How would touka and karren react to their s/o losing memories and not recognizing them?

Well, we know about Touka’s reaction. She’d set up a coffee shop for them to visit. She’d greet them with a smile and notice their tears. She’d wait, patiently, for them to come back home. And when they did, she’d yell at them for being an idiot.

Karren, now, she would chase them down. She would stop at nothing to force their memories back – throwing people and situations and objects in their way, all to trigger a memory. Except, she’d be hesitant to actually confront them and confess, because what if they reject her?

Eventually, however, if their life was in danger, she would confess and hold nothing back.

I saw your sorting bnha characters into species and rc types and I agree with almost all of them, you’re soooo good at sorting! The only one I’d say differently is Kirishima – personally I’d say he fits Koukaku more. Can I maybe ask for a scenario where he is Touka and Ayato’s cousin on their father’s side and he meets Touka after scouting out his family for the first time at Anteiku?

Thank youuuu <3. I’d agree that personality-wise I’d put Kirishima in koukaku, but I chose ukase because, well, Kirishimas.

So let’s have a koukaku Kirishima scenario!

“HI!” Blurts out a redheaded kid Ayato’s age.

“Huh?” Touka scowls at him. “Who are you?”

“I’m Kirishima Eijirou! Your dad was Arata…my uncle…which makes you my cousin.” Eijirou nibbles his lip.

Touka’s mouth falls open. “I never heard of you.”

“But – I -”

“Sis, give me some coffee.” Ayato storms into Anteiku.

“I don’t reward terrorists anymore,” Touka shoots back. She is Not. In. The. Fucking. Mood. for Ayato today.

“Hey, show some respect!” Eijirou crosses his arms. “You don’t want her to mess up your coffee, do you?”

“Who the fuck is this brat, your boyfriend?” Ayato asks lazily.

“Our cousin, actually.” Touka smirks as Ayato gasps. “Surprise, Eijirou, one of us likes to go on missions with Aogiri.”

“Oh.” Eijrou looks sad. “Well, that’s your choice, but I wish you wouldn’t, Ayato.”

“Don’t talk down to me.” Ayato’s kakugan begins to burn. In a second, Touka’s ukaku emerges, and Eijirou leaps between the siblings with his koukaku out.

“Please don’t fight!”

“Touka started it,” Ayato says.

“She did not,” Eijirou defends her.

“I like him.” Touka decides. “So, Eijirou, why don’t we Kirishimas have coffee and see if we really are related after all?”

maybe something where hajime steals brooke’s (from peace sign/scapegoat) glasses as a prank and brooke decides to get back at him …with her limited vision

Based on @koyuki-tan‘s “Peace Sign” and its sequel, “ScapeGOAT.”

“Get back here, you little twerp!” Brooke scrambles after a laughing Hajime.

“Come and get me!” Hajime laughs across the cafe. When Brooke hesitates – are those blurs chairs, children, or what? – he continues to mock. “What are you, scared?”

“I am not scared!” Brooke lunges for him, but Hajime scampers outside, where he unleashes his kagune.

“Where – are my glasses in your kagune?!” Brooke squints, but she can’t make out the details. “You little shit.”

“That’s my name. Don’t wear it out,” Hajime teases.

“I’m gonna murder you!” Now Brooke’s kagune emerges.

“Um, maybe don’t?” Higemaru begs, chasing after his wife.

“Make me stop, then!” Hajime chortles.

“Stay out of this!” Brooke shrieks.

Higemaru groans.

Five minutes later, a TSC patrols rushes up. Tsukiyama and Marude step outside, staring at the sight of…not the reported ghoul battle…but Brooke and Hajime, their own Quinx and Oggai, shouting insults at each other.

“LOL I gotta film this.” Tsukiyama yanks out his phone.

“I shoulda done this ages ago, you brat!” Brooke yells.

“What should we do?” The usually decisive Marude is now dumbfounded.

“Nothing, because disaster is about to fall from the heavens.” Tsukiyama gestures towards a heavily pregnant Touka Kirishima, who storms out of her cafe.

“You’re scaring my customers.” Touka growls. Her ukaku begins to grow, and her eyes darken.

Hajime and Brooke immediately vanquish their kagunes, but to Hajime’s distress, Touka still shoots his hand with a small RC bolt.

His glasses drop, and Brooke scrambles to grab them. “Thank you, Touka.”

“You’re no fun,” Hajime complains.

“You know what’s going to be even less fun? This police report,” Marude grumbles.

Sorry for vanishing a few days.

Let’s just say it’s been particularly tough week in America. -__-

Could I request Uta, Yomo, Itori, and another old-ish character if you want finding out their daughter is dating Touka (they’re the same age). The thing is, Touka and daughter-chan make it seem like they despise each other. You can choose how the parents find out. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Daughter dating Touka anon here, I just remembered Yomo and Touka are related, so you can either leave Renji out or you can make the daughter adopted, your choice uwu

UWU BACK TO YOU DEAR

Uta

– Ever the astute observer, Uta grows suspicious with their attempts to make him believe they despise each other.

– Uta suggests to Yomo that they have a date. Yomo agrees, and Uta ‘happens’ to go to the same movie theater as Touka and his daughter.

– Yomo glares daggers at Uta during the entire film, because he realizes that he’s been fooled into any other spy mission.

– Touka and her date don’t notice until the end, when they stand up and see Yomo and Uta in the back. Uta wavily lamely.

– Touka and her date promptly race back to ransack Hysy as vengeance.

Yomo

– Yomo finds out when Touka approaches him about this. They’re not blood relatives, but she doesn’t know what Yomo will think.

– He’s stunned. He thought they hated each other. Is this just feelings on Touka’s end?

– Touka tells him that his daughter approached her, actually.

– Yomo’s less concerned about the relation, than he is with the fact that his daughter likes girls and did not tell him. He will be very supportive of them both.

Itori

– Itori is ecstatic. She snaps photos of them on their date, holding hands, and sends them to Yomo and Uta, bragging that her daughter is dating TOUKA-CHAN.

– Itori: Now we’ll be family Yomo!!!

– Itori loves having Touka over for dinner or drinks or anything really. Touka practically becomes her second daughter.

– Itori also probably gives them both sex ed, to their despair. But, despite the awkwardness, Itori is pretty good at teaching.

Can I please request Hajime and Mayazumi babysitting the GOAT children? (From ScapeGOAT) Except that they loose them at some point and have to try and cover it up until they find them again?

Oh my goodness. Based on @koyuki-tan‘s ScapeGOAT, which I highly recommend after reading her first entry, Peace Sign.

“Hajime, help.” Mayazumi’s idea of make-up to tame the children has backfired more than he ever dreamed. He sits on a chair, held down by Tamaki Mizuki, as Ui Masanori jabs his eyes with eyeliner.

Hajime does a double-take before laughing so hard he falls down. “That’s amazing.”

“He’s down,” says Mizuki, an evil light in her eyes.

Hajime scrambles away, but soon the children overwhelm him, too.

“MAKEUP!” screams Higemaru Nagisa, the littlest one, brandishing pink lipstick like a quinque. She and Takeo Shouhei pile atop Hajime, as a vengeful Mayazumi films.

Hajime, though, unlike Mayazumi, continues to struggle. He will not give in. He will not wear makeup – no one can know – everyone should think he’s so tough –

When Hajime has a proper clown face, Mayazumi clicks “post.”

“You did not!” Hajime leaps to his feet, furious.

“I did, traitor!” Mayazumi waves his phone. “That’s for not helping me!”

“You bastard!” Hajime doesn’t care if there are children present! He rushes to the bathroom, determined to clean his face before anything else can happen – but Mayazumi races him, and beats him there. “God dammit!”

At the lack of laughter, Hajime turns his head. The kids usually love his potty mouth, and he loves that they love him.

He feels as though Uncle Yomo has electrocuted him. “Maya! They’re gone!”

“Like hell they are!” Mayazumi hollers from inside.

“I’m not kidding!” Hajime tries not to panic as he searches the entire house. When Mayazumi, taking his sweet time, finally stumbles out, he turns green.

“I don’t know where they are,” Hajime gasps.

The phone rings.

Hajime jolts. “It’s – Koharu.”

No way Koharu can know her Shouhei is missing.

“I have an idea.” Mayazumi grabs Hajime’s arm. “Stay here.”

He switches to video. “Hi, Koharu!”

“Hi Mayazumi. Ryo wanted me to see if the kids are too much for you,” Koharu says.

“Not for me,” says the clean-faced Mayazumi. “For Hajime, though…” he swivels so that Koharu can see his decorated face.

Koharu struggles not to laugh. “I see.”

“I think they’re all tired now,” Mayazumi adds brightly.

“Great. We’ll be home in half an hour.” Koharu ends the call, and Mayazumi slumps over.

“Fuck you,” Hajime says. “And fuck us. Because we need to find these brats!”

The doorbell rings.

Mayazumi and Hajime trip over each other and they rush the door.

Kaneki Touka stands there, surrounded by children. “I think you were missing these minions?”

“Sorry,” says Mizuki, nibbling her lip, as Shouhei and Nagisa hang their heads. Mayazumi, naturally, wears his eat-shit grin. Completely unrepentant.

“They tried to steal Yoriko’s treats and I showed them the power of an SS ghoul,” Touka says.

“We weren’t stealing for ourselves. We have a friend. His name is Ryuu and he lives in an underground garden!” Shouhei says innocently.

“He’s an imaginary friend,” Nagisa adds quickly.

“Then why did he need food?” Touka puts her hands on her hips, and to Hajime and Mayazumi’s amazement, the children are actually cowed.

“Come on.” Touka points them all inside. “Time to have a talk with your parents when they return.”

“But…” Hajime whimpers.

Touka claps a hand on his shoulder. “Don’t worry. The worst they’ll do is eat you.”

What kind of dogs would the Anteiku members adopt? (If you don’t know too much about dogs, you can skip this!)

I love puppers.

Kaneki Ken – Corgi.

Kirishima Touka – German Shepherd.

Fueguchi HInami – Beagle

Hideyoshi Nagachika – Shiba Inu

Yoshimura Kuzen – Akita Inu.

Yomo Renji – Great Pyrenees

Uta – A fox raised in captivity with no chance in the wild. He just had to.

Nishiki Nishio – Samoyed.

Nishino Kimi – mutt.

Irimi Kaya – Doberman.

Koma Enji – golden retriever.

What happened the first time Touka walked in on Yomo and Uta making out?

– Touka shrieks.She fights the urge to immediately phone CCG and ask if they can gouge her eyes out.

– After she’s fled the premises, she calms down. After all, she is a very sex-positive person. It’s fine. She just didn’t want to SEE it herself.

– Yes, that.

– Exactly.

– Mmm-hmmm.

– Her cafe is cleaned thoroughly as she distracts herself.

– Nishiki, Hinami, and Kaneki all notice something wrong, but say nothing.

– Unfortunately, before they can ask, Uta strolls into the cafe and asks if she’s okay after “catching me and your uncle in a compromising position.”

– Kaneki spills his coffee, Hinami hugs Touka, Nishiki laughs, and Ayato is totally stunned, because he’s the only one who never saw this coming.

– Yomo rushes into the cafe just then, red-faced and sputtering apologies while simultaneously threatening to murder Uta.

How would Ichika’s first day of school be like? It’s my first day back today, and I’m so nervous!

I hope your day went wonderfully. ❤

– Ichika is so excited she can hardly sleep the night before.

– She’s already quite a reader for her age – the influence of Kaneki, obviously.

– She skips into her classroom, determined to become everyone’s friend.

– And then shyness hits for the first time, and she’s nervously by herself. The only non-human here.

– And then Shiroi enters the classroom, a ghoul, and she runs to him and throws her arms around him.

– They soon gets lots of friends. Most kids are actually REALLY excited to tell their parents they have befriended ghouls. It’s “cool.”

– I suspect Ichika is that kid who loves homework. Touka and Kaneki, however, also love helping her.

Everything is the same at the end of Tokyo Ghoul, except Ichika was born with Asperger’s. How do her parents and loved ones raise this special child?

They accommodate her as best they can. If she has specific sensory sensitivities, they won’t make her feel bad for them. If she’s overwhelmed in crowds, well, they understand and frankly are relieved to retreat home with her. They encourage any obsessions she has, so long as they’re not harmful to her or anyone else.

Kaneki loves interacting with her detailed imagination, and Touka is fascinated by the little rules and lists her daughter has.

If she doesn’t understand social norms, well, all the better in Touka’s opinion. Most social norms are foolish anyways.

Privately, Kaneki frets about a kid, who will already feel different due to her half-ghoul nature, having Asperger’s on top of that. Touka is worried, too, but a bit more practical. She emphasizes how special and unique Ichika is, and she and Kaneki both make sure Ichika understands that there is nothing to feel bad about.