What would the members of tokyo ghoul:re ccg do in tinder?

Quinx Squad

Sasaki Haise – Opens with a pun.

Urie Kuki – on tinder for Mutsuki 

Mutsuki Tooru – these men are sending me creepy asks! STOP! 

Shirazu Ginshi – Im a playerrrrr (okay not really) 

Yonebayashi Saiko – You’re not. 

Higemaru Touma – Is the polite message everyone dreams of. 

Aura Shinsanpei – Why aren’t women liking me…

Hsaio Ching-Li – *browses for Saiko’s profile* 

Squad Zero

Arima Kishou – am i using this right *accidentally clicks on profile of high-profile author Sen Takatsuki*

Hirako Take – deletes immediately from nerves

Ui Koori – Hairu, help me set it up! (maybe she’ll get jealous). 

Ihei Hairu – Sure Ui. Do you think Arima’s on here? 

Suzuya Squad

Suzuya Juuzou – DO YOU WANT TO EAT CANDY WITH ME *gets all the girls and boys* 

Hanbee Abara – too nervous to swipe

Keijin Nakarai – Suave. 

Mizurou Tamaki – Fancies himself a pro. Is actually pretty nice, but awkward.

Miyuki Mikage – opens up with a line about the stars

Other Members

Mado Akira – no one’s as handsome as Amon. I hate all of you. 

Houji Kousuke – *clicks on everyone remotely his type, discovers they are all Tatara trolling him*

Marude Itsuki – none of these people are as cute as Chika.

Tanakamaru Mougan – Profile description: I have a higher mind. Wonders why he never finds anyone. 

Washuu Yoshitoki – gets Tinder to spy on his son

Washuu Matsuri – accidentally finds his dad, screams

Washuu Tsuneyoshi – He’s the predator everyone warned you about. 

Kuriowa Iwao – wouldn’t use it, because he loves his wife.

Kuriowa Takeomi – it’s how he met Yoriko. 

Kuramoto Itou – creates a witty profile that is one of Tinder’s most popular.

Furuta Nimura – a pro, always has a new Tinder date that he won’t allow to get close to his true emotional wreck. 

Yoriko is having very bad moodswings and drastic different tastes and everyone but Yoriko and Takeomi realises she’s pregnant

“Ugh, I am so sorry, Takeomi!” Yoriko snatches the buttery croissant her husband is enjoying from his hands to throw it in the garbage. 

“Yoriko?” He blinks.

“It tastes awful. I’m so sorry. I’ll go make better ones.” Yoriko scowls. Tears prick her eyes. “I’ve never made a mistake like this before. All my customers are gonna leave!”

“Yoriko, sweetheart, it’s okay,” gasps Takeomi, taking her in his arms as she begins to cry.

“Well, I’m out.” Urie stands up quickly. 

“Just a second. Did you like your croissant?” Touka blocks the door and glares at him.

“Well, yeah.” Urie sighs. Comfort, eh? “Mine was good, Yoriko.”

“Really?” She brightens. 

“I liked mine!” Saiko pipes up. 

Yoriko frowns. “What’s wrong with me lately?”

“Do you think you should see a doctor?” Takeomi asks, suddenly nervous. “I’m sure you’re fine, Yoriko.”

Touka and Mutsuki exchange glances. 

“I don’t know!” She tears up again.

Kaneki notices his wife and the Quinx smirking at each other. And then at Touka’s large stomach. Oh – oh

Urie sees Kaneki’s excitement, and briskly waves his hand to shut his former boss, now friend, up. He sidles up to Takeomi and wraps an arm around his former rival. “So…been adventurous lately, eh?”

“Huh?” Takeomi blinks at Urie.

Urie can’t hide his smirk. 

“Why are you looking at me like that?” Takeomi is mildly frightened. 

“Looks like Yoriko’s already baking more buns for you,” Urie tries again.

“The oven’s cold…that’s why I was so upset,” says Yoriko, wiping her eyes. “It’ll take longer.”

Now Urie turns to Kaneki with a whimper.

“Yoriko…I think…” Kaneki stammers.

“You’re pregnant,” Touka finishes. “Probably.”

Takeomi falls to the floor.

“Catch him!” Yoriko cries.

“Oops, sorry.” Urie bends over to shake his dazed friend. “I think he’s okay.” 

“Urie…” Takeomi clutches him. “You have to be the godfather!” 

what are some headcannons of urie’s reaction to finding out sasaki is married (cause that means his two greatest “enemies” are married before him) will this just harden his resolve to confess to mutsuki?

– Urie: Oh no. No! Fuck. Fuck this shit. Help! 

– Immediately contemplates falling his knees before Mutsuki right then and there. With Touka, Kaneki, Tsukiyama, and Saiko watching.

– But then he gets very scared that Mutsuki will reject him. That there’s something wrong with Urie. So he vacillates back and forth between what to do. 

– While Urie is scratching his head and internally melting down, Mama Touka notices what’s going on and drags him outside Kaneki’s room for a confrontation.

– “How did you tell Kaneki about your feelings?” Urie will whine. “I asked him if he was a virgin,” Touka will reply.

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– Once Urie.exe has recovered from his horror, they will realize that Ayato has been standing behind them the whole time. 

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– Ayato and Urie will make a pact to confess to their respective beloveds, to be enforced by Touka. 

Do you have any nsfw Qs hcs? Btw love your blog!! <3

Thank you, Nonny-Mouse! ❤ 

Urie Kuki

– He feels societal pressure saying he should be aggressive. But Urie is, in fact, very gentle. 

– He probably cried the first time he made love to his partner. 

Mutsuki Tooru 

– Is a bit fearful of sex, due to trauma, so he needs a partner who will be very understanding if he has a flashback. 

– Once a night is good. If it’s a good experience, he wants to savor the memories as he falls asleep. 

Shirazu Ginshi

– is kinda in disbelief every time he has sex. Like, this amazing human wants to get naked with him? What? 

– Loves cuddling afterwards, and cooking breakfast together the next morning.

Yonebayashi Saiko

– Role-playing is her kink.

– She loves teasing her partner. 

Hsaio Ching-Li

– Obviously, she is a boobs lady.

– She is also willing to incorporate toys into her sex life. 

Aura Shinsanpei

– He’s a very hesitant lover, nervous about hurting his partner.

– But as a result, he’s better at communication in bed than he is about communication in real life, and his partner is sure to be happy.

Higemaru Touma

– is far more adventurous than you’d expect from his sweet demeanor. 

– Has a surprising amount of stamina. 

i saw that you wanted more aura asks!! how about hcs for activities/games he does with each of the other quinx members?

Bless you.

– Aura and Mutsuki play the game of serious conversations about life goals and philosophies.

– Aura and Urie play the game of “I know Mutsuki better.”

– With Higemaru, Aura usually plays video games or watches movies. But the the games, there’s always the risk that Saiko walks in. And dominates their game.

– If Shirazu were there, he and Aura would totally go fishing together and have “manly” conversations. 

– Hsaio and Aura are fond of strategic card games. They’re evenly matched on average, but one day Saiko suggested Slap Jack. Hsaio destroyed Aura and he refuses to play since. 

– Saiko and Aura play the game of “try to grab the ham from my tall hands.” Saiko’s kagune, however, makes this easier.

Okay but mucchan finding kaneki and apologising for everything hes done while looking down at the ground and before he even finishes kaneki pulls him into a hug where he bursts out crying

I need this to happen.

– Urie, Saiko, and the new Quinx would have to back him up for support.

– Actually…it’s quite possible this would happen at Saiko’s bedside. They’re all emotional anyhow, and Mutsuki realizes life is short and he needs to stop hiding.

– He apologizes to both Kaneki and Touka until shame chokes him up, and he shrinks back into himself. 

– When Kaneki’s arms envelop Mucchy, even Urie cracks a smile. 

– When Mucchan bursts into tears, all the Quinx join the hug. 

– Mutsuki then turns to Touka, who asks how can she possibly hold a grudge against her adopted son.

Mutsaura platonic headcanons? Please? Have a nice day!!! 💜💜❣💗💖💞💝💕💓💓💓

– Aura doesn’t know the fullllll backstory to Mutsuki, but he can guess most of it. And so he doesn’t ask, because he knows Mucchy will tell him when he’s ready.

– But if Mutsuki seems particularly stressed or triggered, he calls him “Tooru” and makes him dinner and does whatever he can to calm him down.

– The story of how their friendship began:

1. Aura admits he feels like a fuck-up and insecure to Mutsuki, who grows incensed. Because Mutsuki guesses correctly: that Aura is only telling him this because he knows Mutsuki is arguably MORE fucked-up.

2. They glare at each other, and then Aura agrees he was out of line. And wrong. And tells Mutsuki all his good attributes.

3. Mutsuki tells Aura he wishes he had his life, and they exchange wishes for each other and themselves and realize they have many feelings in common. 

4. After that, Aura becomes very protective of Mutsuki and Mutsuki of Aura. 

In honor of National Trans Day of Visiblity / International Transgender Day of Visibility, any gender identity headcanons for the TG cast?

– I get the reasoning for saying Mutsuki isn’t trans – apparently he’s still using female pronouns now? – but I really hope he is. 

– I believe Nico is canonically trans, but for anyone who doubts this, I will insist that she is a woman until I die. And she probably had a really hard time before the clowns, being both a ghoul and trans, until the clowns welcomed her as she was.

– Karren questioned her gender a lot, and while she eventually decided she was female, she gives a giant middle finger to gender stereotypes and probably wouldn’t return to women’s clothing anytime soon.

– Suzuya is a man. He knows this, and he still doesn’t give a shit about wearing dresses and makeup at times. Because fuck gender roles – they’re nonsense. He eventually gets his entire squad to wear dresses on days off. It’s great.

– While Uta is cisgender, he has totally explored drag. 

– Tanakamaru Mougan. What if Mougan is a tragically closeted transgender female? Whose emphasis on manliness and muscle is just a facade? And Aura Kiyoko is the only one who knows…and they’re secretly in love…but they hide it because CCG would disapprove of literally everything…

Mutsuki is having extreme night terrors, that get so bad that his kakuhous start convulsing and the rest of the Qs come and wake him up at which point he’s crying because he’s feeling immense guilt and feeling very suicidal, and they all hug him tightly. then he’s scared to go to sleep alone even tho he doesnt say but everyone figures it out anyway and stay with him all cuddled up

TW for suicidal thoughts

“Leave me alone!” Mutsuki’s scream pierces the Chateau.

Saiko stumbles out of her room, Hsaio besides her, but Urie is already barreling into Mucchan’s room. And Aura is close behind.

Saiko and Hsaio rush in to see Higemaru already there, shaking Mutsuki awake.

“Hey.” Urie grabs Mucchan’s shoulder. “You’re here. Tooru.”

Mutsuki gasps slightly. Urie called him Tooru. Urie is here.

“Do you want to talk?” Hsaio asks.

“I just – my family.” Mutsuki’s face crumples. “They were dragging me with them to hell, where I belong.”

“You don’t!” Saiko cries. 

“They put you in hell, and now they’re feeling angry that you’ve escaped. None of that was your fault,” Urie says firmly, rubbing Mutsuki’s back. It feels nice, a niceness Mutsuki knows he doesn’t deserve. 

“Just…I’m sorry I bothered you,” says Mutsuki, shaking his head. He hates himself. 

“Are you suicidal?” Aura asks point-blank.

Mutsuki doesn’t answer.

“Oh, Mutsuki.” Higemaru sighs and settles on the edge of Mutsuki’s bed.

“We’re not leaving you,” Urie says. “We’ll stay here all night. I told you. Over and over, we’re going to be with you.”

Mutsuki’s eyes pool. “But…why?”

“we love you, and we’ll never be sick of saying that,” Saiko replies.

Mutsuki begins to cry again, quietly. Before he knows what’s happening, Urie holds him in his arms, and Saiko is on his pillow. Aura settles by one side, Hsaio the other, and Higemaru remains by his feet. 

“It’s a family sandwich, with Mucchy as the vital part,” Saiko announces. 

Mutsuki clutches his family. His true family, and prays for his self-hatred to pass.