How Anteiku sleeps with so

I was unsure if you meant sleep in the SFW or NSFW sense, so I did both!

SFW

Kaneki Ken – he loves to lay his head on his partner’s chest or lap.

Kirishima Touka – She is the big spoon.

Fueguchi Hinami – if they’re not hugging her what’s the point of sleeping together?

Nishiki Nishio – must be facing his SO, so their face is the first thing he will see.

Nishino Kimi – holding hands.

Tsukiyama Shuu – constantly uses French and English phrases to praise his SO even in his sleep.

Renji Yomo – he’s a cuddler. Arms firmly wrapped around his so, pressing them close to his chest.

Uta – will probably use his kagune to cocoon the two of them together.

Yoshimura Kuzen – one gentle arm strewn across his beloved.

Enji Koma – he’s kind of an acrobat in his sleep, so they might need space between them.

Irimi Kaya – they must each be piled under a mountain of blankets, no matter how warm it is.

NSFW

Kaneki Ken – has a habit of crying with happiness afterwards. more passionate in the bedroom than he is at most other points in his life.

Kirishima Touka – She loves experimenting different positions.

Fueguchi Hinami – gentle, butterfly position sex is her favorite.

Nishiki Nishio – roleplaying is fun.

Nishino Kimi – is a fan of sex in the morning.

Tsukiyama Shuu – will pepper his beloved with praise the entire time.

Renji Yomo – he’s hesitant and afraid he will hurt them, and very emotional.

Uta – cracks jokes, tries crazy moves, probably fond of some bdsm.

Yoshimura Kuzen – very sweet.

Enji Koma – will use his kagune to add extra spice.

Irimi Kaya – fierce. lovemaking is its own kind of battle.

Pregnant Touka twist ankle

“God dammit!” yells Touka, stumbling into Nishiki. They’re setting up a new coffee shop inside CCG, which is now the Commission for Cooperation with Ghouls and run by former CCG and Goat members alike.

“Your wife can’t help falling into my arms, Kaneki,” Nishiki quips.

“Nishiki, do we need to have the ‘be nice to women growing babies’ talk again?” asks Kimi from the counter she’s scrubbing.

“No,” he grumbles. “Touka, are you okay?”

“I’m fine.” Touka shoves him away, only to nearly fall. She grabs Nishiki to keep from hitting the floor. “I think I twisted my ankle.”

“Let me see,” says Kimi, dropping her sponge. Nishiki held Touka settle into a chair, and Kimi prods her ankle. “Hmm. Doesn’t look broken, so I imagine it’ll heal soon.”

“I hope.” Touka wipes her brow. This pregnancy is sure taking a toll on her healing abilities.

“What’s going on?” Yomo, Ayato, and Kaneki enter the shop. Kaneki immediately flies to Touka’s side.

“Nothing,” Touka says.

“She twisted her ankle,” says Nishiki.

“Traitor!”

“Typical Touka,” says Ayato with a smirk.

Touka narrows her eyes.

“Do I really need to have this conversation with you, too, Ayato?” Kimi asks with a sigh.

“You don’t want it,” Nishiki assures him.

“What conversation?” Ayato is thoroughly confused.

“Never mind. Kaneki, do me a favor and slap my brother.” Touka grins. If it means trolling Ayato, she’s going to milk this ankle as much as she can.

Yoriko is pregnant and the first person she tells is Touka when they meet up for the first time in years

“Touka.” Yoriko stands across from her best friend, each of their husbands by their side.

“Yoriko.” Touka tries to adorn the tough face she always wore in high school.

“I missed you.” Yoriko wipes a tear.

“I missed you too!” Touka bursts out, throwing herself forward and embracing Yoriko. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry – I just wanted to keep you safe.”

“I know. I’m sorry i never noticed – and forced you to eat – I thought you really liked my cooking,” Yoriko confesses.

“I mean, it was the most tolerable human food I’d ever eaten,” Touka promises.

Yoriko snorts, but a smile emerges on her face.

“We watched your wedding,” Kaneki says lightly.

“From the hill overlooking the church. You were beautiful,” Touka confirms.

Yoriko claps her hands over her mouth. “Really? Oh, I wish you could have been my bridesmaid.”

“I wish you could have been mine,” Touka says, nodding to Kaneki.

Yoriko clears her throat. “Will you at least be my baby’s godmother?”

“Yoriko!” Touka gasps. “Are you – you’re pregnant!”

Yoriko nods eagerly. Behind her, Takeomi blushes.

“Congratulations,” Kaneki says weakly.

“Oh, come on.” Touka pokes Kaneki’s nose. “I’ll do it, Yoriko, if you’re our baby’s godmother.”

“Seriously?” Yoriko shrieks. “Our kids will be best friends!”

Touka hugs her again as Takeomi and Kaneki engage in a firm handshake. “Well, looks like we’ll have to be best friends, too,” Takeomi quips.

Kaneki’s reaction to Touka in heels <3

– He is immediately excited, if you catch my drift.

– He’s also mildly afraid that she can actually balance in those death traps. Touka is a wonderful, mysterious creature who happens to be his wife.

– He teases her that she’s now at a suitable height. Her response is to pull his face down and kiss him while he’s “short.”

– He silently admires her legs and the fact that this amazing female has chosen him, loves him. Basically, he’s grateful.

– If she fends off an attacking ghoul or two during their night out, she will absolutely stab with her heels and Kaneki will absolutely propose.

– To which she’ll reply that they’re already married, but he can’t help himself.

– He secretly hopes she loses a shoe on the stairs so he can put it back on and tell her “the shoe fits,” Cinderella style.

What the TG characters want for Christmas

I’ve sorted the characters according to their introductory affiliation.

Anteiku/Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – to be safe

Nagachika Hideyoshi – to see Kaneki again

Yoshimura Kuzen – Eto’s forgiveness

Kamishiro Rize – freedom and food

Kirishima Touka – Kaneki to be free of the worm

Koma Enji – to be alive

Irimi Kaya – a puppy

Yomo Renji – His niece and nephew safe

Kosaka Yoriko – To see Touka again

Hinami Feuguchi – for everyone she loves to be happy

Nishiki Nishio – to kiss Kimi

Nishino Kimi – a world where ghouls and humans live in harmony

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – A taste of Kaneki

Karren von Rosewald – Tsukiyama’s love

Matsumae – the family’s safety

Mirumo – his son’s happiness

Chie Hori – another camera

Clowns

Uta – eyeball snacks. Maybe a kiss from Yomo.

Itori – blood wine!

Hoito Roma – to belong

Nimura Furuta – his father’s approval

Rio/Shikorae – his brother

Nico – makeup

Donato Porpora – a reunion with Amon

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – Hinami’s coffee. Maybe Hinami.

Yamori – kagune pliers

Tatara – Houji’s head, but really his siblings back

Yoshimura Eto – the world’s obedience

Noro – life

Miza Kusakari – nothing bad to happen anymore

Naki – to see Yamori again

Hakatori – a new quinque

Banjou Kazuichi – a hug

CCG

Amon Koutarou – to be a good person

Takizawa Seidou – to be human again

Mado Akira – internal peace

Houji Kousuke – a break from murder investigators

Mado Kureo – to kill the one-eyed owl and make their kagune into his quinque

Marude Itsuki – assurance that Yoshitoki was actually his friend

Washuu Yoshitoki – a vacation

Washuu Matsuri – Urie

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – nothing good.

Kuriowa Takeomi – Yoriko’s cooking

Kuriowa Iwao – his son’s happiness

Aura Kiyoko – Aura to calm down

Tanakamaru Mougan – hairspray

Shinohara Yukinori – to see his family again

Itou Kuramoto – a practical joke book

Kurona Yasuhisa – Shiro

Hajime Hazuki – to be a renowned badass

Mayazumi – eyebrow liner

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – Arima’s smile

Arima Kishou – atonement

Ui Koori – Hairu resurrected

Take Hirako – Shio and Rikai’s resurrection

Arima Yusa – a peaceful world

Ihei Shio – a pet reindeer

Souza Rikai – flowers

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Mr. Shinohara to awaken

Keijin Nakarai – recognition

Hanbee Abara – to marry Suzuya

Miyuki Mikage – an alien encounter

Mizurou Tamaki – a girlfriend

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – no one dying anymore

Shirazu Ginshi – Haru’s healing

Urie Kuki – Mutsuki’s safety

Mutsuki Tooru – to be safe and happy

Hsaio Ching-Li – Saiko’s affection

Aura Shinsanpei – Kaneki’s head, or his aunt’s approval

Higemaru Touma – to save the world

Touka and Mutsuki fight after 152 and then both decide to shoot for a peaceful solution. Mutsuki decides he doesn’t care if Kaneki loves someone else as long as he can also be loved by him. He helps Touka and Hide and everyone get Kaneki out of Dragon with Touka and Kaneki and the others all move into the Chateau with the rest of the Quinx. Mutsuki gets the pure genuine love he always wanted from his Sensei and Touka and the others watch on while smiling

Can this, like, happen?

“Why do you think love is so cheap?” Touka fires Rc shards into Mutsuki’s arm. God dammit, she knows Ken loves this kid, but if he ain’t testing her patience now. “What, you think if Kaneki loves me he can’t love you? Love isn’t a math game, Eyepatch! Kaneki left you because he was afraid of you! And he was afraid because he loved you all! It had nothing to do with me!”

“Then why didn’t he come back?!” Mutsuki screams.

“Because Kaneki wants to hide when he feels like he’s done something wrong – like leaving you!” Touka yells back.

Mutsuki hesitates. He wants to hide. He’s very good at hiding.

“Mucchan!” shrieks a voice. Touka whirls around to see the rest of the Quinx. The screaming one is the blue-haired girl, the first one to agree to work with ghouls. Saiko, if Touka recalls Kaneki’s descriptions correctly.

“What?” sobs Mutsuki. “Go away! She – stole him!” He points wildly at Touka.

Aura appears. “And we’re going to finish this.”

“Oh my god, really,” Higemaru mutters.

“No, Mutsuki. Sasaki – Kaneki – Maman, if you will – he left us because he was too cowardly to face us. Just like you, leaving us for the Oggai, right? Because you don’t want to admit you have problems?” Urie steps forward, tears in his eyes. “Just like me, ignoring all of you at the start? And you – you were the one who hugged me at my lowest. And kept me from damaging myself more. Now I’m returning the favor.”

Urie steps forward and wraps his arms around Mutsuki. “It’s awful being alone. You do it, I do it, Sasaki does it, Saiko does it, Hsaio is part ghoul so we’ll say she does it too, Aura clearly does it.”

“What about me?” demands Higemaru.

“You’re the balm to the rest of us,” Urie tells him. Higa brightens and prances over to Aura. He hugs him, and Hsaio joins in.

Aura looks like he’s never been hugged before.

Saiko rushes over to join Urie and Mutsuki. Touka and a recovering Miza tiptoe closer.

“Is this where Maman is?” Saiko whispers to Touka.

She nods.

Saiko fastens her kagune into a drill and stabs into the flesh of the giant worm.

Touka gasps as Saiko rips forth a bloodied Kaneki with ease. His arms are no longer scaled. He looks whole.

“Ken!” she cries. She and all of the Quinx rush forward as Saiko lays him down atop the kagune.

“He’s unconscious,” says Miza.

Kaneki, however, cracks open one eye. He sees Mutsuki – Touka – Urie – Saiko – Miza and the new quinx, all standing there.

“Family,” he mumbles before losing consciousness.

Mutsuki bawls and Touka hugs him. For Kaneki’s sake, she’ll forgive this poor kid.

Three months later

Mutsuki opens the door to the Chateau. “After you.”

“Thanks,” says Touka, stepping inside to see all of the Quinx, Hide, and her husband gathered in their living room. Aura still sulks in a corner, but he’s inching closer to the rest of them day by day.

“Well? What did the doctor say?” Kaneki wasn’t able to accompany Touka to her ultrasound this morning, because he’s still under house arrest at the Chateau.

Mutsuki exchanges a smile with Touka.

“It’s a girl,” Touka blurts out.

Saiko shrieks, Higemaru cheers, and Mutsuki claps. Kaneki stumbles forward to wrap his arms around Touka. “Another girl in our family.”

Yomo with an so who is a mum or pop figure to Asa, Hinami, Touka, Ayato, x Kaneki 💕 Thanks ❤️

“They’re going to get married next, aren’t they?” Yomo looks ill as he eyes Ayato, whose arm is wrapped tight around Hinami.

“Probably. Isn’t it fantastic?” His S/O grins.

“Hey, hey, hey.” They rub Yomo’s shoulders. “I know it’s scary. But they have to live their lives someday.” They nod towards Kaneki and a very pregnant Touka. “And you’re doing a fine job supporting them.”

“Now I am,” Yomo confesses, “but I was never very good at it before. What if I fail again?”

His S/O throws back their head and laughs. “You will! It’s okay. Families stick together. Besides,” they add with a smirk, “Asa’s still single.”

“Oh, she is for now,” Yomo mutters. Truth to be told, he’s been quite pleased to accept Uta’s protege into their family.

His S/O nods. “Good perspective to keep.”

Yomo groans.

“Help me with the coffee, will you?” His S/O lifts a tray of brimming coffee mugs. With YOmo’s support, they saunter over to the table they share every night. Decaf for Touka, regular for everyone else.

“Thanks, [Name],” Hinami says sweetly. Ayato nods, but they can see the appreciation in his eyes.

Asa hurries over. “Thank you!”

“It’s no problem, really. How are you feeling, Touka?” They sit besides Yomo, their fingers laced between his.

This was one of their ideas Yomo treasures. Family coffee nights analogous to human family dinners.

They’re Yomo’s favorite nights.

All of Kaneki’s implied and canon admirers talk about how much they love Kaneki, what they want to do with Kaneki if they got into a relationship with him and what they love about him, what made them fall in love with him: so this includes Roma, Mutsuki, Hajime, Hinami, Touka, Rize, Tsukiyama, Hide, Saiko, Eto, etc (side comment: Boy Neki has himself a hell of a lot of admirers!)

Like how does Ken get and maintain these admirers I’m jealous.

“I’ll go first.” Touka sighs. She can’t believe Urie and Marude’s solution was a group therapy session for all of Kaneki’s admirers.

“Now that he’s recovering in the hospital, you can all work out your problems,” Marude said. What a dumbass.

“I first fell in love when he told me he’d care if I died, even though I was a murderer,” Touka says, a sad smile on her face. “I just want to raise our kid together and give them…the childhood we never had.”

“I fell in love with his scent,” says Tsukiyama. “And convinced myself I wanted to eat him instead of love him. Now I just want him to stay alive.”

“Tsukiyama is a bad example for ghouls,” Hinami says quickly. “I love how Onii-chan taught me to read. That’s why I want happiness for him.”

“He was tasty,” Rize says dreamily, still somewhat dead inside after being held captive for years. “I’d still like to eat him.”

“I like Maman because he always loved us when we were brats,” Saiko says, crossing her arms. “Now I just want to hug him and tell him he’s okay every day.”

“I find him fascinating.” Eto grins. “So much potential. I’d torment him day and night.”

“Potential tragedy. People who try to be good because they hate themselves are my weakness.” Roma giggles. “I love sitting back and watching.”

“This is why you don’t have friends, old maid,” Eto shoots back.

“I like him because he’s what I want to be, only I’ll be better because I won’t betray CCG,” Hajime declares.

Hide shakes his head. “Kid.“

“What?!” Hajime huffs.

“Never mind.” Hide sighs. “You know, I’m not sure. I think I always have, but I haven’t recognized it until it was nearly too late. Now I just want him to be happy.”

“What about you?” Hide turns to Mutsuki, who swallows hard.

“Uh…ummm…I like that he showed me kindness when I was a gross murderer,” Mutsuki whispers.

Saiko coughs. “That’s, uh, close to Touka’s.”

“I know.” Mutsuki stares at the floor.

Touka slides closer to Mutsuki. “Ken’s a great guy.”

Mutsuki smiles, tentatively, at her.

Maybe, Touka thinks, Marude wasn’t such a doofus after all.

Ayahina have quadruplets and Kaneki faints (also Ayato is crying more than all the babies put together throughout Hinami’s labour)

“Oh my god, this is awful.” Ayato hiccups as Hinami grunts.

She’s been in labor for half a day. She’s in pain. She’s in agony, actually, and he helped cause this. “I’m so sorry!”

“It’s fine,” she says through ground teeth.

“You’re ready to push,” Kimi says.

Hinami gasps with relief, and Touka squeezes Kaneki’s hand. Kaneki, however, looks awfully pale.

Hinami-chan is going to be a mother…

He’s going to be an uncle…

Kaneki greets the floor with his face.

“Really?” Touka hauls him up. “Oh my god, Ken!”

“Get Useless outta here,” Ayato wails. He pulls out his hair, until he sees Hinami glaring at him.

Touka drags Kaneki away as Kimi encourages Hinami. Finally there’s a cry, and Ryouko is alive and in his arms.

“Here comes another.” Kimi hands Ayato baby Hikari.

“Okay, Touka, we need you,” Ayato calls, his voice cracking.

His sister and her useless husband reenter.

“If you drop either, you die,” Ayato hisses.

“Arata.” Touka takes the third baby like its a treasure. Kaneki gingerly pats its head.

“Last but not least, Daisuke.” Kimi hands an exhausted Hinami the fourth baby, named after Hinami’s father.

“Oh my god, they’re beautiful,” Hinami whispers, tears running down her face.

Ayato nods, unable to speak around the lump in his throat.

“It was worth it.” Hinami motions for Touka to hand over Arata, and for Ayato to bring the girls closer.

Ayato has to nod.

would you fuck your clone tg re edition

Re Affiliates

Kaneki Ken – No, my clone makes me sad.

Nagachika Hideyoshi – It’d be fun.

Kamishiro Rize – Yes please.

Kirishima Touka – I’d rather fuck Kaneki.

Koma Enji – Ab-sol-ute-ly!

Irimi Kaya – I’m sorry, did you say something?

Yomo Renji – No way.

Kosaka Yoriko – No?

Hinami Feuguchi – Uh…ummmmmm…

Nishiki Nishio – I’d rather fuck Kimi.

Nishino Kimi – I’d do it for science.

Tsukiyama Family

Tsukiyama Shuu – I’d do it while eating myself.

Karren von Rosewald – If I could pretend it was Master Shuu.

Matsumae – Nah.

Mirumo – 100x yes.

Chie Hori – No.

Clowns

Uta – I’ve already done it. Kagune clone.

Itori – Hell yeah. I’m hot.

Hoito Roma – *giggles* obviously

Nimura Furuta – My answer is a resounding yes.

Rio/Shikorae – ?!

Nico – It’d be so tragic, since you couldn’t be in love with yourself…

Donato Porpora – Technically, that’s not against the Bible…

Aogiri Tree

Kirishima Ayato – I’m gonna decline to answer this

Tatara – What is wrong with you people

Yoshimura Eto – Never say never

Noro – Why am I alive.

Miza Kusakari – Yep.

Naki – Huh?

Yumitsu Tomoe/Hakatori – Probably

Banjou Kazuichi – I’m scared and my answer is no.

CCG

Amon Koutarou – Amon.exe has ceased to function

Takizawa Seidou – No, because I hate myself.

Mado Akira – I’d rather fuck a kakuja ghoul.

Houji Kousuke- Shh don’t tell.

Marude Itsuki – Hell no.

Washuu Yoshitoki – Hell yes.

Washuu Matsuri – No. Give me Urie.

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – Over and over.

Kuriowa Takeomi – Uh – uh – n – no?

Kuriowa Iwao – Nope.

Aura Kiyoko – I’m not even dignifying that with a response.

Tanakamaru Mougan – I wish.

Itou Kuramoto – Tee-hee. Yes.

Kurona Yasuhisa – I used to have a clone. My identical twin. Sometimes I can still hear her voice…

Arima Squad

Ihei Hairu – Probably

Arima Kishou – Did Eto send you to ask this?

Ui Koori – It’s unethical.

Take Hirako – Who can say?

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – Why not?

Keijin Nakarai – I’d rather have someone else interested in me besides me.

Hanbee Abara – Nooooooo.

Miyuki Mikage – OMG YES.

Mizurou Tamaki – Possibly.

Quinx Squad

Yonebayashi Saiko – hahahaha of course.

Shirazu Ginshi – Why the fuck are you asking this?

Urie Kuki – indubitably.

Mutsuki Tooru – I’m grotesque 😦

Hsaio Ching-Li – lol no.

Aura Shinsanpei – That sounds melodramatic, so yes.

Higemaru Touma – lol. lol. lol. uh. Come back later after I’ve thought about it.