( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) can I have each pairing that you can think of’s favourite sex position?

Okay, who did I miss. 😛

Touken – spooning

Hidekane – missionary

Shuuneki – wall sex

Nishikimi – cowgirl

Irimi/Koma – Doggy style. I had to.

Ayahina – Butterfly. I’m sorry.

Utaren – wall sex

Akiramon – missionary

Seiaki – up and over

Takirona – cowgirl 

Suzuhan – cowboy

Tsukikana – using their kagunes so they’re both upside down

Tsukichie – sit and straddle

Mutsurie – missionary

Urisai – spoons

Shiraiko – doggy style

Saiko//Hsaio – 69

Uihai – missionary

Arieto – whatever wacky idea Eto has next.

Maruchika – wall sex

Furutui – standing

Furuta/Rize – varies but he’s on bottom. 

Takeomi/Yoriko – missionary

Post ch 125? Kaneki waking in Touka’s lap

Kaneki awakens with a fluttering in his heart and a smile on his face. His eyes are swollen, as if he’s been crying. Hmm?

He looks up to see Touka smiling down at him. Her hands stroke his hair, and his head rests on her bare thighs.

“Hi,” he croaks.

“How are you?” Touka sounds nervous.

“Happy.” Kaneki rubs sleep out of his eyes. He sits up and runs his hands down Touka’s chest.

“Me too.” Touka snuggles closer.

He wraps her in his arms and breathes in her scent. He never noticed before, how she smells like coffee even when she’s not at her job. It’s like coffee’s a part of her, and he loves that.

They will have to flee their hideout soon. The 24th ward, and all the ghouls of GOAT, await. But not yet. He can afford a few more seconds in Touka’s loving arms. 

Touka doesn’t beat up and berate Kaneki on bridge in og tg and instead is kind in her own way and welcomes him back to Anteiku

Warning for references to child abuse.

“Hey.” Touka hesitates at the foot of the bridge. Why didn’t you wait for me? Are you avoiding me? What is wrong with me?

“Hey.” Kaneki’s heart sinks. He’s afraid of her. 

Because he cares.

“Why did you run off?” Touka bursts out. “Why? It’s like you didn’t care at all.”

“Of course I cared! I just…wanted to protect you all,” Kaneki whispered.

“I thought I was the one who protected you.” Touka swallowed. “Remember Kimi? Remember Mado? We were a team.” Her voice rose. “You say you’re doing this for us, but you’re not. You’re acting like my dad! You’re selfish; it’s all about you. You can’t stand to see us hurt, so you keep us at a distance. You’re hurting us and saying it’s for our own good.”

Kaneki sees his mother’s hand coming down on him. He starts and stumbles back.

“Why?” Touka sniffles. “Why can’t you let us love you?”

Kaneki feels frozen. Mommy, stop

Touka frowns. His eyes aren’t focused. “Kaneki?”

She grabs him and pleads. “Please come back to Anteiku with me.”

Kaneki can barely move in his flashback, but somehow he finds the strength to nod. 

Touka tugs him along, and though he’s still half-dazed, he feels like he’s being led someplace safe. 

Can you do a cute fluffy fic about Touka styling her hair the way she did in the omake and Kaneki finds it adorable? Thanks!

“Kaneki,” Touka whispers.

“Mmm?” He rolls over. He had just drifted to sleep. 

“My hair is the same as the Director’s.” Touka looks horrified. “I had a dream you couldn’t tell us apart!”

“What?!” Kaneki shrieks.

Touka turns around. Slowly, she lifts her hair and, with the angst of a thousand Kanekis, with the determination of a thousand Furutas, pulls it into a pineapple ponytail.

Kaneki’s eyes resemble saucers. “You look adorable, Touka-chan.”

“Do I?” She smiles and pats the ponytail.

“Yes.” He sits upright to tug on it. “I love it.”

Touka beams at him. “Why don’t you show me how much, hmm?”

When they leave their room the next morning, Nishiki yells. “Why the fuck are you growing a pineapple as well as a baby, Touka?”

“I like it.” Kaneki draws Touka closer to him.

“Oh, sure, trust the white-haired kid’s fashion sense,” grumbles Nishiki.

Touka waves the Aogiri kids over.

“Oh no,” says Nishiki.

A tsunami of children tackle him. His glasses are removed, and he can feel them styling his hair. “Touka! Get back here! I take it back! TOUKA!”

Can you do a touken AU/scenario based on the vocaloid music “feathers across the seasons”? I really love your writing!

Aw thank you! And thank you for introducing me to the song – I’m now a proper crying mess.

“It’s so peaceful outside.” Kaneki watches the snowflakes drift to the frozen earth. 

Touka pulls him closer to their crackling fire. “This evening reminds me of the day we met.”

Kaneki blushes. “I remember.”

Do you have room? A beautiful woman with ukaku wings appears before him. CCG is hunting me.

So he lets her in, and since then she’s never left his side.  

They snuggle together for warmth that night, and Kaneki thinks himself the luckiest man in the world. 

Touka awakens to the first signs of spring.

“The birds sound like you. So beautiful.” Kaneki murmurs, pulling her closer.

Touka kisses him. He’s radiant in the morning light.

In the heat of summer,  Touka toils in the vegetable garden they planted. They can’t eat what they grow, but someone can, and Touka likes that. And growing something happy warms her heart.

A crash from behind her catches her attention. “Kaneki?”

As autumn comes, Kaneki has not improved.

“He’s aging at a frightening pace,” says their friend Nishiki. 

Touka shakes her head. “Don’t worry – Kaneki. I’ll save you.”

She sells vegetable after vegetable and pounds ukaku shards into jewelry. She will find a way into CCG, to save Kaneki.

Kaneki pulls himself upright. “Touka, your hands…they’re so beautiful.”

“Would you love them if they weren’t beautiful anymore?” Touka asks. All she wants is to hear and hold his unconditional love. 

“Of course.” Kaneki holds her hands in his, but he’s soon racked by a cough.

Touka comes home one day, one day when she almost has enough to bribe a CCG doctor, to see Nishiki standing at her door.

“Where’s Kaneki?”

Touka sobs by an empty gravesite. CCG had already taken the body by the time she arrived, but she’s constructed a memorial nonetheless.

“If, one day, I was no longer mistakable for a human, would you still love me?” she asks, dropping an ukaku shard into the moist earth.

“Of course I will. I will always…remember that snowy day.”

Touka turns around with a gasp to see a dragon standing behind her.

“Even now, I still love you.” 

She breaks into happy tears. “And I love you.”

Kaneki meets Oneshot!Kaneki and discover they have as much in common as they do in differences.

“What do you mean, you like eating people?” Kaneki stares horrified at his mirror image.

“I eat people only when I have to. But I do have to,” says Oneshot! Kaneki. “So do you.”

Kaneki growls. “I just eat ghouls.”

“That’s noble, but it won’t work for long, you know. Not without becoming a kakuja.” Oneshot! Kaneki licks his lips. “Should I be worried about you eating me?”

“No,” Kaneki says softly. “If I could live without eating, I wouldn’t eat at all.”

“So would all of us, don’t you think?” Oneshot!Kaneki tilts his head. “Heard you and Touka finally married.”

“Touka? You know Touka?” Kaneki brightens.

Oneshot! laughs. “I know a Touka. She’s a great partner. We defeated many investigators together. Though her temper and appetite are hard to control.”

“The temper’s easier now. She doesn’t have much an appetite that I know of.” Kaneki shrugs. “You love her, don’t you?”

Oneshot! grins. “Of course.”

“Guess that’s something we have in common.” Kaneki smiles dreamily at his counterpart, and both lose themselves to thoughts of their respect Toukas. 

I’m sure I’m not the only one who would like this but: scenario where Touka decides to be with Kaneki and their baby as well as save Yoriko despite the danger this could pose to her and her loved ones after learning her and Yoriko being connected while Touka is a ghoul may have doomed her friend unlike in the manga where she chose the safety of her and Kaneki and a possible family over Yoriko. It’s somewhat understandable why she did (baby to think of) but I would like her to also chose Yoriko

“Let’s do this.” Ayato cracks his knuckles.

“I can’t believe you talked me into another prison raid,” mumbles Yomo.

“It’s quality Kirishima bonding time.” Touka clears her throat.

“Onee-chan, promise you’ll be careful if you think the baby’s in danger.” Hinami frowns.

“I promise.” Touka sighs.

“Great!” Kaneki smiles brightly, because inwardly he’s screaming and dying. “Let’s do this.” 

He casually strolls up to the guards, Naki and Miza behind him. “Oh, hey there.”

“Sasaki!” They draw their guns. 

“Really? He just came to talk. That’s terribly impolite.” Tsukiyama drops down from the roof . “You’re surrounded. I suggest that you’re going to be very compliant, aren’t you?”

As soon as the Rc scanners are deactivated, Touka, Hinami, Ayato, and Yomo rush into the prison. 

“Cell 414…cell 414…” Touka rushes up the stairs. “Yoriko!”

“Touka-chan?” Her best friend’s face pales. “Touka, why are you here? They say you’re a ghoul!”

“I am.” Touka slumps over. “I’m sorry I never told you.”

Yoriko frowns. “Hina is too?”

“Yup.”

Ayato waves. “Hi, I’m Ayato.”

“You!” Yoriko leaps to her feet. “You hurt your sister when you ran away!”

She approaches the cell door. “Why didn’t you tell me? I – I wouldn’t have turned you in.”

“I wanted to protect you.”

“Stand back.” Yomo electrifies the cell door. It swings free, and he grabs Yoriko. “Time to go.”

“Wait! Takeomi – my husband – he’s in jail, too, for punching the officer who arrested me.” Yoriko clutches Touka. “We have to save him, too.”

Touka sighs. “Am I gonna approve your husband? Lead on. Your wedding was lovely, by the way.”

Yoriko’s eyes fill with tears. “What?”

“Kaneki and I watched from over the hills.” Touka smiles sadly. “We’re married, too.”

Yoriko gasps. “Touka!” She hugs her. “I predicted right.” 

“You did,” Touka admits with a laugh.

“Oh hey, Eyebrow-chan.” Ayato waves through the cell bars to Takeomi Kuriowa. “Wanna come with us and your wife? We promise we won’t eat you.”

“Yoriko! What’s – what are you doing?” Takeomi nearly falls over.

“Trusting Touka-chan. I think we can.”

“Don’t pretend you like Furuta.” Touka rolls her eyes as Yomo electrifies his cell door.

“I don’t but – ghouls – I mean – Yoriko -”

“Better than execution, right?” HInami wraps her kagune around him. “Come with us.” 

When they’re all back in the 24th ward, Kaneki, Touka, Takeomi, and Yoriko sit down for a long conversation. 

All the people with canon feelings and implied feelings fight over Kaneki/Sasaki’s affection in true harem fashion

Hahahahaha I love it.

“Sensei is mine,” cries Mutsuki, snatching a knife.

“He’s my Onii-chan. You can’t have him.” Hinami releases her butterfly kagune.

“I am hands-down the cutest,” Hajime calls, sprawling across a sofa. 

“You’re like 12, bebe.” Tsukiyama holds up a rose.”I am the older, star-crossed lover. I have mystique.”

“I have bite marks from my husband.” Touka pulls down her shirt to reveal her shoulder. “Sorry, I don’t make the rules.”

Hinami smiles at her. “You see?”

“Valid point, valid point.” Tsukiyama sighs. “But can we all agree that if you weren’t here, I would be number one?”

“No!” Mutsuki tackles him.

“This is fun.” Hajime watches Tsukiyama pull Mutsuki’s hair, and Mutsuki claw Tsukiyama’s face.

“Now my face is the prettiest!” Hajime races towards Touka. “I can mess up yours now!”

Hinami wraps him in her petals. “Down, baby.”

“If my kid turns out half as annoying as you…” Touka threatens. 

“Kaneki loves Touka!” cries HInami. “I’m his little sister. Shuu’s his friend. Mutsuki’s his kid. You’re…a…”

“Twerp,” Touka finishes.

“Shut up!” Hajime clamors free. “I am adorable!”

The door opens.

“Huh?” Kaneki blinks.

“Sensei!” shrieks Mutsuki, launching himself at Kaneki.

“Ken!” Touka uses her ukaku to reach him first.

Hinami uses her petals to pull him closer to her. Tsukiyama grabs Kaneki by the ankles and is dragged along. Hajime leaps atop Kaneki’s shoulders.

“WHAT IS HAPPENING?” 

“Eh?” Ayato peers into see the One-Eyed King buried under a mountain of frantic admirers.

Weird ask: Touka eating Kaneki after mating because… nutritional needs. [Black widow spider style]

This is one of the most intriguing asks I’ve gotten. Love it!

“Kaneki,” Touka whimpers.

“Hmm?” Kaneki looks up from between her legs.

“I need to eat.”

“We’re low on food.” Kaneki sits up, concerned.

“No, I was thinking. For the baby. Maybe if I eat his father, it will help him or her.” Touka laughs. “Not all of you, Ken.”

Kaneki offers her his shoulder without a moment’s hesitation.

Touka’s teeth sink into his flesh, and he has to admit there’s something exciting about his wife cannibalizing him. 

“You taste good,” she murmurs, wiping the blood off her lips. “I see why Shuu wanted you.”

“Touka!” Kaneki has to laugh along with her.

 She pins him to the bed and continues to chew down his back. God, she’s so hungry. 

She’s heard of female ghouls completely devouring their spouse once they were with child. Most are legends. 

She won’t go this far. She’ll be restrained, because she loves Kaneki. 

When she’s satiated, he begins to heal, and Touka snuggles closer to the side she hasn’t feasted upon. “I love you, Ken.”

Kaneki is happily married to Touka. In one omake he realizes with horror that ghoul marriage is initiated by biting someone and leaving bite marks, so that could mean he and Amon are married. In your scenario he likes him as well as Touka. Unlike in the omake where he desperately seeks Amon out to divorce him so he can live with Touka with no regrets he asks him to remain married with him as he has grown to love him as well as Touka. Amon is embarrassed about bite=marriage but agrees

“You mean…you’re married to Amon, too?” Touka points across the room to the former CCG investigator. “The Rabbit is married to the Eyepatch Ghoul who is married to Investigator Amon?”

“Basically,” Kaneki squeaks.

“This is insanity,” Amon mutters. He can’t believe no one at CCG knew this. 

“I concur.” Touka glares at Amon. 

He glares back. “I like you, Rabbit, but I don’t wanna marry you.”

“Same, dude.” Touka sighs.

“I’m okay divorcing you,” Kaneki says to Amon, though he really isn’t. 

Amon flushes. “I mean – you love Touka, right? It’s only right.”

“I do,” Kaneki says, but he hesitates. I want you, too.

“If that isn’t the most pathetic look ever. Both of you.” Touka rolls her eyes. “Ever heard of polyamory?”

“Touka!” Kaneki gasps.

Amon’s face is scarlet.

“I don’t mind. Divorce him if you want, or I’m married to you who’s married to him. It’s fine with me.” Touka sighs. “I just want you to be happy.”

Three months later

“How’s our baby?” Amon bounces into the bedroom where Touka has been napping. “I bought it a crucifix.”

“Huh?” Touka cracks open her eyes. “Oh, that’s actually really sweet.”

Outside the room, Kaneki watches his wife and husband embrace, and wonders how he got so lucky to have them both.