Yoriko is having very bad moodswings and drastic different tastes and everyone but Yoriko and Takeomi realises she’s pregnant

“Ugh, I am so sorry, Takeomi!” Yoriko snatches the buttery croissant her husband is enjoying from his hands to throw it in the garbage. 

“Yoriko?” He blinks.

“It tastes awful. I’m so sorry. I’ll go make better ones.” Yoriko scowls. Tears prick her eyes. “I’ve never made a mistake like this before. All my customers are gonna leave!”

“Yoriko, sweetheart, it’s okay,” gasps Takeomi, taking her in his arms as she begins to cry.

“Well, I’m out.” Urie stands up quickly. 

“Just a second. Did you like your croissant?” Touka blocks the door and glares at him.

“Well, yeah.” Urie sighs. Comfort, eh? “Mine was good, Yoriko.”

“Really?” She brightens. 

“I liked mine!” Saiko pipes up. 

Yoriko frowns. “What’s wrong with me lately?”

“Do you think you should see a doctor?” Takeomi asks, suddenly nervous. “I’m sure you’re fine, Yoriko.”

Touka and Mutsuki exchange glances. 

“I don’t know!” She tears up again.

Kaneki notices his wife and the Quinx smirking at each other. And then at Touka’s large stomach. Oh – oh

Urie sees Kaneki’s excitement, and briskly waves his hand to shut his former boss, now friend, up. He sidles up to Takeomi and wraps an arm around his former rival. “So…been adventurous lately, eh?”

“Huh?” Takeomi blinks at Urie.

Urie can’t hide his smirk. 

“Why are you looking at me like that?” Takeomi is mildly frightened. 

“Looks like Yoriko’s already baking more buns for you,” Urie tries again.

“The oven’s cold…that’s why I was so upset,” says Yoriko, wiping her eyes. “It’ll take longer.”

Now Urie turns to Kaneki with a whimper.

“Yoriko…I think…” Kaneki stammers.

“You’re pregnant,” Touka finishes. “Probably.”

Takeomi falls to the floor.

“Catch him!” Yoriko cries.

“Oops, sorry.” Urie bends over to shake his dazed friend. “I think he’s okay.” 

“Urie…” Takeomi clutches him. “You have to be the godfather!” 

nobody knows about ayato and hinami being a thing (which has surprised them) except miza, and naturally, eto. however, touka and kaneki go to wake them up with a cup of coffee and see them “doin the do” pretty roughly, and ayato and hinami dont notice them until touka drops the coffee to the ground

“Hina,” Ayato whines as Hinami straddles him. 

“I’m so glad you’re back,” she whispers, nuzzling his neck.

“Me too. Even with the kids.” Ayato winks. 

“Practice, am I right?” Hinami blushes, and Ayato is flooded with thrills that she would want to spend the rest of her life with him. 

“Don’t hold back,” he begs her as their passion rises.

A cup smashes to the ground.

Ayato and Hina whip around to see Touka standing there, her nose bleeding and coffee splattered over her skirt.

Kaneki lunges forward, kakugan on full display, but Touka drags him back. “Let’s give them some privacy. Lock the door next time, Ayato!”

“Don’t lecture me about responsibility, pregnant one!” Ayato howls as Hinami uses her butterfly kagune to shut the door.

“Now.” Hinami smiles at him. “Where were we?”

Outside, Kaneki and Touka stare at each other. And scream. 

what are some headcannons of urie’s reaction to finding out sasaki is married (cause that means his two greatest “enemies” are married before him) will this just harden his resolve to confess to mutsuki?

– Urie: Oh no. No! Fuck. Fuck this shit. Help! 

– Immediately contemplates falling his knees before Mutsuki right then and there. With Touka, Kaneki, Tsukiyama, and Saiko watching.

– But then he gets very scared that Mutsuki will reject him. That there’s something wrong with Urie. So he vacillates back and forth between what to do. 

– While Urie is scratching his head and internally melting down, Mama Touka notices what’s going on and drags him outside Kaneki’s room for a confrontation.

– “How did you tell Kaneki about your feelings?” Urie will whine. “I asked him if he was a virgin,” Touka will reply.

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– Once Urie.exe has recovered from his horror, they will realize that Ayato has been standing behind them the whole time. 

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– Ayato and Urie will make a pact to confess to their respective beloveds, to be enforced by Touka. 

Okay but mucchan finding kaneki and apologising for everything hes done while looking down at the ground and before he even finishes kaneki pulls him into a hug where he bursts out crying

I need this to happen.

– Urie, Saiko, and the new Quinx would have to back him up for support.

– Actually…it’s quite possible this would happen at Saiko’s bedside. They’re all emotional anyhow, and Mutsuki realizes life is short and he needs to stop hiding.

– He apologizes to both Kaneki and Touka until shame chokes him up, and he shrinks back into himself. 

– When Kaneki’s arms envelop Mucchy, even Urie cracks a smile. 

– When Mucchan bursts into tears, all the Quinx join the hug. 

– Mutsuki then turns to Touka, who asks how can she possibly hold a grudge against her adopted son.

A scenario where after the war shinohara wakes up and juuzou gets to excitedly show him around. It’s all fun until they come across kaneki (who is chatting with people from both the quinx and Anteiku) and shinohara is all like “good god is that the centipede ghoul? Who let the crazy bastard in here!”

LOL.

“Here’s CCG. Or, what’s left of us.” 

Shinohara recognizes Marude, Ui, Mado Akira and Amon Koutarou, and a very disgruntled – and white-haired – Takizawa Seidou. Kiyoko is in a wheelchair, Mougan behind her. Ah, and there is Iwao’s son, besides Kuki’s son. 

The Quinx Squad is behind Kuki, or so Shinohara assumes. They look fully human right now. 

He can’t believe so much has happened. Arima a ghoul, Yoshitoki a ghoul, cooperation with ghouls to save a city. 

“Suzuya!” A white-haired young man races towards them, holding pudding aloft.

Shinohara chuckles past the ache of his missing colleagues. Suzuya’s face brightens as the man reaches them.

Shinohara squints. He knows that man.

“Good god, is that the centipede ghoul? Who let this crazy bastard in here?” Shinohara exclaims. But his tone is light – no one who gives Juuzou pudding can be all bad, right?

“I was an investigator for the past few years, thank you very much. Kaneki Ken.” The ghoul holds out his hand. “Former First-Class. Now One-Eyed King. It’s all very confusing.”

“Of course it is,” sings a pretty young woman. She marches to Kaneki’s side. “I’m his wife, Touka.”

“She was Rabbit,” Suzuya says, mouth full of pudding.

“Huh?” Shinohara frowns. She does look familiar, doesn’t she? 

“Hey, Kaneki, don’t take all the ghoulification credit, you bastard.” Takizawa waves to Shinohara, proudly showing two kakugans. Behind him, Amon Koutarou displays the same, even as Akira Mado slips her arm around his waist.  

“What the hell?!”

((Love Simon is an amazing movie. You would definitely love it. Just be ready for some serious feels)) Rin discovers that she is pregnant with Rio’s child (they will be a pair in my story) and has a talk with her brothers and Touka about it before she tells Rio.

I am a sucker for Rio pairings. He needs more love.

“Rin, are you okay? You haven’t seemed like yourself.” Touka eyes the younger woman carefully. 

Rin drops her eyes. She points to the trash can. A white stick pokes out. 

Touka’s mouth drops. “Congratulations!”

“R – really?” stammers Rin.

“Yeah, do you think Ken and I planned to have a kid at the worst time possible?” Touka shrugs. “I can help you bring it up to him if you want.”

“Thank you,” Rin says shyly.

“Does Rio know?” Touka asks.

Rin shakes her head. “I’m afraid…a baby is too much for him. But I want it.”

“Well, you can discuss it. And I think…we will all support you two.” Touka smiles and extends her hand. Rin takes it with gratitude. 

When they enter the coffee shop, Suzuya frowns immediately at Jin’s face. “Something’s wrong.”

“Not exactly,” Rin says.

“What happened?” Kaneki races over.

“Please don’t get mad.” Rin bites her lip. Her heart hammers. “I’m…pregnant.”

The room is silent. 

“No way! A baby! I can be an uncle!” Suzuya leaps up and down. 

“Uh, how?” Kaneki squeaks.

“Ken!” Touka glares at him.

“Please don’t be mad at me,” Rin begs. “Or Rio.”

“Rio! I love him.” Suzuya hugs Rin.

“I’m not mad. Just feeling my age,” Kaneki says. He reaches over and wraps his arms around Rin. “You’re going to be a wonderful mother.”

Touka reaction to called “short”? (sorry for my bad english)

Has you seen Fullmetal Alchemist?

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Nishiki was the recipient of this tiny, concentrated rage machine.

“Ow, ow, ow! Don’t!” Nishiki shrieked, leaping behind Koma. Touka hadn’t actually struck him, just rushed at him, and he reacted prematurely.

Irimi shook her head, unwilling to help as Koma held out Nishiki for the angry, advancing Touka.

Kaneki stared in a corner, feeling a rush of…feelings…that may or may not have included arousal.

“There we go!” Kimi swooped in to save the day by waving around footage of the incident on her phone, which she promptly send to Touka.

Can u please write about what happens after 161 and maybe a more indepht reaction from the other ccg to urie carrying haise back to camp

“Haise!” Akira sprints towards the Quinx and Touka, Amon on her heels. “Is he -”

“He’s breathing,” Urie says quickly.

“Thank goodness.” Akira glances towards Hide, who hardly dares to breathe. His friend is here; helpless and unconscious, but here. 

“Get him under observation,” Marude says nervously.

“You got it.” Kimi Nishino snaps her fingers at her fellow scientists. She hasn’t seen Kaneki in years. Memories of her time in the church haunt her as she looks at his limp body.

“You okay?” Nishiki whispers.

She nods, swallowing a lump n her throat. 

Across the room, Tsukiyama himself, the villain in her story, cries at the sight of Kaneki. 

“He never stopped being a drama queen, did he?” Nishiki jokes.

Kimi smiles. “I guess not.”

“Tsukiyama, can you go tell Hinami and Yomo about this?” Touka asks wearily. She slumps a bit, and Mutsuki holds her upright, to Saiko’s pleasure.

“I’ll go, too,” Ayato says quickly.

“Thanks,” Touka tells her brother with a tired smile. She grips Kaneki’s hand as the scientists place him on a bed. “You’re gonna be okay, Ken. I promise.” 

Touka meeting her female human so parents?

– Touka probably abstains from food right before. It just makes her feel guilty, eating people when she needs to meet new people soon.

– She wears her best outfit, and despite her lack of food, feels ill. If they know she’s a ghoul, she’s afraid of judgement. If they don’t know, they could still judge her for being a girl, and she feels guilty for hiding her secret. 

– To calm her, her girlfriend probably peppers her with cute kisses Touka pretends to hate but truly cherishes.

– The parents are probably impressed with Touka’s dedication responsibility – owning her own cafe is impressive at her age.

– They probably are excited to visit the cafe now because they KNOW someone.

– Touka totally promises them free coffee and a free lunch. 

– Her girlfriend follows up by assuring her parents that Touka’s food is really good, to Touka’s pride.

– Touka is nervous about kissing in front of the parents, but she holds her girlfriend’s hand with confidence. 

– Ultimately, she’s very glad to know her girlfriend’s whole family.