I’m really craving a Tsukikana reunion. Maybe an au where she was taken to Cochlea and then Kaneki takes her to meet up with Tsukiyama and they reunite? I would love that ever so much!

Please yes.

Tsukiyama paces the cheap tiled floors of Kaneki’s designated safe house. Touka texted that they were successful. Kaneki is joining them on their way back from Cochlea, with a freed Hinami.

He’s scared to see Kaneki. Scared his friend will reject him, after throwing him off a roof, after – Karren.

The door finally opens, and Tsukiyama whirls around with the bouquet of flowers he bought for little Hinami. “Welcome home!”

Hinami breaks into a smile, and even Ayato grins. A heavily injured Yomo staggers in, leaning by a former CCG investigator – Hirako, if Tsukiyama recalls. Three children in CCG uniforms follow, and finally an unconscious Kaneki cried by Touka.

And then another lanky figure steps inside, locking the door behind them.

Tsukiyama cries out.

Karren stares at him. Thin, her maroon hair a mess. Her lips part.

“Karren?” he whispers her name, her real name.

“M – master Shuu.” Karren swallows as tears fill her eyes.

“Let’s leave them.” Touka beckons everyone to follow her into the kitchen.

“You’re alive.” Tsukiyama doesn’t move. For once, the gourmet’s response is silence and stillness. He’s not sure why he’s responding so differently to Karren.

“You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen,” Tsukiyama blurts out. He lunges across the room to sweep her in his arms and kiss her, seizing the chance he has always regretted missing.

“M -”

“Don’t call me Master anymore,” he pleads. “Just Shuu.”

“Shuu,” Karren says, a tender smile on her face. After all, she knows a thing or two about calling people by their chosen names.

Tsukiyama tightens his embrace. There’s so much to talk about. “I – do I deserve to be this happy?”

“Yes,” Karren says firmly.

“Can I kiss you again, then?”

How do the canon/basically canon ships partners react to getting told by their significant other to kiss them? (add fururize in there too bc I’m still said over my fruit boy)

Touken – Touka melts inside and takes her time; Kaneki frantically acquiesces.

Akiramon – Amon sweeps Akira in his arms and gives her a long, lingering kiss; Akira tackles him first.

Ayahina – Ayato asks if she’s sure and blushes; Hinami gives Ayato the longest, sweetest look of his life before rewarding him.

Utaren – Uta gives Yomo a teasing peck; Yomo basically gives Uta full mouth-to-mouth.

Mutsurie – Mutsuki is excited but nervous; Urie involuntarily shivers with amazement.

Nakimiza – Naki adds lots of sound effects and laughter; Miza kisses him with full seduction-mode.

Takeomi/Yoriko – Takeomi bows and states how honored he is; Yoriko still turns bright pink.

Tsukikana – Tsukiyama pulls out the rose he’s been keeping in his pocket and says “but of course, ma chere!”; Karren leaps atop him.

Uihai – Ui gasps and momentarily freezes; Hairu takes a bite of melon bun to tease him first.

Fururize – Furuta squeals and dies of happiness; Rize bites his lips like they’re food.

Takirona – Seidou catches his breath in wonder; Kurona responds with “I was wondering when you’d ask.”

(sorry I’m never giving up Mutsurie haha).

Some hcs for how Yoriko/Takeomi, nakimiza, fururize, and maybe tsukikana are with their baby who won’t stop crying at 2am?

Yoriko/Takeomi (they don’t get enough love!)

– Takeomi is rocking their child and offering silent prayers.

– Yoriko is in the kitchen brewing coffee/texting Touka for more advice. It’s gonna be a long night.

– Takeomi confesses this is harder than fighting ghouls, and they should be promoted to special class for this.

Nakimiza

– Naki is terrified, but covers the kid in kisses.

– Miza checks all the books to see if the baby is teething or has something medically wrong.

– When she’s satisfied the kid is healthy, they take turns cuddling the baby until it sleeps.

Fururize

– Furuta is crying as hard as his kid. “Please, I’m begging you, tiny demon, go the hell to sleep.”

– He’s trying to quiet the baby so Rize can get some sleep, and failing miserably.

– Finally, Rize awakens. She marches straight in, declares the kid hungry, and sure enough, after bottle-feeding, their kid is calm again.

Tsukikana

– Like Furuta, Tsukiyama is also sobbing, but that’s because he doesn’t know what is wrong with his baby and wishes he could help.

– Karren decides to sing a German lullaby. She and Shuu take turns serenading their child in different languages.

– As soon as the baby sleeps, Shuu asks her if she wants to make another.

Carma and Karren need to open a flower shop together.

Yessss. Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign.”

– They are both needed to restrain Shuu from offering too many suggestions. So is Masaya.

– They often bring home flowers to their respective baes.

– Since they both hair pink-tinged hair (though Karren’s has more purple in it), they often exchange outfits to go with each other’s look.

– Shuu and Masaya have nicknamed them the Pink Flower Duo. PFD for short.

– Their shop supplies flowers for the weddings of amen of their respective CCG and Goat colleagues. 😉

Valentine’s Day headcanons for the following couples: Touken, Ayahina, Akiramon, Seiaki, Takirona, Mutsurie, Shiraiko, Saiko/Hsiao, Suzuhan, Fururize, Nishikimi, Tsukikana, Higetori, Uihai, Nakimiza, Arieto, Utaren. Bless you.

Bless you this Day of the Valentine, too. ❤

Touken

– Touka tackles Kaneki and drags him back to bed in the morning. 😉

– Kaneki buys her a ghoul-friendly cake. Three tiers, like a wedding cake.

– Touka has bought him a first edition of his Franz Kafka’s Metamorphosis.

– Kaneki tacles Touka and takes her back for an early night. 😉

Ayahina

– Ayato forgot it was Valentine’s Day. After cursing himself out, he races to buy her a card before she wakes up.

– She knew he forgot, but it’s okay. She has her own surprise for him.

– Ayato returns, having hastily scribbled his devout love in her card.

– Hinami has bought Ayato a parakeet. Ayato practically cries in happiness.

Akiramon

– Amon is as smooth as Touka’s coffee. Flowers, chocolate, Maris Stella to pat as soon as Akira awakens.

– Akira is ready to counter him with ghoul-suited food for him, sweetened with as much sugar as a ghoul can tolerate.*

– Takes Akira out to a spicy curry shop for dinner.

*Given that Kaneki originally ate sugar cubes with blood, I’m guessing ghouls can tolerate some sugar, and Akira is ON it.

Seiaki

– Takizawa is terrified that he hasn’t bought her enough chocolate.

– His heart-shaped box is half the size of Akira.

– Akira laughs and tells him thank you, before revealing they have plans to spend the day in a dog and cat cafe.

Takirona

– Takizawa is a bit shy, but he’s bought Kurona flowers and Touka’s magnificent coffee.

– She kisses him and tells him he’s more than enough to make her happy.

– They spend their night in, watching Netflix and cuddling and talking about feelings.

Mutsurie

– Urie sweeps Mutsuki off his feet immediately.

– He’s pleased when Mutsuki promptly knocks his feet out from under him.

– They’re discovered making out in the halls outside their room.

Shiraiko

– Shirazu is stunned to wake up to Saiko serving him breakfast in bed.

– When he asks her how she woke up in time, she cheerfully says she didn’t go to sleep, because he is that important to her.

– She of course then snuggles with him, cuddling and eating the feast she’s prepared (with Kaneki’s cooking help).

Hsaiko

– Hsaio cosplays as Saiko’s favorite manga character to wake her up.

– Saiko insists that both can be late for work. … Not for sleep. 😉

– Saiko runs around bragging about her sexy girlfriend, and consults Hairu for how marriage is best sprung to a garden ghoul.

Suzuhan

– Hanbee takes Suzuya out for ice cream.

– Suzuya takes Hanbee to the latest Disney movie. He likes it, too. By the end, Hanbee is sobbing into Suzuya’s arms.

– At home, Hanbee discovers flowers decorating his room.

Fururize

– Furuta is awakened by Rize love-biting him

– He will take her to an all-you-can-eat restaurant suitable for ghouls, and think himself the luckiest man alive every time she steals a glance.

– Rize: “Are you feeding me so I have the energy to dominate you tonight?”

– Furuta: *mews*

Nishikimi

– Nishiki: “Since you were okay with putting a bangle around my wrist, what if I put a ring around your finger?”

– Kimi: *eyes wide* “Nishiki-kun!”

– Nishiki: “I mean, I don’t have it yet. But I figured I’d ask. For future reference.”

– Kimi: “Now I’m half tempted to make you put it around my middle finger.”

Tsukikana

– Tsukiyama awakens Karren by sprinkling diamonds and gold dust on her.

– Karren has collaborated with Chie to get the best, most exotic food for Shuu..

– They dance the night away, until Karren suggests another form of dance. 😉

Higetori

– Higemaru’s a bit concerned Hakatori will find it dumb, but he would totally propose on Valentine’s Day.

– She says yes, then chastises him for giving her a present she can’t top.

– Her present, however, involves a concert and “Higemaru appreciation day,” in which she’s convinced all the Aogiri kids to make him cards.

Uihai

– Can you say PREPARED. Ui’s been planning their dinner at the best restaurant in town for months. He buys Hairu a gargantuan chocolate heart, which she promptly breaks in two for him.

– Hairu gives him tickets for a play Ui’s been dying to see, for the next weekend.

– Hairu suggests snuggles after they walk home.

Nakimiza

– Once Naki heard about this tradition of celebrating love, he ran around consulting ways to celebrate Miza.

– He throws confetti (supplied by Tsukiyama) on her, and she kisses him.

– “You know, you could have just wished me a happy Valentine’s Day and that would be enough,” says she. He then cries about how it wouldn’t be enough for Miza.

Arieto

– Let’s see, how can Eto troll the Reaper?

– bribes access to CCG for herself, then appears in Arima’s office yelling “boo!”

– Arima’s office door closes for the next few hours.

Utaren

– Uta is determined to embarrass Yomo.

– He buys him a ridiculously sized box of chocolates neither can eat, and a new coat

– To his surprise, Yomo has also bought him paint for masks. But Uta’s real treat is how flustered and flushed Yomo is.

Every ship you can think of’s child’s name if they’re male or female or have a gender neutral name (but Kyou and Tsukiyama should totally adopt Niji)

Touken – Yotsume, girl

Hidekane – Sunny, boy or girl or neutral

Shuuneki – Rin, genderqueer

Akiramon – Kosuke, girl

Seiaki- Kosuke, girl,

Takirona- Nashiro, girl

Nishikimi – Oshin, boy

Irimi/Koma – Fumiko, girl

Yoshimura/Ukina – Eto (oh wait)

Ayahina – Ryouko, girl

UtaRen – Asa, girl

Utatori – Renji, boy

Tsukikana – Rose, girl

Tsukichie – Kanae, neutral

Tsukikyou – Niji. That is all.

Arieto – Kaneki Ken, boy.

Uihai – Masanori, boy

Nakimiza – Chihiro, girl

Yoriko/Takeomi – Iwao, boy

Suzuhan – Yukinori, boy

Matsurie – Danuja, girl

Urisai – Hotaru, girl

Mutsurie – Ginshi, boy

Mutsuki/Kaneki – Kishou, boy

Shiraiko -Gintoki, boy

Saiko/Hsaio – Diana of Themyscira, girl

Maruchika – Kazumi, neutral

Fururize – Hisa, girl

The ships as weird couple stock photos?

Touken –

Hidekane –

Shuuneki –

Akiramon –

Seiaki-

Takirona

Nishikimi –

Irimi/Koma –

Irimi/Take

Yoshimura/Ukina –

Ayahina –

UtaRen –

Utatori –

Tsukikana –

Tsukichie –

Arieto

Uihai-

Nakimiza –

Yoriko/Takeomi –

Suzuhan –

Matsurie –

Urisai-

Mutsurie –

Mutsuki/Kaneki

Shiraiko –

Saiko/Hsaio –

Maruchika –

Fururize –

Higemaru/Hakatori (Higetori)

Okay, who did I miss?

updated to include take/irimi and higetori.

What songs do each of the tg re pairings (canon or not) remind you of? In my opinion HideKane currently makes me think of Wolves by Selena Gomez and Mutsuki x Kaneki/Sasaki from Mutsuki’s end

Hidekane – Wolves by Selena Gomez

Touken – Warm Blood, Flor

Shuuneki – All My Heroes, Bleachers

Akiramon – Aquaman, Walk the Moon

Seiaki – Rotten, The Naked and Famous

Mutsurie – Unconditionally, Katy Perry

Mutsuki/Sasaki – We Sink, Chvrches

Urisai – Hold Back the River, James Bay

Saiko/Hsaio – Boom Clap, Charlie XCX

Shiraiko – Gone Gone Gone, Phillip Phillips

Tsukikana – XO, Beyonce

Tsukichie – Young Blood, The Naked and Famous

Utaren – Wallflowers, The Chain Gang of 1984

Utatori – Look What You Made Me Do, Taylor Swift

Suzuhan – Let’s Hurt Tonight, OneRepublic

Maruchika – Walking the Wire, Imagine Dragons

Nishikimi – Gravity, Jai Wolf

Takirona – Something Just Like This, The Chainsmokers

Fururize – Bad Blood, Taylor Swift

Uihai – Shut Up and Dance, Walk the Moon

Arieto – F**K with You, Cardiknox

Ayahina – Beating Heart, Ellie Goulding

Yoshimura/Ukina – The Energy Never Dies, The Script

Nakimiza – The Cure, Lady Gage

Can you describe the first time Chie was introduced to Mirumo and the Tsukiyama household staff and their reactions? I love them so much and I love your writing/hcs so I would really love it!!!

You are so sweet! I love this idea. ❤

“Don’t worry, we won’t serve you for dinner, little mouse,” Tsukiyama says, guiding Chie towards his mansion.

“I put a blog post up in case,” she retorts.

Tsukiyama laughs with delight. “I’d expect nothing less!”

He enters the home and waves. “Hello!”

“Welcome,” says Matsumae.

“Matsumae.” Chile’s eyes widen. “You’re a ghoul, too?”

“She’s head of our household staff,” Tsukiyama narrates.

“Whoa.” Chie snaps a picture. “Don’t worry. I just like looking at these.”

“I know,” Matsumae says with a small smile. “Otherwise our Shuu would be dead by now.”

“I would not!” gasps Tsukiyama, but Chie snickers.

“He definitely would.”

“Indeed.” Mario bows before Chie. “I’m the butler, at your service, madam.”

“Wow.” Chie snaps another picture. “So nice.”

“We are all well-mannered here,” says Tsukiyama.

“Except my son, at times.” An older, mustachioed ghoul appears at the top of an red-carpeted staircase, complete with golden bannisters. “Mirumo Tsukiyama. Pleasure to meet a human friend who doesn’t fear ghouls.”

“She’s my pet,” Shuu says.

“Sure.” Mirumo winks at Chie, who quite likes this man.

“Oh, Master Shuu!” A blonde ghoul hurries up, accompanied by a handsome dark-haired ghoul. “I forgot about your friend, but we’ve just put the cookies in the oven. And we shall prepare some pate for you.”

“What’s your name? Are you two married?” Chie holds up her camera.

“G-goodness, no,” says the woman. “I’m Aliza, and this is Yuuma.”

She notes she’ll probably need to ask Chie for that picture later, to keep it under her pillow.

“And this is Kanae Von Rosewald!” Shuu points excitedly to a pretty lad about his own age, with lilac hair and a pink suit.

“You have pretty hair.” Chie smiles.

“T-thank you.” Kanae almost doesn’t feel jealous of Chie. Almost.

“Well, Chie, shall we sit in the parlor? I’m so interested to know you more,” says Mirumo.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can I have each pairing that you can think of’s favourite sex position?

Okay, who did I miss. 😛

Touken – spooning

Hidekane – missionary

Shuuneki – wall sex

Nishikimi – cowgirl

Irimi/Koma – Doggy style. I had to.

Ayahina – Butterfly. I’m sorry.

Utaren – wall sex

Akiramon – missionary

Seiaki – up and over

Takirona – cowgirl

Suzuhan – cowboy

Tsukikana – using their kagunes so they’re both upside down

Tsukichie – sit and straddle

Mutsurie – missionary

Urisai – spoons

Shiraiko – doggy style

Saiko//Hsaio – 69

Uihai – missionary

Arieto – whatever wacky idea Eto has next.

Maruchika – wall sex

Furutui – standing

Furuta/Rize – varies but he’s on bottom.

Takeomi/Yoriko – missionary