Masanori playing with Nerf guns with the zero squad kids!

“Look out!” Masanori leaps around the corner and presses a Nerf gun to Shio’s head.

“I am killed!” cries Shio, falling at his nephew’s feet.

“We will avenge you!” Rikai promises, whipping out her own Nerf gun.

Masanori giggles. “Never!”

He fires at her, but Yusa hits him in the chest. “I got your heart!”

“Then give it back!” Masanori sticks out his tongue and peppers Zero Squad with foam bullets.

“Reload!” Shio reawakens from ‘death’ and stuffs more bullets into his gun. Ui and Hairu have no idea he gave Masanori a Nerf gun for his birthday, and Hirako has no idea he paid for it, but hey, as long as the kid is happy, no one should protest.

The door opens, and Masanori shoots his father straight between the eyes.

Ui blinks for a moment, but Hairu leaps into action. “No, not my Ui! God, bring him back!”

She presses her lips against his.

“Ew!” screams Masanori as Shio yells, “Aw!”

Masanori is the Uihai child from @hamliet’s “The (Mis)Adventures of GOAT.”

Masanori risking his life out of something ridiculous

“Masanori, I don’t think your parents will approve.” Nimura Furuta cannot believe he has to be the voice of reason here.

Well, he’s still being selfish. Masanori dies and he’ll get blamed and who needs that.

“I know!” Masanori creeps out further onto the tree branch. He is going to rescue Furuta’s tie. Dad just talked to him about being responsible, and throwing Uncle Clown’s tie onto a tree in the prison yard probably isn’t responsible.

He just wanted to see Furuta’s kagune retrieve it, but apparently Furuta can’t use his kagune here.

“The guards won’t approve either.” Now Furuta’s getting nervous. The brat’s directly over barbed wire.

“Masanori!” screams Ihei Hairu.

Fuck. Furuta winces.

“Mom!” Masanori waves.

Ui Koori is right behind her. He freezes upon seeing Masanori. “Oh my god.”

The branch cracks, and with a yelp, Masanori finds himself clinging to a bark-held tree limb above rows and rows of toothy wire. “Uh. I’m scared.”

“Okay, calm down, Ui,” Ui mutters to himself.

“Get on my shoulders,” Furuta says.

“Excuse me?”

“I’m tall. You climb on me, Hairu climb on you, and we reach the kid before he gets impaled.” Furuta sounds cross, like he still hates that he actually likes the GOAT children.

When Hairu finally reaches her son, Masanori is crying and so are the adults.

“No I’m not,” snaps Furuta.

“Are too!” Now safely back behind the prison walls, Masanori stomps his foot.

“Masanori, what were you thinking?” Hairu demands.

“I wanted to be responsible. I tried to bring out Uncle Fruit’s kagune and then when it failed I wanted to get him his tie back.” Masanori’s lips tremble. “But it’s still up there.”

“We’ll buy him a new one,” Ui assures his son, wrapping his arms around him.

Hairu hugs her family. “Masanori, your life is worth much more than a tie.”

Masanori is from @hamliet’s “The (Mis)Adventures of GOAT.”

ui finds out that hairu has a dakimakura of him

This is precious!

When Ui comes home from an overnight mission, he sees Hairu snuggled safely in bed.

He smiles to himself, until he notices a large lump besides her.

Confused, Ui peers closer.

Her arms are wrapped around a giant dakimakura of him. Bowl cut and all.

“Hey.” Ui shakes her awake. “Did you miss me that much?”

“Hmm?” Hairu blinks sleepily. “Yes, isn’t it obvious?”

“Yeah, it is. I might not be as squishy, but at least i can hug you back.” Ui strips to a T-shirt and crawls next to her.

Hairu arranges the dakimakura at the foot of their bed. “Koori, meet Ui Jr.”

She throws her arms around him. “Now, cuddle me!”

“Of course I will.” Ui nuzzles her hair.

“I hope you don’t think it’s wierd.”

“I think it’s adorable.” Ui squeezes Hairu.

“Ooh, you’re much better than the pillow. Though I do like it. They captured your essence, inspector ethics and all.” Hairu snuggles against him. “Plus it’s soft, like your heart.”

Ui and Hairu’s trip to the zoo

“Ui, I want to look at the tigers!” Hairu drags him to the Siberian exhibit. “They’re bigger than the One-Eyed Owl. But fluffy so it’s okay.”

“They’re still a bit scary.” Ui shivers as one of the massive beasts eyes him.

“I’d die happy if they ate me. I want to snuggle one.” Hairu smiles. “Let me guess: you like the lions.”

Ui nods. He does, out of all the big carnivores, lions are his favorite.

All in all, the zoo disturbs him. He feels like the predator here, the ghoul looking at animals he has power over. And Ui Koori does not like identifying with the enemy.

“What’s your favorite animal?” Hairu leans on the fence, watching two lions cuddle.

Ui leans over her, imitating the lions.

“I love you, Koori.”

“I love you too, my Hairu sweetheart.” But he still feels embarrassed for his favorite animal.

“Kooooooori. What’s your favorite if it isn’t lions?” Hairu rubs her head against his chin, just like the lions.

“Promise you won’t laugh?”

“No. But I promise I won’t think less of you.” Hairu grins.

“Follow me,” he says.

A few minutes later, Ui stops before the exhibit. Hairu shrieks.

Of course Ui’s favorite animal is a platypus.

They don’t quite belong in many worlds, just like her. “Koori, I love you even more now.”

Masanori wants a pet!

More Masanori asks! Hurrah! featuring the Uihai hellion from @hamliet‘s “The (Mis)Adventures of GOAT.”

“Mommy, can I have an owl?” Masanori peers up at Hairu.

“An owl?” Hairu laughs. “Why would you want that?”

“Because Aunt Eto says she was an owl and Aunt Eto is fun.” Masanori hops up and down. “I want fun.”

“Aren’t we fun?” Ui is appalled.

“Daddy, you are very fun.” Masanori giggles. “But I want something feathery. Please? It’s my birthday soon.”

Hairu hesitates. “We’ll see what we can do.”

As soon as Masanori has skipped off, Ui hisses, “You know he can’t have an owl!”

“He can have a parrot or something!” Hairu grins. “It will be pretty!”

Ui’s shoulders slump. Birds are messy. Pets are messy.

But it will make his wife and child happy, and therefore, Ui will get them a parrot.

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“Fuck,” says the parrot after Ui presents the bright yellow creature to his family.

Hairu yelps.

“Don’t say that,” Ui protests.

“Don’t say that, don’t say that,” sings the bird. “Fuck.”

“What does fuck mean?” Masanori inquires. He’s so excited his entire body shakes.

Even as a cursing hooligan, the bird is worth it. Hairu shakes her head. “Tell you when we’re older. For now, don’t say that.”

“Why?” Masanori smells fear.

“Because it’s mean,” Ui says quickly. “The bird just doesn’t realize it.”

“The bird is named GOAT,” declares Masanori. “I like him.”

As their child squeals with delight, Hairu and Ui exchange glances. What have they done?

“Fuck,” says the parrot.

“I love you,” Masanori warbles back.

Hairu smiles. Masanori is more important than one dirty word.

TG Ships as Disney Love Songs

Touken: I See the Light

Ayahina: Beauty and the Beast

Mutsurie: Fixer-Upper

Nishikimi: You’ll Be In My Heart

Akiramon: Kiss the Girl

Tsukikana: A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes

Takirona: Can You Feel the Love Tonight

Arieto: If I Never Knew You

Shiraiko: So Close

Nakimiza: Something There

Saiko/Hsiao: Love Is An Open Door

Suzuhan: Never Knew I Needed

Uihai: I’m Wishing

Utaren: He’s a Tramp

(also brought to you by @trashyhumanespresso & @hamliet)

How about Ui and hairu pull the same act as Ukina and Yoshimura? Hairu and Ui have to flee because the CCG wants to take their child away because of Hairu being part ghoul and so is their baby and hairu gets killed. more angst for Ui

Why would you ask this of me? 😉

“Faster, Ui!” Hairu clings to his hand. Her other arm clutches their baby to her chest.

Behind them, V is catching up.

This is all her fault. She shouldn’t have had a child that exposed their secrets.

But Ui is worth it, and so is their baby.

She’s still recovering from birth. Hairu knows Ui can run faster. “Wait.”

Ui whirls around as she shoves the baby at him. “No, Hairu -”

“Go, Koori.” Hairu smiles at him, one last time, with tears shining in her eyes.

An Rc bullet rips through her chest. She coughs and tastes blood.

“Hairu!” V shoots her again.

“Go!”

And he has no choice but to run, run with their child, as shot after shot rings out. But still Hairu stands, shielding her husband and baby with everything she has.

Ui doesn’t look back to see her finally collapse upon the cold street.

—————

A pounding at the door of Re alerts Kaneki. It’s 4 am.

Touka fires up her kagukan and hides behind the counter.

Kaneki opens to see a blood-sprayed Ui, clutching a mewling baby. “H – help me.”

He doesn’t need to ask about Hairu. Kaneki’s eyes fill with tears, and he welcomes his former colleague inside.

uihai cuddling in the ccg and didnt notice arima, hirako and the squad 0 kids staring at them

yassssss

“Koori, I’m cold.” It’s late at night in the CCG, and Hairu smells a perfect opportunity.

“Are you?” Ui sidles up to her desk and draws her close to him. He sits and she slides onto his lap. “Hi.”

“Hi yourself.” Hairu strokes his cheek and smiles. “I love you, Koori.”

“I love you, too.” He kisses the top of her forehead. “Is the paperwork good?”

“Almost. But now that I’m comfortable, I could totally stay longer.” Hairu winks, and Ui laughs. She always makes him laugh.

The flash of a camera catches Ui’s attention. “Who?”

He and Hairu both scream to see Hirako and Arima standing in the – admitted open – doorway. Shio holds a camera, and Yusa and Rikai peer out from behind Arima.

“Comfortable?” Hirako asks.

Ui flushes, but Hairu replies, “Very.”

“Good.” Arima’s face is bright red. “It’s bedtime, kids.”

“But I wanted to see her kiss him!” pouts Shio.

“I wanted to see him kiss her,” Rikai adds.

“Aw.” Hairu giggles. “We can’t disappoint them, Koori.”

“Huh?” Ui gasps as she presses her lips to his.

“Your turn.” Hairu pulls away.

Arima winks at him, and Ui’s pulse relaxes. He draws her close and savors every taste. Zero Squad claps in the background.

Uihai where Hairu is brought back as a full ghoul and Ui has to figure out how to deal with that and what side he’s on now?

I like the way you think. (I also kinda wouldn’t be surprised if this happens?)

“Oh Ui my dear.” Furuta waves Ui into his office. “I have a surprise for you.”

Ui approaches suspiciously. There’s a figure buried under a white sheet on Furuta’s desk. How many heads has the director arranged into a sculpture now? “What?”

“This!” Furuta yanks the sheet off to reveal Hairu, gagged and bound.

Two kakugans.

“Hairu!” cries Ui, lunging for her.

“Ah, ah, ah.” Furuta shoves him back.

“You bastard! What did you do to her?!”

“Nothing really. Kanou did it all. i’m not a scientist, but I’m flattered you think so.”

“Shut up and answer me.” Ui lowers his voice. Not Hairu. She can’t be.

“Only ghouls can be brought back. We were planning on turning her into a one-eyed, you know, kinda like Kaneki Ken. But turns out she was already part ghoul.” Furuta dissolves into laughter.

“Liar!” Ui’s seen her pass through Rc scanners.

Furuta snickers and cuts the gag off Hairu. “Hairu, my sweetheart, do you want to tell Ui about yourself?”

Hairu can’t move. She’s too afraid – even death did not frighten her, but Ui knowing – well, she can’t bear it.

“You’re going to tell him. We can do this the nice way or the hard way.” Before Ui can react, Furuta holds a knife at his throat.

“Stop.” Hairu’s breathing races.

“Tell the truth.”

Hairu’s face crumples. “It’s true, Koori.”

“More!” Furuta crows.

“I was born as a failed experiment between ghouls and humans. We’re a special type whose Rc cells can’t be detected by CCG’s scanners.” Hairu gasps through her tears. “How could I – how could I tell you and break your heart?”

Ui’s heart hammers. All this time, she’s been lying to him. She didn’t trust him. She is an enemy.

“Goodbye, Ui. Let it never be said I don’t keep my promises.” Furuta lifts the knife.

“Bastard!” Hairu leaps from her chair, snapping all restraints. Her red rinkaku, not unlike Kaneki’s, slams Furuta to the floor.

She looks at Ui tentatively.

He can barely breathe, but somehow he knows she, the woman who saved his life, is not an enemy. He grabs her hand – she may be a ghoul, but she’s warm and alive. “Tell me everything.”

koyuki-tan:

October 1st is National Uihai day!

With their birthdays being so close at the end of the month, 2 days from the 1st of October, meeting half way for Uihai day.

Let’s make it a day to celebrate this adorable ship by writing, summiting art, whatever’s your fancy! Be sure to leave #Uihai2017 so we can see your contribution ^^

These two deserve some more fan love~

(Inspired by @soutasnotebook ‘s short story! ❤ )

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