Saiko has a vine account where she films funny moments in the chateau and Touka finds it. They later bond over it

“What is this?” Touka peers over Saiko’s shoulder, at her computer screen.

“Oh this? This is my vine account. Watch!” Saiko clicks on a video. 

Urie lifts a giant weight. But then Mutsuki passes by, and in a daze Urie drops the weight onto his foot. 

Touka bursts out laughing. “You’re kidding.”

“I’m not. Watch this one.” Saiko clicks on another. It’s Aura giving Higemaru a piggyback ride, chasing first Urie, then Mutsuki. 

The human tower then turn to Hsiao.

“Onward!” yells Higemaru, thrusting his fist in the air.

Hsaio kicks Aura straight between the thighs.

Higemaru screams louder than Aura as he tumbles to the ground. 

Touka doubles over. “I can’t – catch me breath – oh my god.”

“This is my favorite.” Saiko selects an image of Sasaki Haise strolling down the hallway.

“Boooooo!” Someone wearing a sheet leaps in front of Haise. 

Her husband screams louder and higher than she’s ever heard.

“That was Shirazu,” Saiko says softly. “I like seeing him happy.”

“I wish I’d seen him more,” Touka says sympathetically. 

Saiko smiles at her. “Me too. He’d be a big fan of you, I’m sure. We all are still, you know.”

“Thanks.” Touka smiles gingerly. She still feels like an interloper, as much as she loves the Quinx. 

Saiko wraps her in an embrace. 

How Anteiku comforts SO who just had a nightmare

Kaneki Ken – He will ask if they want to return to sleep or talk. If they choose the former, he’ll hold them tight and assure them he’ll protect them. If the latter, he’ll brew coffee and listen intently. 

Kirishima Touka – She’ll say well that’s it for sleep. She’ll brew coffee and talk and keep they awake as they dissect their dreams. 

Fueguchi Hinami – She will hug the nightmare out of them. 

Nishiki Nishio – He’ll massage his SO as they either talk about it or talk about something else. 

Nishino Kimi – She’ll probably psychoanalyze the dream to give her partner more control. 

Yoshimura – He’ll assure his SO he will never, ever let something bad happen and tug them closer.  

Koma Enji – He’ll listen to their nightmare, then make up funny endings and stories to get their mind off the dream. 

Irimi Kaya – Will use her kagune to shield her SO. Pile blankets atop them. Make sure they feel secure enough to return to the land of slumber. 

Yomo Renji – He will wait to see their response. Do they want to talk? If so, he’ll watch them with his serious eyes so they know he’s paying attention. If they just want to forget, he’ll allow it for now, but inwardly he’d be very sad that they had a nightmare, because he wishes he could take it away. 

Uta – He’ll work on getting his SO to forget. Perhaps some hanky-panky or tickling. 

Kakuja!Touka headcanons?

– her kakuja looks like a rabbit flying on flames. 

– Kakuja Touka is still very sexy to Kaneki. They once tried to, ah, include their kakujas in their sexy times. It did not go well. 

– Ayato is hella jealous.

– She loves having a kakuja. It makes her feel more like a badass, and it’s super useful for enclosing her baby for protection.

– Inspired by Touka, Kaneki wrote a children’s book called The Rabbit and the Centipede

– She mostly uses it on missions to help secure peace between humans and ghouls. However, on occasion she uses it to scare Ayato and Yomo. The latter involved her running up to him, imitating a kids voice. “Uncle, uncle, look what I can do!” He nearly fainted and definitely needed a drink afterwards.

– Tsukiyama helpfully informed Touka she smelled “infinitely more delicious” since becoming a kakuja. 

The adventures of my odd brotps: Mutsutou, Haikarren, Mutsuhina, and Ayaurie.

Mutsutou 

– Once Mutsuki and Touka reconciled, he first began to appreciate her as a mother figure before as a friend. 

– Mutsuki apologized to Yomo, and Touka overheard. She then invited Mutsuki for a cup of coffee and entertained him with stories of Ken at Anteiku, and her wild past. That’s how they became besties.

– One night, Kaneki and Urie came home from a meeting to discover Touka and Mutsuki giggling over an empty bottle of blood wine (which does not hurt ghoul babies). They became alarmed before Touka opened her mouth and began to spill all the embarrassing Sasaki stories Mutsuki had told her. The two couples stayed up all night talking.

– Mutsuki accompanies Touka to any doctor appointments Kaneki can’t make, which is also how he became close to Hinami.

Haikarren

– Once, Karren and Hairu got wigs to look like each other’s hair. Tsukiyama and Ui were very confused and scared.

– Hairu took Karren out shopping for lingerie Shuu would like. It was fun for her, too, because Karren is very generous with the Tsukiyama’s money. Hairu bought plenty of outfits to make Ui faint.  She immediately texted a picture of him on the floor to Karren. 

– Tsukiyama, of course, will not let Ui forget that.

– They both work for the Human-Ghoul alliance, and they make a devilish pair – hyper Hairu, dramatic Karren. No one is ever bored, not even the ghouls or humans arrested by them.

– Matsumae got to know Hairu through her friendship with Karren. She then forgave Hairu and once threatened Ui that if he hurt Hairu, she’d break the law to eat him.

– Karren had Hairu as her Maid of Honor, and vice versa. 

Mutsuhina

– Hinami began the friendship. She held Mutsuki as he cried about his parents, and she gave him encouragement that there are good parents out there, too.

– Mucchy loves hearing stories about Hinami’s parents. Good parents are fairy tales to him. 

– Hinami insisted on doing Mutsuki’s makeup for a double date with Urie and Ayato. Subtle, masculine makeup. Mutsuki was pleased. Urie was very flustered. 

– They often high-five with their kagunes. Once Mutsuki even used his bikaku to copy Hinami’s kagune. She was flattered. 

Ayaurie

– they are like two shaken soda bottles of chaos and salt. 

– most conversations end with them yelling. Not due to fighting, just their personalities and PASSION. 

– Their friendly greetings for each other include “Dumbass” and “imbecile.” 

– Mutsuhinatou have had to shut them down more than once. Once by calling Kaneki, who threatened to break 206 bones between the two of them. But the second time…

– They invoked Saiko’s method. And forewarned the bois. But when Ayato and Urie responded with eagerness for boob attacks, it was not Mutsuki and Hinami who began to slowly pull up their shirts. 

– The bois then began screaming for a different reason. 

Touka, Uta, Oneshot!Kaneki, Hsiao and ghoul!Seidou kinks headcanons?

Touka – Sex in abandoned buildings or at inopportune times pleases her. She also loves being on top and slightly dominating. 

Uta – Definitely into roleplaying. The weirder the better. He molds his kagune into a variety of tools, as well. Sometimes he and his partner wear masks.

Oneshot!Kaneki – A fan of sex in the shower. And possibly oral sex. 

Hsaio – sex outdoors. Away from people, but outdoors, under the stars. 

ghoul!Seidou – he probably likes blood to be involved. Enjoys doggy-style. May or may not ramble about his parents when he orgasms which is a bit of a buzzkill for his partner .

Crack head cannon: After kaneki is extracted from dragon, q squad encounters the women they saw aura and mutsuki try to kill earlier now at the hospital and witness her punch a doctor ( that nobody liked cause he was more interested in dissecting kaneki then saving him). Saiko suggests they should go talk to her cause she might know her maman, which they do and it’s leads to a whole bunch of revelations.

“There they are.” Saiko and the rest of the Quinx have finally arrived at the hospital. Tokyo’s controlled enough that they can visit Maman for an hour. 

She waves at Hide, Tsukiyama Shuu, and the manager of :Re. They all wave back, though their attention remains on the white-haired doctor talking to them. 

“Perhaps he might better serve the world in a lab,” says the creaky old doctor, pushing his glasses up his nose. 

“Oh, hell no!” The pretty ukaku the Quinx saw from earlier leaps to her feet and punches him square in the jaw. “Not on my watch, you’re not.”

“Amen.” Hide claps.

“Miss -”

“We saw nothing,” Tsukiyama says innocently.

The doctor scowls before scurrying away. 

“I’ll call Dad and find a proper doctor.” Tsukiyama leaps to his feet and hurries off in search of better phone service. 

“Do you know Saiko’s Maman?” Hsaio asks.

Mutsuki turns red. He and Aura exchange glances. 

“I’m his wife,” says the ghoul with a shrug.

“Wait – what?” Urie sputters.

“Seriously?” Higemaru grins.

“AIEEEEEEEE!” Saiko launches herself into the ghoul’s arms. “Hi! Hello! I’m Saiko! I’m your daughter, kind of, I guess!” 

The ghoul laughs nervously. “I’m Touka.” 

“We should talk,” Mutsuki says nervously.

Touka nods. “That sounds good to me. It’s nice to meet Ken’s family.” 

Shirazu, Urie, Oneshot!Kaneki and Touka taste in music?

Shirazu – Pop. Katy Perry and Taylor Swift are his current favorites. He’s never recovered from first hearing Whitney Houston. 

Urie – He detests mainstream acts, so old rock music it is. He’s very fond of the Beatles, Rolling Stones, U2, Springsteen, etc. If he has to listen to modern music, it better be alternative. He’s very insistent on his tastes. 

Oneshot!Kaneki – rap. Kendrick Lamar might be his favorite.

Touka – Pop might sound a little too cheerful to her. She likes musical scores and cinematic songs – music that takes her through an emotional journey. 

Touka as an Aogiri member with Ayato hcs?

– They’d be known as the Black Rabbit Duo. Few investigators would walk away from a fight with them.

– They’d bicker all the time. Eto enjoys it, but Tatara finds it annoying.

– Miza and Touka would bond even earlier than they do in :Re.

– Touka would still wander into Anteiku often, and appreciate the manager’s continued offers of peace, even if she doesn’t take it. 

– An explosive fight with Ayato would probably occur because he risked his life over something stupid. This may spur Touka to realize this life is not for her.

– If you thought that fight was explosive…wait until one of the Black Rabbit Duo tries to sacrifice themselves for the other. No one in Aogiri would get sleep that night.

– Ayato would probably be annoyed at Touka’s constant interest in his friendship with Hinami.

Can you please write hidekanetou where Touka and Kaneki spoil Hide and Hide is unaware of it?

Yes indeedy.

Hide arrives home to see a delicious latte on his kitchen counter. Odd, he thinks, but damn does it smell good.

For you, Hide, reads a note besides it. Typed, so he doesn’t recognized the handwriting, but at least it’s meant for him.

A sip reveals that it’s the most delicious coffee he’s had in years. 

Huh. Well, Hide is all for Random Acts of Kindness. Heaven knows he’s done it to Kaneki enough times. 

Hide trudges to his refrigerator, where all he’ll find is bread and not much else.

To his surprise, a giant cheeseburger sits on his top shelf.

Hide’s gashed lips fall open. A cheeseburger? Someone got him a cheeseburger? God, he hasn’t had one of these in forever.

Pulling out the cheeseburger, Hide sees a cupcake behind it. The sweet is decorated with yellow frosting as bright as the sun.

A smile blooms on his face. My friends are the best.

He’ll investigate later. Right now, he’s going to enjoy his treats.

Outside his window, Touka high-fives Kaneki. “You know your friend pretty well.”

“We both used to love cheeseburgers,” Kaneki admits.

Touka sighs. “I am pretending I’m eating that cake. And that it’s good.” She freezes. “What if he does’t have the chance to eat it because he’s too full from the cheeseburger?!”

“Well, at least the coffee was from both of us.” Kaneki draws her closer to him. For now, that Hide is happy is enough for he and Touka. 

crack head cannon: ken kaneki’s full name is kenneth kaneki and touka calls him kenneth when she is mad, annoyed, or as a last resort when she repeatedly tries to get his attention. Quinx squad witness it for the first time and they think its the funniest shit cause he’s never heard of sasaki’s real full name before that.

“I’m hungry,” Touka mumbles, rubbing her swollen belly. She reclines on the sofa in the Chateau, feeling like a beautiful whale. She’s eight months pregnant and not very happy right now. But Saiko and Hsaio just did her toenails, and she’s never had nail polish before. 

Mutsuki leaps to his feet, but Touka shakes her head. “Let Ken handle it.”

Kaneki is conferring with Higemaru and Urie across the room.

“Ken?” Touka calls. 

He doesn’t appear to hear over Higemaru’s excited chatter. 

“He’s literally showing Kaneki his monster drawings,” Aura says. 

“Ken.” Touka narrows her eyes and clears her throat. “KENNETH!”

Kaneki jumps. “Touka? Is it time? What’s wrong?” 

“I want Rc chips.” Touka pouts. 

“Coming right up!” He putters into the kitchen, and Saiko finally releases her peals of laughter.

Kenneth?” Aura cries in disbelief. “You’ve got to be shitting me.”

“Like the Barbie doll?” Urie grins wickedly.

“Yup.” Touka holds a finger to her lips. “Don’t tell him I told you.”

So of course, the moment Kaneki hurries back into the den, all the Quinx chime in, “Hiiiiiii Kenneth.”