Hinami is pregnant and hasn’t told Ayato, so when she goes to tell Touka so she can ask for advice, Touka starts loudly balling (partially because of hormones of being 7-9 months pregnant herself, but also because her baby brother and honorary baby sister are going to be parents) immediately.

“Onee-chan, I’m sorry; I’m so sorry!” Hinami gags.

Her beloved Touka is bawling before her, slumped on the counter of her new cafe. As if she’s about to go into labor at any second, and Hinami may have pulled the trigger.

“I know we should have been responsible, but we were so passionate and – I’m sorry. Please don’t blame Ayato,” Hinami pleads.

“No, no, no,” Touka waves her hand. “You’re smart – enough – to know – Ken and I did the same.”

HInami nods slowly.

“I just, we’re going to be parents and then my baby brother and honorary sister are gonna be parents and our kids will be best friends and now you’re officially going to be in the family and it’s killing me,” Touka blubbers.

“You’re not mad?” HInami gasps.

“No!” Touka throws her arms around Hinami’s neck. “I love you!!!”

“I’m so glad.” HInami blinks back her own tears as she draws Touka closer to her.

An avalanche of liquid splashes on HInami’s shoes. “Um.”

She and Touka look at the ground. Water rushes down Onee-chan’s legs.

“Your water broke! I sent you into labor!” Hinami shrieks.

“Shut up, this will be you in – what – eight months?” Touka mutters as she sinks to the floor. “Call Ken. And an ambulance.”

Throughout labor, Touka keeps joking that this is what Hinami has to anticipate. Kaneki is too busy crying over Touka to notice.

Ayato, meanwhile, drags HInami away to interrogate her. They’ve just finished their talk -and Ayato is weeping – when Big Uncle Yomo appears to interrogate Ayato himself.

When they first found out Ichika-chan could eat human food, Kaneki and Touka were feeding her and tried baby food which went surprisingly well. Once it did and she wanted more, he burst into the cafe (where there was Yomo, Uta, Hide, and Nishiki) and yelled “SHE CAN EAT HUMAN FOOD!!!” and Hide’s first thought was to ask if they could feed her a lemon and film it

I like the way you think.

The door nearly flies off its hinges. Kaneki stands in the frame, panting, double-over, shaking.

“What’s wrong?!” Nishiki yelps.

“SHE CAN EAT HUMAN FOOD!” He shrieks. Behind him, Touka appears with Ichika in her arms and a dry look on her face.

“That’s what you were freaking out over?” Nishiki snickers.

“That’s wonderful.” Yomo looks like he’s about to die of joy.

“I’m happy for all of you,” Uta says calmly.

“Can we feed her a lemon and film it?”

Everyone turns, slowly, to Hide, who sips his coffee. “It’d be so funny.”

“Holy shit! Why are there are nine kakugans staring at me!” he shrieks.

“Good!” Yomo bellows.

Touka shakes her fist.

“I’ll eat more than your face this time,” Kaneki growls.

“Get in line.” Nishiki seethes.

“Uh, I’m her father. I’m first,” Kaneki protests.

But behind all of them, Uta catches Hide’s gaze. He winks, with a slow nod.

What kind of games would Renji, Kaneki, Touka, Uta, Itori, Nico, Ayato, Hinami and Hide play? How would they react to jumpscares when playibg a scary game? :)

Yomo Renji – has a soft spot for Undertale. Despises jumpscares, but he’ll pretend they don’t bother him.

Uta – he loves strategy, all the strategy. Loves jump scares, too.

Itori – She loves dark games like Danganronpa. Komaeda is her fave. She is very vocal in her response to jump scares – she curses them with language that stuns even Uta.

Nico – Has never recovered from Nier Automata. She insists someone hold her while she plays a scary game, so she can grab them when she’s scared.

Kaneki Ken – visual novels all the way. He hates jump scares.

Kirishima Touka – she was recently introduced to the Legend of Zelda, and will not stop talking about it. Also fuck jump scares, but she doesn’t get too riled by them.

Kirishima Ayato – First person shooter games, and Portal. Jumpscares are his weakness, and Hinami has dutifully filmed this for Touka’s viewing pleasure.

Fueguchi Hinami – Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime is her favorite, and tbh, the more people that play it, the more she loves it. Ayato’s screams when the bugs appear are beautiful. Also, she’s not a fan of jump scares.

Nagachika Hideyoshi – Mario Kart is his favorite. Watching people fall apart on Rainbow Road is truly a joy for him. Jump scares are the best!

Can you please write about pleasure Chan coming home from the park with a scraped knee cause the older kids bullied her. I need mama bear Kaneki or Touka

OH MY GOD.

“Pleasure-chan?” Kaneki smiles at the silly nickname as his daughter slowly pushes open the door. Is she planning on scaring him again?

“D-D-Daddy.” His little girl hiccups and steps into their apartment, tears streaming down her face. Her knee is scraped deeper than her healing cells can cope with.

“What happened?” he squeaks, freezing.

Touka cries out her daughter’s name and races over to them. She picks up Pleasure-chan as the little girl sobs into her mother’s hair.

“The older kids say they don’t like ghouls.” Pleasure wipes her eyes. “And I t-t-tried to be their friend, and they said okay, but only if they could push me because they wanted to see if I healed.” She gasps. “And then they did but they still didn’t want to be my friends!”

Touka and Kaneki’s kakugans emerge.

“Okay, well, first we’re gonna clean up your knee, hmm? Then we’ll talk to the older kids.“ Touka glares at Kaneki.

Half an hour later, Pleasure is happily munching an apple with Uncle Yomo and Uncle Uta, who promises her a temporary tattoo, and Touka and Kaneki are on their way to the park.

Touka sniffs. “I smell her on the kid in the gray T-shirt.”

“Me too.” Kaneki stomps closer.

“Hey, are you the ones who beat up the ghoul?” Touka asks brightly.

“Yeah, so?” asks the kid in the T-shirt. His accomplices, two gangly girls and a chubby boy, look ashamed.

“Don’t you know you shouldn’t hurt ghouls? They can eat you,” says the taller girl.

Touka looks crushed.

“Please. He only did it because he likes her and wants us to think he doesn’t,” says the smaller girl, pointing at the T-shirt kid.

“What?” he lurches back. “No I don’t! Girls have cooties!”

“They only do if they don’t like you,” Kaneki says, fighting for calm. “Just don’t give girls a reason to dislike you. Whether ghouls or humans.”

“And if you hurt her again,” Touka adds, “she might just get her parents involved, and that would be scary. Remember the dragon? He’s her dad!”

The kids gasp. Touka smirks at Kaneki, who is slightly red in the face, and begins to stride away.

An hour later, the door to their cafe opens. Gray T-Shirt Kid stands there, with a bouquet of dandelions in his grubby hands. He bursts into tears when he sees Pleasure-chan.

“I’m sorry!” He holds out the flowers. “I think you’re really nice and I wanted to be cool, I guess. Can we be friends? Can I have a cool ghoul friend?”

Pleasure-chan claps her hands to her cheeks in delight.

“Oooh,” Uta teases, as Touka and Kaneki hide momentarily behind the counter. They wink at each other.

(Hi!! I can’t believe TG ended, but this means I can really start planning my Rin story for it!) Can I request a snippet of the Kaneki trifecta at the same point as in the manga, just talking about all that has happened? Kaneki’s daughter(whatever you want to name her) perhaps playing with little Haise and Saiko, who are about 4 at this point. Maybe include some things would would have liked to see at the end.

Yessss I wanna read this story. And you’re totally going to keep Rio alive, right? Right? 😛

Kaneki smiles as his daughter yells “Tag! You’re it!” while bonking little Haise on the head.

Little Saiko shrieks and flees from her brother and her cousin.

“How are the peace efforts, Juuzou?” Rin clears her throat. She reaches one hand over to hold Rio’s.

“They’re going. There’s less orphans being produced than there were even a year ago,” he says.

“Good,” Touka says. “Hinami was saying she hadn’t seen you in a bit.”

“We’ll be escorting some orphans there tonight,” Juuzou admits. It’s nice to cooperate with Hinami, with his brother Kaneki’s sister-in-law, to become her friend after all they’ve done.

She’s nice. He’s glad ghouls can be his friend. And family.

Kaneki kisses Touka’s forehead. “I’l get us some more coffee.”

“Yours isn’t as good as hers,” Rin teases.

“Silence, human.” Kaneki smirks. He hasn’t joked about his humanity before. It feels good.

“It’s not,” Rio offers, supporting his wife.

The entire table hurts into laughter, as a few meters away, the twins finally capture their cousin in a hug.

Can I request headcanons for mutsuki transitioning(hormones,surgery,etc.)?

– As soon as the Quinx know Mutsuki wants to transition, they make sure to hire a proper (read: not CCG) doctor.

– The Quinx are supportive all the way, as is Kaneki.

– Touka remains the only one, however, to punch a transphobic CCG agent in the face. Urie will remain forever bitter that he didn’t beat Touka to the punch…pun intended.

– If the hormones take getting used to, Mutsuki tries to be patient with himself and realizes it’s okay to rely on his family.

– After top surgery, Mucchy is thrilled to no longer need a binder. Saiko and Hsaio organize a binder and bra burning party. (No one asks Higemaru why he brought a lacy red one to burn, and it’s quite possible this was the flustered Aura’s first time even seeing a bra).

– Tsukiyama decides it’s important for Mutsuki to dress like a stylish man.

– Mutsuki’s favorite part about his hysterectomy is no more periods, and frankly, Saiko and Hsaio are a little jealous of that part.

– Does Urie reassure Mutsuki he’s still handsome through it all? Yes, yes he does.

I’m still weeping after 175/176-. Can you give me some Irimi & Koma being role models to Touka headcanons?? ಥ_ಥ

hi i’m drowning in tears too

– Koma insists that Touka celebrates her birthday. With candles and coffee and presents, even though Touka is self-conscious about it.

– After Anteiku, Irimi reaches out to Touka. They share a lot of the same feelings – wondering why they are alive when they intended to die with their friends. And despite their guilt, Touka realizes she’s happy Irimi is alive, and vice versa.

– Koma wants to put a giant stuffed ape in :Re. Irimi and Touka unite to stop this idea.

– “We’re perfect role models for how to get along with difficult people!” they say, pointing at each other.

– Their banter still warms Touka’s hurting heart.

– Irimi loves when Touka teaches her science.

– Koma gives Touka dancing lessons.

– As they convince Touka her life is ahead of her, they find themselves re-attached to the idea of their own lives. Even despite their pasts, through Touka, they learn the value of self-forgiveness.

Okay, but hear me out! Mafia au, with Uta, Nico, Itori, Donato, Yomo, Kaneki and the Kirishima siblings! Full on suit and suspenders, sharp-looking and brutal!

Donato – the old henchman. Brutal enforcer. deeply misses the son the government deemed him unfit to parent.

Touka – was once a child of a man killed by the mafia. She now lives with her uncle and tries to avoid their destruction, but is pulled back in after rescuing Kaneki Ken from being killed due to mistaken identity.

Ayato – has joined the mafia to get revenge for his dad.

Yomo – a former hitman, now raising his niece and nephew. Occasionally hooks up with his old flame from mafia days.

Kaneki – After countless suffering, establishes the Goat Mafia in an attempt to promote peace.

Uta – Yomo’s old flame, an inwardly despairing hitman who stays in the life because he’s has no identity otherwise.

Itori – the sly, seductive daughter of the mafia boss. Despite her dad’s wishes, she’s joined the hitmen.

Yomo and Touka find a ghoul baby on the doorstep of :Re one day and take the baby in for a while. Hcs on what would happen maybe if it’s not too much trouble?

– Yomo would be the perfect dad. He’d rope Uta and Itori into helping.

– Nishiki has carved out the wild uncle space for himself.

– Koma and Irimi constantly play peek-a-boo with the ghoul.

– Touka hires Chie to investigate where the baby could have come from.

– Touka loves holding the baby, though she fears caring for a ghoul baby in this dangerous world.

– She is, however, determined to keep the baby safe. Over time, she almost hopes the kid’s true family wants her to adopt it. Though she knows the family is probably dead, anyhow.

– The fights between Touka and Nishiki on naming the kid are of legendary proportions.

1/2 Okay can you write a scenario of next chapter when Yomo arrives back at the bureau late with Uta and Itori. While Touka is scolding Yomo (and getting aggressive looks from Take for bringing No Face), she notices that Uta, who isn’t wearing a shirt, has a bite mark on his shoulder. She takes a sniff and Yomo smells kinda like Uta. She tells him to take his jacket off – to which he gives her a condescending look, but after she presses, he does it and it appears that

2/2 he has a bite mark too and it takes a second for her (and others eg Ayato, Kaneki, etc) to process before overreacting a little.

Okay Nonny-Mouse, I died a little inside reading this. Love it.

“Uta, are you okay?” Touka gasps at the raw bite on his shoulder. That will scar. For sure.

“Uh, why is No-Face here?” Take points at Uta, who waves.

“You don’t wanna know,” Itori whispers, a mischievous grin on her shirt. “You don’t wanna sniff it, either.”

“How do you know it’s me if I don’t have a face?” Uta drawls. Touka bends forward to sniff.

Take growls as Yomo says, “He’s my friend.”

Touka’s face turns green.

Take blanches. “How?”

“Uncle Yomo, are you hurt, too? I think you should remove your jacket,” Touka says nervously.

Yomo pales. “It’s fine.”

“I think he’s definitely hurt,” Itori cheers.

“Renji, we don’t need you nearly dying again,” Take says. “Take it off.”

Yomo’s face is red as he unbuttons his jacket. He slides it off to reveal an identical mark to Uta’s.

Itori begins clapping.

“You got married?!” Touka shouts. “In the middle of battle?!”

“I might be pregnant, too,” says Uta. Touka smacks him right in his bite. “Husband, your niece is beating me.”