Write about Matsuri and his German boyfriend (who I may have named Rolf Müller) please :)

Warning for homophobia.

“Another letter?” Yoshitoki asks with interest.

“Mmmhmmm.” Matsuri scuttles upstairs. Yoshitoki will not be happy to hear that his son has been seduced by a beautiful German artist named Rolf Müller, and even though he’s back in Japan, Rolf writes to him every week.

Rolf offers to visit, but Matsuri forces himself to refuse. Tsuneyoshi will hate to have someone queer in the family. Rolf will die. 

My beloved Matsuri,

How are you?

Is this okay? Matsuri recalls Rolf running his fingers through his hair and inviting him into his bedroom.

I know Japan is difficult for you. Family legacies and all. But don’t you remember? 

Matsuri remembers Rolf buying him coffee. Taking long walks together. Visiting Auschwitz and vomiting afterwards. And Rolf telling him it’s okay, it’s a good response, and Matsuri couldn’t tell him that he fears his family is engaging in their own genocide. 

Matsuri, I know. It wasn’t hard to investigate the truth about the Washuus and Gehennas. 

Matsuri sucks in his breath. Rolf knows?

I love you. I don’t blame your secrecy.

Matsuri blames himself, even if Rolf doesn’t.

Aren’t you ever going to write back? 

Tsuneyoshi would kill someone like Rolf. For family honor. For secrecy.

Matsuri presses his hands against his eyes. He wants to respond I LOVE YOU TOO!!! And draw kisses all over the paper. He wants to seek Rolf’s advice on his family.

Love, 

Rolf

But for Rolf’s sake, he can’t.

So he slides the paper under his mattress with the dozen other letters he’s received. Maybe someday he’ll burn them. Right now, he’d rather keep them close, to remind himself of Rolf. 

ayatos human s/o gets pregnant and he basically has a huge freak out and straight up tells her to get rid of it (all of your pregnant stories have been so good🐰)

Awwww thank you. Pregnancy stories are my favorite because ANGST. 

“You sick?” Ayato sticks his head in their bathroom door. Fuck privacy, his s/o is vomiting for the second time this week.

“No,” they say, wiping their mouth.

“I smell puke, [Name].” He makes a face.

“I said I’m fine!”

Ayato is hurt, though he won’t show it. “Fine then. Have it your way. But, as an executive, I better not see you on a mission today.”

He stalks away, and almost misses their weak reply, “I’m pregnant.”

Ayato freezes, his hand on the doorknob. “What?”

“I said I am pregnant.” His S/O slumps to the tiled floor. Fat tears roll down their cheeks.

“Are – are you sure?” Ayato begins to shake.

They nod.

“I – I can’t – I won’t be Arata! I can’t do that to a kid!” he shrieks. “[Name], I’m begging you: get rid of it.”

His s/o looks shocked. 

Isn’t she relieved? He doesn’t want her to bear this burden.

“I don’t know if I want to! I … I actually might want it,” they plead. “And anyhow, don’t tell me what to do.” 

Ayato turns red. “I wasn’t.”

“Ayato, you just told me to get rid of it.”

“I don’t want to be a dad. I’ll be awful. You’ll be in danger.” Ayato runs a hand through his hair. “If – if someone finds out an Aogiri executive has a family – ”

“Touka’s gonna kill you, and that’s what you’re afraid of,” his S/O shoots back. 

Ayato cowers. He knows they’re right. “I’m sorry.”

“Damn right you are,” they say with a slight smile. He smiles back.

“Will you leave me if I keep it?”

Ayato gasps. “No! No, [Name], never.” He crosses the room to wrap his arms around them. “I’ll never leave you. I’m just scared, that’s all.”

They embrace him back. “Me too.”

He holds them – and his blossoming child – in his arms. And for a moment, he thinks maybe he can do this after all. 

Kaneki and Hide reunite and Hide confesses his feelings for him (like he did in Chpt 148). But since Kaneki is married with a child on the way, he also says he is ready to let Kaneki go and be happy even if he can’t have him. In comes our queen, Touka, who introduces them to the idea of polyamory ;)

“Why would you go this far? I took your mouth,” Kaneki whispers. He’ll never hear Hide’s laugh again.

Hide rolls his eyes “Kaneki, half an hour ago you thought you’d never hear me again because you’d killed me. Isn’t this infinitely better?”

“I…suppose.”

“Anyhow, I love you. Kaneki, I’ve loved you for years.” Hide looks at the ground. “I’m sorry I didn’t tell you before. It took me…well, until you vanished to realize.”

“Hide.” Kaneki blinks back tears. “I love you, too.”

He takes Hide’s cheeks in his. “But I can’t be with you. I’m with Touka. We’re having a baby.”

“Do you love her?” Hide asks, desperately. 

“Yes.”

“Good.” Hide breathes a sigh of relief. He can handle heartbreak if Kaneki is happy.

“Hold up, you two.” Touka stomps over. “Go ahead and kiss him, Ken.”

“Huh?” Kaneki sputters.

“Polyamory is a thing, you know.” Touka flutters her lashes at both men. 

Hide feels impressively attracted to her. “Uh.”

Kaneki tackles his missing mouth in a kiss, and Touka kisses both of their cheeks. 

“Welcome to the family. I’ll leave a bite mark not on your face for marriage,” Touka whispers in Hide’s ear. 

He laughs, and even Kaneki has to chuckle. 

He feels so happy, surrounded by and married to his best friends. 

Hi! It’s my birthday today! So I was wondering if you could write some birthday hcs for Haise, Mutsuki, Itori, Uta, Yomo and maybe Hinami?

Happy Birthday!!!!

– Haise adores when Saiko forces the Quinx squad to sing “Happy Birthday” and “How old are you now” to him. He also adores decorating his own birthday cake. 

– Mutsuki silently wonders how he’s made it this far. But when Saiko hugs him and even Urie hands him a painting of happy cats, everything seems brighter. Sensei once bought him a book of poetry, and he cried later with happiness. 

– Itori celebrates with alcohol. Not drinking it herself, but watching Yomo and Uta get drunk and recording the conversation for blackmail later.

– Uta adds a small tattoo each birthday. He marks each birthday on his stomach, just a small line.

– Yomo pretends it’s not happening. He once locked himself in his home the entire day. But then Itori showed up calling him “old man,” and Uta brought blood wine, and in the end they had fun playing drunk Charades and board games, because he’s Yomo.

– Hinami celebrates her birthday by praying for happiness for her parents. She then buys herself the largest book she can find, and an extra large cup of coffee, and loses herself in her book.

the nico posts… i love them so much, thank u. they make me happy cuz i’ve been going through a lot. what would nico’s childhood be like? was she gifted? did she have lots of friends? was she short? did she have siblings? her favourite subject?

❤ ❤ ❤ Hey, if you ever want to message me to vent, feel free. I hope things get better in your life because you deserve the best.

– Nico was always tall, which made her uncomfortable because she wanted to be like the cute, short girls.

– She was an only child, with a single mother. 

– When she came out to her mother, her mom’s response was like “yeah I know you are a girl.” 100% supportive. This meant the world to Nico.

– Nico loved frilly dresses as a kid. She dressed as a Disney princess for every Halloween.

– Literature was her favorite class. As a teen, she developed a taste for Shakespearean tragedy. Hamlet is her favorite character; Romeo and Juliet, her favorite tale. She finds Iago the most intriguing character, but not so endearing.

– She was exceptionally gifted at reading and acting. Her mother encouraged both of these pursuits.

– She had friends, but some kids made fun of her fro being different. Her mom fostered Nico’s belief that differences should be embraced, and that helped her through her more lonely times. 

– She met Itori as a kid, but they never bonded until a decade later, when Nico realized Itori accepted her as she was. Then she was introduced to Uta, another oddball, and Nico felt right at home among the Clowns.

– She pursued Yamori with the childish fantasy that she was solving the mystery of Iago’s sadism.

– Nico’s mother died when she was 17. CCG killed her, and Nico had barely learned to hunt at that point (she wasn’t much a fan of blood). Since then, she’s worked hard to face blood (perhaps too hard, considering her involvement with Yamori).

Everyone’s reaction at Suzuya saying fuck ???

Kaneki/Sasaki: You – You shouldn’t – s-s-s-ay that…Hahaha…Uh…Help.

Mutsuki: *scared*

Urie: *stunned silence*

Shirazu: *chokes*

Saiko: Hey fucker, wanna fucking go? I fucking love it.

Hanbee: *turns bright red, gets very antsy*

Keijin: *impressed* *makes a mental note that swearing may be okay in front of his squad leader* 

Mizurou: OMFG

Mikage: the constellations have aligned. The planets have united as one. The world is ending and it is beautiful.

Shinohara: Suzuya, sometimes that word upsets people. I’ve found it helpful to try saying what is making you so angry, rather than saying that word. 

Is it too perverted to ask if any of the ghouls would have a menstruation fetish, especially with human?

We have three potential candidates: 

1. His name is Uta and he likes being weird. Probably him.

2. Seidou might be kinky enough, or he might start crying. I’m honestly not sure which response will happen but we know it will be hardcore either way. 

3. But actually, Tsukiyama would probably like it too, because he can taste them without hurting them. TRES BIEN! 

Everyone’s reaction to Fueguchi Hinami saying the word: “Fuck.”

I’m dying of laughter.

Kaneki: *gasps* Hinami?! *world tilts*

Touka: The fuck did you just say?

Tsukiyama: *faints*

Yomo: *pretends he heard nothing. Later cries in his room alone*

Nishiki: Don’t you dare start using Touka’s language!

Koma: This is entertaining. The Devil Ape used to wash out Touka’s mouth with soap. (Touka: You fucking did not).

Irimi: grins

Naki: Why is everyone upset? I like that word. 

Miza: Ayato has not been a good influence.

Ayato: *cheers* Allow me to enlighten you on the eloquence of creative cursing. 

Akira and Amon’s toddler daughter Kasuka’s first fully formed word being “Koutarou” and he’s flattered but would have preferred “Daddy”. What happens?

YAS AKIRAMON YAAAAAAAAS.

“Say Daddy,” Akira encourages Kasuka. Their daughter grips her finger and totters towards Amon. “Get ready, Koutarou.” 

He crouches on the ground, ready to catch her. She tumbles into his strong hands, giggling. “Koutarou!” 

He gasps.

“She said your name!” Akira would have assumed Daddy was easier. Kasuka is smart, and she’s a proud Mama. 

“I’m flattered,” Amon says, hugging Kasuka. “Yes, Daddy is Koutarou.”

“Koutarou!” She cheers.

After they put her to bed for the evening, Amon allows himself angst. “But what if she never calls me Daddy?”

“Is that a problem?” Akira cocks an eyebrow.

“Yes! I want to be her Daddy! I want her to call me Daddy witht he same affection you used for Mado.” Amon rubs his forehead. “Please.”

Akira has to laugh. “Oh my.”

“I know, it’s not logical, but I want it.” He clenches his fists.

“We’ll work on teaching her Daddy,” Akira assures him. She plants a kiss on his cheek. “I love your illogical side.”