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Maybe can we have Masanori, Miki, auntie Koharu, and some of the others throw a surprise party for Uihai day?

UIHAI DAY: The official middle day between Hairu and Ui’s birthdays!

Based on characters from @koyuki-tan‘s Peace Sign and ScapeGOAT. 

“What are you giggling about?” Hairu teases, watching her pink-haired child snicker and slowly curl his fingers, gesturing for her to approach. He leans out of :Re, swinging on the door.

“You’ll see. You too, Daddy.” Masanori grins at Ui.

Hairu and Ui exchange glances as they approach the coffee shop.

“SURPRISE!” Masanori screams, along with Koharu, Ryohei,  The Quinx and Beta Quinx, Touka and Kaneki and GOAT and TSC. 

The shop is crammed full, but a banner swings from the ceiling. 

Happy National UiHai Day!

Hairu squeals and jumps up and down. Ui ducks his face, red with embarrassment.

“You planned this?” he asks his son.

“With help,” Masanori says shyly, gesturing to Miki and Auntie Koharu. 

“Thank you so much!” Hairu tackles her children in a hug.

“We baked special melon pan,” Koharu assures them. “Or, rather, Touka did.”

“Hurrah!” Hairu claps her hands, trembling with delight. No one ever celebrated her brithday in the Garden. Now she has a family and friends, and they’re celebrating her birthday along with her husband’s! 

Ui wraps his arms around his wife. “For you, I’ll deal with Uihai day,” he mumbles in her ear.

Ok since my curiosity got to the better of me, Can I ask for the extension of Maya and Hajime’s babysitting mishap? (Like the parents reaction etc.) Erica probably wasn’t too happy with either of them for nearly loosing her niece, so maybe the GOAT kids could come into play to try to help Hajime and Mayazumi win her over again! >u<

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s ScapeGOAT.

UiHai

– Ui is aghast. He is appalled. Both by Masanori’s cheery disregard for rules and the possible dangers his kid faced!

– Hairu, since she used to dream of sneaking out of the garden, is more sympathetic. She tries to relate to Masanori while encouraging him to never do that again.

– It almost works. But Masanori is too smart for his own good; he begins to piece together similarities between his Mommy’s upbringing and Ryuu’s. So…more sneaking out is required. 

Ui Koharu/Takeo Ryohei

– Ryohei is just relieved that Shouhei is okay. To be honest, his attempts to be stern fall apart.

– Koharu finishes the talk, however. She’s angry but controlled, and quite nuanced. She makes it clear that both the babysitters and the kids are at fault.  

– Ryohei is impressed at his wife and just a tad desperate to kiss her when they finish talking with Shouhei. 

– Shouhei is a bit nervous to follow Masanori’s mischief now. Until Masanori persuades him again. 

Mizurou Tamaki/Ayase Michiko

– Mizurou can’t stop laughing. It’s a problem exacerbated by the rest of Suzuya Squad loving all the photos of Hajime and Mayazumi with painted faces.

– Michiko may be the only one who does not dismiss the idea of Ryuu as an imaginary friend. This concerns her.

Akita Erica 

– Is not going to let Hajime and Mayazumi forget anytime soon. They will buy her dinner in penance, but still.

– She threatens to lose them in battle as revenge.

– Will definitely ensure EVERYONE sees footage of their face paint. 

– She may offer Mayazumi forgiveness and a hug later, though, if he seems distressed enough. Maybe this will…alllow them to talk about feelings. Or mutually understand without talking, because that’s totally how it works rightttttt.

Akita Brooke/Touma Higemaru

– Higemaru gently suggests that Brooke take a walk first to cool off. 

– Higemaru first speaks to Nagisa, explaining the issue in ways tht Nagisa and understand. He then encourages Nagisa to apologize to Hajime and Mayazumi, which Nagisa does.

– Brooke returns and waits as Higemaru explains to Hajime and Mayazumi how to “avoid losing the kids you’re babysitting.” Just…tapping….her…foot. Her mama glare is enough to scare the two into seriousness.

– Nagisa then apologize to Brooke, too, for worrying her, and Brooke and Higemaru both tear up. 

As I’m on my time of month having super bad cramps, here’s an idea: some ccg members of your choice are fighting an SS rated female ghoul, and when she pauses for breath, she gets stabbed brutally in the stomach. While on the floor, she starts laughing and healing, and laughs to them that she’s had period cramps worse than this(!)

As someone who currently relates to your situation, this is hilarious.

“Over there!” Ui pointed towards the SS-rated Lily, so named for the spider lilies that decorated her ornate mask.

She was surprisingly small, but powerful. A good lesson for the Squad Zero kids. So long as Ui, Hairu, and Hirako could keep them alive.

Hirako swiped around the corner, trapping the Lily’s escape.

She backflipped over a railing and soared down the stairs. Hairu and the kids followed without a second thought.

“Be careful!” Ui yelled.

At the end of the stairs, the Lily bent over and gasped slightly.

She barely had time to dodge Hairu’s swing, before falling into Yusa’s sword quinque.

“Ack,” she gasped, collapsing to the floor.

Hairu eyed her with suspicion. She’s calling bullshit. There’s no way an SS ghoul would go down that easily.

“Don’t take your quinques off her,” she orders.

“Kid, I’ve had period cramps worse than this,” laughs the Lily.

“What’s that?” Shio is confused.

“Does CCG teach you nothing, kid?” She moans as her stomach begins to heal.

“Not now!” Hairu knocks the kids out of the way as the Lily uses her ukaku to soar to a window far above them. 

“Gotta thank you. You’ve given my muscles something else to think about besides their lack of pregnancy,” mocks the ghoul before vanishing.   

“Huh?” Ui and Hirako finally reach them. 

Despite the ghoul’s apparent escape, Hairu looks amused. Rikai looks embarrassed, and Shio and Yusa just look confused. 

“She escaped?”

“We have bigger problems,” Hairu said. 

“Is this something about puberty?” Shio looks to the adults.

Ui squeaks as Hairu nods. 

“What did she say?” Hirako asks, already planning on forcing Arima to answer it later. 

KOORI UI CAN RUN IN HEELS AND NOTHING YOU CAN SAY WILL CHANGE MY MIND. AND MIND YOU, NOT THESE LITTLE TWO-INCHERS, THOSE ARE FOR WIMPS, BOY CAN RUN IN FULL-ON SIX-INCH STILETTOS. (Arima may or may not have made him do a whole operation in a cocktail dress and heels)

Ui Koori did indeed do an entire operation in a cocktail dress and stilettos. Not only that, but Arima Kishou and Hirako Take dressed up in similar gear. Their makeup was handled by Arima’s close friend, author Sen Takatsuki.

Hairu Ihei did her own makeup. As a result, she was the only one who did not look like a prostitute.

idk about u but i like to think of uihai’s first kiss like this: it was after a christmas party at a colleagues house, and they were waiting outside for their different taxis and having a conversation which somehow gets to where ui jokes if hed got drunk, he might have made out with someone which makes hairu laugh and then she kisses him and leaves hum in a daze (i know you have a ton of asks rn so please take as long as you need to get here)

Ui: wait did that just happen? Did my bad pickup lines work? *goggles*

Hairu: *shrugs, dances away*

Ui: *rushes after her.* NO WAIT. D – did you – did you mean it?

Hairu: Of course, Koori.

Ui: kisses her again and cries because this is all he wanted for Christmas. 

Taxi driver: I’m sorry to interrupt but aren’t I supposed to be picking up one of you?

Hirako: *hides on porch and films the ensuing chaos*

Okay, so, in the tradition of my weird TG dreams — Ui showing up to the office one day in a ladies’/skirt suit, to compliment Hairu’s “masculine” attire, maybe~? Feel free to decline, of course; I know most people can only handle so much of my stupidity ^^;;

NOT STUPID AT ALL.

“Ui, what are you wearing?” Furuta Nimura doubles over with laughter. 

Sasaki Haise blinks in surprise at Ui’s skirt suit, which is pinstriped and fits him quite well. It’s a mystery to everyone until Ihei Hairu strolls in, in a matching pinstriped vest, her typical tomboy attire.

“We have matching outfits,” Hairu says after a moment. Her eyes shine with delight. This means Ui cares about her! Like, no one cares about her, but right now, Ui does! 

“Surprise,” Ui squeaks, his face flushed. 

“Awwwww!” Hairu rushes forward to grab him. She holds up her phone. “We have to take a selfie for Arima!”

“The fuck,” Urie mutters, just as Saiko yells, “We should do this, Maman!”

“We should show everyone.” Hairu kisses Ui’s cheek, and he’s suddenly certain that his discomfort is worth it. 

So this has been on my mind lately, How would the Ui parents react when meeting both Hairu and Ryoichi for the first time?

Ryoichi is from @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

Hairu

– I think she’d win them over with her cheerful disposition.

– they might think she’s good for the reserved Ui.

– However, I’m not sure how they’d feel about her heritage. They might get over it, as long as it is emphasized that Hairu is mostly human and does not eat people.

Ryoichi 

– poor boy is gonna have a harder time. They’ll be thrilled with him at first, because Koharu clearly loves him and he treats her well.

– But when they realize he’s a full ghoul, their fears start. Mostly for Koharu.

– It might take an Uihai intervention in which they explain that they accept Ryoichi before the parents begin to settle down.

Squads 0 and S3 versus bras? I had this idea last night at four it’s weird. Thanks

Oh. Oh dear.

Squad Zero

Arima Kishou – I’ve seen kagunes less complicated. NO ONE CAN KNOW THAT THE WEAKNESS OF ARIMA KISHOU IS A BRA.

Hairu Ihei: I hate this contraption. Sports bras all the way. 

Ui Koori: his entire vision goes red with embarrassment and he forgets there’s a bra in the first place.

Take Hirako: Insists his partner not move until he can figure out how to unbutton it. When they suggest they can just pull it off, he’s offended. He wants to learn, dammit.

Squad Three

Suzuya Juuzou: He knows exactly how it works and how to remove it. 

Keijin Nakarai: smoothly tugs the bra over his partner’s head instead of unfastening it.

Mizurou Tamaki: Mizurou vs. bra is a gigglefest that no one in S3 Squad avoided hearing.

Miyuki Mikage: what sort of satanic aliens designed this? 

Hanbee Abara: he melts as soon as he sees a bra. 

Maybe some fluff/angst when Koharu learns she is carrying a half ghoul child? Ui and Ryo’s reaction?

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

Ryo

– inwardly: oh my god, what have we done? I’m going to be a terrible father. *sits down to ponder*

– outwardly: gets up, and acts supportive and very snuggly of his pregnant lover. Arms wrapped around her stomach, poking it and whispering hello to his child.

– ask her what he can do – does she need him to pick up vitamins? a massage? flowers? is she craving anything? omg is she throwing up he’s heard people throw up wait will it have red hair or black hair he hopes it’s a redhead but that sound selfish koharu are you okay omg omg omg

– That night, tells Koharu there’s nothing that makes him happier than starting a family with her.

Ui

– MURDER

– Ethics? What Ethics? MURDER IS ETHICS.

– Hairu: You do know you got me pregnant before we were married, right? Hypocrite. 

– Ui: yes but you’re only part ghoul and he’s full ghoul and – seeing Hairu’s face darken – let’s be real I feel different because I don’t want to picture my sister having sex.

– Once he sees the sonogram, he becomes Very Soft. He’s going to be the greatest uncle around, and Hairu has already roped him into helping her plan to be the Best Crazy Aunt (Brooke is her nearest competition, of course).