Hello my favorite little author. This is something that I’ve been trying to picture for a while, Can you write headcanons of Eto’s wedding please. That way she can have a happy ending to 😊.

– She still teases Kaneki at the altar, asking him if he has any objections. Kaneki is mortified. 

– She interrupts “you may now kiss” to kiss. She can’t even wait for the end of the sentence.

– Noro is the officiant. Which may prompt Tatara to ask if this is legal, since he’s technically dead. As a result, Tatara may or may not be run through by Eto’s kagune at the rehearsal.

– RED SPIDER LILIES EVERYWHERE. 

– Eto will have a wild, wild, WILD reception. Featuring Takizawa as DJ and Kurona as the savior of their dance music. 

– Hinami is maid of honor. Naturally. Eto makes sure to throw Hina the bouquet, too. And to smirk at Ayato.

– Eto wears a short, unconventional wedding dress. Perhaps gothic. 

– She enters a dance battle with Tsukiyama Shuu and Urie Kuki. Tsukiyama is about to win but then he feels bad since she’s the bride. 

Oooh, I liked the new pregnancy request! I got inspiration for a request by it, so could I request all of those guys meeting that kid when they’re about 17-18, but the teen is actually a rude, hot headed little shit that kills and fights for fun. (For Arima, fights for fun. No human murderers .3.). They also look exactly like their papas~ Bonus points if the mother had died, and for Yomo the mother was kidnapped while pregnant I just love suffering don’t you

I love suffering too, especially with pregnancy angst

Uta

– Uta finds his brat absolutely hysterical. She just snuck into Hysy and declared it her new home. Just like he would.

– His daughter has his naturally blonde hair, piercings, and ostentatious fashion, and is an artist in her own right.

– When he asks her about her art, she proudly proclaims that the boys she beats up are her art. 

– Uta realizes that this is his punishment, and that his recently deceased lover is probably laughing at him from the afterlife. This has to be her orchestration. Somehow.

– The girl acts tough, but Uta hears her crying the night after she finds a picture of Uta with his pregnant lover.

– She later admits she grew up in the 4th ward, so she heard a lot about the deposed leader … and is frankly stunned that the leader is her father. 

– Itori takes her on as an apprentice. She also becomes good friends with Touka. Their brash personalities mix well, and Uta’s daughter is fascinated by school.

Yomo Renji

– Yomo’s heart palpitates the second the lanky kid, too tall for his childlike face, enters :Re. His hair is blonde to ash at the ends – greying in his late teens, like Yomo.

– His kid is quiet, but doesn’t know much about communication, so his rudeness is mostly unintentional. Like when he tells Nishiki to fuck himself.

– Except Nishiki retorts with a crude yo mama joke, and finds himself promptly electrocuted. 

– Yomo takes his son for a walk, during which the kid admits electrocution and fighting is the only thing that makes him feel good. Because he always wins. This disturbs and concerns Yomo.

– Yomo asks about his mother. The ghoul who vanished one night; he always assumed CCG took her.

– The kid says he grew up as an experiment in a hospital basement. His mother was with him, until she grew sick from too many experiments when he was fifteen. She gradually wasted away, but on her deathbed, she told him the answers about his dad that he always wondered. 

– She never wanted to risk telling her child before, in case Dr. Kanou tried to torture it out of the boy, and then went after Yomo for his strength. 

– She then used the last of her strength to help her son escape the hospital, with an address for Anteiku, which by then was ash. Somehow, a kindly ghoul named Uta found him and, upon learning his story, told him to come here. 

– Yomo and his son reconcile, and both cry for the woman too brave for this world. 

– When they return to :Re, Yomo tells his son not to punch Nishiki anymore, which is promptly undermined by Touka’s “as long as its after hours” and Koma’s volunteering for sparring hours.  

Tsukiyama Shuu

– His high school sweetheart moved in with him. They had decided to have the baby, but she was ambushed and killed by ghoul-hunting human vigilantes.

– She still hadn’t learned about the species of her child, to Shuu’s endless angst. But somehow, miraculously, she had made it until the 7th month. 

– The baby was saved, and in her last moments, when Shuu found her, she told him she already knew.

– He gave the child away and drowned himself in gourmet pleasures. 

– When the kid returns, eager to fight Rio to defend some kids/enjoy the fight, Tsukiyama encounters him.

– As a ranking officer in the TSC, he did not arrive on scene until Yusa and his child were nearly surrounded. 

– To his amazement, he recognized them immediately. They made a great team that evening, he, Yusa, and his son. For all his sarcasm and complaints, the kid was charming. 

– Tsukiyama embraces him and cries before telling him who he is. It’s awkward all around.

– It gets more awkward when Tsukiyama Jr. begins dating Yusa.

Arima Kishou

– His daughter is the spitting image of young Arima, glasses and all. 

– She is brought into CCG for being a delinquent who kills ghouls. By hand. That was his first clue. 

– As soon as he sees her mother’s name (and death certificate), and that she’s a runaway from a foster home, he panics. This is real?! 

– He promptly takes her into his squad. She’s a bit unhinged, like Juuzou was, but he can be the good father, right? Right?

– Surprisingly, it’s nice and quiet Hirako who gets through to her. Or, more specifically, his Shiba. Arima’s daughter has a soft spot for animals. Plus, Shio, Rikai, and Yusa call her big sister, and she loves it. 

– She confronts Arima about who he is after seeing a photo of him as a child. This photo was supplied by Furuta, obviously. 

– “It was obvious to you – it’s obvious to everyone here, isn’t it, everyone except me?” she cries. 

– They have a long, horrible conversation. At the end, they reconcile, but she’s very disturbed by the truth of the Washuus. 

– Cue her confronting Furuta about V and struggling to unite all the Washuus – including Yoshitoki and Matsuri – against V. 

Could I request Young Uta, young Yomo, young Tsukiyama, and young Arima (when they were teens) finding out their s/o is pregnant. They’re teens, so I suspect their reaction would be different from adult them. Also, for Uta and perhaps Yomo, since I can’t see Uta with a gentle s/o as a teen, perhaps make her a bit rough, violent and sadistic yet a sweet little kitten?

Let’s assume they’re all ~16-17. This is at – above the age of consent where I live, though I understand it is different in other places. 

Uta

– Uta has an argument with his grouchy s/o one night, when they don’t want to eat a drunken man. 

– They stomp off, and Uta races after them. After more bickering – in which his s/o definitely echo’s Yomo’s insults about Uta’s tiny glasses – his s/o confesses that they are late.

– Uta freaks. He goes straight to the nearest drugstore to buy a test, and allows his s/o to wait outside to avoid being linked to it. His s/o quietly thanks him, argument forgotten. 

– They then go to Uta’s home, where he and his s/o discover together that s/o is  pregnant. 

– His s/o wants to have kids someday, but they are unsure that now is a good time. And Uta is unsure he ever wants kids, but he’s certainly not going to force his s/o to decide. 

– I suspect his s/o would want to have the child, but not raise it at their age. So  they’d need to find a ghoul family to adopt them (Itori can help). If they can’t, they might have an abortion and be very sad about it. 

– Uta will be comforting, and try to kick anyone who mocks his pregnant s/o’s ass. I say ‘try’ because s/o is pretty damn good at kicking ass themselves. They joke that hormones are their fuel. 

– Uta will be very relieved once the kid is born, and their s/o does not decide to keep them. This is a paranoia he’s been feeling for months. Cue more arguing that he didn’t talk to his s/o about it. 😛

Yomo Renji

– His s/o is a ghoul who stirs his wild side. Yomo would never risk dating a human.

– Yomo finds out because another ghoul sniffs his s/o and asks bluntly if he and his s/o know they’re pregnant. His s/o’s phony attempts to laugh it off – and the panic in their eyes – tell Yomo everything. Even before Yomo takes them somewhere private to talk.  

– Yomo panics a bit, but his s/o shakes him. They remind him that Hikari got pregnant with Touka out of wedlock, so she will probably help, not judge them.

– Yomo would really hope his s/o decides to have the baby. He has a secret fatherly, soft side that his s/o likes to tease him about. 

– This is how Yomo and Uta became friends. Yomo’s s/o needed help and Itori had oodles of resources, and Itori naturally told Uta. 

– Uta then decided to make peace with Yomo and become his friend. Though Yomo’s hormonal s/o may have seen them together, assumed Uta meant harm, and tried to attack him.  

Tsukiyama Shuu

– He finds out when classmate Chie shows him a picture of his human s/o in the bathroom with a pregnancy test. To be fair, the s/o wanted Chie to tell Shuu because they were scared. 

– Since his lover is a human classmate, Tsukiyama knows that odds aren’t good. But he will sit down with them and ask what they want to do. He’ll probably cry the entire time, and he will be comforting. 

– If they do want to have the child, he feels guilty that he’s unsure whether to tell them he’s a ghoul, thereby increasing chances of survival, or not. 

– Chie will ferret as much information on clinics, hospitals, and doctors as necessary.

– Unfortunately for Shuu, Matsumae finds out and immediately schedules Tsukiyama to sit down with his father. 

– Mirumo sighs and informs his son he already knows. Tsukiyama is embarrassed and distressed and unsure what to do. 

– Mirumo will certainly support them in whatever way he can, and he won’t be judgmental. After all, Shuu is already facing consequences, so why become angry? 

– If Shuu really loves his s/o, Mirumo willl even encourage Shuu to confess the truth about his ghoul nature.

– Mirumo will pay for doctor’s visits, an adoption agency, or an abortion, depending on what the couple decide. 

Arima Kishou

– his s/o is a human he met undercover in class, while investigating the Lantern murders. His s/o calls him to come over late at night, and tearfully tells him the news. 

– Arima is terrified, because he can just imagine what Tsuneyoshi and V would say and do to his s/o. And their kid, should the kid be born. 

– He also has to fear that the child will either be miscarried, or die early because of its heritage. 

– He will still allow his s/o to make their decision. If they want to have the kid, he will begin making plans to help them escape any suspicions of V. 

– If s/o eventually decides on an abortion, he supports them and stays with them. To be honest, he will hope for this – for their sake. 

– Either way, unfortunately, V does find out, and Arima has to ask Eto Yoshimura to spirit his s/o away to safety. Eto gives him hell for this, but she’s surprisingly comforting to a human who was/is pregnant with a partially-ghoul child. 

– His s/o definitely joins ccg and helps investigate V later in life. They may meet again, possibly with a child in tow. 

I know this is dark, but it’s something a tad personal. Could I request Uta, Yomo, Fruit-Chan, Tsukiyama, Karen and Arima reacting to their S/o who was taken advantage of while drunk in their own house?

❤ You can indeed. I’m okay with dark, terrible, and sensitive subjects so long as they aren’t glorified. ❤ ❤ ❤ hugs ❤

That being said, dear readers: here’s a trigger warning for sexual assault, and I’ll post it below the cut.

Uta

– You tell Uta what happened, trying to downplay it, almost making light of it. Like it shouldn’t bother you. Even though it does.

– When you finish with a nervous laugh, quipping “guess I shouldn’t get drunk anymore,” Uta snaps out of his shock. He crosses the room and wraps his arms around you. 

– You try to swallow the lump in your throat. “Are you mad at me?”

– He’s appalled. He strokes your hair and growls out the words. “No. It wasn’t your fault. Someone … forced you to have sex when you didn’t want to.”

– You begin to cry, because he’s naming it without saying the word you’re somehow afraid to say. And because he’s right, but you – you can’t stop thinking that you did something different, something wrong.

– “Do you want to say here tonight? You can stay as long as you feel safe.” Uta rubs your back. “And I will always be here to listen if and when you want to talk.”

– You nod. He peers into your eyes  not with pity, just empathy and a flicker of indignation, and faith. Uta may be a ghoul, but you do feel safe with him, in his house…and for now, that’s what you need. 

Yomo Renji

– You notice his kakugans glowing halfway through your story, and ask him if he’s angry.

– “For you,” he insists, clenching his fists. A tear leaks down his cheek. It’s not fair, it’s not right – how dare anyone hurt you?

– He’ll find whatever medical or emotional care you need.

– “Don’t think of me as broken,” you snap, and Yomo’s eyes burn as he reassures you, “Never.” 

– You wrap your arms around you, and he probably lifts you up and cradles you in his arms.

Furuta Nimura

– So because Fruit-chan is who he is, he probably heard a rumor that your assailant was really grabby at your party, and that you disappeared with them for a while. Since your behavior changed after that, he – like the insecure asshole he is – assumed you cheated on him.  

– You’re insulted when he finally confronts you, a few weeks later. “Nothing happened,” you insist. “I love you, even if you can’t believe it.” To be honest, it’s a black hole in your memory. 

– “I … don’t remember.” You start to shake, because memories are flooding back, memories that are incredibly fucked-up and memories you don’t want to remember at all.

– Furuta sees you turn pale and begin to shake. That isn’t like you, and despite his hurt, he’s now alarmed. “[Name]?”

– “I’m going to throw up,” you say. Furuta grabs you a trash can, and holds you, as he slowly begins to realize what you are realizing.

– “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry,” he begs.

– “I haven’t said anything,” you spit.

– “You don’t need to.” Furuta holds you, shaking with disgust at himself, horror and devastation for you, and anger at your attacker. You can take your time talking to him, and he will do his best to support you. And profusely apologize for his assumptions. 

– He probably will kill this person, unless you ask him for due process. 

Tsukiyama Shuu

– He sobs. He sobs and wails, though you remain unemotional, detached.

– “I’m an idiot,” you say, and that’s when he turns fierce. 

– “No.” Shuu holds you close, sniffling now. “You are not. You are strong, and that person was wrong. Not you.” 

– “I wish I had been there. Can you forgive me for not walking you home?”

– “It’s not your fault,” you stay stiffly.  

– “Or yours!” he cries. “I’ll say that whenever you need to hear it. We – we are going to get through this, together.”

–  He squeezes your hand. “If you want to, that is?” You nod, and he lets you finally sob onto his expensive jacket. 

Karren Von Rosewald

– She suspected something was wrong when you avoided spending time at home the last week. You’re a homebody, unlike Karren. 

– Eventually, especially after seeing how withdrawn you are, she pulls you aside to ask you if she has done anything wrong. And keeps asking questions, until you hint at what happened.

– Karren gasps. She’s furious – part of her wants to hunt them down and tear them limb from limb. But not eat them. they don’t deserve to be food. 

– She wraps her arms around you, assures you she is supportive of whatever you need, and is determined to help in whatever ways she can.

Arima Kishou 

– He’s silent at first, which only increases your worry. But he’s just trying to control his own emotions. 

– He then asks, delicately, if you have seen a doctor. If you need to, he will arrange for one, as discreetly as you wish. 

– Your shoulders are hunched, and you huddle in your chair, leaning away from him. Your self-hatred is palpable. 

– Arima kneels before you. He then assures you he believes you, he loves you, and he is only quiet because he’s sick at the thought. And because he instinctively planned killing them. 

– You ask him not to kill, but to perhaps open an investigation based on your anonymous report. He readily agrees, using both CCG and Aogiri resources. 

– He won’t ever leave you alone again. 

I request Yamori surviving his fight with Kaneki, coming back at some point and meeting Naki’s nine children. Also did Naki get sex Ed from Tsukiyama or something? Because last time I checked this cinnamon bun didn’t know how to write, never mind sex.

– Oh Tsukiyama 100% gave Naki sex ed. But the Gourmet probably used Touka and Kaneki as an example to lead into this discussion.

– this resulted in innocent Naki asking Touka about it and Miza nose bleeding, until pregnant Touka still beat Tsukiyama’s ass with her kagune.

– When he returns, Yamori is stunned to see Naki a) alive and b) married and c) married to Miza.

– Miza is not thrilled with Yamori – she never has been – but she accepts him for Naki’s sake. 

– Naki tells Big Bro how he always buys presents on his kids’ birthdays for them ‘just like you did for me.’ Big Bro definitely doesn’t feel a lump in his throat, or a prickle in his eyes. Nope. Definitely not. 

– He totally does.

– Yamori has fun play-wrestling with the brood, though he’s slightly unnerved by their cunning natures and sheer numbers advantage.

– The Nakimiza brood likes climbing “Mount Yamori.” This has resulted in many photos and videos that Miza savors. And distributes, to Yamori’s dismay.

I’m really craving a Tsukikana reunion. Maybe an au where she was taken to Cochlea and then Kaneki takes her to meet up with Tsukiyama and they reunite? I would love that ever so much!

Please yes. 

Tsukiyama paces the cheap tiled floors of Kaneki’s designated safe house. Touka texted that they were successful. Kaneki is joining them on their way back from Cochlea, with a freed Hinami. 

He’s scared to see Kaneki. Scared his friend will reject him, after throwing him off a roof, after – Karren.

The door finally opens, and Tsukiyama whirls around with the bouquet of flowers he bought for little Hinami. “Welcome home!”

Hinami breaks into a smile, and even Ayato grins. A heavily injured Yomo staggers in, leaning by a former CCG investigator – Hirako, if Tsukiyama recalls. Three children in CCG uniforms follow, and finally an unconscious Kaneki cried by Touka. 

And then another lanky figure steps inside, locking the door behind them.

Tsukiyama cries out.

Karren stares at him. Thin, her maroon hair a mess. Her lips part. 

“Karren?” he whispers her name, her real name.

“M – master Shuu.” Karren swallows as tears fill her eyes.

“Let’s leave them.” Touka beckons everyone to follow her into the kitchen. 

“You’re alive.” Tsukiyama doesn’t move. For once, the gourmet’s response is silence and stillness. He’s not sure why he’s responding so differently to Karren. 

“You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen,” Tsukiyama blurts out. He lunges across the room to sweep her in his arms and kiss her, seizing the chance he has always regretted missing.

“M -”

“Don’t call me Master anymore,” he pleads. “Just Shuu.” 

“Shuu,” Karren says, a tender smile on her face. After all, she knows a thing or two about calling people by their chosen names. 

Tsukiyama tightens his embrace. There’s so much to talk about. “I – do I deserve to be this happy?”

“Yes,” Karren says firmly. 

“Can I kiss you again, then?” 

Headcanons for Shuu, Uta, Kuki, Ayato and Ginshi for their first kiss with their S/O.

Tsukiyama Shuu

– Shuu is an old-fashioned romantic. He’ll take their hands, draw them close, gently lean forward and close his eyes.

– He’ll make sure to do this at sunset and/or in a glamorous location.

– There will be a heavy make-out session. 

Uta

– probably gives s/o a quick peck when s/o least expects it.

– he’ll then slyly ask if they want more. Will he try to seduce them that night too? Probably.

Urie Kuki

– Hey, S/O? You better initiate. Or strongly, strongly hint. 

– When their lips brush his, his heart races, and he grabs them around their waist to pull them nearer.

– It will be closed-mouth, yet last for a long time. 

Kirishima Ayato

– tries to act cool. Fails. Will probably mash his mouth against his s/o. 

– if his s/o opens their mouth/moves their tongue into his, he will feel like dying of happiness. 

– He’s sweetly concerned about being too aggressive/hurting them. 

Shirazu Ginshi

– He’s effing terrified. Shaking. Palms sweating. 

– probably blurts out “can I kiss you?” before going in for a warm, shaky, passionate kiss. 

– cares a lot about making sure it is pleasurable for his s/o. 

slides in here w/ an underappreciated ship: can i get some naki/tsukiyama relationship headcanons, particularly dealing w/ a postcanon hypothetical where the tsukiyama family corporation and stuff gets returned to them and so their status is back?

– It begins one night while Tsukiyama continues tutoring Naki. 

– Naki realizes he likes Shuu’s hand on his shoulder. 

– Tsukiyama has been falling for a while now, but never made a move. But suddenly Naki asks him to kiss him.

– So they make out right in the Tsukiyama library.

– Tsukiyama is very defensive of anyone who mocks Naki’s intelligence. He realizes that Naki simply wasn’t given the opportunities he had. 

– Naki sometimes has the White Suits guard Tsukiyama if he’s on a dangerous mission for the Goat/Human alliance.

– They both wear white suits to their wedding. Tsukiyama’s has tails and sparkles, obviously. 

Hello ! Fluffy Hcs with Kuro!Kaneki, Tsukiyama and Naki with a trans guy s/o please ? :3 (i love your blog btw *u*)

Thank you sweetie ❤

Kuro!Neki

– He’s extremely reassuring of their gender, and supportive of any transitions they do/do not want to make.

– Will leave notecards with poems of love and sweetness all over their room and work.

– finds all the trans literature he can read. 

Tsukiyama Shuu

– He’s determined that his s/o is going to rock male fashion.

– if his s/o feels dysphoria, he will hold them and do body worship and anything else they need.

– If they want to transition, he will use Tsukiyama money to pay for it. 

Naki

– Goes ballistic if anyone discriminates.

– His terms of endearment are “dude” and “dearie dude.” He tried using “bro,” but then his s/o had to explain why that was awkward.

– His method of proposing to his s/o was to buy him a white suit and ask him to ‘join for life.’ 

Suzuya, Ayato, Uta, Shu and their way to say “I love you”.

Suzuya

– Probably some random afternoon, when he’s eating a lollipop. 

– Suzuya looks up at you and smiles sweetly. “I really love you, [name], you know?”

– throws his arms around you and buries his face in your shoulder. 

Ayato

– says it grumpily, as if he’s offended. Crosses his arms and looks away.

– Is very happy when you confess you love him, too. 

– His heart rate starts to slow down to normal, but then you kiss him, and he nearly faints. 😀 

Uta

– Probably sneaks up behind you in HySy. 

– Warps his arms around you and pulls you close as he breathes in your scent.

– “I love you,” he murmurs in your ear before kissing your shoulders, neck,, everywhere but your lips. Just to tease. 

Shuu

– Shuu has undoubtedly planned a romantic dinner/getaway. There are probably diamonds and roses involved.

– Unfortunately for Shuu, you probably make a remark about cuisine or fashion or literature, that is exactly what he would think, and he just stops in his tracks.

– “I love you,” he blurts out. You’ll have to console him for ruining his plan, but when you say you love him back, he no longer cares about his careful plan.