Anonymous asked: After that Mulan-Mutsurie mashup, I dare you to write Disney-film mashups for: Ayahina, Touken, Takirona, Akiramon, Uihai, Nishikimi, Tsukikana, Arieto, and Shiraiko. Ty and good night.
I’ll be posting these once a day (probably) until the list is done!
Mutsurie/Mulan: here.
Ayahina/Sleeping Beauty: here.
Uihai/Tangled: here.
Akiramon/The Hunchback of Notre Dame: here.
Tskukikana/The Little Mermaid: here.
Nishikimi/Snow White: here.
Takirona/Frozen: here.
Shiraiko/Beauty and the Beast: here.
Arieto/Cinderella: here.
“Stop it!” Touka ignores her aching ankles to spring forward and grab Dr. Kanou. “Leave her alone!”
Rize moans from the floor, where Kanou has ordered his henchmen to extract stab her kakuhou for fun.
Kanou smirks at the pregnant ghoul he has chained to him. Touka’s suspicions rise as he raises his hand.
“It pains me to see you reduced to this, my precious. You’re quite the firecracker.” He strokes her stomach. “You should be at your husband’s side, fighting the new world my science will establish. What do you say? Your child for your freedom?”
Touka’s kakugans ignite. “Never!”
Kanou’s strike sends her reeling back. Her balance hasn’t been as good since she began her third trimester.
“I have an idea. Uta!” Kanou claps his hands.
“Yes?” Uta, for once in his life, has found himself imprisoned. He can’t leave or V will kill him, and while he doesn’t fear death, he does – just a smidge – career about Yomo’s niece.
“The child should be old enough on its own. Cut it out of her.”
Uta’s face remains blank, but he hesitates.
“Don’t hesitate around me, monster!” Kanou stands – and behind him, Touka sees Kaneki peering down from the skylight.
Her heart pounds. She hasn’t seen him in months. He looks so weary.
She knows what she has to do.
“Dr. Kanou.” Touka stands and saunters over to him. “I have another proposition.”
“Oh?”
“Say you can make my child live forever. I want to live with them, too.” Touka’s lips tremble. “You know, I’ve been so lonely as a ghoul.”
Uta’s mouth drops open, but in the corner of his eye, he sees Rize nod.
“Can you really save us?” Touka grabs Kanou’s face.
One of V’s agents tries to yell, but an RC shot from Ayato knocks him unconscious.
Kaneki’s tendrils wrap around the doctor.
“You!” screams Kanou. He throws Touka to the floor, but Uta catches her.
Uta detaches his kagune around her stomach as Kanou sprays Kaneki with Rc suppressants.
A swarm of GOATs – from former CCG investigators like Suzuya and Akira, to Aogiri’s Ayato and Naki, to their Anetiku pals Irimi and Koma and Tsukiyama – leap from the ceiling.
“You dare defy me? You were my finest creation!” Kanou bellows. His creation quivers on the floor.
“Was I? Do you think that makes you powerful? You’ll never be powerful.” Kaneki laughs. “Because you’re just chasing after the power we ghouls already have.”
“Is that so.” Kanou smirks. “Uta! Bring me the Rc activators!”
In a flash, Kaneki sees his gamble paid off: Kanou reveals that he, too, has a kakugan. Uta shoves the activators at him, and Kanou jams the needle into his eye.
“Hahahaha!” An enormous ukaku flies up towards the ceiling.
Touka scrambles back, but as she does, she notices vials of Rc suppressants tantalizingly in reach.
“Don’t,” Uta says.
But in typical Kirishima fashion, she ignores him and lunges for the vials.
“Now who’s more powerful?” shrieks Kanou. Kaneki scrambles to avoid a blow from the doctor’s kagune.
And Touka jams the needle straight into his shoulder blade.
For a moment, everything is silent.
“No!” wails Kanou as his vision begins to blur. “You bitch -”
Touka rushes to Kaneki’s side as the doctor collapses. “See, I told you your smarts were your strength.”
Indeed, all his fights and loneliness – and he had the answer within him this whole time. Kaneki would feel ashamed, but Touka is smiling at him, and he hasn’t seen her in so long.
“Kaneki, you’re a genius,” says Uta as the two lovers kiss.
“No,” says Touka, running her hands through his hair in a fashion that’s a bit too adult for Yomo, “he’s the king.”
Mercy and Magic 