I have an weird ship about Oneshot!Kaneki and TokyoGhoul!Touka, if it’s possible can i have hcs on them?

– Oneshot!Neki really enjoys Touka stroking his eight-pack. And she really enjoys it too.

– He’s still a boobs man, and still left in aw at Touka’s ukaku agility. 

– Touka still fell for him the day she attacked the doves. Oneshot!Neki told her he’d care if she died, and that he would have helped her come up with a better plan to kill them so she wouldn’t risk herself.

– Oneshot!Neki fell for Touka one day when she confronted him about killing people. She asked if they were both bad for killing people in anger and suggested that they should try to never kill people again. He that they would work together to avoid killing in general, but it might sometimes be necessary if CG came for them. He admired this ghoul who dared him to kill even less than he already did.

– Oneshot!Neki teases Touka back a lot more than TG!Neki. They sometimes have food-throwing contests when no customers are in.

– Touka teases him endlessly on his fake smile. She can tell when he’s genuine and when he’s not, and to him, this is one of her most treasured characteristics. 

What does Yoshimura think of each of the Antreiku members? I always had a feeling Yoshimura is the kind of guy who silently judges you, but with love

Kaneki Ken – Likes him, though his attitude towards ghouls and eating people is sad at times, even though Yoshimura understands it. He has great hopes for his future. 

Kirishima Touka – He adores Touka like she was his own daughter. Her tough attitude might aggravate others, but he knows where it comes from. He worries for her impulsiveness and ships her with Kaneki. 

Kirishima Ayato – Misses the kid. Recognizes his angst. Wants him to come home.

Fueguchi Hinami – Concerned about how traumatized she must be. Wants to emphasize her kind spirit to keep her out of trouble. 

Yomo Renji – Yomo is his secret keeper. He admires Yomo for turning his life around, yet not entirely working at Anteiku. He thinks Yomo has a soft heart, and he’s right. 

Uta – Doesn’t trust him worth a damn, but he’s good for Renji.

Nishiki Nishio – Finally he gets to meet the infamous Nishiki. Concerned about his romance with Kimi and very invested in a happy ending. 

Nishino Kimi – Very worried for her romance with Nishiki, but admires her devotion.

Irimi Kaya – his most dependable worker. He thinks she’s brilliant, harsh, and beautiful, like a winter morning. He ships her and Koma.

Koma Enji – his most entertaining worker, and a good friend. When are he and Irimi going to get together? 

AlL tHe AnTeIkU HeAdCaNoNs

YoUr WiSh iS My CoMmaNd

– Yoshimura started shipping Touken from the moment Touka introduced Kaneki to him.

– The first time Nishiki met Yomo, he saw him dragging in another body he’d scavenged. He was immediately determined to gain the approval of this strong ghoul, which led to several embarrassing attempts at conversation. This ended when Touka randomly walked up to Yomo and was like “just fucking talk dude.”

– Yomo talked. For Touka’s sake. He was a bit leery of this violent ghoul who had attacked Touka and Kaneki. And who reminded him of his own youth.

– Anteiku held a small celebration for Hinami’s birthday that ended in a kagune wrestling contest between Hinami’s and Yomo’s. He let her win. 

– Irimi once tried to teach Touka and Hinami about girl stuff. It was torture for all involved.

– Koma once held a “guy’s night” for Nishiki, Kaneki, and Yomo. Uta was not invited but showed up regardless. They spent most of their time doing obstacle courses Koma had invented for them. Yomo won, but Nishiki came in second, and he has never let anyone forget that.

– Irimi held a “girl’s night” at the same time. Touka, Hinami, and Kimi came, and Itori crashed, to all of their delight. Itori and Hinami had a brief pact to get Touka to admit her feelings for Kaneki. They were unsuccessful. 

Scenario with pregnant Touka at the beach

“I feel like a whale,” Touka mutters, stretching out on the sizzling sand. 

“You’re beautiful!” Kaneki cries, rubbing more sunscreen into her shoulders.

“Meh.” Touka pokes her seven-months-pregnant belly. “Well, the kid’s awake, so they must love the beach.”

“Good.” Kaneki pats her stomach.

“Touka!” Hinami and Ayato race back from the boardwalk. “Here, we got you ice.” 

Hinami shoves a snow cone in Touka’s face. It hasn’t been more than two weeks that ghouls have been able to eat human food. And Touka has, correspondingly, not been able to get enough of sugar.  

“Isn’t it good?” Kaneki asks eagerly as his wife takes a bite.

Touka closes her eyes with pleasure. “This is amazing. Humans are so creative.”

Ayato snorts, but he’s also nursing his own chocolate ice cream cone, so he can’t tease her too much.

“Want to go for a walk in the surf, Onee-chan?” Hinami asks. 

“Ayato, when are you going to make Touka officially Hinami’s Onee-chan?” Kaneki whispers as his wife saunters off with Hina.

“Not before I stab you.” He sticks out his tongue.

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Touka sniffs the salty, sweet air as surf pounds around her ankles. “The water feels good on my feet.”

“Good.” Hinami smiles. 

“I’m still gonna play volleyball when Akira and Amon get here,” Touka grouses. 

“Obviously. With your ukakus, you and Ayato will dominate,” Hinami says with a smirk.

“I don’t know, if the Quinx show up to help Akira, we’re done,” Touka jokes. Her snow cone dribbles around her lips, red as blood. 

Hinami giggles as two figures wave from down the beach. “That’ll be Akira and Amon.” 

Touka grins as they draw closer. “Hey there.”

Amon nearly chokes.

“Huh?” Touka’s eyes widen with the realization.

Akira elbows him with a laugh. “Amon, dear, it’s a snow cone.”

“I’m sorry!” Amon exclaims. He doesn’t want to make her feel any worse. Really.

Touka flicks cherry syrup onto his face. “There. Now we’re even.”

Scenario where Kaneki and Touka aren’t yet married or have a child on the way but they’re engaged. dragon still happened but it’s over and everyone’s made up so it’s time for the wedding. It’s regal and stunning like a royal human wedding. qs attend, ghouls attend, ccg attends. A happy affair to the start of a brighter future. (kinda modeled after the wedding scene in Kingsman the golden circle if you’ve seen that) (also kaneki totally has slicked back hair)

“Are you ready?” Yomo avoids looking at Touka because if he does, he’ll start crying.

“Yes!” Touka smiles at her bridesmaids. Hinami is the maid of honor; Yoriko, Saiko, Hsaio, Miza, and, of all people, Akira, comprise the rest.  

Hide, Ayato, Mutsuki, Urie, Higemaru, and Aura approach as the groomsmen.

“I’m so happy for you,” Mutsuki tells Touka, who smiles back. 

In the hall, the music starts. Chie begins snapping photos. Tsukiyama claps at  as Hinami glides down the aisle, her arms linked with Hide’s. 

Yoriko follows with Urie, and Takeomi beams, remembering his own wedding day. 

Mutsuki and Saiko follow, barely able to contain their own excitement. Saiko winks at Kaneki, whose white hair has been slicked back “fashionably” by Tsukiyama, before standing besides her fellow bridesmaids. 

Hanbee begins to cry when Hsaio passes with Higemaru, to Keijin’s horror. Mikage follows suit, and before Marude can object, all of Squad Suzuya is crying.

Then it’s Hsaio with Aura. His aunt smiles happily at him, and when Ui Koori gives Hsaio a small smile, joy explodes in her heart. If Ui approves, Big Sister Hairu would approve, and that’s all she wants. 

Takizawa nudges Amon as Akira passes, her golden head held high. Besides him, Kurona and Hakatori smile from ear-to-ear.

Ayato and Miza pass last. Miza notices that Ayato’s flesh feels horribly cold. Probably with shock. 

The music swells. Nishiki sniffles and stares straight ahead. Kimi silently hands him a tissue.

Touka emerges with Yomo clinging to her arm.  

“Definitely clinging,” Nico whispers to Itori, who makes a note to mention it later.

Uta is relieved to see that the dress looks perfect on Touka. All the hours he spent arguing on the precise design with Tsukiyama are worth it right now.

Touka laughs a little as she sees Kaneki waiting for her. He extends his shaking, sweating hand, and Touka clasps his hand in hers. 

“Excellent,” says Mirumo from his perch behind the pulpit. “Shall we begin?”

Kaneki and Touka look out across the sea of former enemies turned into friends. 

“Yes please,” Kaneki says. 

More Anteiku headcanons

– One evening, Uta and Itori showed up with a bottle of blood wine. He persuaded Nishiki and Touka to play a drinking game with him. When Yomo came into the cafe two hours later, he found two very giggly employees, an empty bottle, and Uta whistling innocently in a corner. 

– It did not go well for Uta. Yoshimura had a stern conversation with him. Uta then whined to Itori about Yomo “tattling” on him. Itori then nicknamed Yomo “tattletale” for about a month. 

– Touka swears she saw Irimi and Koma necking in the storage closet. 

– She actually saw Nishiki and Kimi, dressed as Irimi and Koma to percolate this exact rumor.

– Kimi and Nishiki sometimes tutor Touka and Yoriko in science. This brings a smile to everyone’s faces. 

– One time Hetare flew into the cafe because Hinami forgot to lock its cage. The entire morning consisted of an “all hands on deck” text message being sent out, everyone assuming doves were there, panic, relief once they found out it was only Hetare, and frantically trying to capture the bird. 

– Nishiki threatened to replace it with a real dove, to which Irimi replied that she would skin him. Kimi added that she would help. Nishiki did not continue this line of thought.

Anteiku headcanons !!!!!

– They once had a dance night, provoked by Nishiki and Koma attempting to have a dance off on the counters one day. 

– Yomo thought this was a terrible idea, but then Uta heard, got enthusiastic, and persuaded Itori to supply wine.

– Touka and Kaneki danced…very…closely… and Yomo noticed. For the next day, Kaneki was confused as to why Yomo kept glaring at him.

– Irimi and Koma sometimes leave together and come in together the next day. Nishiki once accused them of being a couple, which they promptly denied. Yoshimura, however, was not convinced, though he kept his chuckles to himself.

– One time Hinami found five stray kittens and insisted Anteiku look after them until they could find a proper home. This home turned out to be Yomo’s place.

– Touka is too short to dust the top shelves, and Nishiki always teases her about it. One time she poured iced coffee down his shirt. Kimi was there to pick up Nishiki. She was not sympathetic to Nishiki.

– Hinami once told Yomo he felt like her uncle. The rest of the day, no one could figure out why Yomo’s eyes were puffy and bloodshot.

– Koma once asked Uta if his tattoo was about Yomo. No one is allowed to speak of what happened next. 

First off, Merry Xmas! Second off, how would Anteiku + Uta and Itori (You don’t have to do Yoshimura if you don’t want to) would like to be comforted by their S/O after a nightmare. Thank you!

Haha thanks, doing Yoshimura is always so strange. He’s just a cute tragic old man

Kaneki Ken – He wants to be held as he sobs, and someone to ask probing questions.

Kirishima Touka – She wants someone to listen to her rant about how horrible it was. 

Fueguchi Hinami – She wants to be snuggled as she explains all her feelings in detail. Her S/O better encourage her, too. 

Nishiki Nishio – He wants someone to make him laugh. Someone who can joke about the monster he dreamt about or even crack black humor at the death of his sister (his most common nightmare). 

Nishino Kimi – She wants someone who will distract her with kisses. 

Koma Enji – He wants to be awoken the second his s/o suspects a nightmare. Someone who will massage his worries away and talk things out with him and even stay up all night if necessary. 

Irimi Kaya – Someone who assures her that she’s a good person who doesn’t deserve nightmares, even if she doesn’t believe it. 

Yomo Renji – Someone who will hold him tight and ask him if he wants to discuss it. If he doesn’t, he wants someone who will respect that, but maybe hold him a little tighter and cry for him.

Uta – He says he wants someone who will buy his lies about how it’s nothing, not to worry. He actually would probably admire them if they refused to believe him and used therapy-level skills to work out his problems and fears. Someone he’s not afraid to confess his fears to. 

Itori – Someone who doesn’t mind staying up while she relives it. Maybe they’ll suggest wine as they talk things over. 

Touken Nsfw and ayato walks in 💀

“Kaneki, darling.” Touka sweeps him into their bed. 

“Touka-chan.” Kaneki blinks up at her. 

“I missed you today,” Touka purrs. She leaves a trail of kisses down his chest, between his legs. 

“Would you care to remove my clothing?” Kaneki teases.

“Yes.” Touka tosses her head confidently and begins to unbuckle Kaneki’s belt.He grins and slides down his pants before reading up her shirt to squeeze her breasts.

“I’ve missed you,” Kaneki murmurs as soon as her shirt is thrown to the floor. “We haven’t done this in like a week.”

“It’s been too long,” Touka admits, nibbling Kaneki’s chest. She sinks onto Kaneki. He moans with pleasure as her body moves up and down on him. She’s beginning to show her pregnancy, which makes positioning more awkward, but he finds her even sexier. 

Kaneki pulls her head down so he can kiss her lips.  And then he kisses her belly, and Touka giggles. “That tickles.”

 She reaches under Kaneki’s chin to tickle him back. Lucky for her, he’s far more ticklish. He shrieks.

And then someone else shrieks.

Ayato stares in their room, screaming and screaming and screaming until blood rushes from his nose. 

“Haven’t you heard of knocking?!” Touka yells as Hinami runs up behind Ayato.

Ayato’s response is to collapse into Hinami’s arms.

“He’;ll recover,” HInami assures them, completely unfazed. She slams their door shut before Yomo, who now approaches, can see. 

Touka turns back to Kaneki. 

Touka going around the base with a sexy bunny outfit to get kaneki attention

Kaneki first notices that something is wrong when he finds Ayato a babbling, crying mess in Hinami’s room. 

Hinami directs him to Nishiki, who proves unhelpful. All Nishiki delivers is a sly smile.

“Kaneki! Tres bien!” wails Tsukiyama, entering the room.

“What is happening?” Kaneki nearly shrieks.

“YOU WILL FIND OUT, MY DEAR!” Tsukiyama dances off, mumbling French phrases to himself.

Thoroughly confused, Kaneki wanders off to find Banjou with a nosebleed,  Naki with a migraine, Koma winking at him, and Irimi wiggling her eyebrows.

“Help me,” says Kaneki. “I don’t understand.”

Someone’s hands latch onto his shoulders, and Kaneki turns around to see Yomo, sweating and looking more horrified than Ayato.

“Okay, Ren, sit down. Kaneki, get thee gone,” Irimi says.

Kaneki ducks out of Yomo’s grasp and hurries down the corridor. What is –

“Why hello there, King.” A rabbit-eared Touka dressed in a skimpy, lacy pink  costume strides around the corner.

“T-T-T-touka-chan?” Kaneki’s brain ceases function.

“You all needed to be shocked out of your mopey funks,” Touka purrs. “Come with me. It’s time to take a few hours off work.”

Kaneki eagerly allows her to drag him to their chambers.