hi i’m that person who asked for masanori with his aunt and uncle last time. could i request another one like how about shio and koharu take masanori and miki to the beach and are competing to be the favorite in numerous activities?

hello there. Of course you may.

Based on characters from @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign” and @hamliet‘s “The (Mis)adventures of Goat.”

“Auntie Koharu, do I have to wear sunscreen? It feels so icky.” Miki juts out her lower lip as they arrange blankets on the hot sand.

Koharu winces. Shit. There’s no avoiding being the bad guy here. “No, because you’ll get sick otherwise.”

Shio smirks at Koharu, who responds by sticking out her tongue.

“Wait, you can stick out your tongue? Can I? Daddy doesn’t let me.” Masanori sticks out his tongue at Miki.

“Hey!” she yells, responding by poking out her own tongue.

“I’m cool again,” Koharu whispers to Shio. He scowls. “Hey, as soon as Auntie Koharu finishes with the sunscreen, wanna search for shells?”

“Oooh, yeah!” The kids bounce up and down.

Half an hour later, Shio holds up shiny mussel shell. “Look, it’s like a mirror. Miki, you can see your pretty reflection.”

She giggles as Masanori runs around stomping on the shells.

“Masanori, look at this giant clam shell you can smash.” Koharu waves it around.

Shio pouts. “I gave him like ten.”

“But I gave him the biggest,” Koharu says.

Later on, as they swim, Koharu revels that she is, for the moment, still taller than Shio. That means she can tow her niece and nephew into deeper water, hold them over larger waves.

“I like being splashed more,” Masanori says with a shrug, running over to Shio’s side.

“I don’t.” Miki clings to Koharu. “I don’t wanna be p – pull -pulllized.

“Pulverized?” Koharu says with a giggle.

“Yeah. Wheeeee!” Miki cheers as Koharu leaps in unison with the waves, and Shio and Masanori go tumbling head-over-heels.

As they head back to Koori and Hairu’s, they stop for ice cream. Miki frowns, chocolate smeared across her face. “Uh-oh.”

“Uh-oh what?” Shio wipes his flushed face. Ow.

Masanori bursts into laughter. “You both were so focused on putting sunscreen torture on us, you forgot it for yourselves!”

Koharu whimpers slightly. “Shio. How long were we in the sun for?”

“We’re gonna die,” he replies, already texting Yusa and Rikai for aloe.

we’ve seen uncle shio before right?? say that he and koharu fight over who’s the better aunt/uncle to masanori?

LOL.

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

“Masanori!” Shio prances into Ui and Hairu’s apartment waving a bag of cookies. “Look what I brought.”

Koharu stares at him from her position next to Masanori. They’ve been sculpting a kagune castle from play-doh.

And that little shit brought the same cookies she did!

She grabs a handful of play-doh and hurls it at Shio. “I’m the best aunt.”

“That’s fine. I’m the best uncle. My cookie package is bigger, after all.” Shio waves around the bag.

“I will eat both,” giggles Masanori.

“And not the play-doh,” Koharu adds. She’s had to pull it from his mouth two times already.

Masanori pouts.

Shio whips out his phone to get Yusa and Rikai. Buy me edible clay. For Masanori. And science. I will be the best!

Koharu, meanwhile, has her phone out. She and Shio narrow their eyes at each other.

By the time the Beta Squad and Arima Squad appear simultaneously, both with edible clay, Koharu and Shio have managed to convince Masanori to stop sculpting castles and start sculpting food.

“The battle is on,” Shio says solemnly. He will be the Best Uncle!

“Bring it,” Koharu fires back. She will win! She will be the Best Aunt!

some nsfw uihai and koharu accidentally walks in on them.

Ahhhhhh yassssssssssss.

Read @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign” for context. And for Uihai.

“Koori,” Hairu moans as Ui nuzzles between her legs.”You make me so happy.”

“So do you, princess.” Ui gasps as she bends over to leave a hickey on his shoulder. Should be easy enough to cover up so Arima doesn’t see.

“I don’t want to be a princess,” Hairu teases, rolling Ui over. Their bed creaks. “I want to be a knight.”

“A princess knight?” Ui suggests. “I’ll be your loyal sidekick.”

“Not sidekick. Partner. You’re my second half, Koori,” Hairu says, grunting a little as Ui enters her.

“We’re two halves to a whole,” he agrees. Sweat droplets beads his brow, and Hairu lifts her head to kiss them off.

They’re getting into a rocking rhythm, Hairu is squealing and Ui is gasping, they’re only focused on each other and –

“AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!” Koharu screams. For a second, her hair turns white.

“Oh, hi, Koharu.” Hairu waves. “We weren’t expecting you.”

“Clearly,” Koharu manages. Or they would have shut the door. “I’ll just, uh, let myself out now…”

She cackles to herself as she exits. She’s never going to let Ui hear the end of this. Oh, the blackmail she will have!

Ui moans, resting his head on Hairu’s chest.

“Now then, it’s not a big deal. Don’t worry so much, Koori.” Hairu kisses his nose. “Where were we?”

Drunk Brooke insulting Koori and her squad

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.” Read it if you love OCs, Kanae, and Uihai. And if you don’t, you should. ;P

“We need to get you all home before you disgrace the Bureau,” Ui says. Hairu lifts Koharu and Marie off the karaoke stage they’ve been leaning against.

Ui offers his hand to Brooke, and a sober Carma lets Michiko lean against her.

“You’re the tattletale,” Michiko slurs towards Carma.

“I’m not sorry,” Carma admits.

“You shouldn’t be. They should be,” huffs Ui.

Brooke narrows her eyes. Koharu is her Squad Leader, and she’ll be damned if anyone speaks ill of her. “Koharu, did you shove a stick up your brother’s ass when you were little?”

Hairu chortles, and Ui turns red. “Investigator Akita.”

“No, but really.” The room spins as she takes a step. Brooke curses. “Koharu, I take it back. I blame you. Bad leader. Bad.”

“This is almost entertaining,” says Koharu.

“Carma, you wuss. I wanted to do shots with you. Now I’m sad.” Brooke sniffles.

“Michi!” Mizurou rushes into the karaoke bar to take his girlfriend’s hand.

“No, Michiko. You are a strong woman. Walk on your own!” Brooke thrusts her fist in the air, accidentally striking Marie. “Marie, you’re in my way!”

“Brooke, you’re drunk,” Ui pleads. “Koharu, say something!”

“Something,” says Koharu merrily. Hairu and Mizurou dissolve into giggles, and Ui’s glad the music is loud so no one can hear him scream.

Ryoichi does some Christmas shopping for Koharu.

Inspired by @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

“What would she like?” Ryoichi whispers to himself.

He stands before a giant department store, tapping his fingers to his chin.

“Your haircut, doofus,” whispers a voice in his ear.

Ryoichi yelps. He spins around to see a smirking Kanae von Rosewald.

“Look, courting a dove is a bad idea, but you’re not the first idiot to try. And since I’m helpless to save the other, I’ll help you, leibling,” says Kanae. She crosses her arms.

“Why are you being so nice?” He narrows his eyes.

“’Tis the season,” Kanae says. “Have you paid attention to her interests at all?”

“A – a little,” Ryoichi stammers.

“Sweet or savory?”

“Uh, sweet?”

“Wrong.” Kanae shakes her head. “What kind of posters does she have in her room?”

“I wouldn’t look at her room!” Ryoichi cries.

Kanae rolls her eyes. “Oh my god. Horses, dummy.”

“Horses?”

“Yes. Buy her something to do with horses.” Kanae nods. “You can’t go wrong.”

“But…” Ryoichi hesitates. “She might still hate me. Because I’m a full ghoul.”

“You never know until you try. Shuu might hate me because I’m a girl. I’m still gonna try.” Kanae shrugs. “Bye.”

And just like that, the Rose vanishes into the crowd.

When Ryoichi returns to Re later that day, he’s beaming with pride.

“Lemme see.” Touka stomps her foot.

Ryoichi reaches into his bag to produce an elaborate crystalline horse.

“Magnificent,” says Yomo in surprise.

“Touka, you should get Ryoichi to be your boyfriend,” says Nishiki.

“Shut up!” Ryoichi and Touka yell at once.

Hey there! Could I request some Ui and Koharu scenarios?

In case you are not aware, readers, Koharu is Ui’s sister as describes in the lovely story “Peace Sign” by @koyuki-tan. She’s pretty great, and so is the story. https://archiveofourown.org/works/12422457?view_full_work=true

“Ooh, a melon bun.” Koharu eyes the bag in Ui’s hands.

Ui flushes on his way into his office. “Um…it’s not for you.”

“You just got enough for you and Hairuuuuuu,” Koharu purrs, hardly bothered. “Is tonight the night I’m going to become an auntie?”

“Koharu, shut up.” Ui slammed his office door in her face.

She knows she probably deserved that, but no matter. Koharu skips off to fill the rest of the beta-Quinx Squad in on Ui’s latest date ideas.

“It’s not even his latest idea,” Brooke complains. “Didn’t he do that two days ago, too?”

“Well, yes, but it’s cute,” Carma says quickly.

Michiko blushes. Mizurou and she often split meals in their offices. She finds it very romantic.

“We need to pressure that boy into proposing. Or at the least, confessing to Arima,” says Marie.

“Same difference, really,” Koharu muses. She wants Hairu as her sister-in-law. Hairu is good for Ui.

When Ui and Hairu finally emerge from his office – notably rumpled – Koharu grins slyly. Brooke winks at her.

“Shut up,” Ui mumbles as he passes Koharu.

“Koori, that’s not very nice,” says Hairu. She flashes a smile at Koharu. “Ui bought me melon buns again!”

“He knows you love them because he loves you,” Koharu says.

“Koharu!” Ui turns beet red.

“What?! You do. There’s no shame in my saying it.”

“I know, I just – Koharu – can you not -” Ui is too flustered to eek out a proper reply.

“I love him too.” Hairu turns around, and in full view of Koharu and her squad, kisses Ui.

In the background, Brooke holds up a camera.