Itori accidebtally scaring the living shit out of Uta with a pregnancy test that isn’t even hers but a friend who needed support, please? I just wanna mess with him x)

#Canon.

Itori has just finished tucking her friend into bed. Itori’s bed, to be exact, which she has dutifully maintained as the squishiest bed in Tokyo. Itori finds it useful for the ghouls who come to her for help, when they’re pregnant from human partners and unsure what to do. 

Itori helps them.

She hums to herself and turns off the lights. But when she dances back downstairs, she finds Uta staring at the trash can.

Itori swallows the laugh bubbling inside her. “Hi there.”

Uta nods. 

“Can’t speak?” she purrs.

“Hi.” Uta points to the trash can. The trash can holding a positive pregnancy test.

“Wouldn’t you like a little Utatori?” she asks sweetly.

Blood drains from Uta’s face. He sways – he actually fucking sways – and that’s when Yomo catches him.

“Aw, Ren’s here too!” Itori claps her hands.

“I don’t – I mean – ” Uta wipes his sweating palms on Yomo’s coat. 

“Relax, idiot. It’s a friend’s.” Itori tosses her hair over her shoulder. “Women gotta help each other out from time-to-time.”

“Really?” Uta peers at her.

“You didn’t know that?” Yomo asks.

“No!”

“Well, now you do.” Itori pats Uta on his head. “Unfortunately, my bed’s taken by my friend tonight.”

Uta chokes as Itori quickly retreats, holding her phone aloft like a prize.  

“You recorded this?!” Uta shrieks. 

Could I request a scenario of Furuta with a pregnant s/o? ._./ I’m honestly not sure how he would react

You know just what to ask. I love pregnancy asks. Even though I never want to be pregnant in my entire life.

– For Furuta, your news is a frightening clash of ideas. He knows, deep down, that he really wants a family. And that he likes you. 

– But you’re not Rize, and he’s a doomed Washuu, and he’s about to orchestrate the decimation of ghoul/human society.

– His conflicting emotions cause him to freeze at first. How well Furuta counters his inner demons depends how well you know his backstory and are willing to gently but firmly cut through his bullshit, to draw out the real Furuta who wants a child and who likes you.

– If you indeed reach through his bullshit, there’s a high chance of derailing his plans to ‘destroy everything.’ Because now he could have the thing he truly wanted, a family. It’s so tempting for him. 

– If you didn’t know he was a half-human, you’re going to find out soon, since you’re carrying a hybrid. TBH, in your initial talk, Furuta might tell you his heritage, hoping you’ll hate him so he can keep being a nihilist.

– Since you don’t, Furuta will look for underground ghoul doctors to help you both. If Tsuneyoshi is alive, he will be terrified of his father finding you. 

– You will probably need to cross paths with a prominent ghoul helper: Kirishima Touka. Touka’s smart realism and kindness is probably helpful for both you and Furuta.

– Furuta is going to be very protective of you during your pregnancy. And doting. Very doting.

– He’s scared. Of you. Of the child. Of being a dad. 

– As you near the end of your pregnancy, he probably going to be anxious about whether the kid will forgive him for his sins. Especially if they are a girl – he knows he’s been pretty misogynistic, to put it mildly. He’ll worry about their lifespan. He’ll drown and guilt and worry, and therapy is probably good for you both.

– Furuta will probably marry you. He doesn’t want bastard children; he would never do to his child what Tsuneyoshi did to him. You support him in his inner journey to go of the past, and should this child shake his nihilism enough, you might see him try to right his wrongs. 

What kind of dogs would the Anteiku members adopt? (If you don’t know too much about dogs, you can skip this!)

I love puppers.

Kaneki Ken – Corgi.

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Kirishima Touka – German Shepherd.

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Fueguchi HInami – Beagle

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Hideyoshi Nagachika – Shiba Inu

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Yoshimura Kuzen – Akita Inu.

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Yomo Renji – Great Pyrenees

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Uta – A fox raised in captivity with no chance in the wild. He just had to. 

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Nishiki Nishio – Samoyed.

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Nishino Kimi – mutt.

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Irimi Kaya – Doberman. 

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Koma Enji – golden retriever.

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I know this is dark, but it’s something a tad personal. Could I request Uta, Yomo, Fruit-Chan, Tsukiyama, Karen and Arima reacting to their S/o who was taken advantage of while drunk in their own house?

❤ You can indeed. I’m okay with dark, terrible, and sensitive subjects so long as they aren’t glorified. ❤ ❤ ❤ hugs ❤

That being said, dear readers: here’s a trigger warning for sexual assault, and I’ll post it below the cut.

Uta

– You tell Uta what happened, trying to downplay it, almost making light of it. Like it shouldn’t bother you. Even though it does.

– When you finish with a nervous laugh, quipping “guess I shouldn’t get drunk anymore,” Uta snaps out of his shock. He crosses the room and wraps his arms around you. 

– You try to swallow the lump in your throat. “Are you mad at me?”

– He’s appalled. He strokes your hair and growls out the words. “No. It wasn’t your fault. Someone … forced you to have sex when you didn’t want to.”

– You begin to cry, because he’s naming it without saying the word you’re somehow afraid to say. And because he’s right, but you – you can’t stop thinking that you did something different, something wrong.

– “Do you want to say here tonight? You can stay as long as you feel safe.” Uta rubs your back. “And I will always be here to listen if and when you want to talk.”

– You nod. He peers into your eyes  not with pity, just empathy and a flicker of indignation, and faith. Uta may be a ghoul, but you do feel safe with him, in his house…and for now, that’s what you need. 

Yomo Renji

– You notice his kakugans glowing halfway through your story, and ask him if he’s angry.

– “For you,” he insists, clenching his fists. A tear leaks down his cheek. It’s not fair, it’s not right – how dare anyone hurt you?

– He’ll find whatever medical or emotional care you need.

– “Don’t think of me as broken,” you snap, and Yomo’s eyes burn as he reassures you, “Never.” 

– You wrap your arms around you, and he probably lifts you up and cradles you in his arms.

Furuta Nimura

– So because Fruit-chan is who he is, he probably heard a rumor that your assailant was really grabby at your party, and that you disappeared with them for a while. Since your behavior changed after that, he – like the insecure asshole he is – assumed you cheated on him.  

– You’re insulted when he finally confronts you, a few weeks later. “Nothing happened,” you insist. “I love you, even if you can’t believe it.” To be honest, it’s a black hole in your memory. 

– “I … don’t remember.” You start to shake, because memories are flooding back, memories that are incredibly fucked-up and memories you don’t want to remember at all.

– Furuta sees you turn pale and begin to shake. That isn’t like you, and despite his hurt, he’s now alarmed. “[Name]?”

– “I’m going to throw up,” you say. Furuta grabs you a trash can, and holds you, as he slowly begins to realize what you are realizing.

– “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry,” he begs.

– “I haven’t said anything,” you spit.

– “You don’t need to.” Furuta holds you, shaking with disgust at himself, horror and devastation for you, and anger at your attacker. You can take your time talking to him, and he will do his best to support you. And profusely apologize for his assumptions. 

– He probably will kill this person, unless you ask him for due process. 

Tsukiyama Shuu

– He sobs. He sobs and wails, though you remain unemotional, detached.

– “I’m an idiot,” you say, and that’s when he turns fierce. 

– “No.” Shuu holds you close, sniffling now. “You are not. You are strong, and that person was wrong. Not you.” 

– “I wish I had been there. Can you forgive me for not walking you home?”

– “It’s not your fault,” you stay stiffly.  

– “Or yours!” he cries. “I’ll say that whenever you need to hear it. We – we are going to get through this, together.”

–  He squeezes your hand. “If you want to, that is?” You nod, and he lets you finally sob onto his expensive jacket. 

Karren Von Rosewald

– She suspected something was wrong when you avoided spending time at home the last week. You’re a homebody, unlike Karren. 

– Eventually, especially after seeing how withdrawn you are, she pulls you aside to ask you if she has done anything wrong. And keeps asking questions, until you hint at what happened.

– Karren gasps. She’s furious – part of her wants to hunt them down and tear them limb from limb. But not eat them. they don’t deserve to be food. 

– She wraps her arms around you, assures you she is supportive of whatever you need, and is determined to help in whatever ways she can.

Arima Kishou 

– He’s silent at first, which only increases your worry. But he’s just trying to control his own emotions. 

– He then asks, delicately, if you have seen a doctor. If you need to, he will arrange for one, as discreetly as you wish. 

– Your shoulders are hunched, and you huddle in your chair, leaning away from him. Your self-hatred is palpable. 

– Arima kneels before you. He then assures you he believes you, he loves you, and he is only quiet because he’s sick at the thought. And because he instinctively planned killing them. 

– You ask him not to kill, but to perhaps open an investigation based on your anonymous report. He readily agrees, using both CCG and Aogiri resources. 

– He won’t ever leave you alone again. 

Could I request Yomo, Uta, and two other characters of your choice with a s/o who wants to love them, but can’t tell if they do because they’ve cant identify emotions properly. Like, they know they want to be by the lovers side, want to always be close etc. but they just can’t tell. This is something I have difficulty with personally, so it means a lot to me uwu

❤ ❤ ❤ 

Yomo Renji

– tbh, Yomo is probably hesitant to say he loves you, too, because he likes avoiding emotions. So when he does, he might feel hurt if you can’t reciprocate … though he will appreciate their honesty. 

– I see Yomo holding them and being willing to work it out. He will not be scared off, because he loves you, as he just said. 

– Probably his S/O helps him in an emergency, or maybe risks their life for his, and he realizes they love him. And he grins to himself.

– When you’re back alone, he will tease you about it. And take you in his arms and kiss you all over. 

Uta

– Uta, ever the astute observer of human nature, probably picks up on your inability to identify emotions. 

– He finds you fascinating, and this may be why he begins to date you.

– It probably takes a fight (you, angry about his sadistic side) for him to identify his own feelings, which leads to laughter.

– When he finally calms down to explain his feelings – and that he’s laughing because he’s been unable to identify that he in fact loves you – you ask, vulnerably, whether you love him. 

– Uta says he thinks you do, or you wouldn’t have been so pissed at him.

Furuta Nimura 

– Furuta, after you explain your difficulty to him: “Well we can have kanou hook you up to electrodes and see which part of your brain lights up.” You immediately deliver a playful swat.

– Furuta tells himself he’s relieved. He doesn’t want love. Not anymore.

– You may retort that you MIGHT love him, you just don’t know, to drive him mad.

– As time goes on, Furuta ponders to himself that, whatever you feel, it’s nicer than he’s ever experienced before. He hopes to tell you this before he dies. 

Karren Von Rosewald 

– “Ah, Liebling, it’s fine.” Karren is silently perturbed, however – not because she’s hurt, but because she worries you deny your feelings like Shuu, and she doesn’t want you to become depressed.

– Eventually, Karren learns to trust you – that you aren’t Shuu, and that you do care for her.

– She will not hesitate to tell you the moment she feels she loves you, and she won’t expect anything in return.

– She’s still going to ask if you want to marry her, though. 😛 

I request Yamori surviving his fight with Kaneki, coming back at some point and meeting Naki’s nine children. Also did Naki get sex Ed from Tsukiyama or something? Because last time I checked this cinnamon bun didn’t know how to write, never mind sex.

– Oh Tsukiyama 100% gave Naki sex ed. But the Gourmet probably used Touka and Kaneki as an example to lead into this discussion.

– this resulted in innocent Naki asking Touka about it and Miza nose bleeding, until pregnant Touka still beat Tsukiyama’s ass with her kagune.

– When he returns, Yamori is stunned to see Naki a) alive and b) married and c) married to Miza.

– Miza is not thrilled with Yamori – she never has been – but she accepts him for Naki’s sake. 

– Naki tells Big Bro how he always buys presents on his kids’ birthdays for them ‘just like you did for me.’ Big Bro definitely doesn’t feel a lump in his throat, or a prickle in his eyes. Nope. Definitely not. 

– He totally does.

– Yamori has fun play-wrestling with the brood, though he’s slightly unnerved by their cunning natures and sheer numbers advantage.

– The Nakimiza brood likes climbing “Mount Yamori.” This has resulted in many photos and videos that Miza savors. And distributes, to Yamori’s dismay.

Question question, what do you think would happen if a one eyed ghoul was born into Sunlit garden. We know male ghouls are trained to be investigators as they have the Washuu name, Female ghouls are used as wombs and half humans become investigators but what about half ghouls? Male half ghouls would probably become investigators, but would females become wombs? Or would they become investigators? We don’t really know, since the only Washuu one eye known rebelled against their family

That’s true… Hmmm.

What follows is unpleasant, fair warning:

I don’t think they’d “waste” them as an investigator. If they ever became an investigator, it might be because the Washuus want them dead. 

I feel like no matter what happened, the half-ghoul would be subject to very strict regulations. The Washuus might fear their raw power, and do their best to contain it. Brainwashing and perhaps through force. 

The half-ghoul may or may not be used for scientific experiments. It’s possible that regardless of gender, the Washuus would be interested in what kind of offspring they could produce. 

I do not think the half-ghoul’s mother would have a very nice life. She would probably be a ‘favorite’ like Furumama. At best. 😦 

The half-humans might be unfavorably compared to their half-ghoul sibling. 

I personally would hope they’d escape with the help of several Sunlit Garden friends and wreck the Washuus in the end 

Mutsurie being happy? If that’s ok? My heart still hurts

GUYS. I WILL NEVER NOT CRY FOR MUTSURIE. 

– Urie was probably forced into confessing by Touka. Emboldened that Touka snagged Kaneki by asking “are you a virgin,” Urie writes out personal and awkward questions to ask Mutsuki and weighs each one.

– He finally settles for “are you open to dating other men.”

– Mutsuki is very taken aback, but sweet. “Of course.”

– Urie: *face beet red* “I AM TOO.” *voice cracks* 

– Mutsuki: “U – Urie?”

Urie: *panics* “Oh fuck me”. *realizes* “WAIT not like that! I didn’t mean it like that! I just meant – I like you – maybe -” *ducks from an apple Touka sends hurling across the cafe* “okay not maybe – I really like you!”

– Mutsuki is stunned. “Are you…asking me out?”

– Urie nods. That’s about all he can manage.

– Mutsuki’s heart beats so happily he fears exploding. He’s leaning closer and closer to Urie, trying to see if Urie is sincere, if he’s real, if this is really happening…

– Touka sees both of their distress and casually approaches to inform Urie that coffee is free for them both, so Urie better have a nice date planned for this evening.