Touken Nsfw and ayato walks in 💀

“Kaneki, darling.” Touka sweeps him into their bed.

“Touka-chan.” Kaneki blinks up at her.

“I missed you today,” Touka purrs. She leaves a trail of kisses down his chest, between his legs.

“Would you care to remove my clothing?” Kaneki teases.

“Yes.” Touka tosses her head confidently and begins to unbuckle Kaneki’s belt.He grins and slides down his pants before reading up her shirt to squeeze her breasts.

“I’ve missed you,” Kaneki murmurs as soon as her shirt is thrown to the floor. “We haven’t done this in like a week.”

“It’s been too long,” Touka admits, nibbling Kaneki’s chest. She sinks onto Kaneki. He moans with pleasure as her body moves up and down on him. She’s beginning to show her pregnancy, which makes positioning more awkward, but he finds her even sexier.

Kaneki pulls her head down so he can kiss her lips. And then he kisses her belly, and Touka giggles. “That tickles.”

She reaches under Kaneki’s chin to tickle him back. Lucky for her, he’s far more ticklish. He shrieks.

And then someone else shrieks.

Ayato stares in their room, screaming and screaming and screaming until blood rushes from his nose.

“Haven’t you heard of knocking?!” Touka yells as Hinami runs up behind Ayato.

Ayato’s response is to collapse into Hinami’s arms.

“He’;ll recover,” HInami assures them, completely unfazed. She slams their door shut before Yomo, who now approaches, can see.

Touka turns back to Kaneki.

Touka going around the base with a sexy bunny outfit to get kaneki attention

Kaneki first notices that something is wrong when he finds Ayato a babbling, crying mess in Hinami’s room.

Hinami directs him to Nishiki, who proves unhelpful. All Nishiki delivers is a sly smile.

“Kaneki! Tres bien!” wails Tsukiyama, entering the room.

“What is happening?” Kaneki nearly shrieks.

“YOU WILL FIND OUT, MY DEAR!” Tsukiyama dances off, mumbling French phrases to himself.

Thoroughly confused, Kaneki wanders off to find Banjou with a nosebleed, Naki with a migraine, Koma winking at him, and Irimi wiggling her eyebrows.

“Help me,” says Kaneki. “I don’t understand.”

Someone’s hands latch onto his shoulders, and Kaneki turns around to see Yomo, sweating and looking more horrified than Ayato.

“Okay, Ren, sit down. Kaneki, get thee gone,” Irimi says.

Kaneki ducks out of Yomo’s grasp and hurries down the corridor. What is –

“Why hello there, King.” A rabbit-eared Touka dressed in a skimpy, lacy pink costume strides around the corner.

“T-T-T-touka-chan?” Kaneki’s brain ceases function.

“You all needed to be shocked out of your mopey funks,” Touka purrs. “Come with me. It’s time to take a few hours off work.”

Kaneki eagerly allows her to drag him to their chambers.

Pregnant Touka twist ankle

“God dammit!” yells Touka, stumbling into Nishiki. They’re setting up a new coffee shop inside CCG, which is now the Commission for Cooperation with Ghouls and run by former CCG and Goat members alike.

“Your wife can’t help falling into my arms, Kaneki,” Nishiki quips.

“Nishiki, do we need to have the ‘be nice to women growing babies’ talk again?” asks Kimi from the counter she’s scrubbing.

“No,” he grumbles. “Touka, are you okay?”

“I’m fine.” Touka shoves him away, only to nearly fall. She grabs Nishiki to keep from hitting the floor. “I think I twisted my ankle.”

“Let me see,” says Kimi, dropping her sponge. Nishiki held Touka settle into a chair, and Kimi prods her ankle. “Hmm. Doesn’t look broken, so I imagine it’ll heal soon.”

“I hope.” Touka wipes her brow. This pregnancy is sure taking a toll on her healing abilities.

“What’s going on?” Yomo, Ayato, and Kaneki enter the shop. Kaneki immediately flies to Touka’s side.

“Nothing,” Touka says.

“She twisted her ankle,” says Nishiki.

“Traitor!”

“Typical Touka,” says Ayato with a smirk.

Touka narrows her eyes.

“Do I really need to have this conversation with you, too, Ayato?” Kimi asks with a sigh.

“You don’t want it,” Nishiki assures him.

“What conversation?” Ayato is thoroughly confused.

“Never mind. Kaneki, do me a favor and slap my brother.” Touka grins. If it means trolling Ayato, she’s going to milk this ankle as much as she can.

Every ship you can think of’s child’s name if they’re male or female or have a gender neutral name (but Kyou and Tsukiyama should totally adopt Niji)

Touken – Yotsume, girl

Hidekane – Sunny, boy or girl or neutral

Shuuneki – Rin, genderqueer

Akiramon – Kosuke, girl

Seiaki- Kosuke, girl,

Takirona- Nashiro, girl

Nishikimi – Oshin, boy

Irimi/Koma – Fumiko, girl

Yoshimura/Ukina – Eto (oh wait)

Ayahina – Ryouko, girl

UtaRen – Asa, girl

Utatori – Renji, boy

Tsukikana – Rose, girl

Tsukichie – Kanae, neutral

Tsukikyou – Niji. That is all.

Arieto – Kaneki Ken, boy.

Uihai – Masanori, boy

Nakimiza – Chihiro, girl

Yoriko/Takeomi – Iwao, boy

Suzuhan – Yukinori, boy

Matsurie – Danuja, girl

Urisai – Hotaru, girl

Mutsurie – Ginshi, boy

Mutsuki/Kaneki – Kishou, boy

Shiraiko -Gintoki, boy

Saiko/Hsaio – Diana of Themyscira, girl

Maruchika – Kazumi, neutral

Fururize – Hisa, girl

Yoriko is pregnant and the first person she tells is Touka when they meet up for the first time in years

“Touka.” Yoriko stands across from her best friend, each of their husbands by their side.

“Yoriko.” Touka tries to adorn the tough face she always wore in high school.

“I missed you.” Yoriko wipes a tear.

“I missed you too!” Touka bursts out, throwing herself forward and embracing Yoriko. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry – I just wanted to keep you safe.”

“I know. I’m sorry i never noticed – and forced you to eat – I thought you really liked my cooking,” Yoriko confesses.

“I mean, it was the most tolerable human food I’d ever eaten,” Touka promises.

Yoriko snorts, but a smile emerges on her face.

“We watched your wedding,” Kaneki says lightly.

“From the hill overlooking the church. You were beautiful,” Touka confirms.

Yoriko claps her hands over her mouth. “Really? Oh, I wish you could have been my bridesmaid.”

“I wish you could have been mine,” Touka says, nodding to Kaneki.

Yoriko clears her throat. “Will you at least be my baby’s godmother?”

“Yoriko!” Touka gasps. “Are you – you’re pregnant!”

Yoriko nods eagerly. Behind her, Takeomi blushes.

“Congratulations,” Kaneki says weakly.

“Oh, come on.” Touka pokes Kaneki’s nose. “I’ll do it, Yoriko, if you’re our baby’s godmother.”

“Seriously?” Yoriko shrieks. “Our kids will be best friends!”

Touka hugs her again as Takeomi and Kaneki engage in a firm handshake. “Well, looks like we’ll have to be best friends, too,” Takeomi quips.

Kaneki’s reaction to Touka in heels <3

– He is immediately excited, if you catch my drift.

– He’s also mildly afraid that she can actually balance in those death traps. Touka is a wonderful, mysterious creature who happens to be his wife.

– He teases her that she’s now at a suitable height. Her response is to pull his face down and kiss him while he’s “short.”

– He silently admires her legs and the fact that this amazing female has chosen him, loves him. Basically, he’s grateful.

– If she fends off an attacking ghoul or two during their night out, she will absolutely stab with her heels and Kaneki will absolutely propose.

– To which she’ll reply that they’re already married, but he can’t help himself.

– He secretly hopes she loses a shoe on the stairs so he can put it back on and tell her “the shoe fits,” Cinderella style.

Touka and Mutsuki fight after 152 and then both decide to shoot for a peaceful solution. Mutsuki decides he doesn’t care if Kaneki loves someone else as long as he can also be loved by him. He helps Touka and Hide and everyone get Kaneki out of Dragon with Touka and Kaneki and the others all move into the Chateau with the rest of the Quinx. Mutsuki gets the pure genuine love he always wanted from his Sensei and Touka and the others watch on while smiling

Can this, like, happen?

“Why do you think love is so cheap?” Touka fires Rc shards into Mutsuki’s arm. God dammit, she knows Ken loves this kid, but if he ain’t testing her patience now. “What, you think if Kaneki loves me he can’t love you? Love isn’t a math game, Eyepatch! Kaneki left you because he was afraid of you! And he was afraid because he loved you all! It had nothing to do with me!”

“Then why didn’t he come back?!” Mutsuki screams.

“Because Kaneki wants to hide when he feels like he’s done something wrong – like leaving you!” Touka yells back.

Mutsuki hesitates. He wants to hide. He’s very good at hiding.

“Mucchan!” shrieks a voice. Touka whirls around to see the rest of the Quinx. The screaming one is the blue-haired girl, the first one to agree to work with ghouls. Saiko, if Touka recalls Kaneki’s descriptions correctly.

“What?” sobs Mutsuki. “Go away! She – stole him!” He points wildly at Touka.

Aura appears. “And we’re going to finish this.”

“Oh my god, really,” Higemaru mutters.

“No, Mutsuki. Sasaki – Kaneki – Maman, if you will – he left us because he was too cowardly to face us. Just like you, leaving us for the Oggai, right? Because you don’t want to admit you have problems?” Urie steps forward, tears in his eyes. “Just like me, ignoring all of you at the start? And you – you were the one who hugged me at my lowest. And kept me from damaging myself more. Now I’m returning the favor.”

Urie steps forward and wraps his arms around Mutsuki. “It’s awful being alone. You do it, I do it, Sasaki does it, Saiko does it, Hsaio is part ghoul so we’ll say she does it too, Aura clearly does it.”

“What about me?” demands Higemaru.

“You’re the balm to the rest of us,” Urie tells him. Higa brightens and prances over to Aura. He hugs him, and Hsaio joins in.

Aura looks like he’s never been hugged before.

Saiko rushes over to join Urie and Mutsuki. Touka and a recovering Miza tiptoe closer.

“Is this where Maman is?” Saiko whispers to Touka.

She nods.

Saiko fastens her kagune into a drill and stabs into the flesh of the giant worm.

Touka gasps as Saiko rips forth a bloodied Kaneki with ease. His arms are no longer scaled. He looks whole.

“Ken!” she cries. She and all of the Quinx rush forward as Saiko lays him down atop the kagune.

“He’s unconscious,” says Miza.

Kaneki, however, cracks open one eye. He sees Mutsuki – Touka – Urie – Saiko – Miza and the new quinx, all standing there.

“Family,” he mumbles before losing consciousness.

Mutsuki bawls and Touka hugs him. For Kaneki’s sake, she’ll forgive this poor kid.

Three months later

Mutsuki opens the door to the Chateau. “After you.”

“Thanks,” says Touka, stepping inside to see all of the Quinx, Hide, and her husband gathered in their living room. Aura still sulks in a corner, but he’s inching closer to the rest of them day by day.

“Well? What did the doctor say?” Kaneki wasn’t able to accompany Touka to her ultrasound this morning, because he’s still under house arrest at the Chateau.

Mutsuki exchanges a smile with Touka.

“It’s a girl,” Touka blurts out.

Saiko shrieks, Higemaru cheers, and Mutsuki claps. Kaneki stumbles forward to wrap his arms around Touka. “Another girl in our family.”

All of Kaneki’s implied and canon admirers talk about how much they love Kaneki, what they want to do with Kaneki if they got into a relationship with him and what they love about him, what made them fall in love with him: so this includes Roma, Mutsuki, Hajime, Hinami, Touka, Rize, Tsukiyama, Hide, Saiko, Eto, etc (side comment: Boy Neki has himself a hell of a lot of admirers!)

Like how does Ken get and maintain these admirers I’m jealous.

“I’ll go first.” Touka sighs. She can’t believe Urie and Marude’s solution was a group therapy session for all of Kaneki’s admirers.

“Now that he’s recovering in the hospital, you can all work out your problems,” Marude said. What a dumbass.

“I first fell in love when he told me he’d care if I died, even though I was a murderer,” Touka says, a sad smile on her face. “I just want to raise our kid together and give them…the childhood we never had.”

“I fell in love with his scent,” says Tsukiyama. “And convinced myself I wanted to eat him instead of love him. Now I just want him to stay alive.”

“Tsukiyama is a bad example for ghouls,” Hinami says quickly. “I love how Onii-chan taught me to read. That’s why I want happiness for him.”

“He was tasty,” Rize says dreamily, still somewhat dead inside after being held captive for years. “I’d still like to eat him.”

“I like Maman because he always loved us when we were brats,” Saiko says, crossing her arms. “Now I just want to hug him and tell him he’s okay every day.”

“I find him fascinating.” Eto grins. “So much potential. I’d torment him day and night.”

“Potential tragedy. People who try to be good because they hate themselves are my weakness.” Roma giggles. “I love sitting back and watching.”

“This is why you don’t have friends, old maid,” Eto shoots back.

“I like him because he’s what I want to be, only I’ll be better because I won’t betray CCG,” Hajime declares.

Hide shakes his head. “Kid.“

“What?!” Hajime huffs.

“Never mind.” Hide sighs. “You know, I’m not sure. I think I always have, but I haven’t recognized it until it was nearly too late. Now I just want him to be happy.”

“What about you?” Hide turns to Mutsuki, who swallows hard.

“Uh…ummm…I like that he showed me kindness when I was a gross murderer,” Mutsuki whispers.

Saiko coughs. “That’s, uh, close to Touka’s.”

“I know.” Mutsuki stares at the floor.

Touka slides closer to Mutsuki. “Ken’s a great guy.”

Mutsuki smiles, tentatively, at her.

Maybe, Touka thinks, Marude wasn’t such a doofus after all.

When touken baby is a toddler and refuses to say anything but “No,”

Bahahahahahhahaha. Love it.

“Mitsu, come here.” Touka points to the dinner table.

“No.” Mitsu continues to play with her stuffed animals. She told Kaneki earlier that she’s making up her own story.

“Mitsu, obey your mother,” Kaneki says.

Mitsu looks up again in surprise. “No.”

“Obey your father?” Kaneki tries.

“No.” Mitsu giggles and sets her penguin atop the dog. She makes them charge towards two fluffy cats as large as she, presents from Uncle Shuu.

“Mitsu. I know your story is interesting, but you can work on it later.” Kaneki crosses the room and lifts Mitsu off the ground.

“No!” she cries. “No, no, no!”

“I’m going to eat Nishiki for teaching her that,” Touka mutters.

“I mean, to be fair, we tell her no all the time,” Kaneki says, setting Mitsu in her seat.

“No you don’t,” Mitsu says.

Hey look, she said something besides no, Touka thinks. Kaneki winks at her.

When the ghouls unmask themselves Urie recognizes Touka as the girl from the photos in mutsukis room. He understands he doesn’t have all the pieces to the puzzle but remains way of her and tells the others to be as well. Until everything clicks into place.

The girl – the cute girl who called CCG on its bullshit – is Touka Kirishima. Urie frowns. She’s the reason Bujin was in jail. She’s the reason Mucchan is crazy.

“Be careful,” Urie says in Saiko’s ear.

“Why?” she asks, all too loudly.

“That’s Kirishima!” he hisses.

Saiko’s eyes widen. She knew she loved this ghoul.

Urie rolls his eyes. For fuck’s sake.

Higemaru and Hsaio, however, appear to listen to him. Thankfully.

“You know Yoriko!” Saiko calls then, and Urie groans. Too late.

Touka hesitates. Sorrow crosses her face, and even Urie has to admit, she clearly loves Yoriko.

“She escaped,” Itou whispers. “With Takeomi.”

“How do you know?” Urie pauses. “Wait. Never mind. Forget I asked.”

Touka cocks her eyebrow. “Urie and Saiko, I presume?”

“How do you know?” Urie barks.

“She knows Maman, silly.” Saiko throws her arms around Touka. “I’m so glad you came to help!”

Touka laughs nervously.

“He literally betrayed all of us, Saiko,” Urie reminds her.

“He didn’t want to – it’s a long story we’ll tell someday,” Touka insists.

“Really?” Saiko clings to her. She likes this ghoul. The manager from Re. Yoriko’s BFF.

She sniffs Touka. “Huh.”

Touka turns red as Nishiki grins.

“You smell like Maman.”

Urie coughs.

Mutsuki loved Sasaki.

She smells like Sasaki.

Sasaki told her who he was.

She’s cute.

“OH MY GOD!” Urie screams.

“Shut up!” Touka yells back.