just thinking what if shu tries to come out to his dad and finding hE’S BI TOO

I feel like at some point this was probably canon.

“Dad…I miss Karren.” Shuu wipes his eyes.

“I know, my boy.” Mirumo pats Shuu’s head.

“It’s just, like, I liked her…really liked her. Even when I thought she was a boy. Even when I was lovestruck for Kaneki.” Shuu glances at his dad. Sweat beads his brow. “I’ve just been convincing myself I wanted to eat him, but I wanted to love him this whole time.”

And he threw me off a roof and killed Karren.

“Shuu…I know.” Mirumo smiles.

“You do?” Shuu starts.

“No one is that heartbroken over food, not even a Tsukiyama,” Mirumo says with a smile. “I think you and Karren – or Kanae – would have been a wonderful couple.” He winks. “Your mother and I were bisexual, too.”

Shuu’s mouth drops open. “You are?”

“Is it that surprising? We tried to raise you to be open to whatever sexuality you wanted.” Mirumo half-smiles. “I’m proud of you, Shuu, and who you are and whomever you become.”

Shuu grabs his father and wraps his arms tight around him. “Thank you, Papa.”

Mirumo hasn’t had a hug like that since Shuu was little. Tears fill his eyes. “I love you, Shuu.”

“I love you too, Papa,” Shuu murmurs.

You know who I miss? Kyou. Give us some more Kyou and Chiharu please. Like what did they do before Goat?

I miss her too. 🙂

Chiharu excelled in high school, and was torn between college and joining the Great Wheel Act.

Kyou had dropped out of college due to depression, though she remained very bright and studious in her own time. She tutored kids – human and ghoul – and was hoping she and Chiharu could start a secret school for ghouls.

She started a secret blog on being a transgender ghoul. Most people wrote the blog off as satire, but not all. She hoped that she might change at least one person’s mind on ghouls and/or gender. She probably did.

Chiharu’s contacts in the Great Wheel Act first alerted her to :Re, and then Goat. With things for ghouls beginning to spiral, she and Kyou planned to escape to :Re, but then :Re was found out.

The Great Wheel act alerted Chiharu to Goat’s location in the 24th ward, but Kyou originally hesitated. However, CCG found her location through her blog, and two adult investigators showed up on their door “just to check” (since CCG, again, was unsure if the blog was real or not).

Kyou and Chiharu narrowly escaped their apartment by jumping out their windows, and fled to the 24th Ward, where Chiharu developed a crush on Kaneki and Kyou began to loathe him for his perceived inaction.

That is where she met Shuu. 😉

Oh man im sorry I meant younger Tsukiyama with a human so. I was saying fetus as in talking about the Tsukiyama we see in the Ova Pinto. I’m sorry I guess I should’ve been clearer with my ask!!

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Oooh I’m sorry for misunderstanding!

“You almost threw Hori off a roof?” Tsukiyama’s SO gapes at him.

“It was a mere jest.”

“Did she think so?” They jab their finger at him. Tsukiyama, at least, has the dignity to appear chastened. “Shuu. You’re going to get caught.”

“I already have been,” he purrs, delivering them his slyest smile.

“You imp!” They roll their eyes, but press their lips against his cheek.

Tsukiyama glances behind him to see Matsumae appear. “We should go get coffee or something, my fair elf.”

They shake their head in amusement as Tsukiyama heads off with them. Matsumae’s already not thrilled about Chie. She’ll be even less pleased that he’s out with a human date.

Tsukiyama doesn’t come home until late. He spends his time below the stars, kissing them with burning passion he’s never felt before, leaping through the bushes to pluck a rose for them. They exclaimed in dismay when he pricked himself on a thorn, but his regeneration healed him immediately. And he felt pleased to be a ghoul.

He calls them ma chere and can’t stop smiling even now, that he’s already walked them home.

“Ahem.”

As soon s the door to the Tsukiyama mansion swings shut behind him, Tsukiyama sees Matsumae standing behind it with her arms crossed.

“Hello there, Madam,” he purrs.

“What are you doing, Shuu?”

“You mean [Name]?” He flutters his lashes.

“I know you’re excited to be in the ghoul restaurant, but if you take them there, you’ll be the number one suspect.” Matsumae glares at him.

Tsukiyama pales.

“I’m not taking them to the restaurant.”

“Either way.”

“No, you don’t understand.” He swallows. His mouth is uncharacteristically dry. “I … I don’t want to eat them.”

Matsumae’s eyes widen.

“I love them,” Tsukiyama protests. “I would never hurt them.”

“I see,” she says quietly. “Be careful nonetheless.”

She leaves him, then, but the next day he finds a business card for Tokyo’s best flower shop on his desk.

And, after a few months, a box of condoms. o.O

Oh shoot, you wanted headcanons. It’s been a long week. I’m sorry!

– Tsukiyama probably met his SO at high school. Possibly, they helped him out with a subject he’s bad at (math).

– They realized they had similar fashion tastes. Shopping becomes a favorite activity of theirs.

– He buys them expensive dinners, flowers, and chocolate. He also envies their ability to eat chocolate, which they occasionally tease him with. He will then pretend to be heartbroken.

– Matusumae knows, and subtlety approves. She probably hopes a human SO will help calm Shuu down.

– He’s hesitant to admit all his sordid activities to them, but they’ll probably accept him while still encouraging him to do better.

– When Shuu introduces them first to Mirumo, his father is stunned that they’re human, but once he sees how happy they make Shuu, and how well they treat him, he’ll be like a second father.

Oh man im sorry I meant younger Tsukiyama with a human so. I was saying fetus as in talking about the Tsukiyama we see in the Ova Pinto. I’m sorry I guess I should’ve been clearer with my ask!!

Oooh I’m sorry for misunderstanding!

“You almost threw Hori off a roof?” Tsukiyama’s SO gapes at him.

“It was a mere jest.”

“Did she think so?” They jab their finger at him. Tsukiyama, at least, has the dignity to appear chastened. “Shuu. You’re going to get caught.”

“I already have been,” he purrs, delivering them his slyest smile.

“You imp!” They roll their eyes, but press their lips against his cheek.

Tsukiyama glances behind him to see Matsumae appear. “We should go get coffee or something, my fair elf.”

They shake their head in amusement as Tsukiyama heads off with them. Matsumae’s already not thrilled about Chie. She’ll be even less pleased that he’s out with a human date.

Tsukiyama doesn’t come home until late. He spends his time below the stars, kissing them with burning passion he’s never felt before, leaping through the bushes to pluck a rose for them. They exclaimed in dismay when he pricked himself on a thorn, but his regeneration healed him immediately. And he felt pleased to be a ghoul.

He calls them ma chere and can’t stop smiling even now, that he’s already walked them home.

“Ahem.”

As soon s the door to the Tsukiyama mansion swings shut behind him, Tsukiyama sees Matsumae standing behind it with her arms crossed.

“Hello there, Madam,” he purrs.

“What are you doing, Shuu?”

“You mean [Name]?” He flutters his lashes.

“I know you’re excited to be in the ghoul restaurant, but if you take them there, you’ll be the number one suspect.” Matsumae glares at him.

Tsukiyama pales.

“I’m not taking them to the restaurant.”

“Either way.”

“No, you don’t understand.” He swallows. His mouth is uncharacteristically dry. “I … I don’t want to eat them.”

Matsumae’s eyes widen.

“I love them,” Tsukiyama protests. “I would never hurt them.”

“I see,” she says quietly. “Be careful nonetheless.”

She leaves him, then, but the next day he finds a business card for Tokyo’s best flower shop on his desk.

And, after a few months, a box of condoms. o.O

Hey um I need some fetus (pinto) Tsukiyama head canons with his human so. Like can we just appreciate fetus Tsukiyama😂😂

You know fetus Tsukiyama dazzled the ultrasound technician with model poses and probably emerged from the womb screaming TRES BIEN.

But when Tsukiyama is with his human so…

– he actually can’t speak when he first sees the ultrasound of his child growing in his lover. His lover’s child. You are creating life. That overwhelms him to unusual silence.

– He definitely talks to the fetus from the moment his so finds out they’re pregnant.

– He especially encourages the fetus to be healthy and enjoy the meat its mother has to consume to keep it alive.

– If he could, he’s stay in front of the ultrasound forever, marveling at this half-human, half-ghoul god of a fetus.

– He is super into showing off pictures of his fetus to everyone in earshot. Even strangers on the street. He particularly likes annoying Nishiki with it. Or anyone from CCG (think “You tried to end me and now I’m procreating! TAKE THAT!”).

Kakuja!Touka headcanons?

– her kakuja looks like a rabbit flying on flames.

– Kakuja Touka is still very sexy to Kaneki. They once tried to, ah, include their kakujas in their sexy times. It did not go well.

– Ayato is hella jealous.

– She loves having a kakuja. It makes her feel more like a badass, and it’s super useful for enclosing her baby for protection.

– Inspired by Touka, Kaneki wrote a children’s book called The Rabbit and the Centipede.

– She mostly uses it on missions to help secure peace between humans and ghouls. However, on occasion she uses it to scare Ayato and Yomo. The latter involved her running up to him, imitating a kids voice. “Uncle, uncle, look what I can do!” He nearly fainted and definitely needed a drink afterwards.

– Tsukiyama helpfully informed Touka she smelled “infinitely more delicious” since becoming a kakuja.

Crack head cannon: After kaneki is extracted from dragon, q squad encounters the women they saw aura and mutsuki try to kill earlier now at the hospital and witness her punch a doctor ( that nobody liked cause he was more interested in dissecting kaneki then saving him). Saiko suggests they should go talk to her cause she might know her maman, which they do and it’s leads to a whole bunch of revelations.

“There they are.” Saiko and the rest of the Quinx have finally arrived at the hospital. Tokyo’s controlled enough that they can visit Maman for an hour.

She waves at Hide, Tsukiyama Shuu, and the manager of :Re. They all wave back, though their attention remains on the white-haired doctor talking to them.

“Perhaps he might better serve the world in a lab,” says the creaky old doctor, pushing his glasses up his nose.

“Oh, hell no!” The pretty ukaku the Quinx saw from earlier leaps to her feet and punches him square in the jaw. “Not on my watch, you’re not.”

“Amen.” Hide claps.

“Miss -”

“We saw nothing,” Tsukiyama says innocently.

The doctor scowls before scurrying away.

“I’ll call Dad and find a proper doctor.” Tsukiyama leaps to his feet and hurries off in search of better phone service.

“Do you know Saiko’s Maman?” Hsaio asks.

Mutsuki turns red. He and Aura exchange glances.

“I’m his wife,” says the ghoul with a shrug.

“Wait – what?” Urie sputters.

“Seriously?” Higemaru grins.

“AIEEEEEEEE!” Saiko launches herself into the ghoul’s arms. “Hi! Hello! I’m Saiko! I’m your daughter, kind of, I guess!”

The ghoul laughs nervously. “I’m Touka.”

“We should talk,” Mutsuki says nervously.

Touka nods. “That sounds good to me. It’s nice to meet Ken’s family.”

Matsuri strips and declares his love for Sasaki/Kaneki in his office instead of for Urie. He stalks after Sasaki to profess his undying feelings and inadvertently encounters Tsukiyama. Both are quick to pick up on the others passionate and theatrical personality and see a rival in the other for Sasaki/Kaneki’s love. Meanwhile Kaneki/Sasaki is actually secretly seeing Mutsuki

Okay but am I the only one desperate to see Tsukiyama and Matsuri interact? The DRAMA!

“I will do everything for you…KANEKI KEN!” Matsuri rips off his shirt and stalks across his office.

He must find Kaneki. Kiss him. Tell him his feelings. Kiss him again.

Kaneki will help bring down the Washuu’s toxic masculinity. Kaneki will accept him as a good man.

Matsuri rushes towards Goat’s last known location, a cafe called :Re.

“Wait, wait, wait. Just who are you, ma chere?” An elegant man pushes Matsuri back as soon s he rings the door, sweating, out of breath, and lacking most of his clothing.

“Fiend! Do you not work for Kaneki Ken? I must see him!” cries Matsuri.

The tall man’s eyes gleam. “Is that so? Tres bien! May the best man win!”

He sweeps down in a bow before Matsuri. “Tsukiyama Shuu, at your service, rival.”

“Washuu Matsuri,” Matsuri stammers, suddenly afraid. Tsukiyama. The one they tried to kill.

Tsukiyama glares at him as recognition finally dawns on his face.

After a moment of staring, they both dash for the back of :Re.

“What the fuck?!” yells :Re’s manager. She’s probably a pretty girl. Matsuri wouldn’t know.

“Kaneki my pet,” wails Tsukiyama, throwing open a door to an office.

“Kaneki, my fire, my love, my life!” shrieks Matsuri.

Kaneki sits bolt upright in his chair. The chair he’s straddling with Mutsuki Tooru.

All four men scream.

Yomo, Uta and Tsukiyama watching a horror movie with their so. Like their so getting scared and clinging onto them whenever a jump scare happens.

Yomo

You clutch Yomo’s hand in your sweating palms by the time ten minutes have passed. When you jump violently again, he wordlessly opens his jacket and wraps you inside.

“Thank you,” you mumble, enjoying the feeling of his mighty arms around your shoulders.

“I’ll protect you,” he says, a serious light in his eyes. You plant a kiss on his cheek before turning back to the TV.

“Aieeeee!” you scream.

Uta

“Hon, nothing’s happened yet.” Uta spies sweat beading your brow. It’s cute and kinda attractive.

“I know, but…something’s going to,” you whisper. Uta has, of course, insisted on turning out all the lights in your apartment. For theatrical effect.

“Don’t you think I’m strong enough to protect you?” He bends over to tickle your feet.

“OR to hurt me!” you shriek.

He chuckles and draws you closer. “Just watch. We’re gonna have a great time. What’s life without a few scares?”

Tsukiyama

“Wait.” You narrow your eyes. You’re shaking even under the blanket Tsukiyama has wrapped the two of you in, and you certainly won’t sleep tonight, but –

“This was your idea.”

“Indeed, ma chérie.” Tsukiyama smiles thinly.

“You’re trembling. You’re scared, too!”

“What?” Tsukiyama gasps. “Non. Never.”

“You are too!”

On the screen, another demon clown bursts out of a door.

“Yipes!” Tsukiyama throws his arms around you. “Kill me, clown, not them!”

You both look at each other. Your grins grow and grow, until both of you throw your heads back and scream in unison.

Hey can I get some hcs of Tsukiyama with a human so who gets uncomfortable staying in public for a long amount of time and prefers to stay at home. Also hope you have/had a nice vacation!!!

Aw thank you!!!! ❤ And yes, yes you most certainly may.

– Tsukiyama is quite an extrovert, so he’s fascinated by the idea of an introvert. He’ll pepper you with questions about what’s overwhelming about being public, what he can do to help, and whether his presence is overwhelming, too.

– He’ll familiarize himself with all your discomfort “tells.” If he notices them while you’re out in public, he’ll whisk you away as soon as he can.

– He’ll probably buy you pets to make home more adventurous.

– In time, he’ll realize how precious your way of interacting with the world is and love you all the more for it. Nights at home with you keep him grounded, and he knows it.

– You probably have at least one home movie night a week. It’s his favorite day of the week, and yours too.

– He’ll encourage you not to be afraid/shy, if that’s an issue, and shower you with assurances if it is.

– He’ll buy you ALL the books and computer games. The Beast’s library in Beauty and the Beast will be nothing compared to the one Tsukiyama creates for you.