Oooohhhh. Description of tg girls’ boobs? (if you’re comfy with it obv)

Kirishima Touka – Quite proud of her mole. Pretty confident in her chest size, large enough to be envied but not large enough to hurt.

Irimi Kaya – Small, firm breasts that are perfect for battle.

Fueguchi Hinami – Still kinda insecure.

Kosaka Yoriko – Wishes she had Touka’s boobs.

Nishino Kimi – Felt average. But Nishiki likes them, and now she’s into wearing adventurous bras.

Kanae Von Rosewald – Would rather pretend she doesn’t have them.

Chie Hori – Has photographed her own more than once. May or may not have shown Shuu.

Yoshimura Eto – Loves her smallish chest. Hates bras.

Itori – Also proud of her mole, and loves displaying her perfectly proportioned chest.

Hoito Roma – Has occasionally complained that she can stay young but not grow her boobs.

Mado Akira – She likes indulging in lacy push-up bras.

Gori Misato – Fond of sports bras and other practical wear.

Kusakari Miza – Decided long ago she was going to be a warrior with large boobs, and any male who dismissed her could face her three blades.

Ihei Hairu – Likes trying on lingerie and other fancy underwear. Secretly quite likes her boobs.

Yonebayashi Saiko – luxurious and beautiful. She’s proud of them, even if they hurt her shoulders.

Hsaio Ching-Li – Is ‘meh’ on her whole chest thing.

Aura Kiyoko – As a veteran, she’s an avid proponent of wearing well-fitted bras.

Kamishiro Rize – Knows her boobs are effing unparalleled, yet vacillates between loving them and hating them because of the attention gross men sometimes give her. 😦

Nico – Sometimes wishes she had boobs.

Asa – Okay but what are these strange things growing on her chest and how can she put artwork on them?

Iyo – The fact that Matsuri did not notice her lovely boobs was her first clue.

Could you maybe do lady version of your manhood post please?

Kirishima Touka – insecure, but has totally taken out a mirror to examine herself. For “biological studies.”

Yoriko Kosaka – probably keeps everything nice and neat.

Hinami Fueguchi – Ryoko had given her “the talk” not too long before she died, so every change in her body gives her some measure of sadness.

Irimi Kaya – refers to it as her ‘doggy,’ not her kitty.

Nishino Kimi – was insecure. Nishiki helped her embrace her beauty, as she helped him embrace his.

Itori – probably has a piercing and/or another mole.

Eto Yoshimura – has joked that it looks like she killed someone in her pants at her time of the month. This horrifies Tatara and renders Noro even deader. But she pretty proud of her body at all stages of the month.

Miza Kusakari – likes herself au natural.

Minami and Arima shipper here again! I really liked what you wrote last time! I have a hc that she taught each of the Qs how to use their kagune prior to Re chap1 and can you maybe have each of their reactions? (even Mutsuki if he couldn’t get his kagune out)

Aw thank you! 😀

“Okay, my rinkaku girl.” Minami smiles at Saiko, who smiles back nervously. “Here’s what you do. Release that kagune.”

Saiko sends her tentacles out. “Should I make them into something else? Like a fist?”

Minami shakes her head. “Tentacles will do.”

“I like fists.” Saiko curls her rinkaku into two fists. A thrill of power shoots through her. Finally, maybe she can be her own character.

But she doesn’t want this. Her face falls.

Minami gasps.”How…how did you do that?”

“I imagine they’re the fists of One Punch Man.” Saiko smiles.

Minami makes a note to tell Arima he has a natural prodigy.

When Saiko leaves, she faces the ukaku boy. “Hello, Shirazu.”

“Heya! Mrs. Arima!” Shirazu shakes her hand a bit too eagerly.

Minami smirks. “Okay, relax yourself. Now, release.”

“Is this supposed to feel like electrocution?” Shirazu gasps as his own kagune. He kinda wants to take a selfie.

“Some ukakus do, I’ve heard.” Minami nods. “Impressive.”

“I feel so alive.” He whistles, and Minami grins at him.

“Now, look out for my bikaku!”

Urie enters next, a sullen expression on his face.

“Koukakus are heavy,” Minami warns him.

“Yeah, I know. I went to the academy.”

Minami eyes him. “You know, negative emotions diminish your ability to control your kagune.”

“I’m fine.” Urie releases it. “See?” He lurches suddenly.”Whoa!”

Minami’s bikaku sweeps him off his feet. “Cut it off now.”

Urie does so, his heart pounding.

“I won’t tell if you promise to be careful.”

He nods, secretly grateful for her kagune skill.

When Mutsuki Tooru approaches, Minami immediately likes his gentle nature.

“Release.”

Mutsuki strains. “I…can’t.”

Minami frowns. “Are you eating enough?”

“Yes,” Mutsuki says. “I just…I hate blood. I’m too weak.” His shoulders shake.

“Hey, fellow bikaku.” Minami rubs his shoulders. “You’re gonna be okay. We can just talk now. You don’t have to be afraid. The way Quinxes are designed, you control the kagune. The kagune won’t control you unless you’re really foolish, and you’re not.”

She smiles. “Don’t be afraid.”

With a slight hesitation, Mutsuki smiles back.

A continuation of the stray dog head cannon, when Saiko is home later with the other Quinx, she tells them about the stray dogs and Urie makes a joke that “it makes sense cause birds of a feather stick together” or something (doesn’t have to be those exact words), indicating that Sasaki is a stray dog and Shizaru punches him for disrespect.

“It was so funny. All these giant fluffy monsters overwhelming Maman.” Saiko smiles. “So cute.”

Shirazu peers at her photos. “I need these doggos in my life.”

“They’re out back,” Mutsuki says. “I wonder if they fetch.”

“They really love Maman.” Saiko opens the door to smile at the dogs still surrounding Sasaki.

“Well, birds of a feather stick together,” Urie mumbles.

“Huh?” Saiko frowns.

Urie rolls his eyes.

“Saiko understands, she just doesn’t approve.” She crosses her arms. Mutsuki’s stomach turns.

“Don’t disrespect Sasaki! He has us! Maybe we’re also the stray dogs.” Shirazu’s fist flies at Urie, who ducks –

and stumbles outside.

He finds himself drowning in an ocean of brown fluff and drool. “Help!”

(Last one tonight) Saiko gets the shock of her life when she discovers her maman is a closet otaku (loving the classics, especially the Dragon ball franchise, and a surprising amount of shoujo like Fruits Basket). Cue Maman/Saiko bonding.

“Maman?” Saiko tiptoes into Sasaki’s room.

She came here to talk to him about Urie overworking himself. But all her high-minded ideals are swept away by Sasaki’s bookshelves. Scores of manga line the shelves.

Dragon Ball Z.

Inuyasha.

Gintama.

Ouran High School Host Club.

Fruits Basket.

Saiko screams. She’s in heaven. She feels like Belle from Beauty and the Beast.

“Saiko?” Sasaki scrambled out of bed.

“You – look what you have! How? How did you purchase these?” Saiko yanks out a volume of Ouran. “Arima reminds me of Kyoya.”

Sasaki chuckles. “I see the comparison.”

“Good.” Saiko whistles. “I didn’t know you were an otaku.”

“I, uh, try to keep it secret.” Sasaki blushes. “But, you know, when I do my job, I like to pretend I’m Inuyasha trying to fight a demon.”

“Ooh.” Saiko frowns. “Maybe work will go better for me if I pretend I’m Sango.”

“You should,” Sasaki says. “Now, the most important question: were you rooting for Tohru and Kyo, or Tohru and Yuki?”

“Kyo all the way. He’s such a lovable jerk.”

Sasaki is flabbergasted. “But – but Yuki is so kind!”

“He can be kind to Kyo and Tohru’s children.”

“GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!” wails Sasaki, and both of them burst out laughing.

If it’s not to uncomfortable to do, headcannons about the males of Anteiku and Aoigiri (plus Uta) Manhood headcannons? Please, thanks!

Kaneki Ken – average and probably not something he maintains or thinks about, except for rare occasions.

Nishiki Nishio – smaller than he’d ever admit. (But it’s enough for Kimi, so, like, it’s fine).

Koma Enji – he loves to boast about how big it is. It’s probably normal sized, though, and Irimi probably knows this. 😉

Tsukiyama Shuu – perfectly perfumed, his pride and joy.

Yoshimura Kuzen – unsure how he had Eto, because he never had sex. Nope. My word is final. The end.

Yomo Renji – he’s probably, er, much larger than average. Sometimes Uta likes to make him uncomfortable by telling him he should use that fact more.

Uta – he’d 100% tattoo an eye or something on the end just to troll his partner.

Tatara – He meticulously grooms himself.

Kirishima Ayato – once he tried to shave that area… let’s just say he was in an even angrier mood for the next week.

Noro – probably long and more lively than the rest of him. 😉

Naki – He tries to convince everyone to compare their manhoods, and then tells them they’ll never be as perfect as Big Bro.

Everything is the same except when Kaneki was living with his aunt he started caring for stray dogs without her knowledge. Flash forward to when he is Sasaki and him and Saiko are out running a few errands and he gets tackled by a loving group of stray dogs. They stop to pet them and Haise silently vows to start looking after them.

This is hilarious and lovely.

“Don’t touch those filthy mongrels.” Kaneki’s aunt sniffs and hurries away from the dogs.

“You know,” Kaneki says to the dogs, the dogs who have actually shown an interest in him, “I have a friend who was nice to me when I was like a stray. His name is Hide. And I think he’d be your friend, too.”

Checking over his shoulder to ensure his aunt is out of sight, Kaneki hands the dog his lunch. It woofs with joy.

Over the next few years, Kaneki and Hide each take turns caring for a growing number of street dogs, including one very pregnant, fluffy monster they name Takatsuki, after Kaneki’s favorite author.

But when Takatsuki has five puppies, Hide insists on naming them. “Fluffy One, Fluffy Two…”

“You can’t be serious.” Kaneki scowls.

“Hideyoshi, Kaneki, and Sen. There.” Hide smirks. They’re all brown and large, and squirming in their arms.

“We’ll take care of them,” Kaneki vows.

Unconditional love, for Kaneki, is Hide and puppies.

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“Maman!” Saiko gasps as six enormous brown mutts tackle Sasaki.

“Uh.” Sasaki, the fierce ghoul investigator, looks completely overwhelmed by the fluffy, excitable creatures. “Help.”

“They’re so cutttttte,” Saiko coos, hugging one. “Are they strays? Can we keep them?”

Sasaki, ever so briefly, imagines himself hugging one. They feel so familiar. He can already feel the texture of their fur before he touches them.

“We’ll take care of them,” Haise vows. It takes him a moment to realize he hasn’t spoken aloud yet.

Plus thirteen years when Touka and Kaneki’s daughter (who I’ve named Kaori) finds an old photo of kuroneki and Touka in part one and asks about it?

I like the name!

“Mom?” Kaori holds up a photo album. Laughter ripples from her throat.

“Hmm?” Touka turns around.

“Why does Dad have an eyepatch?”

“Oh!” Touka smiles. “That’s from around the time we first met. I called him a useless idiot. He could barely fight. He’d only just become a half-ghoul.”

“Wow.” Kaori squints. “He looks so timid.”

“He was. He was also the sweetest boy I’d met, and that angered me.” Touka laughs now. “That hasn’t changed.”

“Oh, please.” Kaori rolls her eyes. “Don’t get sappy with me.”

“Someday, you’ll appreciate it!”

Kaneki enters the room. “What are we talking about?”

“How obnoxiously nice you are, Daddy.” Kaori smiles at him, and Kaneki can’t resist smiling back. She is his princess.

Instead of running away from them, Kaneki talks with the Quinx about what he is doing and what he discovers (that the CCG are the biggest hypocrites, sunlit garden and everything they were taught a complete and total lie), and they make it clear that they will support him always.

“I don’t believe you,” Urie snaps.

“Why not?” Saiko fires back.

“Sensei? How do you know?” Mutsuki leans forward. The Quinx have gathered in the Chateau for a meeting with Sasaki Haise, though he now wants to be called Kaneki.

Higemaru interrupts. “There’s actually … I’ve studied the history of CCG some. Everyone who’s come from the Sunlit Garden has passed away by 35.”

“So you believe him, too?” Saiko asks.

“Why don’t we ask or resident Garden kid?” Aura points at Hsaio. “Tell us he’s crazy.”

Hsaio stares at the floor. Her voice sounds dead. “He’s crazy.”

“You’re a terrible liar,” Urie says, his stomach sinking.

Hsaio looks up at Kaneki. “You can’t fight them. You’ll lose.”

“You’re going to die early? No! I refuse!” Saiko shrieks. She wraps Hsaio in an embrace.

“If – if everything is a lie, how do we move forward?” Mutsuki waits anxiously for Sensei’s answer.

“I don’t know. I think joining with the ghouls already against the Washuus is a good first step,” says Kaneki.

“No,” Aura says. “I can’t betray my aunt.”

“In a way,” says Higemaru, “You’d be betraying her if you let her fight for a lie.”

“But I don’t have anyone else,” Aura whispers.

“You have us,” Kaneki says. “For what little I’m worth.”

“You’re worth a lot to me,” says Mutsuki.

“And me!” cries Saiko.

“We’ll support whatever you decide,” Urie says, nodding at Kaneki. For some reason, that warms his heart the most.

They’re his family.

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Ooh how about Nico/Kaneki including the re omake where he puts sunscreen on Nico’s back

I have not been able to write much about Nico before! Thank you.

“It’s cold,” Nico whines.

“I’m sorry!” Kaneki hesitates. “But you’ll burn otherwise.”

“Alas, my skin is pale like a vampires’,” Nico intones.

“It’s beautiful, Nico.”

“You’re too sweet for this world.” Nico smiles and draws Kaneki closer for a kiss. Her heart still flutters every time Kaneki touches her.

“Maybe I could appear to a ghoul restaurant as roasted ghoul,” Nico says. “That’d be fun.”

Kaneki chokes. “I think not!”

“Don’t want to lose me?” Nico cranes her head back to grin at her boyfriend.

“Yes,” Kaneki says, face redder than any sunburn.