with string for Mochi to chase.

– Higemaru is building an elaborate cat tree for Mochi. He’s also the source of Mochi’s catnip addiction. 

– Aura is scared of Mochi, too, which of course makes him Mochi’s favorite lap. 

– Aura soon fishes to treat Mochi.

– Urie loves Mochi, but Mochi loves using him as a scratching post. It’s a sight to see – Urie dancing and leaping around, yelping in pain, as Mochi attacks his feet. He only does this to Urie.

Urie accidentally gets Mutsuki pregnant therefore it gives him horrid dysphoria and he doesn’t know what to do and Urie feels incredibly guilty and knows even less what to do

If you want a story that touches on this, @hamliet‘s “The (Mis)Adventures of Goat” is a good one. =)

TW for dysphoria.

“I’m – I’m pregnant!” Mutsuki clamps his hands over his eyes, as if that will block the reality that stares back at him from the doctor’s notes.

“Huh?” Urie knows Mucchy was sick, but – nah, he misheard. 

“I can’t escape it. Being a woman.” Mutsuki stares into space.

“Wait.” Urie stands, but he hesitates. “You’re really -”

“Kuki, help me,” Mutsuki begs as he begins to shake.

Urie’s eyes fill with tears. He strides across the room to take Mutsuki in his arms. “It’s okay, Tooru. You’re okay.”

“I can’t escape – everyone’s going to insist I’m a woman again,” Mutsuki says, wiping his eyes. He’s going to have boobs. A baby is going to grow in his womb. And come out his vagina.

He’s disgusting. Disgustingly feminine. 

No. I mean, well, some idiots might, but no one who knows you will. You’re my husband, Tooru. Husband.” Urie loves that word. It fills him with pride every time it rolls off his tongue.

“I’m scared, Kuki.” Mutsuki whimpers.

“Me too.” Urie swallows. It hurts to ask, because he’s always wanted a family, but he’s recently presumed adoption anyways. “Do you…want this?”

Mutsuki stares up at him.

“I know Kimi would help us,” Urie says. It’s his fault. His fucking fault, tackling Mutsuki and not stopping for a condom that one time – because they were both so into it – It’s his fault. His mess. He’s hurting his lover. “If you wanted to stop this.”

Mutsuki pauses. He doesn’t want to carry a baby. 

But…it’s Kuki’s baby.

And he loves Kuki. And somewhere, he thinks he could wants his baby.

“I don’t think so,” he says slowly. “I just…can you start therapy with me?”

Urie beams with pride that Mutsuki is so proactive. “Yes. Anything for you, my man.”

They kiss. 

How would the others react if mutsurie becomes canon?

WHEN. YOU MEAN WHEN.

Ahem, joking aside:

Kaneki Ken: Happy but unsettled that kids grow up so fast. 

Kirishima Touka: Hopefully this helps Mutsuki.

Yonebayashi Saiko: Hell yeah!

Hsaio Ching-Li: inspired to ask out her crush.

Higemaru Touma: *high fives them both*

Aura Shinsanpei: Huh. Didn’t see that coming. *contemplates life*

Mado Akira: OMG Finally. 

Ui Koori: that’s nice. I’m glad other people get their lovers. *mopes*

Hirako Take: Excellent!

Arima Yusa: I’m glad some squads stay intact. 

Suzuya Juuzou: Yesssssss! *dances*

Keijin Nakarai: That’s nice.

Hanbee Abara: *claps hands in glee*

Mizurou Tamaki: demands Saiko send him updates 

Miyuki Mikage: the stars are in alignment! Blessings upon them!

Kuriowa Takeomi: I’m happy, but how will Urie and I hang out now and grow our friendship after what went down with our lovers?

Furuta Nimura: I’ll send them a wedding card. 😉 *slithers away*

Uta: how can I screw with them more. 

Donato: Uta lemme join your plan.

Shirazu Ginshi: *looks down from heaven* About time. Get it boys. 

Can u please write about what happens after 161 and maybe a more indepht reaction from the other ccg to urie carrying haise back to camp

“Haise!” Akira sprints towards the Quinx and Touka, Amon on her heels. “Is he -”

“He’s breathing,” Urie says quickly.

“Thank goodness.” Akira glances towards Hide, who hardly dares to breathe. His friend is here; helpless and unconscious, but here. 

“Get him under observation,” Marude says nervously.

“You got it.” Kimi Nishino snaps her fingers at her fellow scientists. She hasn’t seen Kaneki in years. Memories of her time in the church haunt her as she looks at his limp body.

“You okay?” Nishiki whispers.

She nods, swallowing a lump n her throat. 

Across the room, Tsukiyama himself, the villain in her story, cries at the sight of Kaneki. 

“He never stopped being a drama queen, did he?” Nishiki jokes.

Kimi smiles. “I guess not.”

“Tsukiyama, can you go tell Hinami and Yomo about this?” Touka asks wearily. She slumps a bit, and Mutsuki holds her upright, to Saiko’s pleasure.

“I’ll go, too,” Ayato says quickly.

“Thanks,” Touka tells her brother with a tired smile. She grips Kaneki’s hand as the scientists place him on a bed. “You’re gonna be okay, Ken. I promise.” 

Hc of mutsuki & urie refusing to talk so they try to get each others attention by making the other jealous. x)

– Mutsuki starts it, because he’s insecure about Urie interrupting him to focus on the mission, per 161. He was trying to be good and take responsibility for Aura, dammit!

– He flirts a bit with Aura, then. Mutsaura time!

– Aura is just confused and Saiko amused. She immediately sees where this is going.

– Urie then tries to make Urisai a thing. Slips his arm around Saiko. 

– She is not having it and tosses Urie backwards into Mucchy.

– Hsaio catches on and elbows Higemaru and a very scared Aura into action. They push Mutsuki into Urie. 

– “Now talk, dumbasses,” Saiko orders, before leaving with the Quinx.

– It’s only then that reality dawns on Aura. “WAIT. THEY LIKE EACH OTHER?!”

– Hsaio and Higemaru clap hands over his mouth as Saiko drags him out, leaving a very embarrassed Urie and Mucchan.

Mutsurie au in which urie randomly meets mutsuki on a night club shirazu forced him to attend. He was drinking alone and approaches him.just bc he lost shirazu.They attend the same college, urie studies art while mucchan studies japanese literature and they spend the night leaving the club and walking around talking and getting to know eavh other until the morning when urie goes home to a shirazu who is pretty sure urie didn’t spend the night alone, but urie is just a sodt guy wanted to-

-Talk about art with someone, nonthelss shirazu was proud 😉

“Hey.” Urie glances down at the cute boy sipping a gin and tonic at the bar. He’s mad that Shirazu left him for a dance off against some curvy pigtailed girl, so he’s going to try his luck talking to a cute boy. “Gin and tonics are my favorite, too.”

“Hi.” The boy glances up. His features are delicate, his hair emerald green. Urie’s heart constricts. “You go to the college around here too, right?”

“Yes.” Urie frowns. “I’ve never seen you. I’m Urie Kuki, majoring in art.”

“Oooh.” Their eyes sparkle. “I’m M – Mutsuki Tooru, majoring in Japanese Literature.”

“Really? There’s a lot of amazing art based on Japanese literature.” Urie sits down besides Mutuski.

“Isn’t there? It’s inspiring.” Mutsuki sips his drink.

They talk for an hour, but Urie is having a hard time focusing. “Do you want to leave here? We can take a walk.”

Mutsuki nods eagerly. “I just came because my friend Saiko dragged me here.”

“My roommate dragged me.” Urie laughs.

They spend the night talking about literature and the arts, the nuances and differences between the two. Urie’s favorite artist (Dali). Mutsuki’s favorite type of literature (haiku). Their lack of family. Their dreams for the future. 

“Wait, is that the sunrise?” Mutsuki points ahead to where the sky is pale gray instead of black.

Urie squints. “Well fuck.”

“It’s okay. It was fun.” Mutsuki giggles, and Urie cherishes the sweet sound. 

“I can walk you home if you need to sleep.”

“Okay.” Mutsuki smiles again. They stop along the way at :Re cafe, where Urie orders them both coffees. 

When Urie finally enters his room with Shirazu, he finds his roommate awake, arms crosses, with a big grin on his face.

“What were you up to last night, without a word?” he teases.

“Talking.” Urie blushes as he places the coffee cup on a nightstand besides his bed. “With someone I met. About art mostly.”

“Nothing else?” Shirazu is stunned.

“Well, yeah?” Urie climbs into bed. “God, I’m tired.”

“You better date this person.” Shirazu points at him. “I’m proud of you, Urie Kuki, the man who leaves a nightclub to talk all night about art.”

Hakatori gets to know the Qs. Higetori.

“Hi.” Hakatori waves at the Quinx, who are gathered in the living room to the Chateau. Plus Kaneki Ken and Touka Kirishima. “Well, I know you two already.”

“But you don’t know meeeeeee.” Saiko rolls over to her. “Hi, I’m Saiko, and I have an awesome rinkaku.” In less than five seconds, she has molded her kagune into a skeleton. 

“That’s amazing.” Hakatori gasps. 

“I’m Hsaio.” A dark-haired girl smiles tentatively at her.

“The half-human.” Hakatori nods.

“I’m Aura.” A figure half-waves from the corner. 

“He’s a grumps,” Higemaru whispers. She giggles.

“What’d you say?” Aura demands.

“Nothing untrue,” Hakatori replies with a gleam in her eyes.

“We’ve kinda met.” Mutsuki waves from the couch, where he snuggles against Urie. 

“Well, I got to take on at least one Quinx bikaku now.” Hakatori grins at Higemaru. “But I’m always up for another.”

Mutsuki snorts. “I can mold mine too.”

“Wait, really? Teach me!” She looks thrilled. “Wait, teach both me and Hige.”

Higemaru grins. “We’ll be the bikaku terrors.”

“I’m already terrified,” Urie mutters as Higemaru pecks Hakatori on the lips in front of them all.

“Let’s spar together!” Higemaru wraps his arms around Hakatori. “Please?”

“If only to get you two off each other,” Touka teases.

“I can handle it.” Mutsuki waves his hand. “Saiko, help me teach them the art of kagune manipulation.”

At the end of the day, Hakatori has pinned Urie to the floor, Touka has Aura on his knees, Hsaio, Higemaru, and Mutsuki are at a standstill, and Kaneki has given up against Saiko, because she made her kagune into Haise Sasaki and he can’t stop laughing.

“Your family is wonderful,” Hakatori says, leaning over to whisper in Higemaru’s ear. 

Takizawa finds out Hakatori is dating Higemaru.

Higemaru strolls into his room, whistling to himself after a happy date night with Hakatori. They went to a movie – a horror one they both enjoyed – and held hands. He’s never held someone’s hand before. Much less a badass, former terrorist ghoul’s.

Maybe he’s in love. Higemaru dares to believe it.

The door shuts behind him. Frowning, Higemaru turns around.

“Oh hey, there, pal.” A clocked, hunchbacked figure lifts its head. Takizawa Seidou giggles at Higemaru’s shock.

“Hi?” Higemaru knows Mado Akira is good friends with the Owl, and that Takizawa played an important role in starting this new ghoul-and-human world they’re developing. Still, he’s disconcerting to look at. 

“I heard you’re dating my friend.” Takizawa’s eyes sparkle.

“I mean, yeah, kinda.”

“Kinda?!” Takizawa hisses. 

“We are! I really like her! Why?” Higemaru backs up. He’s in the Chateau. No one would actually kill him. 

“Because if you hurt her, I’ll eat you.” Seidou’s eyes widen. “Nom-nom-nomity.”

“I wouldn’t, I promise. I – she’s amazing and beautiful and badass and – I am so glad I never hurt her.” Higemaru wipes his eyes.

“Hmm. That seemed sincere.” Seidou nods with approval. “Okay. I won’t skin you tonight.”

“Were you two close?”

“I was like her older brother in Aogiri. She was never scared of me.” Seidou smiles wistfully. “She’s special. Treat her well.”

“Did you like her?” Higemaru swallows.

Seidou gasps. “What part of brother don’t you understand? Oh my god, what is wrong with you? I take it back. She’s not dating a pervert!” He howls. “Urie, come collect your man!”

Urie opens their door. “How’s it going in here?”

“You know he’s here?” Higemaru rants.

“Of course. This is part of the plan to make sure I never hear scarring noises from your room in the future.” 

Higemaru buys Hakatori some bottles for her collection and flowers for her to sketch and the Qs tease him about his crush.

“Higemaru, what are you doing?” Saiko peers into the kitchen.

“Nothing,” he says quickly, as he continues scrubbing the glass bottles he dug up from the dumpster. He will ensure they’re sparkling by the time he gives them away.

“It’s clearly something,” Aura says dryly. 

“Flowers, too.” Hsaio whistles at the a bouquet of tropical, imported, expensive flowers in a vase. “Who’s the lucky lady?”

“Shut up!” Higemaru blushes as pink as his hair. 

“I know,” Mutsuki pipes up behind the rest of them. “I think it’s a good thing!”

“You do?” Higemaru grins.

“Me, too.” Urie folds his arms. “I think Hakatori will love it.”

“Urie!” Mutsuki’s mouth drops. He can’t believe Urie told them.

“What?”

Higemaru squeaks. His arms flap around, scattering soap suds across the floor.

“Is she coming over here for a RC dinner? When?” Saiko demands.

Higemaru moans. He scrubs the bottles harder.

“Here.” Mutsuki hurries closer. “We’ll help you.”

Higemaru brightens. “Really?”

“Yeah. It figures, with two of us framed out and one of us a half-human, someone would fall for a ghoul at some point,” says Aura. “Didn’t expect you, but hey.” He hands him a thumbs up. “You got this.”

“When does she come over?” Hsaio asks.

“She doesn’t,” Higemaru says with surprise. “I’m, uh, just leaving these on her doorstep.”

The room falls silent.

“Saiko, I’ll leave this to you,” says Urie. 

The next morning, the rest of the Quinx hide in bushes as Higemaru knocks on Hakatori’s door.

“What?”

“I bought you flowers to draw. And bottles! Hi!” Higemaru thrusts the gifts at her.

“Huh?” The goth girl blinks at the pink wunderkind. She’s sparred with him a few times – they both have bikakus – but she had no idea. “Hi.” 

“Do you want to get dinner sometime, Hakatori? Or do you prefer Yumitsu?”

“Hakatori is fine,” she says slyly. “And sure.”

Higemaru claps his hands together. “Thank you!” 

The CCG has a take your partner to work day, and Urie takes his S/O in, except he’s kinda awkward and grumpy when they meet up with the Quinx and Haise because he’s all private and thinks he’s gonna be teased for having feelings™.

“Hey, why are you so reticent?” teases Urie’s SO. They hang onto his arm, brimming with energy. They’re thrilled to finally see where their Quinx boy works. And meet his infamous coworkers. 

“Because…they’re not gonna let me live this down,” Urie grumbles.

“Because…oh no, Urie Kuki has feelings? He’s not just a tool? Say what?” mocks his SO. They roll their eyes good-naturedly. “Urie, I’ve got your back. I think I could take Saiko or Mutsuki on.” 

Urie snorts. Now, that’s an interesting image. “This is why I love you.” 

“Oh my god, is this your boy/girlfriend?!” screams someone behind them. Shirazu races forward to grab their hand. “I’m Shirazu GInshi! Oh my god. I’m so happy to see Urie isn’t a stone cold bitch.”

“Wanna die?” Urie counters.

“You wouldn’t murder me in front of your significant other!” Shirazu staggers dramatically.

“I’ll turn my back,” quips the SO.

 Shirazu gasps, and then Saiko and Mutsuki appear. Saiko gushes over Urie, whose face is now neon pink, and Mutsuki gives him a reassuring smile.

“Well, well, well, who have we here?” Sasaki Haise approaches, his eyes wide. He’s, well, psyched that Urie has someone in his life.

Urie pouts. 

“You’re the half-ghoul!” His SO, to Urie’s consternation, dives at Haise and tackles him in a hug. 

Urie gulps. He probably shouldn’t have told them that.